A WEEK IN MY LIFE BUT ITS NARRATED BY JOHN SCAEPOFPUOP

this week we follow bowman who says his weak was unfortunate you're dumb huh i literally dropped it today is bowman's mom's birthday and he just dropped her flowers oh my god i dropped it oh my god it's broken broken and they're gonna come home i dropped the donuts in the car we could glue that hot glue i can't believe they're gonna come back immediately we have to do this i found a glue gun it looks pretty at least [Music] oh well it's kind of cracked like i don't even need my glasses to see that it's cracked like flew across the room wow well it's still beautiful i'm so grateful that's amazing you guys um today i am on my way to a video shoot i'm not gonna say who it is because i don't think i'm allowed but um i literally said yes to this because the band seems like a lot of fun and i need experiences i need human interaction i need to do i don't even know if i'm allowed to film when i get there i need experiences i need to do things anyway that's what we're doing today gotta go i'm literally late i'm in the bathroom hey having a lot of fun and guess what nobody told me that my fly was down well this is embarrassing exhausting a lot of fun a lot of fun because of covid any sort of work that i do is like a mountain scaling a mountain that's what i feel my body is like in pain i mean what did i do i waited around and then i did my thing that's what i did on monday night alyssa decided to prepare bowmen for the workforce she decided to hold a very intense mock job interview i'm gonna interview you for my job okay communications consultant hi what is your name when they don't ask you that you look at a job interview and they say hi what's your name uh i am bowman miser do i say my username which user to handle do i use i'm bowmanizer um and i am um from toronto i i'm a great guy um i'm very charismatic they tell me and i'm also very funny they also tell me that oh this is where i tell you my strengths yes i'm very good i'm very good at uh making balloon noises with my mouth [Applause] don't ever do that to make eye contact with someone ever again tell me your qualifications for internal communications i speak a lot um today i did nothing and uh what did you do today actually that's not true i edited all day and i was actually very productive what did you do today alyssa i worked at my job that you wouldn't get without you with that interview you're actually cataclysmically disrespectful tuesday john takes so long to explain everything anyway we're shooting a tick tock that looks yummy you should try to put a dumbbell in i've already done that oh you did yeah um when i threw my head okay is oh this god oh my god so let's talk about what this one is yes we're here working out in the luxury gym yes and then i say i have to tell you something then um i am going to basically oh yeah that's it okay you're not even gonna get upset you're just gonna be like okay like you're just like you know what i wonder what it is and then i'm like calm down keep your dignity and then that's kind of like there's no like i'm not ripping on my heart there you go throw in my prosthetic head [Music] yeah and then i'm gonna do the zucchini and um i'll squat jackie okay okay this reminds me of that vine it's like that vine i just said that but sure so guess what i did yesterday what did you do i deleted and reactivated my tinder wouldn't believe the matches you wouldn't believe i actually am on a clear path to finding love i really do feel that i love the attention though i love the attention wednesday proceeded to be a pile of nothing which brings us to thursday where bowman describes himself as feeling like he doesn't even know he doesn't even know oh i am feeling i don't even know i don't even know uh i'm just gonna sit and enjoy a donut is that allowed some weeks it's like everybody's yelling at me i literally feel like i don't know like i can't stop thinking sexy i i really feel that my car is so dirty the shirt i got last week you like it like i can't win like on this particular day that's not true i i have it so hard i don't around here we go to work i feel like my my balance is off on this particular day on this particular thursday bowman we are falling i we are currently falling down bowman the camera okay and there you go you see my balance is off if we got behind a transport truck they would probably light us up oh everybody please welcome to the stage in a graham eden and i are just like driving around no hands we should play anyway we saw bowman's video i'm covered in hair not for what not why you think well this is no reason okay oh my god gorgeous we are gorgeousnesses it is so huge i think i'm actually that's a lot of hair for you hair is on her head why does she need i guess for fun but she's even beating what's your speed that's literally what the man said to me when i did my g-test no it's not i swear to you we're gonna merge onto the highway right up here i did good on the highway wouldn't anybody do well on that part did you didn't you failed it i did it the first time that's what i mean that's when i failed when he yelled at me yeah i turned down the parking lot and i wasn't going fast enough and he told me to increase your speed did you know that they're building condos here yeah no any they're gone i don't know why i said i never went you know the types that would hang out there they were they're girls that have their hair like slicked down in the front i wear jordans and likings yeah and zip up this jacket yeah i'm thinking of a puffy phone case i'm thinking of the one the ones hi i hope you are enjoying my vlogs okay i'm i'm having fun i'm having fun make sure you subscribe because um actually there's so many reasons to subscribe first of all i'm so sexy anyway love you stay respected peace

Channel: Boman Martinez-Reid

Views: 7,383

Rating: 4.9952717 out of 5

Keywords: tiktok, bomanizer, boman martinez reid, boman, bowman, bowmanizer, reality tv, reality tv tikotk, funny, comedy, vlog, parody, silly, tiktoker, tiktok house, tiktok mansion, oprah, interview

Id: mWCwbuR0Tso

Length: 9min 25sec (565 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021