Jerma's Best Of Star Wars

I don't know it's a pet or something a petet we go Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy I think I I I make a actual uh Star War right why did I use that as a noun like it was a person I feel like if you can't play a human because that's just like making a human in uh World of Warcraft like oh I'm on my like eighth character I guess it's going to be another human no you don't want to make a human just be greo I don't want to be greo okay I think this one all right so that's the head torso I I don't want to make any more World of Warcraft references but this is all like starter gear this is like level one tabard TRV level one tabed nonhuman rodian male I made my own Guild I haven't even gotten the 10 signatures yet and I tried to make my own tabern tabern whatever I'm going to make wild jokes today I guess relax relax relax oh wow you made a world of warcraft joke again oh man hold on which one of these do I want all right I kind of want the kazoo yeah this thing you go and you can put it in your mouth and be like what do I I don't want to be like the Luke Skywalker look I don't I'm not going to do this I maybe I am orange is kind of cool although I would probably have like it would probably be yellow or white no no no no no no of course it wouldn't I would have the dark saber it's only one and it's mine I would use it I would be that would be my blade oh here we go Star Wars you can't DM C A this stream because it's in a video game not a real fucking movie you can I've read all kinds of friends about how this works and this is allow wait why is this like Harry Potter does this happen aren't you excited we're going to be Jedi learning the ways of the force building a lightsaber of course you already have one I'm going to get one of those stupid training Sabers and I wouldn't worry about that wait what I talk I can't help it I want to make a good imp I'm not silent protagonist seem really nervous I'm not supposed to I'm not supposed to have this why do I have this what's your name Jaden so where'd you get that lightsaber well it's kind of a long story I found myself on hold on wait what that's the noise you make when you have a wedgie not the fucking plane is going down Jaden hey I'm stuck can you help hold on Raj I'm on my way all right to the temple oh watch out we've got I don't know what are the what Jen see if you can make your way around there no training I just killed the motherfucker maybe you can use your life to cut those trees down and make a bridge I didn't know I could kill him let's get to the temple do I have a blast maybe I shouldn't do anything put this thing away what why can I hit him pretty cool trick huh I learned that at the didn't go to the academy yet we haven't even stepped in there haven't done one class I watched a few YouTube videos selftaught Jedi from YouTube tutorials hey maybe you can use your saber to make another Bridge hey dick just [Laughter] great let's go why can you die from that so such a shitty Cadet I don't know why like I'm not cool I'm not with it I'm just a guy that bought this so I I I like this was fucking like $445,000 on eBay and I thought it was fake but I was like you know what I'm going to go for it what if it's real holy shit turned out it was real just a murderer on the loose hey maybe you can use your saber to make another Bridge hey what did he not make it he didn't make the jump I am so disappointed that he didn't make the jump you how did you not make the jump what all right go in wait till he's done dude holy shit we suck I'm a great Jedi Mark H right now is like forced TV watching us he's sitting on his couch with what those Force camera pointed at us going man I've got a lot of work to do on these two with all the the Jedi in the jungle it was almost too easy excellent let's actually go over what they're actually doing with their mouths here I'd like to welcome all our new students to the Jedi it's what we what what are we doing holy shit I'm just burning him um teacher teacher teacher we have a problem teacher teacher teacher teacher I don't know what happened to him this should keep you busy till I finish the course so he's cheating so he's the bad guy okay got it oh that's General Grievous P push it's just Tony Hawk oh dismemberment I see it it just is Tony Hawk Underground God damn it that's exactly what this is It's just they don't have skateboards lightsabers the screen allows you to increase any one force Power by a single rank the maximum is third rank click on any light or dark force Power icon to upgrade core Powers cannot be upgraded once the power has been upgraded the weapon screen will be made available return the upgraded power to its original rank click on it again oh here we go go dark side Force grip this is the Darth Vader choke the Darth Vader choke there it is I don't even care that's what I want lightning allows Jedi to hurl devastating electrical attacks out of their hands Jedi launches a single bolt that fires forward do an instant damage holy shit shock him that's it get out of here you're dealing with a Jedi master uhoh Sith trainy he doesn't know that I have Sith Powers too though he's fucked let's see what we got stop told me to stop stop stop my God oh my God I actually killed him I killed him did I kill him this is going to give me like at least like a $50 an hour raise [Laughter] why did he go forward is there wait are there four stairs over here almost fucking fell wait all I see a force oh boy hold [Music] on okay I'm what if I do speed [Music] oh did you hear that I need a health pack somewhere Force Health God damn it I got to go the second that this drops this is going right through your spine you understand I'll give you a little preview yeah what what was that move you have no idea can you do this no you can't so give me the fucking code to get to the main base that's one down that's one down I'm telling you you're going you're going to be in big trouble [Music] oh fed a big game on that one oh that's right I had one HP shit right ow ow ow shit I'm getting too all right it's the shaking camera oh a Sith what it