Jimmy Kimmel Reacts to Aaron Rodgers Comments & Donald Trump Wants a Giant Dome to Protect the U.S.

previously on jimy Kimo live from Hollywood it's Jimmy Kimel live tonight kayy quo Jake Johnson and music from any Bosco with cleto and the cletos and now Jimmy [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Kimel hello there I'm Jimmy I'm your host of the show Happy new year thank you for watching it's thank you for joining us on our for our first show of um of 2024 which is already a crazy year particularly for me I I I did you hear this story about me and Aaron Rogers the former quarterback for the Packers all right so uh what happened is he's a Jets quarterback now he went on a show on ESPN the pat Macy show and out of the blue insinuated that I was nervous because the Jeffrey Epstein list was coming out he said I was hoping it wouldn't and that he was going to pop a bottle of something to celebrate when he did and then it did come out and of course my name wasn't on it and isn't on it and won't ever be on I don't know Jeffrey Epstein I've never met Jeffrey Epstein I'm not on a list I was not on a plane or an island or anything ever and I suggested that if Aaron wanted to make false and very damaging statements like that that we should do it in court so he could share his proof with like a judge because you know when you hear a guy who won a Super Bowl and did the all the State Farm commercials say something like this a lot of people believe it a lot of delusional people honestly believe I am meeting up with Tom Hanks and Oprah at shakies once a week to eat pizza and drink the blood of children and I know this because I hear from these people often my wife hears from them my kids hear from them my poor mailman hears from these people and now we're hearing from lots more of them thanks to Aaron Rodgers who I guess believes one of two things either he actually believes my name was going to be on Epstein's list which is insane or the more likely scenario is he doesn't actually believe that he just said it because he's mad at me for making fun of his top knot and his lies about being vaccinated I get he's particularly upset I think because I made fun of the fact that he floated this wacko idea that the UFO sightings that were in the news in February were being reported to distract us from the Epstein list that was Aaron's theory that he shared and I mocked and let me show you the moment that so badly bruised aon's Thanksgiving Day Parade sized ego needless to say all this UFO talk has the tinf foil Hatters going wild including Green Bay wack Packer Aaron Rogers who offered this hot take on the pat mcae show I I believe that this been going on for a long time interesting uh timing on everything there's a lot of other things going on in the world did you hear about the Epstein Client List about to be released too what's that what are you talking about there's some files that have have some on they might be uh getting released pretty soon oh oh might be time to revisit that concussion protocol Aon it so he saw that and maybe to retaliate he decided to insinuate that I am a pedophile this is how these nuts do it now you don't like Trump you're a pedophile it's their go-to move and it shows you how much they actually care about pedopilia but here's the thing I spent years doing sports I've seen guys like him before Aaron Rogers has a very very high opinion of himself because he had success on the football field he believes himself to be an extraordinary being he genuinely thinks that because God gave him the ability to throw a ball he's smarter than everyone else the idea that his brain is just average is unfathomable to him we learned during Co somehow he knows more about science than scientists a guy who went to Community College then got into Cal on a football scholarship and didn't graduate someone who never spent a minute studying the human body is expert in the field of Immunology he just put on a he put on a magic helmet and that g made him a genius it's Aaron got two A's on his report card they were both in the word Aaron okay and can you imagine that this hamster brained man thinks he knows what the government is up to because he's a quarterback doing research on YouTube and listening to podcast I looked it up this is actually thing it's called the Dunning Krueger effect the Dunning Krueger effect is a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities in other words Aaron roders is too arrogant to know how ignorant he is they let him host Jeopardy for two weeks now he knows everything and by the way I'm not one of those people who thinks athletes and members of the sports media should stick to talking about sports I think Aaron Rogers has the right to express any opinion he wants but saying someone is a pedophile is not an opinion nor is it trash talk sorry Pat McAfee and as far as the well you say things about people all the time argument goes yes I do it's not the same it's not even close to the same we say a lot of things on this show we don't make up lies in fact we have a team of people who work very hard to sift through facts and reputable sources before I make a joke and that's an important distinction a joke about someone even when that's someone is Donald Trump even a person who lies from the minute he wakes up until the minute he's smearing orange makeup on his my pillow at night even he deserves that consideration and we give it to him because the truth still matters and when I do get something wrong which happens on rare occasions you know what I do I apologize for it which is what Aaron Rogers should do which is what a decent person would do but I bet he won't if he does you know what I'll do I'll accept his apology and move on but he probably won't do that my guess he won't apologize I hope I'm wrong that's how I think it will go and I know you guys here in this audience most if not all of you are on my side