UK VS US Domino's Food Wars

do they just get a pot and go yeah [ __ ] it welcome back to simon reacts today myself toby jj and ethan are reacting to food wars again but this time we're talking dominoes yeah we're gonna see the difference between the uk and the us dominoes when the old simon houses bro everyday dominoes bro yeah every day dominate any time we came simon house dominoes i don't remember this what what simon's cladman house or chinese chinese was a shout out bro it was so funny but this hey simon you know i spent two and a half bags every month coming to the sideline house on that lease before i had a car you're balling i was from from rome i remember from rumford to chisel us bro you gotta remember i i might not have even seen you when you came out i had my little gremlin at it bro you gotta listen bro i listen i need compensation for those years you know who do i have hey now when are we going to get our dividends from hey hey josh all right calorie counter portion sizes we wanted to find out all the differences between domino's pizza in the uk and the us this is food wars is the smallest pizza you can get in the uk it's called an individual and it measures seven inches across our smallest is i could get a pound and there it is [ __ ] i forgot to say you know what someone clocked last time we watched this guy bro he looks like mr beast with long gray hair bro watch now what you're clocking now in diameter 10 inches the next size up is a small which measures 9.5 inches that's this size up for the us is our medium which is i don't see it bro this is 11.5 inches why do we lose half an inch half an inch is very important in life i mean we aren't as big as america ours actually look nicer by the way i just want to put it out there i look like they've got a little bit more pizzazz it's probably better did you like i did yeah very nice less salt salt doesn't change size all right i'm i won't be surprised to be honest i grabbed the slice no i'm starving this pizza smells so good let's get breakfast i didn't see them as the beef bro next up for the u.s is our large which is a 14 inch diameter harry it's ridiculous look at that and not to be outdone the u.s has one more size the extra large diameter 16 inches look at the size of this thing that's just a great 3.5 inch difference might not sound like a lot but if you factor that into the surface area it's actually 58 square inches wider than the uk's largest pizza which is almost a third of an increase oh my god am i looking at this right is it supposed to be six slices it's six slices that can't be right bro you remember when we used to always say domino sweats doesn't it bro don't like you get your dominant domino's sweats bro like like you get the box bro that box is sweating look at it look at his hand right by his hand but the thing is you go pizza or something like that it don't sweat as much bro what do you do in dominance why does it sweat well domino's is apparently the saltiest it has the highest salt percentage of any takeaway sodium royale there we go there we go half inch it's just salt 201 square inches which breaks down to roughly seven cents an inch that's ridiculous that's that's why why i would be [ __ ] huge if i was oh we would all be [ __ ] here bro i would be i would i wouldn't be boxing at all bro imagine like 2016 english bazinga imagine if 2016 u.s bazinga bro i would be monumentally massive bro you'd be you'd be on those dogs now i'd be alive bro i don't [Laughter] meanwhile i'm [ __ ] hiding pieces of pizza in my phone look at these crumbs 13.99 will only get you a small pizza in the uk respect the small pizza is 9.5 inches across they're looking for that gives it a surface area of 71 square inches now if you divide the 13.69 price tag by the 71 you find out that you're actually paying 19 cents per square inch ultimately it means that if you went into a us and uk dominoes with 13.99 to spend you'd be able to get more than double the pizza for your money in the u.s store damn he's vic he is still there yeah let's compare large cheese pizzas in the two countries this is what a uk large cheese looks like and this is what a large properly cut domino's cheese pizza looks like in the u.s it's cut into 10 pieces and each slice contains 176 calories that means that in total the pizza in the uk is one thousand seven hundred jesus instead of ten we got eight slices that means each slice is roughly two i love it the whole pizza two thousand oh a lot of money according to the thing that was written for me that is almost 480 calories more than the uk large but why is that exactly let's see if we can get any clues from the ingredients oh have you seen the thing on have you seen the thing on tik tok so see these like see air bubbles in pizza apparently they contain like dangerous gas so you're meant to pierce all of the air pockets on your please cut them off at least that's bs right if you're eating this you may as well accept the gas do you know what you're absolutely correct in the uk the dough is made of wheat flour we made this wheat and milk pre-mix rapeseed oil water and yeast yes but here in the u.s our dough is made of enriched flour we oh god i hate reading this stuff enriched flour which is wheat flour iron thiamine mono9 niacin riboflavin of the problem sugar salt way there's the salt dextrin dextrose dough conditioners such as sodium what is all of this [ __ ] lactolytes on the screen you read it out loud calcium absorbic do they just get a pot and go yeah [ __ ] it yeah hey yo what you got some iodine yeah [ __ ] put that in yeah what you want some of that elsie steen the air [ __ ] it wow let me look at the periodic table hey [ __ ] it just taking random [ __ ] elements from the periodic table that's corbin in this [ __ ] uh yeah much different a lot more chemicals who saw that coming how about the cheese domino's in the uk refers to its cheese simply as mozzarella and it's mostly because the ingredients are just that possibly can't call their cheese mozzarella instead they refer to it as pizza cheese mozzarella cheese okay which is pasteurized milk cultures salt enzymes you can't just put black cultures into a chicken what the [ __ ] going on just it's just white it's just white culture bro they put salt in it black lives matter just putting the cheese yeah cellulose cellulose cellulose milk whey protein concentrates natural flavors non-fat milk just so you're healthy crab yawning oh i don't like that now let's look at the