didn't do anything I didn't do anything I didn't do anything what happened H it's right click isn't it fuck come get me Jedi [Music] big mistake oh my God he slit my throat come here let's see what you got just walk down this knock him off knock him off just knock knock him off knock him off knock him off got him goad do a Dodge again Dodge it again careful it's on your right side be careful no es careful ooh that was a good one too careful though yeah's no es huh what's going on with my eyes that in the nose pretty spooky yeah what is that on second I don't know why I thought for one second I thought there was him talking too weak that was bad it was supposed to be didn't expect him to shoot yet go did you what the hell happened hey yeah I knew you let I had to find him guess these Merks didn't want us here you snapping my neck what's going on that's High Praise coming from a w I thought he was just going to spin and snap my neck hey you there thank the force you've come this place is uh oh watch out we've got um work wors oh that guy's gone what was that they introduced that guy last scene just to get him killed by a worm okay where's this next part right there right here ready hey hey oh watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out watch out just give it to me this energy cell should work for the cooling unit am I I'm not safe here just get the other one I'm right here oh shit I what I can't hold more than one oh fuck I got to move now oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he's right behind me he's right behind me [Music] D [Music] comp running out of speed oh no get out oh [Music] oh okay I'm fine it was Morty Muriel oh Rick oh we got to fight we got to fight we got to fight Jawas versus D shoot him do it oh now I understand what they mean when you just have so much power you can't help it it's just you have unlimited power the dark side is just too strong I should electricity in my hands people flying holy shit uh that move is unbelievable this move is incredible that no one I'm unstoppable no one has any chance to beat me no one even the emperor that he can't do this shit they should be concerned about me now because I have actually unlimited power with my lightning I went all into the lightning I didn't even train a lightsaber move I went right for that book in Harry Potter right in the back of that uh room I just opened it up I didn't care about a wand I didn't I don't even have a wand yet I don't give a shit oh the wand chooses the wi I don't I don't care I I don't fucking even want a wand don't I don't even give me one no they'd have to make a new house for me I be so strong you know what I mean oh you're gryffin door Griffin claw a slitherin Jeremy I sit alone at lunch yeah all you have to do I would just have to come in here and hold my hands up like out forward I wouldn't have to do any electricity I wouldn't have to even hurt anybody and people would just be like okay get out of his way get the fuck out of this guy's way we know what he does we know who he is that's SP that that's Jeremy from house Jeremy great even the ja was see they were I chose the side of good I chose the side of good I keep hearing somewhere in my ear deeply like in my brain somewhere I just keep hearing do it I don't know who it is I don't know what they what they're talking about I don't know what they want me to do but I there they're in my head okay maybe just a little he's turning to the dark side no I'm not I can control it really I wish I had more control to launch them up over the okay no you that's just get behind him just distract him just distract him long enough for somebody to come and just butt him in the head of a rifle most powerful being in the universe still has like a soft head so you know I guess that's true no lightsaber what's the lightsaber even for man I don't even need it who cares I don't need a lightsaber uhoh somebody else with exploding hands up there I think I'm not scared I'm not concerned about that like you have good power you have a power too it's for your cosplay that's right you Force fart I don't think I want to do that a force fart is just shit your pants on I'm not no you don't force that's what happens that's a force part and I'm not doing that something's come up we need you back at the Academy all right let's go look Jaden I know better than almost anyone here that the dark side is tempting especially in the middle of a fight you better watch it okay wait wait wait wait he's he's get he's getting concerned Jaden I was looking at how many people you've killed H it's over 50 per Mission maybe uh maybe put a couple points into jump maybe uh to heal you want to go I don't think you know who you're fucking with here do it boss is not going to have any time to even do his monologue right now the boss has seized the cameras here and he's just like oh shit oh shit oh shit he's shuffling papers my my my fucking speech hold on I wasn't ready for this uh how dare you enter my domain without uh asking and without express permission and my rest wrong he's going to he's he's going to know I'm scared hi guys oh you lived look at you you lived not for long what's next how you doing research cool I'm not you get to live because you remind me of an old Pepsi bottle you're an old like Crystal Pepsi you get to live or do you cuz Crystal Pepsi was fucking gross oh it's it's starting to affect me a little I think that too much electricity is starting to affect me my hair standing on in this guy would be running through the halls with this huge static electricity here burnt like ears his clothes you'd have like burnt singed ends of all of his t-shirts and shit that sneaky little Jedi oh is he trying to like block them and just what happened how did he do that don't even matter I'm killing this guy in one hit one earbud Andy don't matter unlimited power go ahead one two three I got I got to get out of the way he's coming he's coming he's coming he's coming man you got to get out of the way he's way more powerful than me and if he's way more powerful than me then we both got to fucking run man well done my Apprentice