and I appreciate that I appreciate all the all the nice things I've heard from so many people but my real hope the reason I even bring this up is because I hope the many many decent people out there who vote conservative or whatever you want to call what goes on now I don't see anything conservative about any of it but to those of you who are part of that I want to say this and I hope you'll you'll listen and give it a little bit of consideration if you are a member of a group that think it's okay to randomly call someone a child molester because you don't like what that person has to say maybe you should rethink being a part of that group and and I also want to say congratulations to Aaron Rogers who has done the impossible he made the New York Jets look even worse and by the way you looking for someone who actually was a friend of Jeffrey Epstein who called him a terrific guy and bragged about his affinity for younger women I have very good news Epstein Hunters I found one for [Applause] [Music] you there you go just two fun guys checking out the ladies nothing unsavory there meanwhile Trump is getting more extreme and more erratic every day over the break I don't know if you saw he mocked uh the late Senator John McCain's physical disability the one he suffered when he was a prisoner of war he told families who were grieving about a school shooting in Iowa to get over it the day after it happened and less importantly but more amusingly former Republican congressman Adam kiner says Donald Trump smells let's just start with your post the odor the stench the stink how bad is it what do you know about that yeah I mean it's not good I mean think about the best way to describe it I I've tried to like so take like armpits ketchup uh like a butt and kind of put it in a blender and makeup and put that all in a blender and that's and and you bottle that as a cologne that's kind of that W now we know why Milani is always making that face we're also getting new updates on what Dame Duty stench was up to during the attack on the capital new information from the special counsel suggests that Trump somehow did even less to stop the Insurrection than the nothing we already knew he did when he was told Mike Pence had to be rushed to a secure location to get away from the Maga hordes um his former a Trump's former a Nick Luna told investigators Trump said so what they also heard test from Trump's Deputy Chief of Staff at the time Dan scavino who said having to explain to Trump that the American people weren't receiving the riots well was not comfortable but then again um Dan scavino doesn't come off as comfortable he has what they call resting I just sat on my balls face so you can understand Saturday by the way was the three-year anniversary of the January 6th attack and it was also Eric Trump's 40th birthday two things Trump could have and should have stopped but his birthday it was a lot of fun they sang and Dad came and played pin the crime on his sons they had a very good time Trump's been making the rounds in Iowa ahead of the caucus there on Monday and if you were into the idea of building a wall well wait till you hear this we're going to build a giant Dome over our country to protect us from a hostile source and I think it's a great thing and it's going to all be made in the United States and that's something that I consider productive these Geniuses sit down most of them are you know they're from MIT but they sit down bing bing binging it's got It's amazing I think we could use one do you like that I mean isn't that better than giving other countries billions of dollars billions we're going to give billions of dollars to other countries and so they can build a dome but we don't have a dome ourself we're going to have the greatest Dome ever what a dome ass I mean really it's I don't know I guess you know it's possible he's referring to an Israel Style Iron Dome which is a missile defense system but it's more likely he thinks we should turn the country into an aquarium you know he gets on these Jags where he brings up weird things over and over again lately he's been stuck on Al Capone he keeps mentioning Al Capone who he's now even uh playfully referring to as alons Capone alons Capone the great alons Capone he was so nasty that if he had dinner with m Lindell and Mike Smile that beautiful smile he's got Al might think that it was a mocking type smile Mike would be dead tomorrow morning nobody would know Mike you would be it would be so painful poor Mike lindell's like uh thanks I don't know maybe I should go home or something I don't know that wasn't even the most nonsensical thing Trump said this weekend the most nonsensical thing he said was this I could tell you about the elevators on a tremendous aircraft carrier the Gerald Ford and they decided not to use hydraulic like a John Deere tractor they decided to use magnets we're going to use magnets to lift up the elevators think of it magnets now all I know about magnets is this give me a glass of water let me drop it on the magnets that's the end of the magnets I say I didn't know that I didn't know if you drop a glass of water on magnets that's the that's the end of the magnets I mean we should probably test this hypothesis right all right well let's I mean if your game I think it's time now for Deo science Corner [Applause] Deo thank you Jimmy this is a [Music] magnet and this is a glass of water that I'm going to pour it in the magnet now we try the magnet again so wait a minute are you saying wait the president he said that was the end of the magnet was that not the was that the end of the magnet no that was not the end of the magnet so what did we learn we learned that donut Trum is a dumbass back to you in the studio Jimmy thank you all right the

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Length: 13min 30sec (810 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 09 2024