Key & Peele - Snitch - Uncensored

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Hey, yo, no matter what, dawg, don't snitch. Okay, I ain't saying nothing, dude. You know me. I'd die before I turn snitch. You tell them nothing, they got nothing. Yeah. You think J-Rock talking? Hell no, dawg. J-Rock is my cousin. That man would never snitch. (J-Rock) All right, so just chill out here? Cool. Hey, bring that ice when you get that chance, Dwight. All right, man. [laughs] You the man, Dwight. [laughs] Sss...bitch-ass cop. What up, J-Rock? They hurt you up in there? What you mean, "hurt you"? Look like he just got back from the fucking snack shop. What you say to them, man? [suspenseful music] Nothing. You lying piece of sh-- Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is my man right here, a'ight? My brother. This man ain't never snitch on nobody, never. Whatever. Now, look... We in this together, right, hmm? Nobody says nothing, right? - Right. - Right. - Right. - Right. Nobody gonna say nothing about how Big Earl shot up that liquor store. No, no, no. It wasn't Big Earl. What the hell are you talking about? It wasn't? Hell no. Buckshot's the one that held up that liquor store. Buckshot. ♪ ♪ [muttering] Now where's he going? I don't know, maybe he's going to the bathroom or some shit. Man, he's going in there to snitch on us. No, no, listen, let me tell you something. That's my boy right there. We grew up together. That is a stand-up G. That man would never snitch. Pizza time! Pizza time, pizza time. Everybody love pizza time. ♪ Wake up in the morning, it's pizza time ♪ ♪ Go ahead and eat it, it's pizza time ♪ ♪ Pizza, pizza, p-pizza time ♪ Motherfucking pig-ass cop, man. - Oh, no. - Hold on, hold on. - Snitch-- - Hold on, hold on. Now, J-Rock, um... where'd you get the pizza? Yeah. Back there. I--I-- I bought it. You know what, listen to me. This ain't no fucking game, okay? If I find out you done snitched on us, I'm gonna bust a cap in your tiny pizza-breath ass, and then I'm gonna bury you in my mother's basement with the rest of the snitches. - [muttering] - What? No, what'd he say? What'd he say? Where you going? Where you going? Where you going now? Where you g-- Oh, see, see? See, look, look. Look, he's selling me out right now. No, no, no, he's saying that "I would never sell out that man." What? I'm telling you. All right, let's go. - Let's go, come on. - Oh, hell, man. See, what'd I tell you, Rockwell, huh? What I tell you? You snitch-ass-- ♪ Roll with me, roll with me ♪ ♪ Let the night unfold ♪ [horn beeps] - What the-- - ♪ With me ♪
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Channel: Comedy Central
Views: 20,773,235
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Keywords: Key & Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Key and Peele, keey & peele, Key & Peele episodes, Key & Peele full episodes, snitch, Mekhi Phifer, police business, crime, lying, junk food, uncensored, pizza time, toy car, rage, comedy central, comedians, comedy central comedians, comedy, funny, comedian, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, funny clips, hilarious videos, hilarious clips, key and peele snitch, key and peele gangsters, key and peele loco
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Length: 3min 13sec (193 seconds)
Published: Sun Aug 23 2015
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