meet me there uhoh it's The Apprentice ah you must be the saber wielding troublemaker I don't even use that thinged to batt the of ragnos I'm also 30 all right you want to go motherfucker ooh nice job you're dealing with a lightning user oh shit you doing evil laugh or yeah I'm kind of evil too I could I'll P [Laughter] it on the fuck an evil one you're not evil I don't want what do you I don't want that I what do you have in hand I don't want it no stop giving it to me I don't I don't want it I don't want what you have what do you I I don't what do you want hey nothing let's talk you and I should I'm evil too all right I'm going fucking evil one of the story look at all the the light saer shit all over me you are weak no you're weak you piece of shit shit like what do you want anyways what do you want with with the Empire look how about this you're strong I'm strong I know I'm way stronger than you but wonder I just you play dice and see who can win this or maybe we should team up or something you are [Music] oh shit it's a wall what happened oh no you are weak sh everybody just relax I'm pretending to be dead this wasn't going anywhere just everybody relax when she leaves I'm going to get up and we can just go to the fridge and get a snack and shit shh should I hold by breath think should be to see my chest moving no more reload Randy time for Sith Andy a truly powerful Sith Lord Never Dies to prove your power 10 million will be added to the debt each time you reload a quick save that fucking Harry Potter outfit with the lightsaber like what the fuck that's going to cost him a lot of money to fix feel like there's other way you could have just like hid behind a dresser or [Music] something he just hears that while closing the door he's just like what just happened out there move it Jaden I'm coming in [Music] the doy version The Hang so they can't scramble a [Music] support do doy version of dual of Fates [Music] where are we going look out shit get away from me no I haven't saved [Music] it activate order number 66 yes sir right away activate order number six I just did it too I did [Music] it activate Order 66 X remaining side of pickles [Music] it's a Family Guy tier joke and nobody even said it but I said it there's no order in the quote there not it's wait what's the actual quote it's activate Order 66 Execute order number 66 what's the actual quote activate order yes there is execute the line is activate number 66 EX Order 66 that that sounds fake that sounds made up doesn't itn't like that sounds like a fake one Execute Order 66 that I feel like that mine was better what's happening oh Magic Shell what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest all right so I got to go that way don't die from Fall damage hey you there hey you what the fuck was I doing that for I want to do like a cool exit oh my God please J stop you're going to fucking freak me out just stop I'm just trying to rush so much [Music] um wait why what what's happening I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing there were no [Music] instructions wrong way use your lightsaber oh why why am I still alive I'm still alive it's literally a RAC trck okay but didn't say I was going the wrong way when I went this way yeah so what the what what the fuck do I do here have to jump through what oh my God oh my God what happened h [Laughter] just get me the fuck out of here get me out of here I'm in the I can't move get the fuck off the wall why are they all doing this turn up this way oh my fucking God where get get off get off get off get off get off get off get off you turn with the mouse yeah it's like dog shit it's so hard it's so hard it's so annoying to control I can't I my fucking god that guy just fell out of the sky that guy fell out of the goddamn Sky I think I I don't have a nose bleed we have't escaped prisoner inside the main holy shit that was awesome that guy just got hit by his that was awesome I loved it absolutely loved it get in the fucking atst I can't you can't get an atst yes you can yes you can yes you can yes you can yes you can yes you can that's too late I don't need an atsd I have me and I have powerful powerful I'm going to sneeze I I couldn't mute I tried so hard I fucking I I couldn't do it I'm so sorry no I can't I lied I tried to capture it I lied I'm a liar I'm lying I lied I tried to capture it and I got it it sounds like a dog sneeze it's a dog sneeze does sound like a dog where is the saved I don't know Noe no oh nice Ron I'm freaking out I'm losing my mind um okay hold on please just give me a minute guys I promise I won't do this ever again I promise I won't do this ever again okay just let me do one thing and I'll never do it again nice run what I sneeze I'm not allowed to sneeze okay I'm so sorry everybody I I know if you're probably going to be like I'm fucking out of here whatever nice run why I sneeze I'm not allowed to sneeze nice run why I sneeze I'm not allowed to sneeze nice run nice run why I sneeze I'm not allowed to sneeze done I'll never do it again I promise I I promise you'll never hear me do that ever again I will never do that again ever whoa easy easy don't kill me I just stepped on his head why did that work more effectively than Force lightning nice run oh no I did it again I did it again no no no no it doesn't count it doesn't count that doesn't count that doesn't count that doesn't count that's it doesn't count I had to deal what okay all right guess who can do that too I can do that too you choking match yeah I'm a Sith too motherfucker you want to see who's stronger who can choke each other's fucking neck harder put the lights Savers down let's do it our way God give me your best hell was that oh my fucking God was the last save see okay I just went back in time and just surprised the hell out of him he's just like what how dides he know I time traveled and found him relax kid I've seen tubes like this before we can ride them to the top nice ow ow easy how come why can I Can't Take My lightsaber out what's wrong with what's wrong with the lightsaber did I break it why can I not take my lightsaber bro