Trump Violates Gag Order AGAIN, Fox News Can’t Believe the Injustice & No Crowds Show Up for Trial

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Jimmy I'm the host uh thank you for watching thank you for joining us it is um on what was man I I have to say what a bummer what another difficult day for our former president a revealing day uh in the trial of Al caporn today but um whose popularity seems to be losing steam he seems to be less popular each day and he cannot deal with it Donald Trump may be full of gas but his supporters appear to be running out he's um Trump has been encouraging his fans to Rally outside the courthouse and he's unhappy that they haven't the New York Times said the circus Trump wanted outside his trial hasn't arrived this was the scene outside the courthouse in New York this morning you can see uh while he was on no one showed up I don't know if they're saving their energy for one of his next criminal trials or and while you would think Donald Trump wouldn't be able to lie about the size of a crowd that wasn't there there think again here you go thousands of people were turned away from the courthouse by Steel stanions and police literally blocks from the tiny side door where I enter and leave it is an armed Camp to keep people away maggot Hagerman of the failing New York Times falsely reported that I was disappointed with the crowds no I'm disappointed with maggot and her lack of writing skill her lack of writing skill it's Maggie by the way Heyman by the way she was the first one to report about Trump falling asleep in court and um and she conveniently forgot to mention Trump is drawing the biggest crowds of any president criminally indicted for having sex with a porn star in history and that's that's just a bias that's all honey all Trump cares about is crowd size one day he'll be sitting in the electric chair bragging about all the people who shut up the wa the day began with some fireworks there were several heated exchanges between Trump's lawyers and the judge in the hearing about whether or not he definitely violated the judge's gag order judge Maran told Trump's lead attorney guy named Todd blanch that his arguments didn't make sense that he presented nothing and that he was losing all credibility with the court to his credit blanch fire back he said your honor I lost all credibility when I agreed to represent Donald Trump that is not an issue fortunately Trump didn't hear any of it he was sound asleep um let one Rip Van Winkle is dozing off so often they're going to need one of those NBA sweat wiper kids to mop the drool puddles off his desk why Trump hasn't already been punished for violating the gag order I don't know I'm sure he's driving his lawyers nuts 20 minutes after his lawyer told the judge president Trump is being very careful to comply with your order Trump very carefully posted uh this highly conflicted to put it mildly by the way you can't put it mildly when you're using all caps it's impossible judge Juan Muran has taken away my constitutional right to free speech everybody is allowed to talk and lie about me but I'm not allowed to defend myself this is a kangaroo court and the judge should recuse himself he violated the gag order during a hearing about whether he violated the gag order on his way out of the courthouse groper Cleveland stopped to tell reporters how uncomfortably cold it is in the room and how very unhappy he is to be there they're keeping me in a courtroom that's freezing by the way in a courtroom all day long well he's out campaigning that's probably an advantage cuz he can't campaign nobody nobody knows what he's doing he can't put two sentences together yeah well you can you're about to put two prison sentences together maybe even three possibly four I love hearing him so about how cold it is so much you knit him a little pair of mittens to wear to court the one and only witness today was Trump's old pal and former publisher of the national acquire a guy named David pecker who looks like um the man on the Pringles can was now dating your mom pecker described what he called a mutually beneficial relationship with Trump it's weird the only faithful relationship Trump's ever been in is with the national Inquirer but think about how insane it is that our our president had a mutually benefici official relationship with the national Inquirer there are only two people on the planet who can say that Donald Trump and Bigfoot and among other things pecker testified that he paid $30,000 to a door man at Trump Tower to kill a story that said Trump fathered an illegitimate child with a maid Trump says it never happened also it was triplets and the maid was Cindy Crawford but it never happened pecker testified that in 2015 he had a meeting with Trump and his lawyer fiction mic Cohen Michael Cohen where they agreed he would be their eyes and ears for any negative stories women might be trying to sell about Trump so they could pay the women off or get the stories killed and he would also publish positive stories about Trump and negative stories about his opponents many of them stories they made up like this one about Dr Ben Carson before he bent the knee bungling surgeon Ben left sponge in patient brain this one's about Ted Cruz Ted Cruz shamed by porn star and um Hillary frame Trump family you understand Donald Trump who calls the New York Times fake news was literally generating fake news admittedly with his friend David pecker everything he accuses anyone else of is something he actually did and yet these bootlickers on Fox news they cannot believe the Injustice I consider myself to be a proud American but after sitting in that dirty disgusting criminal courtroom today watching the former president of the United States being persecuted like a criminal I don't know if I'm so proud to be an American anymore the judge is ridiculous the conflict of interest is ridiculous this whole case is ridiculous these are the types of election year shenanigans that happen in other countries in third world autocracies Trump's not even allowed to complain about the thermostat it's a meat locker in there he gets mocked for just closing his eyes my father was focused on running the United States of America not bookkeeping this isn't law fair it's torture a totally corrupt judge and a totally corrupt district attorney are going to try to put a former president of the United States in jail I mean this is literally like some of the Civil Rights workers in Mississippi in the 1960s literally literally is it there is literally no difference between Donald Trump and three men who are murdered by the clan can somebody please put a sock down n