Tumblr Memes Episode 153

do you ever cycle through the same four apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo if you're doing this it is because you like the tiger need enrichment and variety in your life may i suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure pupils dilate [Music] me begging tears in my eyes please please just tell me what the book is about the plot please a book a notation on the cover unphased a subversive masterpiece a deep and touching story the new york times bestseller go frick yourself so i work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction i have i ask can i help you find anything else today she responded with a million bucks the elderly man behind her said ma'am if you want a million bucks just look in the mirror her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten this man is at least 80 years old and his [ __ ] game is immortal me reading about women in ancient greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey god i wish that was me me remembering that the ancient greeks understood virgin as unmarried and not chased i too wish i was a lesbian surrounded by fellow lesbians while tripping on honey the other day a man signed up for our advantage card and i asked for his email and he looked at me and goes no i have a gmail i don't even know what an email is and i was just so in awe for a moment and i just smiled and enthusiastically replied it's okay that works meanwhile internally screaming honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis this is it one day in an action movie i want to see a chase scene that ends with an unexpectedly sturdy fruit stand that just totals both cars one day it will get its revenge cabbage this time it's personal influencer is such a sinister title it's got all the menace of royal advisor but none other or shrek's appeal whenever i hear influencer i think of this weird how people say ice rink even though there's like no other type of ring also more importantly what the frick is a rink roller ink clearly a rink is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear origin of rink 1325-75 middle english scots rank area for a battle joust or race middle french red meet me in the freaking rank stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this new academy study has found that injecting men with female shrek's hormones reduces the severity of coronavirus infections daily mail bid and fanboy conversion camps are back on the menu baby drastic figures sing-off key write bad poems so ugly clothes run slowly flirt clumsily play video games on easy you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act talent is overrated do things you like doing it's okay to suck i just saw a super puppy guy button up car keys boat shoes you know the look go by me on a long board and i feel like those are two identities that should never intersect they're on opposite ends of the spectrum you can't be a skater and a prep it just doesn't work his existence must be very unstable like the human equivalent of a radioactive isotope proceed with caution i saw a grain older man late 40s maybe in a full business you'd skate boarding down the sidewalk once not slowly either he was tearing that crap up they came from the same wormhole they are not supposed to be in this reality [Music] if you had room with absolutely nothing in it and the walls ceiling and floor were made of mirror what would it look like in the mirrors no holy crap i asked my dad who's a physics teacher and he just looked at me looked at the table looked at me tried not to smile looked angry and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors if people in the middle ages could treat spelling as a suggestion then so can i your and your are now interchangeable thank you god you're co-considerate i've changed my mind i have changed my mind no you cannot change you our mind now god i always thought that steve jobs would make a better president than donald trump but then i realized that i'm comparing apples to oranges [Music] all right time to look at some images on the internet that's enough for me now laptop overheating pour water on it to cool it down i trusted you do not trust people like me i will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people found this at the bottom of my delivery receipt thank you to whoever this was pretty sure this is the vine guy that does awesome impressions i swear the delivery instructions are put by whoever orders though they are this is so embarrassing are you worried about what but yeah me oh no i'm dying i feel so sick and weak eats food and drinks water oh i'm fine and i have powers now eight jiggly jello recipes that will blow grandma away eight gyrating gelatins that will blast nana's ass cheeks clean off when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little post thing then smiles reblog if you agree when girl reblog if you agree dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post-it notes around your house with little positive things like you look beautiful today or you make me smile and a hell of a lot of i love you spread out around the house like wow where do i sign up i thought this was about donkey kong if it's not about donkey kong then who stop for a minute and realize you are a 10 pound brain piloting a slab of meat [Music] neon he died for our sick gains jehovah's fitness [Music] in the computer lab i heard the man behind me chuckle and say oh yeah baby and when i turned to look at his screen he was looking at the wikipedia page for aqueducts i feel like after the pandemic is over there will be a 50 chance people will go for hedonistic party time and a 50 chance everyone will just kind have forgotten how to socialize without zoom calls and social distancing boulder view to assume it won't be fifty percent of people doing the first fifty percent doing the second tio playing tetris for three minutes stops you craving shreks alcohol and food tetris's enlightenment kellogg's cereal walked so tetris could run soviet insult creation program book hater club where we talk about whatever book we read recently that we hated you're not allowed to say anything positive haters only physically fighting someone over their opinion is not only allowed but actively encouraged i hate kindness and innocence