I wonder where this is the batter is dead oh my God Jaden are you okay yeah I'm fine where are you I'm not really sure I'll have to catch up with you go on ahead without me did you hear the Splat that was a cartoon Splat this is a fake person talking to me with a voice changer or something he that was a Splat let's see how good you are let go it's powering up are you serious you dishonorable completely out of the fucking goddamn question that you would do something like that unbelievable demote this guy get rid of him you're going to shoot a guy in the back in the middle of a 1 V1 lightsaber Sith versus Jedi battle are you proud of yourself no honor at all what oh yeah you are yes nodding very good very good I'm going to I'm going to torture this motherfucker when I get over there if you're too weak to join us Jaden then we can't let you stand in our way red oh no it's red oh no it's red wait what happened to the first guy he's just up there he's going to fall he's going to fall he's going to fall guys he's going to fall we're going to all laugh at it he's going to fall you just fall down already I knew was coming it was still funny what did he hit his head on he even laid out for that he didn't need to lay out that far at least Tred to land on your knees and roll man you just went completely belly up on your stomach at least give yourself the opportunity not like cave in your chest is he blue I can't um look I know we're enemies but there's something real look look what's over here are all Jedi we just he goes up and just starts punching did you see that he was like punch punch punch punch punch when's the hacker stream well but just I this that was going to happen it was I they it was a little back and forth I had to do with uh with twitch to make sure that like I could do that uh there was a little back and forth we're still kind of I'm going to figure that out illegal streams are the best streams illegal streams are also what they're called illegal because then I get in trouble and then what do you want me to do do any legal stop playing trumpets in my fucking garage we're going to continue our Sith training we oh wait wait let's give some context here uh the context is uh we we were like about to fight a we're about to fight a monster that's not it's way too loud what was the goal of this holy shit that jump don't eat him don't eat him don't eat him don't eat him please don't eat him oh shit oh you also got Force lightning don't you oh I see somebody else also has the fucking lightning tool in Premiere Pro they are I'm going to all right you're going to you're going to turn into a fucking pinball there goes his fucking head there goes his head there goes it oh my God I could just hold wait why did this holy shit I'm fucking out of here if you wait I have a question for you guys St Star Wars uh Loree heads if you have a red lightsaber does that automatically mean you are a Sith will can you have red lightsabers just cuz you like the color red yes yes yes okay but what if you just like put like red Sith what if you just have like Sith food coloring or something does that could you do that if you had an orange lightsaber and you like just kind of died the like just added a red light into it or something can't stop it I like the color red therefore I'm evil no but hold on we've got a all capitals Lore Master here this is all capitals they were very upset about this no but depending on which lore context it is there is a certain process required to make your lightsaber crystal red which only a Sith would do so you probably wouldn't have a red lightsaber in that context otherwise if it's just a normal Crystal then yeah it's basically team colors but red is only for the Sith team where the Jedi get like six okay so okay what if I had the the kyber crystal that was in front that was orange and then I had like a red LED that I got from Home Depot on top like in front of it oh my God here comes the rancor hey [Laughter] look there's a guy coming behind look it the guy with the two Savers is like oh my god this is my chance this is my chance can I get him can I slice his leg off you will die I get him any El feel like I cut my own head off I thought you would be a challenge that's when you when you're really trying to struggle to learn how to do yo-yo tricks and you sort of lose control when you do like around the world and you kind of you cringe your face up and you go and your mouth curses and you just wait for the yo-yo to hit you in the head yeah that's what happened all right let's get him oh no is he what he's just waiting for his queue why didn't he jump over it he's like oh shit I'm not in place I got to get into my the theater manager is going to be so mad at me I wasn't where I was supposed to be we think these C [Laughter] off his head goes off his head goes that's not what it is it's off with his head no stop bouncing that [Laughter] high uh fuck I'm sorry flish you just get lost so you started dancing around wait [Laughter] hold dance up I literally W no I did the Super Mario thing where you jump and you're terrified and you're panicked about missing a jump you land the jump but then go fuck and jump again when you're right on the edge of the first jump that you actually made so I'm sorry get over here I was in slow motion why was it in fast why was that in fast motion all right now it's my turn fuck off get out of here that's how you get that shit done what about you can I take you out with a blaster rifle ow no no no no no did he just launch those back at me holy shit how are you doing that where'd he go [Music] you can't stop I got it let's kill this guy first There's No Escape when there two the fuck are you doing no I know what that's like though I know what that's like dude it's fucking hard to keep your footing you could have just down okay let's go f8 for the fart and burp mechanic it's real oh cool let me press it that'd be so stupid f8 f8 f8 that's the fucking stupidest thing ever why would they add that let go that's so unfair let fucking go of me Force push Force push doesn't work on people it's not strong enough Jesus all right