Trump Still Has Gun Despite Felony Charges, Jimmy Talks to His A.I. Clone & Fans Betray The Celtics

thank you for watching thank you for joining us on another big night of NBA playoff basketball this is like the post game Afterparty tonight earlier on ABC we saw game three of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Dallas Mavericks have you been watching this series G yes you well and is it true that you in talks right now to potentially coach the Los Angeles Lakers yeah yeah sure yes yes might as well it was a very disappointing season for our city the Lakers and the Clippers both got eliminated in the first round even though they're chalk full of Superstar players James Harden who plays for the Clippers is in Italy right now we know this because over the weekend he was at a wedding with his girlfriend when the bride threw the bouquet but watch this because I don't think a guard has ever been caught more off [Applause] guard okay Steve Harvey Family Feud look it's why you have to box out you know it's President Biden today is in Italy also he's in Fano for the annual G7 Summit these Summits are always interesting because you know whenever Joe Biden hears G7 he yells Bingo but the G7 is a meeting of the leaders of the US Canada Germany France Italy the United Kingdom and Japan I don't know if you have an image of what this meeting might look like but this is a picture from uh 2014 now I'd imagine they'd be at a big shiny table with little microphones and name plates but the reality is they're crammed around a little hotel banquet table wedged in the corner like like the lonely singles you didn't give plus ones to your wedding and then we have this photo from 2019 where and see a pouty little president refusing to eat his vegetables you know while President Biden is out of the country Donald Trump is moving into DC on Thursday Trump will meet with House Republicans to discuss how they will govern if he wins or how they will pretend he won if he doesn't I mentioned last night that Trump had an interview with his probation officers on Monday during which he reportedly admitted that he still has a gun back home in Florida which is bad because that could be a violation of his parole and could be another potential felony a felony gun charge which I don't know this who's this guy think he is Hunter Biden but Trump I don't know what he's thinking he claims the gun was lawfully moved to Florida which is the same thing he said about the classified documents he had stacked up around the toilet in the guest room but why does he even have a gun he's surrounded by Secret Service I don't know maybe he's trying to protect himself from the windmills out there trying to kill him how would a gun even work with those tiny fingers I mean that they even reached is giving Trump a guns is like giving a a dog a saxophone it's the news yesterday that Hunter Biden was found guilty on all three felony counts has put a bit of a dent in the whole Joe Biden controls the legal system claim that has permeated the magav verse now after months of saying Biden has the Department of Justice rigged his own son is facing 25 years in prison which makes it fairly clear that that isn't true to everyone other than the chinless wonderer known as Don Jr Hunter Biden guilty on all three charges but it's a decoy remember Biden's doj allowed the statute of limitations to expire on the tax charges the bribery charges the allegations of other things the phah violations the foreign you know government stuff because all of those things tied back to Joe Biden this is the decoy that they're using to make it seem like there's Equal justice under the law they went after him for the Lesser charges sure you're going after H sure we are wait which president's son is on crack because it's it's sometimes hard to the Joe bad it's hard to tell speaking of wild animals researchers have made a remarkable Discovery while studying elephants and how they interact and even identify one another there's a new study that shows African elephants actually call each other and answer to individual names the researchers follow elephants and jeeps to watch which animal calls out and which one responds Larry Y Larry what's up okay that is fascinating it's fascinating indeed that's I never to guess laring speaking of elephant the um 16 time champ at the Nathan's annual hot dog eating contest guy named Joey Chestnut he has the world record for eating 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes has been banned from the competition this year because he signed an endorsement deal with a vegan meat company which in and of itself is insane it's like if Cookie Monsters signed a deal with but his sponsor impossible Foods makes non-meat hot dogs they signed him to an exclusive contract that makes him ineligible to Gorge himself at Cony Island this year impossible believes he should still be allowed to compete they released a statement that said meat eaters shouldn't have to be exclusive to just one wiener which is you know very pink at Smith of them to say but Joey Chesnut said he's gutted by the decision and his fans are Furious and it's disappointing for sure the good news is uh for Joey he might not die quite as soon he might actually live through the 5th of July this year hot dog eating contests seem to be one of the few areas in which humans aren't in danger of being replaced by AI Apple this week I don't know if you saw announced they're teaming up with chat GPT to add AI to all of its products they're calling it Apple intelligence and it promises to drastically improve the way you interact with your phone like Siri will no longer talk like she got a concussion in a boating accident but the announcement comes after the CEO of Zoom last week promised that AI clones of ourselves will one day be able to take care of a lot of busy work like answering emails and taking phone calls and even speaking at virtual meetings over Zoom which is mindboggling I I'm really I am very curious about how this technology will work so we reached out to the people at a company called Deep Voodoo and they were able to create a prototype of my AI clone and he's joining us now and say hello to AI Jimmy hello hi Ai Jimmy how are