True Goldmen - Jerma Plays Sub Rosa (Long Edit)

hey how you doing hi guys uh I'm Jeremy Welcome to My Stream it's kind of a small house small it's a small stream here I have a fridge stove PlayStation uh tonight is going to be a interesting stream because I'm going to be play with uh krien and crew going to be playing sub Rosa tonight and I think we're going to get started I think did not like last time we played zumbis for like 3 hours I'm pretty sure we're ready to go all right I have no idea what's going on I'm just in here a R's game where you uh you play and there cars and it's it's really physics based and wonky it's like a g it's like GTA Roblox where you fall over a lot okay testing one two three testing one two three testing one two three test two three I don't think anybody can hear me are you a person can you hear me no friends nobody likes me testing one two three testing one two three what I'm not even playing with anybody hey guys checking out this new game with Ken and his friend friend whole group of people are here I promise somewhere I have no idea what this game is I was just told hey you want to try it and you want to install it and I was like sure I guess I'll install that game there we go all right so I'm on I'm on the Goldman Incorporated it's me and these two can anybody hear me I guess I guess not not yet this is this is team krien can't wait to make a few deals with those guys you know what I mean well it's the whole it's all team krien doesn't it does anybody in here not like krien like in this chat I'm like the only one I got invited to dinner you know what I'm saying this is like Ken's dinner party and I got invited so I don't know I I think I I don't know who that is all right here we go I think they can they may be able to hear me now right why is it so silent hello get away from me what why are you speaking in Second Life chat please type okay all right I'm talking with the language he can understand all right we he can understand us now all right well I'm going to call wait who are we what do we have we don't have nothing we have nothing they're going to make a deal without us they're going to make a deal with no there is no deal what deal what are we dealing are we dealing in phones we have no [ __ ] money we got no money we got no dis we got to go out there come on all right I don't think he heard you have to write everything you just said cuz that guy can't understand you do that you're my secretary oh God damn it okay all right get it you got to speaking emojis that's the only actually only way people understand anything all right do I have a gun do you have any guns I have a gun do you have a gun no do you have a gun all right bye but that's our third [Music] oh can I punch out the window punch out the no I sure would love to hear what you're saying but the vacuum cleaner is currently on and I we can't have a conversation mom what is going on with our legs by the way what do you mean you never sat in a car before come on I've sat in a car I I I don't remember a car being a gym machine the the quad workout at the gym I you shouldn't be driving and using a telephone what do you mean here I'll call him right now hello hey hey what's going on here huh you're not going to make a deal with Goldman tell them did you know who was talking to he's talking to Goldman God damn it fre stack of we can do business my friend where do you want to meet uh what do I want to meet uh why can't I hear him he wants us to go to The Burger Joint all right we going to B we're meeting at the Burger Joint see how we're at the Burger Joint that's where we're meeting here at the Burger Joint wow it actually is a burger joint oh I've remember this I've ever seen the Crusty Crab on that SpongeBob TV just like it except it's different colors this one called CR the is Burger bikini botom can we go in where's the where's the attendant all right listen to me pay attention damn it all right we're going to have to we got some things to do all right so we don't have anything right but they're coming they're coming to get us right now but they're going to bring the money never mind sh play it cool my man okay welcome to aisle of burger vacuum cleaners out here where are you hello I hear you over there i' love to be able to hear you are they on the Roof oh my God that guy just jumped off the roof oh my God why is why are they jumping off the roof are these people we supposed to be making to deal with I'm going take this guy's gun though oh good get the gun hold on I'm going to call who who are they because they're not around anymore oh [ __ ] all right I'm trying shooting come on shooting oh I'm trying trying to tile free we are oh my god I've been looking for you guys see oh you can actually talk now you're goddamn right AR you wait is there any way I can make you guys louder uh you can turn up the whole volume of the entire game yeah you can turn up all the vacuum cleaners too that's all we get we you get half voice and then 90% vacuum cleaner hey you want to get in the car no idea what the [ __ ] is happening all right well I'm in hey is that keep making the vacuum joke that's all I got right now guys that's all I got one second mom I don't have anything else besides the vacuum cleaner bit what do you do I'm a prostitute yeah obviously is this a car or is this a canoe hey can we can we turn back around the the people we're going to meet with are just arrived at that Burger door it's really awkward I want a gun too pimp listen Yeah Yeah clean I think my game crashed I have no idea what the [ __ ] is happening no that was it all right James dud bug bug Sal join the join quick Jo teams join team join the team join team join team get on Goldman Goldman is the good team James dud gold join Goldman hi welcome to [Laughter] Goldman who is this that was good welcome to your first day of work all right we got listen we we got stuff to do here we got who wants to be phone guy you want to be phone guy I want one