I'm going to fight you guys on my terms let's go yes it does watch ready Force push wow that was very useful where are you hiding [Music] they can't kill me all right I'm done with these three I'm done with these guys I really am fucking kill them where you going to go where you going to go I'm blocking the door where you going to go come on where you going to go like the big brother the little brother's like trying to get to dinner you you trying to get upstairs you little squirt I try to get sh mom not get up there by the way I'm going to eat your Oreos no you're not you I I'm going to eat all your Oreos dude all right fine you can get through fine go ahead mom we're coming down I'm going to eat I'm going to eat your Oreos you're not going to eat my Oreos I'm going to eat all your Oreos I said Jedi Jedi I was going to say that you really just stepped over on my toes there sorry why are they just CR bubling are these even people holy shit they these guys are popping they're just popping around holy shit I didn't save it no God damn it I was I could interact with that but I just saw I saw red sorry everyone oh that's unforgivable people are going to be so mad at me for that one I was going to I was trying to interact but I didn't oh people going to be really upset that's everyone's like favorite character people love that thing people love that little guy fucking attack him what's going on um okay what you you have a you have an air gun hold on a minute hold on a minute what's this wrong excuse me let me clear this out real quick oh wait that's a that's not a person all right well you kind of were in there you good are you good all right I want you to recite the Rebel Alliance uh motto we will always fight for J you didn't get it what am I doing I put this lightsaber off he's doing the right thing though I'll [Music] give command yeah I informed the commander oh no he did it he actually did it it's for a stormtrooper in the rumble now I guess you're right specifically that sto not that Stormtrooper that Stormtrooper whatever be me back at the Raven claw hffo puff streamer so we already went over this if you say you're a Slytherin you're really a Hufflepuff if you say you're a Hufflepuff you're actually a Slytherin gryffindors are ravenclaws and ravenclaws don't exist we need some more ravenclaws in that story Gryffindor griffindor Gryffindor Gryffindor Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin Slytherin look at it's a snake Slytherin where are the claws House White claw can you imagine the shit face dude sitting there at the Halloween party right and he's drinking white claw and he's got like the Harry Potter costume on hey House White claw yeah all right like Dave we heard it already hey did you know I'm House White claw yes we did and his glasses are broken he's got like there's no lenses in him they're like tilted hey do you know have you seen my wand I that was is expensive I got that thing made at Disney World it was like 200 bucks I love that thing house whiteclaw does the same thing on Game of Thrones night yeah he brings the wine this dude doesn't even like wine he just you know what I got to let me tell you something let me go off I'm going to go off Game of Thrones made a bunch of pretend wine drinkers can I tell you how annoying that is as somebody that's a very a wine enthusiast I've relay the information about B oh yeah I drink wine I drink and I know things oh I love red wine now no you don't you don't you like to drink red wine and like sit there and pretend like you're in the fucking Game of Thrones Universe hey what kind of wine is that it's say I don't know it's red what kind of red I don't know uh it's kind of like Maroon looking but what kind of red wine is it I don't know how dare you drink that in front of me don't be evil right there no well it must be good to be evil sometimes I didn't even say the first part without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes all right I am so mad that I'm getting this many question marks that you did not see the South Park movie that's from South Park the movie that's Satan really come on ow my heart is hurting ow heart attack cuz he's saw Boba Fett holy shit dude oh I get a gun battle with Boba Fett oh shit I didn't win can't we talk about this I don't know why I thought that was so funny I feel like he he pressed too much on the exhaust that he smashed into a wall oh boy there was a t POS into the sky Bo okay Kyle and I have sensed great anger in you Jaden you must learn to control it or it could lead you to the dark side I mean very clearly all of my answers have been dark side when they give you the Jedi personality test I mean if I get just si in Myers Briggs I pretty sure you should know by now why is everybody calling me shit Lord to stop them what is shit Lord so we're going to coron huh not exactly a vacation spot cor shit Lord shit it's the burial place of a whole bunch of Sith Lords if ragnos is resurrected there's noing what he might be able to shit Lord Melvin no that can't be this [Laughter] guy but that it has to be red doesn't it should this be red oh wait that's I again okay hold on a [Laughter] minute no but it it needs that it needs to be red saber color one red saber color what two red oh shit it's Darth Vader close enough yeah we just just they don't see me as an enemy do they no can I even kill them oh no I think I broke the game I can't move suffocating no I can't this it's over the stream has been completely derail I'm just like a trash Camp I mean this just looks like a this is just a Sith Lord pattern one okay wait let me press f8 do they have it too oh they do too holy shit that's so funny here we go take the head off uhoh now I'm I'm light Now power before me I will show you unlimited power I will I'll show [Laughter] [Applause] you did you hear something oh well oh my God it's the fucking Emperor the emperor's in here how are we doing today coming to check and see if you have any skill in the name of the force have we found the Jedi scum that has been walking around aimlessly uh Commander no uh we have not found the Jedi yet Jedi has not