says the man who was thinking about roses where's the crime in that [Music] mark my words mark brings me my dictionary thank you mark me speaking french soccer blue strength in numbers they said that's why i swallowed 36 cough drops yet i'm weaker than ever before eat more the numbers are still too low thank you thank you how can i be this rexy and still feel so empty inside [Music] honestly the dating monster stroke feels like it's less about being attracted to the big scary and more about a mutual recognition of the pain of society's blind rejection of the foreign and atypical combined with a desire to find safety and stability in a way that conforms to one's healthy individual needs and desires as opposed to the antiquated ideals of an irrelevant bygone hero while seeking out meaningful intellectual and emotional engagement as well as an appreciation for unconventional beauty and wholehearted embrace of natural mortal flaws tbh no it's about your bf doubling as a horror movie monster and pounding you i'll study at five i'll study at six i'll study at seven i'll study tomorrow [Music] everyone's always like once i'm vaccinated i'll be shaking my ass at every club but i think we should all remember what we've learned to appreciate during the pandemic which is human touch and togetherness are everything so i for one suggest we start dancing in circles again only folk music at the club from now on dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favorite greek gods so i looked them up and i found my new favorite picture [Music] look at their faces look at how freaking drunk dionysus is look at apollo look at his face so judgmental i love it wait a second is that [Music] me last year omg it's my friend's birthday i'm going to buy them things and draw them stuff and me now texts friend birth and nothing else [Music] these girls from theater just left their bags near me i think they want me to look after them i feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to raise these bags on my own don't know if i can support these bags i'm only 16 why is this happening to me they came back it's okay [Music] lol my large and handsome pig didn't find anything of interest in your yard i love my blanket finding out one of your internet friends is hot bro women are so dumb they belong in the kitchen making us sandwiches hat or am i right or what man dude i gotta go my mom's asking me which pair of night socks i want her to iron for me to wear on the first day of eighth grade me doesn't hear what you're saying yeah how am i supposed to gain followers if i'm ugly gf i just shaved feel my legs me ubisoft it's very important to not leave out the word each for example when the price of four tacos is two dollars versus two dollars each or when you tell people that you and your sister each have a child [Music] on a date so how to tell me more about your dog donald trump's cake was 90 styrofoam i guess you could say the cake was a lie am i right gamers hey gamers am i right a poster rihanna can you please just pass the soap i'm getting pruney we've been in here for hours now i'm surprised we didn't catch hypothermia yet me i know these astrology posts ain't that serious me get dragged by astrology post what did i do to deserve these blatant attacks on my status as a human being school torture wake up america stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to you all remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if you're a true 2014 kid you're on tumblr being broke while i count my bread malcolm hit the middle tribute i do not own anything i owe nothing [Music] wanted man sends police selfie to replace mugshot he said made him look terrible me when people complain about my driving but did you die women make fun of three in one shower gel because they are jealous boys get to smell like glacier samurai [Music] a new variant of head lice has appeared and they are resistant to conventional treatments this has left scientists scratching their heads [Music] flipping your pillow over to the cold side [Music] when your text post doesn't get any notes just joking i hate this my sister put this on light rpt keychain hell yes not everything is about your original and condition 2002 et keychain pat maybe the funniest thing i've seen when you talk to your parents on the phone okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay them do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life me selling heroin dressed like master chief boobs son you can stare longer if you're wearing sunglasses corey in the house was the best anime of all time reblog if you're a true anime senpai it's not an anime are you dumb you are so wrong howdy folks i hope that you all enjoyed episode 153 of top tumblr memes if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel and if you can go the extra mile please feel free to click the join button right next to the subscribe button and become a member i'd really appreciate uh your support going above and beyond the call of duty keep an eye out for the q a it is almost not it should be out this weekend it should if not really it's no i'm going to say this weekend it's going to be this weekend it it'll be this weekend don't worry you guys will get it but in the q a i would like for you all to comment any in-person or any other video ideas like that and the top comment will be the next video that i do so start thinking about in-person videos or just videos in general that you'd like me to do and then the q a uh let me know in the top comment will be the next video that i do and i will get it out hopefully sooner than this q a now in terms of your question of the day that will be uh if you could start one conspiracy theory what would it be i want to hear about it in the comments let me know and also let me know how you're enjoying the videos how you're enjoying the outro things of that nature making sure that the quality is still good and it's still there and yeah so i hope that you guys have an awesome weekend i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i will see you guys all tomorrow episode 154 i believe of top tumblr memes so peace out guys [Music] you

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Length: 16min 3sec (963 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021