person is responsible for the phone one person responsible for the floppy disc one person responsible for the briefcase no that no you put the floppy disc in the briefcase that's what they that's what they want you to think can you you can't put disc in the briefcase heed himself yet damn it [ __ ] you the disc goes in do I have to [ __ ] do everything all right what put it in there why don't you just put it in the in the case there guys I like to wear it as jewelry how do you do this I'm Goldman I'm Goldman of Goldman is it e gold I'm gold that's me I'm okay here we go why do you think I have this boss boy all right I got it it's in the briefcase hi I haven't been talking this whole time but I'm talking now hey all right well now welcome to talking town you're the driver me around thank you very much I I'm I'm proud to be a Goldman a fellow Goldman and I'm a good driver Happ smile yours all [ __ ] this might be sexual harassment but I'm proud to be here come on we going to get moving or what he knows how to drive this is [ __ ] freaking me out you all right you got something to say I you make me okay take a right wipe that SM off your face right now okay we'll be I just made partner all right [ __ ] you you work for my dad okay well your dad your dad pays like [ __ ] so that's all right with me what's going on hey guys why are you fighting he didn't he called me not a true Goldman you know how much that sucks heing that who's driving the that is a exactly quote what you said should I just throw the briefcase hey no don't oh my god oh [ __ ] they're coming around boys wait was that a decoy mad about their I forgot to buy a gun guys wait we have to buy guns since when do we have to buy guns whoa somebody drive somebody drive the car somebody drive the car we still have our briefcase we're fine leaving the I do I have the briefcase I do it's all right I still have the documents sorry this is just there's like no RH a reason with this whole game I'm right behind you get in get in wait let me in there I was so scared boy come on let's get out of here what are you are you holding a microphone are you doing a bit on TV no this is a magazine are you a live newscaster this [ __ ] C is so loud easy easy easy sorry guys I'm I'm I'm a little dead I thought this guy was supposed to be the best in the business D give them a call and find out where they are Dam it s we still got the briefcase don't worry everything's fine I'm not even sure where we're supposed to be going where are we heading I know right not there just keep driving in a circle they never know where we're coming from wait I hear something somebody I hear you and your stupid friend right now some want get out of the car oh [ __ ] see over there we need binoculars why can we hear them from so far away individuals [ __ ] you [ __ ] you hold your fire hold your don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot [ __ ] you I'm Goldman I I'll I'll [ __ ] your business into the ground around I'm Goldman Goldman you're the only one with a gun we just want to make sure you know that give them a call do you think they know that our our briefcases are empty can we make a deal Let's do let's do a switch rout all right so here put here you got the empty one the people in the parking lot switch that one with me hang on yeah let's give him that briefcase hey you guys got any what shut up where's your money we don't we have the no we have the disc we have the disc we have the red disc uh excuse me that's not that's not possible we have Math Blasters do you have number crunchers in there which 1990s video game do you have for PC show show the show it hold on yeah show we here we got [ __ ] number munchers up here on that L and gentlemen wait hey got aand what's in here ah [ __ ] it's empty wait whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm okay I'm fine God damn it I'm all right I'm all right look look wait wait wait I got number munchers I got number I got number munchers I am not I'm not a threat I think I think I think you missed your ride inside this briefcase is one of the most classic 1988 PC games ever made all right now give us the D hey waa yeah yeah yeah I know I know just wait just wait we I you got something that I want okay what do you want you understand like I have all the power here I got the briefcase do you have a briefcase I mean but we got guns we have the disc too we we still have it do you have a briefcase uh back in the parking you used to have a briefcase this is genuine leather genuine leather made with only 4% polyester so you know that it's high quality you can fit pretty much anything in here you can fit a disc in here you could fit uh food in here if you really wanted to I'll so like just for just just to show you a little bit of a demonstration here you have a briefcase just like this one you have a disc just like this you can just easily put it in close it up and you you've got yourself a business meeting right for the businessman on the go see for instance like you you get in your car like this this this this is purely for demonstration purposes you understand like I'm in the car now and I'm going to go take a trip to New York City right at as a businessman like you you're a businessman aren't you you're [ __ ] it's over I win I won hello again where do you buy a weapon hello gold I got I got a character this time I'm going to be like dumb dumb big dumb idiot guy from the Looney Tunes that's my character I'm too broke to buy anything that was my only gun that which way do we buy a gun B okay I think you're press tab my son thinks so my dad who wants to drive the car I want to drive the car dude I'm I'm I'm going to I'm going to be so irritating this my real dad was evil conal did you know that it's the guy that jumped over the cars right yeah he jum The Bu oh no no no we can't fit in here we can't fit in here get that car we're going to go park the car in your office can we fit through there you think oh I don't