been found we are doing our best to find him I think you can do more than that than simply looking whatever have you have you tried looking inside of yourself Commander Green you will find those Jedi and you will bring them to me I want them alive what was that I know where you are what happened wait what just happened player model R2D2 player model Mouse no you can't I crashed the game do player model Jedi Master Okay that who's there will I didn't get a chance player model chewy oh yep okay you are Sith Lord all right I want to stay chewy I don't think Chewy chewy can't use powers if [Music] I shit Master my chest okay I need a second hold on run away run away for a second hold on I can't do Force moves with a chewy I can't heal I need to just get out of this area for a second D he suck chewy sucks chew's terrible okay chew's done chewy can't do anything chewy is terrible he's awful he can't even do any poers I can't even stop why is he doing he can't two Force Powers he can't do anything Boba Fett so I can't hold on Boba Fett player model Boba Fett I did I got it Luke J jar no space ice what is it Sith sword we want Wampa okay the Galaxy will be ours back to chewy oh fucking my God I'm did I win fuck you no just get in there chewy and just Spam and kill them oh my God I'm going to freak out just kill them chewy okay I'm just going to I'm just going to save it as Luke just because his lightsaber is massive ice what the hell are you writing ice wallow what is that noing it's going to explode get off get off get off get off what happened to his lightsaber why am I just beating up the Droid what are you doing Luke I want to go I didn't make it wait I'm still I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm [Applause] good shit I can't get on I'm I can use this holy shit I can wait a minute I can't get in damn it I got it I got it I got it I he can't do anything use your fist fucking god damnn it I need like God mode on I can't even shoot the Blaster why is it walking like this layer model of rocks oh [Laughter] shit oh I just ruined [Music] everything am I going to get to see like one of the final cut scenes as rocks you can't I'm too powerful oh shit no he's gone you can't stop the Rocks talking you can't stop me I can't let you do that beat the game like this I mean I'm I don't I'm going to save it before the fight oh my God that guy got carved up like a turkey this is just cheating all right all right all right going back to Jaa and that's how we're going to do it yeah it's this way all right here we go oh shit is this the no we're not the Jaa it doesn't work in cutcenes oh no she's got me locked with her Jedi Powers her Jedi cement body ah you fiend how do he get out [Laughter] oh no it's okay it's all right we're going to get this back okay I think I've hacked the game I can by the way I can no longer walk but I can jump this is not good he only fell to the dark side because he was scared afraid of dying put away your saber strike him down give in your anger I need a new Apprentice that don't give into your anger rash is telling the truth angel and demon on the shoulders who do I listen to deactivate your lightsaber remain on the P I don't even know what it said Jaden no let go of your anger why should I you yourself said how powerful the dark side was I was wrong no you were weak don't do it oh my God he's going to do it well done Jedi you have become one of us no no excuse me excuse me I I'm I'm my own person Master we will defeat the Jedi and rule the galaxy no you get down you're next let's go wait wait what that was it I just fucking slaughtered her she's two pieces she can't even do her ending dialogue she does she have dialogue at the end I sense the dark side in you Jaden I can't let you pass I will pass whether you want me to or not uh-oh I'm a bad guy now that's right I've got Force lightning the path of the Sith oh fuck off he turns and he's like no the scepter will be mine and this guy over here with the mask on stabs him through the chest it's my scepter this is lazy right like can we have another reason why a villain would become a villain he killed her no that artifact it's going to be mine I will kill anybody that's in my way to get that artifact now it's my artifact holy shit this is like six Jedi versus me this is uh killing each other they can't get in come on you can do it get on in [Music] here take that he clearly just ran and spun it into her head that he wasn't even trying [Music] [Laughter] it would be that easy it would seriously be that simple it would just be like just wave this thing and it's just like like a hot knife through butter it's that's ridiculous who's this that's me don't kill that person pull out yeah that's what I'm trying to do I'm trying to pull these things out okay it's these ones horse pull out make sure you're going to be Force I can't even say it man Force pull out Force I can't say it I'm not going to say it it's too much I'm done okay I'm done I'm done was is a fun this is a fun game this is very fun I'm not I'm not going to put that forward anymore it's too stupid I can't even say it Force protection or Force pregnant why did you do that why did you do that wait he kicked me she had enough of that shit man wait come here come here no shit what happened you won't get okay well you move around so quickly stop is burning this guy's a loose cannon I got to get rid of this guy I had to get rid of that guy that guy was just could not be around from him any longer the force is my Ally [Music] [Laughter] fucking fall down a cliff fall down a cliff already fall down a cliff already oh my god oh he struck he at least got to do that he died with dignity the force fall resident sleeper Mind Trick jump but it's so effective and so easy are weak okay just get up here get up here I'm going to fucking freak out just don't even go that way it's not even worth going that way just go up here oh fucking come [Laughter] on oh you have to remove the Force skin yeah spawn NPC Luke Luke is not a spawn function NPC spawn Luke wait holy wait what it's I'm sorry this what a disaster okay I need to just what's the