Welcome. Welcome. My head's too heavy. The concerto of cringe is about to begin. - Really. The C.O.C.
- C.O.C. The Coc. It's concerto of cringe. Yeah, you don't need the WAP. You need the COC. Basically, today's video, we are going to be watching through a video. And the challenge is to see how many times we can... Well, not cringe... But we will probably cringe. Yeah. There's really not much to say. - Let's just get into it.
- Yeah, let's just try our best. Wow, your violin is really cool, uncle. You know, it's bad when you hear the uh, like a... - MIDI file Eine Kleine.
- Yeah. Uncle, can you show me how to play the violin? Sorry, Jannie, I want to teach you, but I cannot, I have to go to talent show now. Really? Okay. Bye, Jannie. Oh no... The Oscar of the year goes to... You can tell it's so scripted, - but it's blatantly scripted.
- Yeah. Why do you look sad, Jannie? What happened? I want to play the violin, auntie. - She looks like she's being threatened to say these lines.
- I know! - She looks scared.
- I know, she's like... "I want to play the violin" and it looks like she's just reading off a script. - Now! Action!
- Behind the scenes like, the director's like... Do it again. You have to be happy and sing the song. Okay, auntie. Let me sing a song. She looks like she's about to cry. I know! - "Okay, auntie, let me sing..."
- You poor thing... She's like, "I don't want to do this bad script." "I just want to go home and play with my other friends." One little lizard, one little lizard. One little lizard has its tail cut. It's starting to cry. Bro, what is happening? Should I be laughing at this or cringing at this? Nice song, Jannie. Now, let's go to the store. Okay, auntie. - Hi.
- Hi. Hi, auntie. Hi, Jannie. What would you like today? I have many instruments. Awesome! Giving me like Dora the Explorer vibes. - Yeah. "Awesome."
- Yeah. "Awesome." Really, uncle? I really want to play with the violin. Hmm, really? - That's not a violin.
- Yeah, that's... Please get them an actual violin. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Because I think they're big enough to play, to start. She could play a real violin. If you sing me a song, I'll let you have it. Okay, uncle Tim. Wendy, can I borrow your microphone and the guitar? I've lost track of how many times I've cringed. But every time... They say something, I'm just like... It feels so off. I know. I get it, it's a kids show. It's not meant to be serious. - Yeah. It's not meant for us, but it's like...
- But it's like... Argh! Ah! *Singing* Wow, good job. I guess she's good enough for America's Got Talent. - Yeah. Ohh!
- Ohh! You can have the violin now. Thank you, uncle Tim. You're welcome. How much is it, Wendy? Ten Dollars. Here's your money. Thank you. - Bye!
- Bye! Sit down here. Auntie, let me try to play the violin. Dude, the music is so different. Dun, dun, dun, dun~ Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun, dun~ This sounds like a horror... - Yeah. It's a horror movie.
- Movie MIDI. Uh oh, that sound's not good, Jannie. Do you want to try it, auntie? Okay, let me try it, Jannie. You saw the tailpiece? Oh wow, she's worse than the kid. I know, the kid was better. The kid did better. - Hi, guys.
- Hi. Huh, uncle John, why do you look so sad? I tried my best, but I couldn't win the talent show. Really? Don't be sad, uncle. Can you show me how to play the violin? Sorry, I'm so sad now. I cannot teach you. What a douche. "I'm so sad now. I can't teach you." Dude, what a douchebag. When you're an adult, there's things called responsibilities. How about you sing a song to make uncle John happy? Sing a song to make... Th - Argh! If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Wait. It's in G major, the accompaniment. The timing is off and she's out of tune but whatever. She's a kid. But it's in G major, the accompaniment, right? Video: "And you know it, clap your hands." - "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
- D... G... - "If you're happy and you know it -"
- Ohh! The key is - The key changed! What the hell is that? "Your face will surely show it. If you're..." And then it goes to A major. Why did it go from G major... Who made that file? Who recorded that crap? If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. Wait, I thought he was sad. Why is he happy now? Yeah. If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. Thank you, Jannie! No one in this video has a sense of rhythm. - Yeah. Their rhythm and pitch... It's gone.
- Like, no one. Not even the adults. I feel happy now, I will teach you how to play the violin. Yay, here we go. Yay! You have to put the violin like this... Put it in and then play. Ah... Ahh! Cool, can I try it, uncle? - Here you go, Jannie.
- Thank you, uncle. She can already play, why is she asking him to play? - Yeah.
- She clearly showed she could play before. Dude, and that guy was way over the fingerboard. She has better technique. I know it's not a real violin, but... - Yeah, she has "better" technique.
- Yeah. Okay, let me try again, uncle. Paganini? Ahahaha. I got an idea, guys. Let's play music together! I can play the guitar! I can play the drum! Dude, don, don, don, don... Okay, let's sing the bingo song, guys! One, two, three, go! There was a farmer who had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o. I can't tell if kids actually watch this or not. If you're a young kid watching right now... Do you enjoy this type of content? - I'm so curious.
- I'm so curious. Maybe I'm just out of touch. B-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his - Oh! Aww... Aw... Oh no, my drum is broken! This guy's getting more and more annoying. "Oh no!" What do I do? Let me call Wendy for help. Hey, Wendy. Can you help us? Okay, I got it, Jannie. I'll come right now. - Hi!
- Hi! Hey Wendy, can you help us fix the drum? Sure. I have the tools right here. I'm pretty sure you can't use those for a drum. Nah. You usually - They have like little screw things and you just screw it on. Yeah. Ah... Yeah, it works! Thank you, Wendy! Wendy, do you want to join us? Yes, Jannie, I could play the piano. Woah! Old MacDonald song togther! One, two, three, go! Old MacDonald had a farm. Ee i ee i o. That's the piano, not the drums. That's not... Old MacDonald had a farm. Oh, oh!!! - Ohh!!!
- Oh! Piano gang, did you see that? That thumb off the keyboard technique. Anyway, guys... The concerto of cringes... - Is strong in this one.
- Yeah. And look... Nothing on these guys. It was just the video itself was just very like... This is just a lighthearted video for us to kind of... - Just enjoy.
- Cringe together. I was gonna say don't make bad comments, but their comments are off. Yeah, so, it's like... Oh well. All right guys, that's it for today. Once again, if you want to play like that... No, you probably don't want to play like that. But if you really want to become a musician... The only way to do it is get a real instrument. - Yeah.
- And go... Practice! No, no, no, no, no before... Before the end, we gotta sing us a song. Oh, yeah. One little lizard, two little lizard. - We practice every...
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