think you can fit through there little tight back it up the crew is 50% big stupid cartoon dumbass and the other half is cartoon cartoon businessman m is on the phone you guys hello Burger do okay I'm going to kill the B this is gold I'm going to kill the B business right now how do you not know my name okay we going to kill the boss I'm going to try my best don't try too best oh we're going to kill the [ __ ] oh my God why why why why why I'm okay W I'm okay we're going to find these asshol they don't want to do business with us they know we don't have [ __ ] we got to we got to show them we do have [ __ ] we have guns yeah we're going back to cartoon idiot that's easy for me to do V diesel V diesel the what wait play again yeah I'll do that that's good thank you hey what easy oh turn around I think I saw that sign turn around turn around remember that movie where I couldn't see all right everybody free oops wait they went inside FL where they are hey you're not at the big buck he hung up on I think this is a rules it's a trap boss yeah I think it's a into a trap yeah this was one time when I was in a trap in one of my movies one of you three is working with ended up going and then I took him over there and then we went like shot him that happened in my one of my movies remember that one hey be the best you can and put your pedal in the metal what is this guy [Laughter] don't play in traffic to play this game younger called Running traffic all right they they said they're coming we're just going to hang out for a little bit any a second these cars are going to start moving it's a red light you just wait the button oh here they come here they come oh no we lost the gold R oh no that we have an objective I think we lost one over there let me go check on my all right wait where's the phone I'm about to start [ __ ] screaming at somebody like let me see that [Music] phone that was a full team wipe I just wanted the [ __ ] phone I wanted to talk to somebody bug yeah where where the hell was this where was this whole cool thing going on I want to do an altercation guys like that game [ __ ] Goldman's all suck Goldman's always do the same thing we walk around don't find anybody and we all died and we just scream about how we're from the gold we the human equivalent of [ __ ] seagull we just walk around and squawk and then die let's go to The Burger Joint we the Goldman that's been our Arc every time you died because you broke character no I was trying to get into character and that's when I died I was going to get on the phone and talk what the [ __ ] are they doing how are they still alive they been w at the big bu the whole time they're probably at the the burger place cuz it's the only place they know looked over I didn't see anyone in there I looked turning it really is the only place I think they're actually looking for yeah they're looking for he doesn't know that we all died I think we got to do one of those murder suicide look there no no no they're going to see we're right there just turn around and you'll see all of us they don't know they don't even know all you're [Applause] somebody just needs to look at the lick your a that's too bad all right let's not let that happen this time something dumb yeah I agree let's just he what do we why do we why do we never have anything you get one M get off the phone you got to talk to the gold godamn it here we go hold on I got this I gave that to you anybody picking wait was that oh wait wait they're calling me I thought that was the dial tone I thought hello right I'm hey Goldman my man what's happening how are you good to talk to you you guys want to do a little bit of business eh yeah actually it's good you called cuz really been been dodging my phone calls it seems oh no we weren't dodging your look we were on the call with the with o you know and they they're a little bit desperate you know they don't got much money they if you guys what you saying what shut up do they have the green GI come on not you okay one one at a time please okay first of all you know who you're talking to right you're talking to the [ __ ] Goldman nobody has a it's a limo gold I didn't mean I was DED at you you pay attention to me when you're on the phone with me you understand what is it you want do not disrespect me like that again or it's going to be your [ __ ] head crack on the side of a road okay y I hear you loud and clear all so first of all if you didn't know the Goldin have a survival rate of at least three minutes Lio limo you can't put that up against anybody else so first of all where we meeting we meeting somewhere in particular meet us meet us at the arcade w we just drove by it meet us at the bank meet us at the mall meet us at the friendly petly what about big bucks gun shop that sounds pretty good let's he you [ __ ] slow down we're trying to meet somebody will pizza or want of a pizza you know guys do you want pizza would you rather have pizza uh I'm going to have to call you back I think that's you is that you no that's can you see me I'm waving my hand right now can you see me what happened what end did I die what happened I only have 600 bucks I have 600 what the hell is going on what the hell that's what I'm saying we were this close we were this close okay guys let's uh let's get back into character 3 two one action same deal okay keep it up that I everything's everything's going great you guys are doing great job okay here we go we have to sell that disc gold [ __ ] gold okay good work anybody picking up your call they call me [Music] hey sorry but I think we got disconnected last time something you are you in like a dead zone are you in a dead zone right now oh yeah I think went through a tunnel that was it we we went through a tunnel too at the same time you're going to bring the stuff to the one six of a pizza slice is that what we're doing yep that sounds good I will see a one6 of pizza slice in about 3 minutes 3 minutes might take us a little bit longer