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love cops like I love cops tony turner timmy turner i mean who is Tony Turner I meant Timmy Turner well you said tony mater has given Dobby a gun I [ __ ] spelled master wrong [Music] I'm literally playing Pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life ideal that's what your life is jokes about communism aren't funny unless you share them with everyone jokes about communism aren't funny because they are basically classless jokes about communism are funny in theory but not in practice ever kid I never understood why they didn't like him as an adult I still don't understand sits a brothel and he's born oh my god wad my dog when she first had her pups versus now what the [ __ ] hell why's best can condoms are fair why would you want a condom made out of basket isn't that mother [ __ ] animal cruelty I have been informed that at his best skin condoms I'm so sorry claps I threw out that black pen it was out of ink me what black pen client the one that was lying on your tablet me you threw out my one hundred and fifty dollar Wacom pen client I tried writing with it and it didn't work it must have been out of ink this almost made me cry this is simultaneously the best and worst submission I've ever seen from clients from hell raisin hell garage sale find of the year be the villain you were born to be stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you succumb to the darkness yourself this is surprisingly motivating tomorrow I'm graduating kindergarten what did you major in pray why are a drummer so attractive science side of tumblr please explain the Bang Bang makes us want to bang bang thanks science side of tumblr god I love my Canaries so much they are just a row of fat little boys every one of them my fat little lemon men oh they are so small and yellow and fat oh they love to eat broccoli I love you my chunk yours Barack Obama is an action figure in Japan look at it just look at it stop whatever you're doing and stare at it for 30 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clearly I should not be out in public country rats wearing hats while I go give them paps West Virginia drunk got the Domino's guy to buy me McDonald's and the special instructions section my faith in pizza guys has gone up 123 percent I'm a Disney Queen Ida nor is a double Disney Queen can we talk about it sorry kid can't help you why not two words I'm retired it's funny because I'm retired in Greek is which is two words ladies and gentlemen I present you Disney this is cute because it's probably the first time she's seen or had her hair completely dry and it's all soft and full of volume or how the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life mermaid physics when someone says oh shut up you know you love me I'd sell you to Satan for one con ship you look nice who dressed you the Great Depression you look lovely Helen I'm so sorry I couldn't attend your funeral last year me throwing shade when I'm 80 was at the store and saw posters for sale that's a nice look there Krista medieval painters what is a feline a miserable and fuzzy humanoid perhaps sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices sometimes I talk and nobody notices sometimes I talk sometimes so I was drinking a sober life water today and garrulous and Harry at first I thought this was just some other knife then I realized it's a switchblade motorized shed it's 100 miles per hour to break speed record at pending sands the fastest shed has lived up to its name and beated zone record time reaching 101 miles per hour how you stood back now these homes are going fast what if we are all characters in a book what if when you forget what you were going to say it's the author backspacing guys why isn't everyone reblogging this it's a scientific breakthrough McDonald's now that is one good-looking worked on olds I've seen a lot of Donald's in anime but that is a highly realistically rendered what Donald's what the [ __ ] I [ __ ] thought this was a photo Jesus finally that deuce 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schedule the new world mall in Bangkok was closed in 1997 after it was found to have breached building regulations yarrr it looks like they put some of it in the water a classic noir mistake me and I'm about to be excommunicated from the church arrow sisters Wow a homeowner so responsible only on air [Music]

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Id: R_WZN2_sYoY

Length: 12min 12sec (732 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2019