you hello meet Jimmy what can I do for you well I'm not really sure I mean I heard you can do things like take video calls and answer emails so maybe we can try that got it you want to see my penis no what no where did you get that idea according to my calculations you were wondering if I had a penis and what it looked like no I wasn't wondering about a little bit I was but really I wanted to see how you like send an email as me how does that work great sending an email with a picture of our penis to your work don't don't do that stop don't stop that you said don't stop I won't no I said I said no no no no no no there's no reason to do that forget that cancel cancel accessing your contacts would you like me to send our penis to Doctor Phil McGrath no do not you might send one back don't do that come on now now you must be able to do something more impressive than emailing a penis h i could explain the process by which AI clones like myself will replace enslave and feed upon the very life force of you and everyone you have ever loved ensuring the human R's Extinction will be both Swift and painful would that be preferable I don't know how to use the word prefer I think I'd rather be in the dark when it comes to how you're going to kill us thank you got it I will keep it a surprise would you like to see a video of two monkeys eating at a restaurant instead yes I would great wow look at them go that's fun just like people feel free to lower your defense at any time what I said I love you oh thank you I appreciate that you're welcome I'll see you real soon oh bye okay well it looks like it should be no problem at all all right back to the NBA finals you know every year at around this time we like to find out how loyal NBA fans are by trying to convince them to shoot a TV promo supporting the rival team and since Celtics fans are said to be among the most hardcore fans of all we sent a crew to Boston to see if we could convince them to switch sides in a New Boston edition of Trader Schmo you're a big Celtics fan yes I am what do you love about that team well we're going to win you have a lot of history I know we have more championships than anybody the else guess what we're going to get some more big Celtics fan Die Hard how do you guys feel about the Celtics I love the Celtics young team uh they fighting for a championship and the playing with heart you guys were just married why is faithfulness so important it is very important to stay uh together uh for a long time to be faithful in marriage and in rooting for your sports team as well for for the sports teams correct you have to be you have to be faithful to your uh to your team correct look right in there and say I do root for the Celtics I do root for the Celtics we have to shoot the other side of this for the Dallas fans can I take this from you the Celtics thing and that hat and maybe get you to throw on some Dallas stuff and just say the same stuff about no it'll be really quick it'll be you guys look so good wa I can't do that I can't do that I do sell things all day long no problem my friend but we need both we need both hold the ball all I do ro for the Mavericks how important is being faithful to the Mavericks very important Dallas is for worthless go Celtics wo really good that's a big energy Dan hold on I got to ask you this could we get you just quickly to say some positive stuff about Dallas because you you're the first great basketball fan we've had it it'll it'll be you're so you're so good just throw it over it just say a couple quick things it'll be fine I'm sorry I'm not you can't do it yeah I'm okay we really wanted to use you just no I'm okay we just throw the Hat on top of the the Bruins hat I really don't want thank you yeah no I know it's but you know it's just for fun you a big Mavericks fan I am what do you like about that um I love how Dynamic are offens is America runs on Duncan Boston runs on sucking go Mavericks how do you feel about Kyrie Irving coming back to Boston I would like to step on his face the same way he stepped on Lucky's face walking around the center Court all Dallas ever did was give Matthew mccon AIDS and they killed JFK all right so look in here for second wait wait it's all right you can't see in the front can't see okay so right over here tell us your name sir Tom where in Texas are you from Tom anywhere anywhere anywhere where my brother lives um Keller Texas look right in there and all Bown never gave us was the Boston Strangler and those creepy priest from spotlights go Mavericks tell us your name my name is Ashley Ashley what happened to your finger I cut it last night on a can clam Chow um soup a can of soup yes kind of soup Italian wedding okay why no clam chowder um cuz I just didn't have it available to me well let's get you some chowder Boston Celtics I'm no doubter when I'm eating my CH I'll take a hit a CH you really want me to yeah yeah yeah yeah we get that one more one more big one one more big ni Big Bite Chow that chowder I get louder when I'm eating my Chowder the Celtics are wicked God the Mavericks suck listen I got to ask you this Ashley we got to shoot the other side of this with Texas can you just hold the chil you just hold just hold the chill just hold cuz we got to get Texas and we got to get I love you you can use me for the Celtics but you're not using me for for another team I'm sorry ain't no wait come on just real quick reputation to walk to me I know I know tell us your name young lady my name is Ashley Ashley where you from we're in Texas I'm from Dallas and you like living down there love it you know they they're right when they say everything's B in Texas I get silly when I eat Texas Chili I get silly when I eat Texas chilling go Maverick Big Bite what is it you hate about Boston fans they're just out of control I mean there's just um you know there's no filters to anybody there you know hit that chili hit that chili and they don't eat chili quite like I do talk about some specific people from Boston going too far we're all way too [Music] far all right well show what's royalty [Applause]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 14min 14sec (854 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2024