forication you know what do you actually have what there is it it's it's a loot box it's an OverWatch loot box there might be a rare skin in here so you just need to be ready for that okay okay okay okay coming sorry okay see at6 pizza slice in probably 2 hours okay you [ __ ] idiot you understand what the [ __ ] is going on here I'm on the phone with goddamn xax I'm not getting out of this car you don't need damn it I got to make a [ __ ] phone hey uh you might be able to hear a little bunch of [ __ ] in the background can you come to bridge 4 it's got I think yeah hey this is you right yeah we're we're uh yeah so thanks for coming you can hang up we don't have any gun are briefcases what don't you understand about that we have nothing oh we have a briefcase sit right in his hand just show them what's in there show them the good that's a mccre I I don't even know what's going on I have no [ __ ] idea what's happening why are we all is this VR chat that's what it feels like I you somebody shut that [ __ ] car up all right uh can can we get out of the car I feel like we're having this meeting in a blender oh my God here comes another one watch it watch out how about I'm about to end thise just park it right here oh my god get the get the [ __ ] out of here how do do reload the gun going to ground [ __ ] I need to take the magazine out of this one swap it around okay put this one down it's get the magazine out oh my [ __ ] Lord still I'm still figuring this out okay there we go all right where is he where are these bastards where's gold having which Mr Goldman are you looking for there's four of us we're going to still alive still alive still alive the body he has no idea what he's doing my God look at him he's whing away he's bleeding those guns were never loaded he never he didn't know how to load the gun it's [ __ ] hard man he has a gun on his back surprise [ __ ] all right oh my God this guy is nothing what the [ __ ] is this guy doing what is this guy doing here what are they going to do with him I'm sure driving this will be very easy there's no way he knows how to put [Laughter] reverse you don't know how to do reverse it's hard I think I think it might be J Ken what are you doing you take one of these cards why is he walking around like he's holding his pants up forget your belt he's going to play K's about to play Frogger in about 5 Seconds no he's just going to take one no figured it [Music] out okay if he died that would been perfect we even supposed to bring this stuff okay all right at least there he goes again what the [ __ ] he's dead wait what did he die he's dead oh God he [ __ ] died there fell too busy hold his where monoto or o just me I'm going to go on the one that sounds like a cryptocurrency that sounds like the M all right hey welcome to OSX welcome to OSX hey can you give me a tutorial on how to how to work at OSX please yeah me too sure follow me okay I'll take you into my office guys yes I am the boss actually take a seat go ahead take a seat you don't have any furniture yet what what this is a true startup sit down okay all right we're a startup cryptocurrency don't you know what you're signing up for no bean bags or anything we're just just sit in the floor nice man no Outlets too you guys are really such a start up here no Outlets yeah we bring our own battery charger you know how yeah that's green real Green Man real green I like that is this an adult daycare what is this this is kind of like Google but without the oo so it it's G it's all G let me take you to where we store the money how could we uh Implement Bitcoin into this company can our product be good feelings good feelings yeah like that when I come back I just want to sell Good Vibes you know yeah that's what we're all about can when you leave a message after going you guys all have styrofoam the whole entire building's made out of Styrofoam I heard like going green yeah do we do all about g& G here at G that right GG a good one that's a good what a startup we are you making a phone noise what is this all right gold I was doing a voicemail thing works for a tech comp want them if you don't pick up the phone and you leave a voice voicemail it makes them seem we sound like we're really busy right now all right so now I'm going to call back BOS I hear a phone outside someone's outside make sure I have a weapon here we got the tiny little pistols in this company cuz we like to we like to keep it light well no we we shoot celery bullets so yeah we like saving money why is there a big white bar above your head heavy yeah what do that mean that means he's a B I don't want the phone I don't need it I can't wow yeah hello this is O greenest company you hear me I do how are you who is this this is O greenest company in ah all right all right all right good work look at all this money oh my God what are we doing with the money's you know saying green company two meetings double meeting there you know what I'm saying guys we need to we need to get a disc from Goldman boss when you get can you call Goldman boss and ask him about the offer them one stack and we keep the rest for ourselves how do I reload again tell them that right now you're talking to me do I have a phone magazine here you're the one that works the phone I'm the okay just I'm just making sure I had both what the goldx here do you have don't mind me I'm just you know forget it we have a lot of money to buy [ __ ] Jesus I'm trying to put the money in the free G I'm just trying to put the money in the briefcase I'll drive this time okay sure the phone's not working yeah I'm really proud of you lately you're really showing a lot of progress in this company I think you're up for a promotion promotion ah me a promotion that's so cool nothing guys come on in well I give 110% you know what mean where we going do we actually have a deal making here somebody want to get on that phone and figure out what we're doing hello hello second gear just make sure you guys know