right way to go holy shit spawn no no I can't I can't can I I can't I can't M trick him I can't stop okay I'm going to stop I'm going to stop this is stupid this is stupid I have Stu this is dumb this is dumb I'm not doing it I'm only going to do one more time where is he oh no down [Music] Fallen Roger that Roger that iming fall joke it just took a little longer than usual it just took a little bit longer but we got it the scepter of orange light Tavon give me oh this is Tavon right I forgot from the very beginning of the game I did not I forgot this person existed I will enjoy slaying you little [Music] she keeps wiggling off of it did I win don't make me Chase you sp the R I can't do that man we're going to be fire Andy I will not cow I can't believe that fucking work before finish it kill me I want like spawn the X-Wing in there Jaden The Lure of the dark side is strong but it will ultimately destroy you it already did fight it rash resisted it you can too you walked into the end of the movie dude what's wrong what's his head pulsating his head's getting bigger what's happening to his character what is happening to him he's mutating I can't even do this oh my God he didn't even say anything we didn't get to talk what am I doing don't just point it at random shit if there's anything I can do to help I will yeah May the force be with you show up 45 minutes ago Luke before he killed 400 people and took everything and almost just killed me you just walked in didn't get my texts I know you have re receipts on I saw you saw it at fucking exactly 3:55 p.m. said help for the love of God he's killing everyone and here you are at 4:50 interesting here we go you grab her please eat her eat her please wait he's still in the cut scene he's still the cut will not cower as I did before finish it who is he attacking Jaden stop don't get in my way it's wait he's blocking I know you're angry but it's not too late to renounce the dark side he him this is just the beginning he ate him fucking hate him he was too afraid to grasp the true power of the dark I need a second then stop me master oh oh oh my God there's nobody here he's gone they're both gone he ate them both okay what happens if I enter oh the game's about to crash hard yeah that game is crashed so stupid you can hear him screaming the first reaction is not why is there a Rancor in this room no he just gets fucking swiped he just fucking screaming feel the force flow between you and the pedestal take a moment to feel it weight oh shit he's insane must why is this white out W Edition your wait hold onit do I have to do this if you are to complete your train uh I don't think I'm going to be able to do this I'm standing here I'm I'm standing right here oh God we have to do wipe out Wie challenge go what the fuck are you doing I hate this the books you know they're they're all right but if you really want to get the whole thing you got to read them all the movie is really condensed everything down way too much I think the first uh so episode four which is uh the Star Wars epis 4 a lost city it's it's like I think the this it's like the middle 30 books like it's like 20 book 20 to book 35 he released all the books out of order to which everyone was like what the fuck is this like it was epod book 20 came out in 197 something like why you see how much that doesn't make any sense when you talk about other pieces of media George is dead oh shit no how come nobody's ever decided to do the strangle to dark you know why wouldn't ob1 just go like this without strangling drop air this do that to the emperor what's he going to do I will electrocute you do the Darth Vader you got an old man by the throat he's not going to be able to shoot you with electricity fuck that dud I would just I instead of using I would just Stone Cold stun people like before you know get him like around the neck like this and then like stun go Bo they would launch up be fucking awesome like as a Jedi you don't have Mana think about that these motherfuckers waste all their time learning how to sword fight like from the 1700s just go like this and throw people off a cliff what's the what what's the point of that just go like this and push a whole Army off a fucking bridge I mean the only thing I can think of that would be a problem in doing this is just the Trope in every single piece of medium a slight nose bleed oh no I did it too long oops I'll be fine in a second why don't they ble from their eyes you really want to give some real gravity to that situation a blood out of the eyes and it's like blood blink blink blink red blood in the eyes and you can't see it's been some time since we've been served stop stop so what what it's I'm having a fun time think you should the shipet everybody wants to see the fucking meme dances so bad you looked theart but let's see some of your moves [Music] God never done this before [Music] like a star you can't stop my shine I'm City my head in the I'm I'm [Music] I'm I'm living now that I'm free yeah now [Music] [Music] now who dances like this I'm I'm I'm [Music] [Music] okay I can see look at that like okay I that I that makes me look bald I'm not though uh let's talk about this for a second if you didn't if you weren't in the pre-stream chat we had a well that you to understand what's going on now you got to understand the history last night I made a bet which was a totally just fun just for fun bet uh in the realm of around $2.5 billion dollar with chat and I was told that if we got to pick the the game today that that debt at least at least $250 million was going to come off that debt and do not be mistaken I will shave money off that debt 100 million here 500 million there this is it worth at least 4 to $500 million uh last night in bed uh I continued to laugh I couldn't stop uh I woke up with like a hangover this morning I was actually like humor hung over somebody said but anyways I I was like I'm going to shave off some of the debt here just a lot of debt uh so I was like let's do a viewer's choice you whatever game anybody wants and they chose Star Wars Legos Lego Star Wars didn't get here easily it