Two and a Half Men - It's a Bad Idea [HD]

Hey, Jake, why don't you tell Grandma about what you did on your spring break? Bad idea. What? Nothing. I just saw that they're moving the... L.A. Gardening Exposition from the Shrine Auditorium to the Convention Center, which I think is a very bad idea. Thanks for the update. Go ahead, Jake. Tell Grandma. It was really cool- Hang on a second, Jake. I'm not sure you understand how serious this gardening thing is. It's a really bad idea. I get it. Bad idea. Go ahead, Jake. I went camping with Grandma and Grandpa. We slept in a tent, we cooked on an open fire. And we went hiking and saw a bear. You let him spend an entire vacation with his other grandparents and I haven't even had him for one night? Oh, bad idea! From the moment that boy was born, Judith's parents squeezed me out of the picture and you let them. Interesting point. Excuse me, Mom. But when Jake was born, Judith's mother dropped everything and stayed with us for a month, cooking and cleaning and taking care of him. Valid counterpoint. Exactly. She's a pushy, pushy woman. Personal opinion. No, no. You went on a cruise. But Judith was two days late. And I had non-refundable reservations. Like it would have killed her to get a C-section. Self-obsessed, psychotic rant. Mom, are you listening to yourself? Stupid question. Awkward silence. So, you want to spend a week with him? A week? Alan, I do have a life. I'm confused, what exactly do you want? The same quality time Jake spends with his other grandparents. But, you know, less. I'll tell you what. Bring him over to my place around 6-ish tonight. I'll make him dinner and we'll have a fun sleepover. Gee, Mom, I don't know. Well, why not? Are you afraid one night with me will irreparably damage him? Yeah. - A little. Excuse me. I didn't hear any complaints when I was raising you two. Really? The teenage drinking and constant running away wasn't a slight tip-off? Oh, you were just a little drama queen, Charlie. And let's not forget, you always came back. It's kind of hard to find steady work when you're 9. Whatever. My place, 6-ish. It's settled. He'll be there at 6. Thank you. Of course, it is rather short notice. Mom! Okay, fine! But don't get used to this. I'm not your full-time babysitter. I played that wrong, didn't I? No, no. You called Mom's bluff and you stood up to your ex-wife. You maintained your self-respect and I'm proud of you. Yeah, but what about Jake? Oh, Jake. Jake's screwed.

Channel: PowNiels

Views: 6,350,070

Keywords: two and a half men, charlie, bad idea, gardening, exposition, alan, jake, holiday, camping, really bad idea, tent, open fire, hiking, bear, vacation, judith, interesting point, valid counterpoint, pushy woman, personal opinion, cruise, c section, caesar cut, self obsessed, psychotic rand, stupid question, akward silence, i have a life, quality time, less, teenage drinking, running away, dramaqueen, short notice, fulltime babysitter

Id: YI9AlgtQM8g

Length: 3min 3sec (183 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 01 2013