ULTIMATE DANK DAILY MEMES V2

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my nut archery 100 me in the middle of doing something important on my computer my computer I have decided that I want to die my parents denied me vaccinations as a child today I was finally able to take my health into my own hands I've seen this raw strength only once before dude this is really hard to balance whoa I almost dropped it haha 1999 2017 restauration 100 this template is better than the Lisa Simpson one because it makes it seem less arrogant and aggressive and also because curve is cute slides five dollars to paramedic me maybe it takes us too long to get to the hospital and maybe I don't make it reasons to live minecraft still on top has more monthly players than fortnight when you're playing pool and want to look like you have any idea what the [ __ ] you're doing do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other smaller internet is up to perfect news doesn't exist Indonesian police burn three point three tonnes of weed gets entire town 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with time I ordered a pizza last year and it hasn't come yet ha ha ha I haven't showered since last year ha ha ha ha ha I also haven't felt genuine happiness since 2012 ha ha ha ha ha flat earthers claim Australia doesn't exist 10 people who live there are actors paid by NASA 25 million people in Australia Mr joke to you the United States is the only major country that does not guarantee health care as a right we already have the right to health care it's called owning a gun how is owning a gun health care well my grandma broke her ankle so instead of wasting money and taking her to the doctor I just shot her when you write 20-19 instead of 2018 in first attempt I think of myself as above the average person proof you're not ugly just poor 1999 2017 black people white people white people black people black people you're just racist did you know you can save water by peeing in the sink no I never knew that wow that's so cool I will definitely do it next time you'll want a skinny girl until you slap her ass and it sound like a screen shot that thing is broken it has stopped sucking then it must have gotten married let's force fortnight free February as a meme so people finally will shut up about it for a month Phineas and Ferb Ellen mask when you ask a girl out and she says yes I haven't programmed that path yet this template is better than the Lisa Simpson one because Baljeet looks fun and entertaining instead of looking like an arrogant little [ __ ] y'all eats yo crackers with or without the shell family dinner raid my dinner why is there a photoshop fork I don't want people to think I didn't have a fork Donald J Trump lemon Barrack Obama I Barrack Obama former President of the United States and representative of the black community officially grant you the n-word pass i buy gucci belt so i can beat my kids in flex on them simultaneously if you ever feel useless just think of Kelly Nelson hair stylist Kelly Nelson day month year month day year January 1st 2019 feel old yet what are the Mario Bros views on atheists mario says people are free to believe whatever they want although I prefer the Lord Jesus luigi says if we didn't persuade time for another crusade so people really out here putting hot sauce in the fridge the back of the bottle literally says refrigerate after opening in you'll still put it in the cabinet y'all don't follow directions and that's why y'all keep getting pregnant just cracking open a cold one with the boys how to recognize a stroke twisted mouth arm paralysis incoherent speech I enjoy playing fortnight when you're in the middle of jacking off and you hear your mom slam the car door we are going into hyperspeed swears in video YouTube demonetised promoting gambling to underage kids YouTube that's lit when you post the first spooky meal of the year the fastest spook in the West normal cat meow Texan cat meow D when a grown-ass adults as a fortnight dance man it hurts to be this hip phineas and Ferb's inventions Ellen masks when blacks say white people don't season they food down then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices [Music] fair night how while thigh journey to a long and hard tis what she proclaimed when you survive everything in 2018 and make it to 2019 and the first meme of the year is a [ __ ] lemon why are we still here just to suffer in Italy now we have a whole channel dedicated to Shrek came here just to tell you not a cellphone in sight just people living in the moment this format is better than the Lisa Simpson one because it can say the n-word when I see someone from High School in a store but they don't see me yet I finally understand why American Bald Eagles are always photographed from the side microwave heat the bowl my food chemistry lessons FBI studying hard I see keep it like that Danny DeVito news when you have a perfect meme for a situation but you have to search through your eight thousand plus meme archive to find it youtubers a fifteen thousand dollars gaming computer with 64 GB RAM fortnight every shitty school has this specific Bulldog clip art as their mascot Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon Neil a backwards his alien FB I delete that [ __ ] right now Carole moths creates the Communist Manifesto 1848 hippity-hoppity abolished private property roses are red I can't count to five Romanian Court tells man he is not alive constant and relieved 63 fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed to late bureaucracy 100 first known case of amnesia 1975 when you can't find the name of the flash game you used to play as a kid he exists not only in my memory your mom is so fat dad a group of people started believing - your mom is actually flat I'm just saying has anyone actually seen the other side of your mom you have been visited by dr. doe go like this video and subscribe to stay healthy [Music]

Channel: CRedditor

Views: 161

Rating: 3.8 out of 5

Keywords: memes compilation, funny, comedy, ddm, family friendly memes, family friendly, clean, clean memes, dankify memes, minecraft memes, memes, clumsy, dank daily memes, dankify, dank doodle memes, ultimate dank memes, dank memes

Id: -0buUcdbogc

Length: 11min 42sec (702 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 14 2019