I'm I'm very transparent with my driving okay there we go now it's ringing now it's springing we're good we're good hold on hold on hello we just crashed transparency we're to weet up where should we meet him up what do this look like urn urn that kind of sounds like my app I'm working on it's going to be like an Uber and lift competitor we have the money we have we have money know this is the perfect time to enter that market I think I think so too third you want to meet up a third [Applause] angle okay you what may Museum all right me you the museum you have the I don't know how to break well it went where's the meet up what are you doing at the museum at the Museum we're going to the museum oh the museum I love the museum we know where that is no no okay great let's drive around till okay just wait a minute so how the U-turn app is going to work is you end up getting in the app and you connect to somebody that's currently driving a car and then what you're supposed to do is okay there you give them directions for where they're trying to go so I'm going to give you guys a little bit of a tutorial so go ahead open up your uh your U-turn app please and give me directions because I just I connected to you through the app let me take out my phone okay okay so well uh hello urn I'm looking for a place to go friendly make sure it's friendly to the museum please to the museum please U-turn pick up U-turn please pick it up hey uh where's the museum at our GPS is down right now thank you u-turn hello this I know holy [ __ ] you turn I think driver hello excuse me your turn where do I go from here current location U-turn u-turn on the wrong lane U-turn we're on the wrong lane wait what it's in U-turn which lane am I in hey hey just got hurt oh okay hey hey get him to the mall again meet at theall did you guys use the U-turn app man use my referral code uh http.get $20 if you sign up I get $20 too guys with the bo hey you're bleeding you're bleeding that's okay I lo eyes with the boy no I started deeply into his green eyes why am I bleeding he feels lost in mine and suddenly my blonde eyes mix with his green eyes into a singular form of color it's beautiful I'm going die I see what goinging and we start thinking of an entire world together like we've known each other for years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and you're finally happy because you don't need anything else than me and you in this moment because we could be anywhere baby and we'd be happy excuse me um in all the world's problems do you have a bandaid Ur to give me a briefe full of money I'm going to die do anybody have a Band-Aid quick I'm alive I'm alive oh what I got a everybody a bandaid wait make sure you use my referral code u-turn. org SL JJ 815 just make sure my kids get that $20 referral it's important and we keep staring everything chaotic around you get $20 and I get $20 we both get $20 it's a deal he not dead I pick up the gun he's getting away oh I'm fine come everything this is like what happens if you put a bunch of birds in a cage you know how many birds get like you know okay look let's talk you know when you go to the pet store let's go in the sky for this point you know when you go to the pet store and inside of the pet store you got the lizard cage you got the the fishes go you keep going down there's the dog food and then this the bird cage with 15 Birds inside the cage and it's just like they're all like running into each other and like biting each other this is just the pet cage bird house the pet store bird cage see look at some bird just threw a car out the [Applause] window oh get away with that you like that that he not you like that huh hang let me reload I'm going home I dis like it or don't like it don't even bother Looking Back Kid don't even bother I'm I'm going to die he's going to get hit by he's he's going to get hit by this car that wait no he it went right through he's a ghost alive like a [ __ ] car didn't kill him but oh Lord hello hello hi hey how are things how are you you doing good oh I'm you're talking to me talking to yeah yeah yeah what you know you can do this okay ready 1 2 3 yeah show me how do you do that that looks so much that looks so cool that looks so cool check me out baby check me out yeah man all right everyone load up AKs ammo AKs [ __ ] arm to the teeth and ready to bash let's go oh I'm getting call I'm getting call getting call I'm getting call hello gold man the [ __ ] is going on here my favorite businessman what can we do for you I think you got the door close yeah you guys mind if I play some music want to say hi yeah I do no music oh you can have my disc baby all right where you want to me no you can play music I just I just got a little angry there sorry sorry about that the print hey boys have you ever heard of The Print Shop the print print shop The Print Shop no brand name brandless Print Shop pharmacy we know where a pharmacy is Radio Goldman wait we just passed the other guys all right wait where we going again babies lawn mower s Ser baby's lawnmower sale what head towards Goldman keeping it local all right we're in the mall we're going to keep it [Music] local we are perfectly fine by the way I love the Scooby-Doo Fred Flintstone peel out sound that's what happens when Fred Flintstone's legs are spinning underneath baby bu all right guys head left from the Goldman vase we're going to go to baby's lawnmower sales service all right baby lawnmower s Service oh baby's lawnmower okay the yeah park in the back you don't want to see anybody hey you is this a window service or come in the come in the door come in the door real quick I'll together at once so I can do something okay I mean that yeah that that that that makes complete sense of course let's all go together at the same time hello well well well if it isn't oxs oh he just sorry they startled me a little bit make a deal that's that's all I got yeah it's just me by the way you guys could you guys are kind