♪ ♪ >> Tucker: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO "TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT." IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS, AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW, WE HOPE YOU ARE, THERE HAS LIKELY BEEN A MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT REALITY IS NOT QUITE WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. A LOT OF THE THINGS YOU ASSUMED WERE TRUE IN FACT ARE NOT TRUE. THEY ARE INSTEAD A MIRAGE. THEY ARE A WEB OF PURPOSE BUILT MYTHS DESIGNED TO DECEIVE RATHER THAN INFORM YOU. YOU CAN'T REALLY TRUST YOUR SENSES ANYMORE. YOUR EYES WILL LIE TO YOU. THAT'S AN UNNERVING THOUGHT. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT ULTIMATELY VLADIMIR PUTIN IS BEHIND IT ALL. RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IS EVERYWHERE IN THIS COUNTRY. IT'S LURKING EVEN WITHIN OUR OWN MINDS. IT'S WORTH EVEN ADAM SCHIFF TOLS IT WAS FAIR LAST WEEK THOUSANDS OF SOUTHWEST AIRLINES FLIGHTS FAILED TO LEAVE THE GROUND. IT SEEMED OBVIOUS THAT THE MASS CANCELLATIONS WERE A DIRECT REACTION TO JOE BIDEN'S VACCINE MANDATES. THEY WERE ANNOUNCED DAYS BEFORE. THAN ACTUAL SOUTHWEST PILOTS APPEARED TO CONFIRM IT. BUT NO, THAT'S JUST WITH THE KREMLIN WANTS YOU TO THINK. IN FACT, AND THE AUTHORITIES ASSURED US ALL ALONG, IT WAS ONLY THE WEATHER. NOTHING MORE THAN A FEW CLOUDS. CALM DOWN, AMERICA. THAT SOUTHWEST AIRLINES STORY IS AS FAKE AS HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. DON'T LET THE RUSSIANS LIE TO YOU. PEOPLE LOVE THE VACCINE MANDATES. EVEN THE THOUSANDS WHO HAVE BEEN FIRED BECAUSE OF IT. THEY THEY KNOW PERFECTLY WELL HOW NAUGHTY THEY'VE BEEN. THEY NEED DISCIPLINE AND THEY KNOW HOW TO GET IT. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, MAY HAVE ANOTHER. THERE'S A REASON JOE BIDEN IS THE SINGLE MOST POPULAR HEAD OF STATE IN AMERICAN HISTORY AND THE REASON IS HE'S AWESOME. HOW BELOVED IS JOE BIDEN? LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. AT SPORTING EVENTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, FANS ARE BREAKING OUT IN CHEERS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND ITS WISE AND ELEGANT LEADER. THESE ARE NOT COORDINATED POLITICAL SET PIECES, ASTROTURF, AS WE SEE IN WASHINGTON BABIES ARE SPONTANEOUS ERUPTIONS OF LOVE. ONE MINUTE YOU'LL BE WATCHING COLLEGE FOOTBALL FROM THE STANDS IN THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'LL BE OVERCOME WITH A DESIRE, THE PRESSING, IRRESISTIBLE NEED TO TELL JOE BIDEN HOW GREAT HE IS. IT'S LIKE HAVING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REAL BAD EXCEPT BETTER AND MORE PROGRESSIVE. THIS IS HAPPENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND IT'S HAPPENING EVERYWHERE. A CRESTING TSUNAMI OF SUPPORT FOR JOE BIDEN. HERE'S A SAMPLE. >> [BLEEP] JOE BIDEN. [BLEEP] JOE BIDEN. [BLEEP] JOE BIDEN. [BLEEP] JOE BIDEN. [BLEEP] JOE BIDEN. >> Tucker: IT'S INSPIRING, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. JOE BIDEN ON HIS FIRST DAY IN OFFICE PROMISED TO BRING THIS COUNTRY TOGETHER AND NOW HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TEAM YOU SHOWED UP TO ROOT FOR. IN YOUR HEART, YOU'RE A JOE BIDEN FAN, AND THAT'S NATIONAL UNITY. NOT EVERYONE IS FOR THIS, OF COURSE. TO VLADIMIR PUTIN, WHO HATES US FOR OUR FREEDOMS AND ALSO BECAUSE HE'S RUSSIAN, THIS IS A THREAT. LOVING BIDEN IS A THING OF BEAUTY, SO MY DEFINITION VLADIMIR PUTIN MUST DESTROY IT. IT'S LIKE A SUNSET, A ROSE GARDEN, A BABY'S SMILE. IT'S SOMETHING LOVELY THAT MUST BE DEFILED IF RUSSIA IS GOING TO DOMINATE THE WORLD. SO IN ORDER TO CORRECT WHAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL, PUTIN HAS SPREAD THE LIGHT OF THESE EXPRESSIONS OF YOUR DEVOTION TO JOE BIDEN ARE INSTEAD ATTACKS ON JOE BIDEN, FOLDER ATTACKS THAT INCLUDE AN EPITHET BEGINNING WITH F. SADLY, A LOT OF PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT. RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IS AFFECTED. THAT'S WHY THEY DO IT. THANK HEAVEN NBC HAS BEEN THERE TO CORRECT THAT MISPERCEPTION. OVER THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS, AND BCS MAY BE DONE MORE THAN ANY NEWS ORGANIZATION IN THIS COUNTRY TO FIGHT THE KREMLIN'S PROPAGANDA MACHINE. THANKS TO NBC, FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR DOUBTS ABOUT THE FAIRNESS OF THE LAST ELECTION OF NOT ONLY BEEN SETTLED. THEY ARE NOW ILLEGAL. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPRESS THEM EVER AGAIN. SO WE CAN BE THANKFUL THAT THERE WAS A CREDENTIALED REPRESENTED EVENT OF NBC SPORTS ON HAND EARLIER THIS MONTH WHEN FANS AT A NASCAR EVENT BEGAN TO CELEBRATE SPONTANEOUSLY CELEBRATING JOE BIDEN. IF THE NBC LADY HAD NOT BEEN THERE, YOU MIGHT VERY WELL HAVE MISHEARD WHAT THE CROWD SAID. WATCH. >> OH, MY GOSH. SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE MOMENT. >> BRANDED, HE ALSO TOLD ME. YOU CAN HEAR THE CHANTS FROM THE CROWD. LET'S GO, BRANDON. >> Tucker: F JOE BIDEN. PLEASE, COME ON. WAKE UP COME AMERICA. IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO A THRIVING CREDIBLY ROBUST ECONOMY AND CONCLUDING THERE'S INFLATION. SETTLED ON, VLADIMIR PUTIN, THAT'S PARTICULARS. WHAT THEY SAID AND YOU CAN HEAR IT CLEARLY IF YOU OPEN YOUR EARS TO THE TRUTH, IS "LET'S GO, BRANDON." THE NBC LADY MADE THAT VERY CLEAR. NOT F, JOE BIDEN. LET'S GO, BRANDON. WHO IS BRANDON, YOU ASK? ANOTHER HAPPY AMERICAN GRATEFUL FOR THE WISE LEADERSHIP OF HIS BENEVOLENT PRESIDENT. BRANDON IS A NEWLY ARRIVED AMERICAN, PART OF WHAT WE CALL THE BIDEN GENERATION. HE'S AN UNDOCUMENTED TRANSPORTATION MIGRANT CONTROLLED IS A FILM STUDIES MAJOR AT NYU. BRANDON IS THE EMBODIMENT OF THE NEW AMERICAN
