TWO RANDOM GIRLS THAT STARTED A PODCAST... Ep 2: Dating

hey what's up you guys i'm jenna and i'm sarah and welcome to bad girls rounds oh my god oh my god oh my god here we are here we are first up let me just say subscribe that's the first thing i need to say if you don't subscribe sarah's gonna call her father and we know what's gonna happen then major bread shortage her dad is john dempsters so today we are going to talk about dating before all of that we are going to do our girl boss moment of the week where are we where we felt like something happened and we just handled it like a girl boss i was cutting the grass and my um gardener jimmy he walks over and he's like hey and i was like oh my god hi but it was over the lawnmower and i accidentally ran over his foot and there was blood everywhere that was crazy [Laughter] no but there was blood everywhere he lost his foot that's right and the other one too i just decided well if you're gonna lose one why not move that's what a girl boss would do that's what a girl boss would do and she is a living legend i am alive jimmy's not i'll wait this past week i was getting a little bit of work done on my house okay yeah so i had contractors coming in mm-hmm so we had this guy um i think his name was jack jack wasn't from the ladder and he was changing a light bulb and like how was i supposed to know there's gonna be a ladder on my stomach am i supposed to know that i walked by and i may have accidentally flipped over the ladder and he might have fell and that's not my fault that's why you're phoning oh why would that be my fault he should actually be begging to pay you in financial damage [Music] i don't just love dating i love to date and i think yes i think that's really important beautiful dating is hard what is your perfect ideal first perfect ideal date my perfect ideal first ideal perfect date with the perfect person on an ideal first date i don't know like i like going through a nice like relaxing walk in the city and you know i love street meat we pick up a dog sausage so your ideal first date is that you want street me if you want to take uh sarah out on a date you just gotta take her for a nice long walk and give her a nice good dog a nice raw dog on the street my perfect ideal first date is i like to role play okay on the first day i want you to pick me up in an ambulance i want you to pick me up in an ambulance i want you to hook me up to the iv put me in that little bed thingy raise it up i want to see those doors shut and i don't want you to talk to me for at least 20 minutes as we drive to the e.r wait at the er for at least three hours until i can be taken to my hospital bed yeah where i can just you know sit and eat my hospital food and you can feed it to me and that is like that's really beautiful romantic and beautiful i literally sometimes i take that instead of the uber to the club [Music] it's called 911. i just call 9-1-1 okay oh it's general we definitely go and like just tell them tell them jenna sent you and they come and they take me right to the club what was the worst date you've ever been on jenna i know you have a good one i know you're one okay don't even get her started with this one oh my god oh my god oh my god this date with this guy he was he was oh my god so this is my worst first date ever oh my god i don't usually date like on apps like i would use apps everybody's like oh i'm using this app i'm using that somebody told me about this dating app called zip recruiter okay so i found my information i said i'm a professional show up at this date it's a factory what the hell i know it was this crazy role play that's insane it was like i'm going to be your manager i was like and he wasn't even breaking character what was your worst first date tell them about the bus the guy that hit you with the bus oh my god oh my god so this guy hits sarah with a butt it's like you're literally walking the sign said walk it's like the sign says i said walk the bus shows up i'm walking and he's not stopping and i'm getting super confused and like suddenly suddenly it's everything went black and i wake up and i i look up and there's a man with like a crazy like amazing cute little uniform on and i'm like hey so he takes her for dinner and then he literally like she was like trying to like look nice but you couldn't look nice because you have bandages all over your face i literally my head was wrapped in a full cast want some dating advice so we are gonna give you the three h's of dating number one first h honda civic make sure he drives a suped up honda civic that you can hear down the block because you want to know that your date is on his way you don't want to text him you want to hear him exactly exactly exactly exactly executed exactly exactly exhibit exactly exactly exactly ly number two harry are they hairy number three have a good number to call and things in case things go awry you never want to be caught in a bad moment where you're let's say i don't know the building's catch is on fire because you lit a match and you threw it on the table because you were upset with how the day was going so the whole entire place lies on fire and then you have to call somebody to pick you up because you are about to get third to fourth to fifth degree burns and you don't want that so you need somebody to come with a car waiting outside for you to have a ride home preferably i'll suit that condition in my culture actually and i've talked to sarah about this many times many times we do a thing um where we actually date through you know bird calls and you know talking to each other like um like birds it's actually very beautiful we're actually gonna give you an example of how in my culture we talk to each other via oh [Music] all right so that wraps up our episode for today thank you guys for joining us um i really feel like we got to the bottom of a lot of things i know i did yeah i feel quite like we still don't have any sponsors i asked politely last week and we still have no 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Length: 8min 41sec (521 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 29 2021