of running the show but I do got this briefcase what's in the case man deal we offer you uh we'll take your briefcase and you can leave okay where's Now where's the disc though well that's we don't have that's kind of that's a funny thing we don't actually have the D this is this is a rose and you fell for it are you a car or are you human the motorcycle that's a code word that's a code word call all right what about this one you you guys like this one you like him around huh yeah I like him wait what you what what are you saying who are you pointing at yeah well I got some guys right on the phone I can deal with all y think server crashed hello oh [ __ ] he pressed he pressed the kill server button on the [Music] phone what's the command to do the [ __ ] Calvary Speed Run we have 27 seconds to do it hold on we have to restart get me in here I'm very confused come on I got to do something crazy in 8 seconds I have 8 seconds to do something [ __ ] crazy quick wait why is it still going check this one out trying to straighten it out straightening it out okay okay okay okay got it [ __ ] oh wa are we going are we moving yeah we can move I think the end up in the middle of this but oh all right that's fine uh this is going to be a little bit of a challenge to get out of here no one got the phone needs so close so far go go go go go it's it's you know the phone is the Catalyst here every time the phone gets involved the ser goes down okay let's just start calling random numbers who cares hello uh yeah this is just uh Goldman making sure that we have a connection here in the server uh yeah I can hear you loud and clear clear sir cool how's it going good just want to make sure we have uh the our data package is working uh yeah yeah it's working sounds good C crystal clear I can hear you good cuz how about how about you and me go get a oh hold on the compression sounds really really loud over here uh how's about we how's about we go get a burger no you want to meet the burger place the gold love that the Goldman love going to get burgers it's our favorite thing in the world all right I would love to meet you there yeah [ __ ] all these other guys establish a bit bit more of a connection get to know each other [ __ ] it's gone are you [ __ ] with me I literally wished you a happy birthday when I first joined in here I said Happy Birthday what the [ __ ] dude who the [ __ ] did you think I was whose birthday is it happy birthday whose birthday is it you can't leave me on a cliffhanger like I'm the only Goldman oh go fine [ __ ] it I'll show you how a real Goldman does it guys I will be the only sole proprietor of the Goldman Fortune where's the phone show you how it's [ __ ] done yes who is this uh [ __ ] [ __ ] all listen hey I I know that you you lost your acting gig at Charlie Brown yeah I know I understand [Music] it's it's it's tough you know but you know wait I'm taking the money I'm taking the money to the godamn I'm calling somebody else this is hey this is Goldman uh don't call uh Mon monado it's a it's a [ __ ] Charlie Brown adult and we don't you can't even talk to it uh so anyways I got I got cash what means I can't talk to huh a this whole town is full of [ __ ] idiots look I'm on my laptop right now and I'm trying to figure out I'm trying to trade some stocks at the same time where are you going to be where going to be that o you're at ox's headquarters all right I'll be there I'll I'll be you know what I'll be there in about 2 minutes you just stay oh [ __ ] okay oh hang on I got oh [ __ ] how did this happen oh my leg what the [ __ ] what I was just using a laptop counting my money talking on the phone and obstructing my vision how did I get in a [ __ ] car accident oh God damn it where are those headquarters open in this [Music] St who hey hey where are you guys what's happening holy [ __ ] we're doing a [ __ ] C scw I'm trying to find out I got a briefcase full of money and I got two people that can't even talk to me an accident on Main Street can you come get us accident on Main Street are you all right I I don't know I can't get out of the car I can't drive my car we having a real hard time we can trade you whatever you need just come help us okay can you scream real loud so I can know where you are cuz I it's very loud out here screaming really loud all the time okay I'll come find you Main Street you said what what what's the nearest Landmark oh no they're looking at me in the window I'm coming please come quick I'm coming I have no idea where the [ __ ] they are I have no idea [ __ ] they are wait gotanda for me you gotanda and Goldman is here to save the day help Goldman Save Me You get in the car the one Goldman is the one true Goldman is here I'm being pushed hold on I fell out get on in I tack the I'm in I'm in all right get in get in that I'm driving got me no wait they took your car what is that are you guys are this this are you guys all the same team yeah hold on a minute this is I'm going to get to the bottom of this [ __ ] are you hello hey I think you just left me and my friend uh I just came I'm Goldman by the way they won Goldman the only Goldman that's in this town and you just almost hit me you almost ran right into me I want to make sure that no no I saw that yeah my bad I didn't see you there in the middle of the street oh you you [ __ ] [ __ ] let's go and get the car this is just like in a movie when you and I are from completely different Romeo and Juliet backgrounds and we end up saving the day together you know what I'm say what I'm saying I love cannot be denied get I know what you're saying oh man the r the monats and the capul lands and then and then over there are my evil parents they don't want this but we want it we're going to make it happen so come they're looking they're judging us get in that car check this out hey buddy thanks for the Tony award go get the doctor go get the oh you killed my parents man that's so [ __ ] hot look at that he's covered in glass