Daily Memes Dose | adult injuries

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people doing stupid crap it's called Florida me clicks pen in class one millisecond later I'll can do it again please don't take pen automatic pictures of your dog one hour at school one hour when I'm gaming Titanic two will set sail on the original route on 2020 two passengers the man who designed the ship Titanic waiting for some company iceberg that sunk the original the teacher I think I forgot something the class if you forgot then it wasn't important the teacher Gare you're right the homework [Music] Nikola Tesla Thomas Edison nobody is born cool except of course you for taking the time to look at my meme instead of spending it with your family and friends laughs in pool life choices your alarm is set for two hours and 17 minutes from now petition to have studio creates an arai jack live action with Keanu Reeves as Jack this does put a smile on my face childhood injuries fell off my bike sellout a tree twisted ankle adult injuries slept wrong sneeze too hard love the wrong person 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playing a game and see on the other team Minnesota town reelect dog as it's man dad's second car crash this week girls who she's wearing the same outfit I'm wearing boys girls and puberty oMG I'm so ugly boys Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving speech 100 I like trains not everyone will get your reference shop for a new tire make macaroni to cardio don't let the existential dread set in don't let it set in vacuum the rug Xbox Live homie alright man I'm gonna go to bed talk to you tomorrow last on line seven years ago honey tell me what's wrong Australians are just British Texans Oh Frick the actual in metric system bald eagles purr glazed hotdogs this looks like PETA sent them some stupid meme endures watching their reaction Thor is still trying to understand what a meme is and Steve is just proud he unlocked his phone [Music] why did you have with her she was lying there naked what was I supposed to do the autopsy the in autopsy don't tell me how to do my job you are the worst vet on earth I would like to speak to the inventor of how may I help you can I have some amazon is selling a bracelet that shocks you if you eat too much fast-food Americans today's the day what's your last meal request hehe sockos meanwhile on Titan rare footage of Stannis's our kid doing a presentation on the Infinity stones and his plan to wipe out half the universe no matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground run anxiety love depression contempt pride shame envy my friends and I if you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan if you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan you are only a true fan of you are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades spin around really fast they had us in the first half not gonna lie my GF mad that I forgot her birthday me trying to remember what her name EES [Music] [Music] the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages be like um do you want to go to heaven because it's like 10 bucks 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music deaf people me why does my back always hurt my posture eight-year-old me after signing up for a website and putting my year of birth at 1900 Cal marks invented communism rich people Kyle what the sometimes holding on does more damage than letting go just let go you'll do less damage other than that on Facebook by adjectives being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have romantic feelings Jahna me I really want to talk to you I don't want to annoy you me you swerve to avoid a scare or unknown to you thus carole pledges our life dare to you in your darkest hour the scarran arrives [Music] daniel the cooler daniel interesting fact of the day the average person swallows eight toyota 7 series forklift with six thousand pound lifting capacity in their sleep every year bro your girlfriend looks ugly so I mean how can you love someone who is ugly look at these one is good-looking 100 note and other is ugly looking will the value of ugly note be lesson market no then so same as with people it's not about looks bro when the teacher asks a question and you're trying to avoid eye contact as a teacher I can confirm this is exactly what it looks like from our point of view if every human alive right now was piled into the Grand Canyon that is one big pilot this is Ben he has a beard and he is human sized we get fun looks in traffic nobody not a single soul boys with Photoshop you still haven't done your taxes no judgment you're putting off filing because I'm committing tax fraud that doesn't seem like a good idea when the teacher says you can pick who you want to work with and you and your homie be like I threw up in the car and the Yuba driver ate it all excellent service oldest kid my wife me youngest kid middle kid when you're just chilling with your prehistoric buddies and suddenly a massive meteor comes crashing down guess I'll die the funniest thing I've ever said was on April 11th 2009 - my dad's captain no one else was around to hear it a car horn honk and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and I said oh is your idea and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight so why did you get fired first day as bartender pina colada please me okay can you make it virgin me trying not to cry yes I know how to make it Saudi Arabia accidentally prints textbook showing Yoda sitting next to the king there are no accidents master rude way adult person life gets faster as you get older me age 10 sounds fake but okay me now I think I forgot something if you forgot then it wasn't important yeah you're right it all began on the day of my actual birth both of my parents failed to show up shopping cart wheels alike my friend me entering on his world I'm sixty four times girlfriend cheats with best friend me got give me a sign on what I should do God hey I'm throwing a pool party wanna come sure haha just kidding you're not invited it's fine I wasn't really in the mood for whale watching anyways speech 100 destruction 100 my parents leaving area 51 knowing that you can't pause an online game [Music] remember kids if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing a roach scared me while I was working in my garage I didn't have any pesticide lying around but I had blue spray paint now he the dopest roach around me flying out of area 51 knowing the last digit of pi when you have killed 1/3 of Europe but the reduced population causes you to run out of hosts to spread to causing you to ultimately die out bubonic plague suffering from success [Music]

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Id: jR7EDtjTMQY

Length: 18min 32sec (1112 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 10 2019