Two and a Half Men - When You Dead

what are you doing leaving before mana gets out of the bathroom I thought we were taking her to dinner I can't listen to her anymore just blows my mind that she can go on and on about her toxic friends sad little funeral when we both know she's gonna end up exactly the same way I don't disagree but but there's an option to running away from her yeah but we'd get caught and you'd sell me out for a reduced sentence I could tell her the truth that she's just as toxic as her late friend and that that's the way she's gonna be remembered are you on crack maybe she realized how people see her she might make an effort to change if she realized how people see her she'd just get new people what are we gonna say Alan hey mom you're a crazy shebat and the only way people will come to your funeral is if you're delighted Suns turning into a three-day beer bash with go-go dancers well we wouldn't start there all right Cynthia's in the ground my face is on I look stunning in black let's go to dinner just follow my lead mom yes Ted Allen thinks you're a crazy shebat no no mourning your funeral either we're telling you this because we love you I see look mommy you have to realize that you're not that different from Cynthia I most certainly oh oh come on mom you speak ill of everyone even your closest friends you you manipulate people you're an unbelievable narcissist you're self-obsessed that's a bit redundant isn't it you find fault with everything and frankly I don't know anyone who enjoys spending time with you let alone would cry at your funeral that's one point of view charlie I notice you haven't said anything actually crazy shebat was mine again mom we're only telling you this because we care about you right charlie we care about you and it's not too late for you to change and become the kind of person that people would dearly miss when you're dead definitely a lot to think about yes and while you're thinking remember the spirit in which it was intended oh I won't forget that good good listen um I think I'm gonna beg off dinner tonight good good Oh goodbye boys okay okay what's okay what do you see that's okay well we got out of dinner yes but it would cost sure her feelings are hurt right now but that'll pass in time and then she'll see this as an opportunity to grow and change do you actually believe that I have to Charlie I have to

Channel: Max Kr

Views: 3,384,267

Keywords: two, and, half, men, when, you, dead, charlie, sheen, alan, jon, cryer, evelin, harper

Id: t3f7nI2OIu8

Length: 3min 26sec (206 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 02 2012