and eviscerated make sure you take those guns [Music] yeah bullets is still in here just checking [ __ ] [ __ ] hey you you want to be in charge of the briefcase yeah I can take that oh that's a [ __ ] lot of money yeah that's a lot of money that's Goldman money that's gold backed money why do you think the last don't you dare I I wonder I did that like a long time ago if you I knew that I had that much money sorry about that yeah no you should just P me that welcome H boy I thought we were doing Romeo and Julie I thought we were Romeo and Julie around I was lied to where is this music coming from who's playing this music I can't get away from it can we turn off like the the $14 Target toy now time to get back back in a funny funny guy mod funny type of funny mode hey hey how you guys doing how's it going there who wants cheese oh yes now what now what was that for what what is this for what are you doing have you guys lost your damn Minds I thought he was on our side does he know who he's messing with now put the disc in the tray we've lost a Goldman now it's now we have three gold up into the case see Let's Make a Deal all right I got the phone Let's Make a Deal see here here take the phone where's the phone at let me see it behind you make some calls sir calls right here oh there it is okay let me take it yeah yeah let's get it sir for getting a phone call well hello there good morning morning who's this hello can hear me across the phone there I can hear you I just what do you want I really can't hear you and I'm going to need you to start speaking real soon otherwise I'm going to call the other guy for what they have is that okay with you yeah where uh I'm picking where are you from now my boys are giving it their all I can't really hear what you're saying so I'm I'm asking where you from I'm picking up an accent I feel like we're might be from the same area yes you are uh my my accent is actually from the great state of New Pennsylvania Georgia actually oh well that's funny that's a madeup state uh I didn't think now I don't trust you at all I I would have taken Texas I would have taken and this by the way this ain't even my real accent either you understand wa what you talking about now boy I'm talking about making fake from new Pennsylvania Georgia all because you believe it's made up and it's not well that's very rude to you I don't appreciate your tone of the way you're treating me all my people so I'm going to get on down off this goodbye why don't you come let's meet them here we'll meet him here hello who is you uh hey yeah come on out to The Burger Joint we got a deal to make and you can't miss it it's one stand no no no hey bud let me tell you you call the number if you just back back away from don't put me on hold please don't put me on hold please I'm on [ __ ] hold representative I got [ __ ] what hold [Music] back how do I still on hold I representative hello zero how do I press zero zero hello hello hello yes this is Jim from Tex hi yeah I'm calling I'm having trouble with my car I'm having trouble with my computer car I don't know if you can help me out here car trouble I need to link you one second sir yeah okay put me on hold again hello yeah hi I just got hello yes yes this is Carl from The Cooking Center no no no I'm I'm look I wanted to do the text report I'm looking for a representative to help me with my internet car I'm having problems oh supp yes all right I have to make you sir I was just there you don't have to connect me I was just just if he's sitting next to you in the boiler room that you're both in God damn it h hi that H friend all right that you want oh don't you do it all right we be safe here they keep putting me on hold guys I'm sorry I'm trying to get a hold of them I've been routed four [Music] times and they [ __ ] hung up on they just they just work their way around things am I right I i' I've been red three times this is the problem this is the problem with America now you understand you call here you do you take it you try to get through to somebody give me the phone yeah you talk oh man you call a company you get put on hold hello watch this hello my client here uh was calling you he said that he was having some trouble with his computer car yeah I was having problem he been rerouted multiple times and uh I'm I'm starting I'm starting to wonder if you guys are even worth calling anymore they tell them it's a new car as well brand new it's a brand it's a brand new it's a brand new four four four-door sedan you know it's blue all right now it's just I'm on hold you were lying to me up did you even call the number why would yeah I did God damn it this is the last time I'm going to call these [ __ ] I swear to God why don't we go over there and show them a lesson well there okay uh this is the last time I'm gonna call and I'm just gonna come find you so uh listen to me if you V want to find me sir I will find you I'm I'm gonna find you I will right now I will get my tech support one way or another I will get my tech support all right you on phone you think you on phone with Tex support yes that's the number I've been calling call surely for that hold on don't don't I'm going to throw the phone in the garbage don't do it not happen all right uh new we need that no we need that we don't need that we need the briefcase though that's got stuff in it yeah oh you dropped the briefcase yeah I was I was angry that's got the good I was infuriated I get I get it you're angry they put me on hold too I'm a little bit angry get our Tex support can I load my gun on here them hello oh I hear a phone I hear a phone I hear a pH sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky I got the [ __ ] briefcase in my hand hey hey he wait wait somebody take the briefcase for a second take the briefcase take the briefcase I got I got you I don't want your gun I already have one okay got got good are they in here we got the briefcase grab another one yeah open it grab them both