gingrich's throat already I mean it's it's time what are these people even saying at least Mitt Romney Mitt Romney is a republican who hasn't drunk the Kool-Aid but every once in a while he likes to come crashing through the wall has made their own assessment of President Trump's character and uh as so far as I know you don't pay someone $133,000 not to have sex with you the MS are off somebody slipped a vitamin in his milk this morning or something Trump did get some good news today he's expected to get a stock bonus from his worthless Media company for $1.2 billion do of other people's money he's getting $1.2 billion for truth social and still doing things like this so to all of you great Maga Republicans I love you you know that if you want to win a signed hat from your all-time favorite President me what you do is just sign up and you're going to get it and here it is I'm going to sign it right in front of you so this way you know there's no games being played like people play games constantly playing games but there it is just signed oh that's a nice one that's a 10 have a good time everybody yeah that's right we will you go back to huffing that pen um yeah I actually noticed can we go back to the video now zoom in um he has a tiny f Oscar on his sh I don't know for best performance with an adult video star the man was President he has a plastic Academy Award like he could buy next door at the souvenir shop in his maybe this explains why he gets so mad about the Oscars he wants one so sad you know one of the arguments Trump's been making lately is that Americans were better off four years ago than we are now so for the sake of comparison this is where we were exactly four years ago go today so supposing we hit the body with a tremendous uh whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light and I think you said that has him in check but you're going to test it and then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body you can which you can do either through the skin or uh in some other way and I think you said you're going to test that too sounds interesting right and then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute one it and is there a way we can do something like that uh by injection inside or or almost a cleaning cuz you see it gets on the lungs and it does a tremendous number of the lungs so it' be interesting to check that so that you're going to have to use medical doctors with but it sounds it sounds interesting to me one more minute of that she would have hung herself with her scarf it's uh that was our president meanwhile President Biden was in uh Trump's home state of Florida today his advisers were worried about him going there because a lot of times when an 81-year-old goes to Florida they don't come back but Biden believes he can win the state um Step One winning Florida forg giving all their jet ski loans and Biden was in Tampa to talk about reproductive freedom and to counter Trump's new and very convenient position that claims he's not so anti-abortion after all he described the do's decision as a miracle maybe it's coming from that Bible he's trying to sell whoa I almost wanted to buy one just see what the hell's in it Biden and Romney are on a on a roll today that oh speaking of books you know what today is garmo uh no you don't know Taco Tuesday no it's on no it is yeah no that is right it is Taco Tuesday it's also world book day today or as the State of Florida calls it bonfire day um on world book day I would like to take a minute to honor a true Classic this is a book that used to be in every home uh in the good old days and I'm not talking about the Bible I'm talking about the phone book The Yellow Pages I mean what other book can get you like escrow and escorts on the same page naturally naughty not only do have everything You' ever need on the inside you can use them as door stops uh step stools boosters seats you could build a home out of them if you wanted to and no this book was never on the New York Times bestseller list it was never picked for Oprah's Book Club but it could kill any bug you dropped it on guaranteed so you know while the world may have forgotten you phone book I want you to know that your yellowed Yellow Pages will always be in our hearts so garmo would you mind as we now say goodbye to the phone book rest in power old friend recycle that all jokes aside This World book day is a weird one there are at least a hundred bills in various red States three of which have become law already threatening Librarians with prison for the crime of lending books books that aren't government approved which to me not only is this the opposite of what our country is supposed to be about it's completely nuts we're going to throw Librarians in jail for loaning out Huckleberry fin this is not what they signed up for it's I think it's disgusting and wrong and anti-American but don't take it from me take it from these real life [Music] Librarians I'm a librarian I'm a librarian I've been a librarian for 26 years we're Librarians masters of the library Sciences not groomers not sex fiend not pornographers we're the people who hand out library cards we do story times we put away the books you guys leave out on the tables instead of putting them on the reshelf cart the clearly labeled reshelf cart you can read that right we're not the Deep State we're not satanists we're Librarians but some people want to make us criminals put us in jail I would not do well in jail it's not meth it's Judy Bloom Judy effing Bloom Judy effing bloom buying us thousands of dollarss like we have thousands of dollars make books the enemy make knowledge of the enemy and you know what we say to [Music] that shut the f up shut up please shut the up what's wrong with you by Americans against Americans against Librarians you can have to kill a bird when you cry it from my code dead hands or when you check it out [Applause]
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Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Keywords: jimmy, jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, talk show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, mean tweets, Monologue, Guillermo, Hollywood, Los Angeles, West Coast, New York, Donald Trump, Trump, Jury Trial, Trump Trial, Fox News, Democrats, Republicans, Politics, Witch Hunt, Todd Blanche, Stormy Daniels, New York Times, Maggie Haberman, Gag Order, David Pecker, National Enquirer, Mitt Romney, Florida, World Book Day, PSA, Librarians
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Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 24 2024
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