pepperoni most of the ingredients in the usa uk pepperoni are actually simon's favorite pepperoni dexter spices sodium nitrite citric acid flavorings and starter culture oh you know pepperoni wait he has just said that pepperoni contains beef wait yeah he there is beef written there only zoom into the brony you know what they're going to do bro they're going to start lifting horse and stuff like that can you rewind it like five seconds you know the only difference is that our pepperoni contains beef also preservatives but hydrate oh bha and bh and beef i can't pronounce them what animal are they making they breed pigs and cows together and then they probably put a bit of dolphin in there pizza cheese [Music] turns out bha and bht are actually subject to restrictions in the european union and can't believe no [Music] oh man i'm going to die doing what i love eating banned chemicals reached out to domino's to get some clarity on the pepperoni situation i got our info from their ingredients webpage however when we checked with them they told us that their information was incorrect and they've updated it since to say that bha and bht have now been removed from the pepperoni i think this happened at some point during 2018 they couldn't say exactly when but joe it sounds like you're okay after all oh nice i'm sure he doesn't care man you think i'm [ __ ] yeah oh let's go exclusive here's all the items you can only find on the menu at the uk dominoes and here are all the things you can only get at us what's your favorite side from uk dominoes uh chickens chickens mine's kicking kickers yeah they're kickers kickers are good too oh wings oh jj loved the wings i will say though that american brownie on the left looks like he's talking to me bro it looks like he's got a mold now domino's did brownies like that bro don't listen to it don't listen to it ah i got a little [ __ ] semi coming on now oh my god let's start with the pizza itself so firstly it's the crust options now in the uk we can actually get stuffed crust but what we've gone for here is the italian style crust apologies to the country no one orders this no no the italian it's basically the same dough but just thinner and therefore a bit crispy there are a few toppings that you can only get on your pizza in the uk these include some options we've got here like meatballs sweet corn and red onion but that's not all you can also get things like catalan i was just about to say yeah i am [ __ ] starving freaking spice you can get tandoori chicken which is chicken with some indian spice blends and you can also get tuna on your pizza whoa wait did he say tuna on a pizza no no way cultures so this right here is a pizza that has everything you can only get at a us dominoes first of all the crust it is our thin brooklyn style crust instead of tomato sauce we did [Laughter] yeah it reminded me of the soulja boy drake then then we got banana peppers on here salami feta cheese and also parmesan and cheddar this should be known as the us only like pizza hut should have this on the menu and you go give me the u.s only surely the pizza they gave you yeah did he make your mistake he messed up too lit you know they don't camera yeah but they just existed in vibes bro they don't give a [ __ ] somebody messed it up the whole video is about me no brain just vibes grab a slice see what you think so here are some uk sides that you won't find when you add a us dominoes let's go first of all we've got the garlic cheesy bread chicken kickers just like nuggets with a spicy coating pretty recently they've added these popping chicken bites to the menu kind of similar to kfc's popcorn i've had dominoes in so long and also chicken strippers which is just kind of like chicken tenders potato wedges i i don't think we have garlic cheese but we do have this which is like a stuffed cheese bread also the side they have these chicken pieces oh and then these right over here these parmesan cheese kind of bread nuts those all look a lot worse than that also i think it's pretty cool this dominoes will hook you up with a side of grated parmesan that's pretty nice oh that's cool chicken carbonara which is a pasta dish what it looks like obviously chicken it's a bro it looks like dog food remember when we went and did the russia episode and they made the food bro that belongs there that belongs you're a pizza restaurant put a carbonara back in the bin bro it's a bacon onion in the u.s domino's offers a lot of different varieties of sandwiches um i just picked one i got the chicken parm sandwich let's take a look at that right there look at that chicken parm how good does that look classic garden salad all right we found something green on the menu which is nice um tomatoes onions we had this conversation last time it pisses me off every time who cares now the default dipping sauce that will come with your pizzas is this garlic and pepper in the uk the big one also a couple of sauces which are exclusive to the uk these include a little pop of frank's red hot sauce yeah and we can also get a honey mustard the dominoes in the us has their own exclusive sauces uh this kicker hot sauce um the sweet mango habanero sauce this one is really good uh ranch you guys don't have ranch i thought you did guess not blue cheese and of course marinara sauce and finally if you're someone with a sweet tooth yeah some exclusive dessert items to the uk firstly we've got domino's cookies which are actually like really good especially if you get them when they're warm and they kind of stay warm when they rest on the pizza boxes and then you can also get a range of ben jerry's flavors from that cookie dough ice cream spender which is cool and for dessert in the u.s you can get either these marbled cookie brownies or uh they also threw in this the sweet icing i'm sure it's amazing so you can pour more sugar come on listen you should find someone that's too much stop oh my god i gotta i gotta i gotta get this i'm gonna like eat this whole tray i gotta get out of my face destroy these brownies oh my god wow i really want that that was a bro i would lips those [ __ ] chocolate puds i would make love to those chocolate puds ah so what we learned is america are huge [Laughter] i don't know why dominoes in the us are trying to kill their their people allegedly listen i could market a new acid to them and they'd put it in the pizza bruh all right bye [Music]

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Published: Mon Feb 01 2021