open it that one's empty that one empty okay go let's go guys I'm sorry I have to do this I'm sorry I'm sorry like it's part of me it's part of my it's part of my blood part of my body yeah get [ __ ] you know what get in the car go go go go go go go go [ __ ] losers step on it go [ __ ] hold on you got go you locked the door on me I can't get in all right get go a [ __ ] oh my God all right wait somebody get the where's the phone you dropped the phone I died the phone's on the ground God damn it a so we have no communication with the other guys hey uh we can't turn on the car you have the key yeah um oh they get out of the driver SE God damn it truck on [Music] what why I think okay am I even in the driver's seat who's in the driver's seat there is no driver's seat it's just a giant [ __ ] sand it's a it's a it's a cat litter box what the [ __ ] driver seat right there okay we let's get out of here who's driving the car I'm driving got get out [ __ ] there's so much traffic [ __ ] I accidentally dropped the key out the window hold on found them here there they are wait I got to get the key to the car [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is the goddamn I don't even have a gun where's the key I threw them both out the window I don't know where it is let's play dumb here oh my back can't move around like I used to oh it hurts good brother I just there no no Rhyme or Reason this ow hey who hey guys oh I I hit by a car over there sorry I am looking for my keys all right dud have you heard the good word the good word what happened excuses me you ever heard no I'm just trying to find my damn Keys guys just hold on hit by a car hit by a car yeah I don't know who did it it was one of those randoms well we got to get to the hospital you should get right in I hope you don't mind my music back to the base yeah us we us guys us guys here in the black suit black Su that's right you mind hey what what is it called uh guys do you guys know what it's called when a um when you go to a bank and you have to give them something to get a loan you know what it's [Music] called if I was to take a if I were to take a loan out what would I need to give them in return for the [Music] loan what what was that again I don't your resume no no no like if I if I have to put I have to put something up for the bank to be able to do it a down a down payment no a down payment almost collateral that's that's right hold on I'm leaving Goldman hey hey do we let's exclusively do business with I'll the other guy exclusive business are we all going to try to get in the same car y let's all get in the same car okay can we fit everybody in one vehicle so much thank you all right um well I'll talk you later we getting in the van where are we going I'm going in the van the van let's do the van right if you want bring the phone so you can do business have atin hello you're coming for me guys they said they're coming for us where are they who is they he said he's going to come all you're going to come all don't come all over me who whoa whoa whoa whoa hey cutie how you doing oh my God he just said he was going to come all over all of us you're Bill i p a lot don't when I look at you I don't know who that was they they're coming for us and they're going to come on us DAV you're looking Aw cute from upside down who you're David right got too many of you I I I need we need some different hair color here I got we got blonde blonde blonde what do you want to do with all the people with blonde hair you want of them around oh just say it's hard to determine who's talking what you talking I hear him and you he talks and I hear you oh yeah no no no no so so what do you do what do you do to Sol that problem uh well nothing at all oh really you sure dude hold on wait minute you even have blonde eyes you have blonde eyes how did that happen I don't want to hear it from you it's it's contact it's cat contact L you know oh he's doing he's doing one of those like Halloween costume contest things yeah yeah he's never took we revers okay all right okay didn't really clear the jump huh wait don't jump out don't jump out JP [Music] out I think he dead you looked away for a second what happened uh he was trying to back us over the edge so I got out of the car and I happened to be on the side that was over the edge like that and I fell now you got got it it's only one wheel hey the all right looks like he's about to spray paint the back of his car oh he's [Music] [ __ ] H well there they are [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] he's down he's down he's down he's down he's down [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what a maniac wait I need that there's a dead gold here oh my [ __ ] god why stop coming on my oh that's King from the stairs the stairs from the stairs get oh come on take them all no no he's dead yeah oh can I drop a scud missile on this right now I think they're the only guys left now you're really yeah there's nobody else no why hey um what oh I'm beding from places it was for a bit I'm sorry all right guys let's be cool now right we're all cool calm down okay yes I'm cool I'm cool we're all cool cool we're cool I'm a no that's a that's a guy that wasn't even the same guy a wait what is anybody still alive I I can't live like this I can't live like there he goes he's going to go over he's going to go over he going to get out of here he can't even oh that would have been funny if he couldn't do the jump all right you guys feel a new game yeah all right just stop in Discord and we'll figure it out so we're probably going to move on to play a different game we're probably going to play that SCP game and if my internet oh hopefully the internet stays on play that for like an hour or so probably I've never played this before it's SCP something I have no [ __ ] idea but give me like a minute so I can figure it out I'll be right back

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Published: Fri Apr 26 2024