was very very dramatic there were like 30 polls that had to be done we eliminated Neopets we even eliminated doy DOI literature Club can you believe it I can't recount we already did a recount because I put a few games up there that I was like oh how about we play these ones guys and then everyone freaked out it was if you just came to the stream right now I've been sitting in this chair for like an hour and 10 minutes just debating with chat back and forth and like trying to quell the uprising it's been like a full hour by the way see you in hell when I get this whole stream removed I turn off the should I like mess with the music what if I just fuck with it does that count okay so who am I I'm I I I make I'm a big Star Wars fan so I don't want to mess this up this is Qui-Gon Jin and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi and that's mega mind I just wait you can I just killed a guy I just killed a guy who are these people are we in a bar wait holy shit what am I doing I'm so glad I don't have to do this puzzle on my own oh sick okay I got a heart piece and a coin I have 1100 coins they're called studs I don't know the Lego lingo the last time I used Legos is probably I don't know how years ago Phantom okay chapter one negotiations here we go story yeah no stop turn that off turmoil has engulfed the galactic Republic with a blockade of deadly battleships the Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of nabo the Supreme CH this isn't the same without this is it Quon how do we open the door this is a double jump that I mind grab okay I got it here we [Music] go okay if I was 11 this would be the most fun game I've ever played wait what's this I could be see 3o see Rio answer the call he's trying to call us all right I got to stop trating this like you guys are 10 years old c3p is trying to call us hello 3PO he's not there guys I hope he's not in prison or anything all right so how long is this one how long is the Phantom men more than an hour 2 hours 40 minutes 10 hours at this pace 10 hours I don't I don't I press X to dodge or deflect Blaster bolts I tried to double tap all right deflect Power Up Fall what did I just do kill this little guy spare no one get him get him come on little brother do something this is definitely a play with your little brother game and they'll do exactly what Quon is doing right now they just want to see the colors get the bad guy watch out they have shields all right Harry you deal with those guys I'll I'll turn off I'll do the puzzle fuck I have to deal with my little brother if I had like actual gaming I could actually do it Shield are down get in come on Qui gone nice you got him all right watch out I'm going to get oh I'm right it's all right get him and I'm going to swing at him get him oh nice job you got him nice Lego here all right I'm going we did it a C3PO what there could be people around us you could have hired somebody like me to do this with like $100 the Trade Federation has launched a fullscale attack on the peaceful world of nioo hiding aboard the landing craft Quon Jin and Obi-Wan Kenobi have secretly hitched a ride with the invasion Force now they must make contact with local forces before it's too late did you get all that Harry hey harry how's your grilled cheese with the cus Crut off that's cool that's cute I like that kids could just pick up stuff and look at things and this is a good viewers Choice wipe the $2.5 billion debt clean stream you know I agree he's going to run over a wheel just like runs over Qui gun's head I'm H I'm sorry this is like a kids game kids might find this stream you think about that this this a mature content warning before you click on this why Lego Star Wars just want to let you know that this is like could be fucked up one stud is $1 from the debt all right all right F all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah good good good good idea yeah sure that's a good idea yeah I'm going to collect all these fucking things I'm going to get like a billion oh shoot I'm I'm going to Perry why does he put the lightsaber away no I need that I need that money I need that money what the fuck is it doing stop spawning me in the hole I need this money stop stop I'm Ser okay I switch bodies uh somebody's gave me $50 5,000 bits from the Zach the Z Zuck IR RL thank you for the 5,000 bits and they say that's $50 German germa national debt alert your debt may only be abolished if you give us the one thing we want the one thing we need we need the germa's dump truck ass emote you promised us five new emotes within a week one must be the rocking bonad donon pay that debt pay the debt okay if I have a germa like thick ass emote that is a that is a full $1.5 billion dollar taken off the debt that is no that is that is $2 billion taken off the dead and then I only owe 500 million is that a deal all right well first of all I need like I got to make sure I can even do that imagine compromising with like the chat room about not wanting to pay $2.5 billion dollars so you'll have a doctored footage image of your fucking thick huge ass that they can share and spam as a compromise what the hell is happening what is going what is the dump truck emote I look I have to like contact my like twitch person and say hey can I is it okay if I put like a a a doctored picture of my big fat thick fucking ass for an emote I can't wait to get the an immediate within 24hour no reply um we're escaping from nibo and there's people that are attacking us I need to get true Jedi on all these levels so I can put the national debt down a little is it going to be a real boring Snoop who best of a stream guy tries to collect like a $100 million in Lego coins you can buy multipliers and get billions easy oh really well like this National debts only going to be available for a few hours 25 million for auto really what what do you really that's it that's a that's a easy 100 million yes what 20 that's it it's got to be more than that no no I don't I no no I don't no that's got to be okay 50 million how's that sound meet me in the middle 20 million what do you mean you're going down just German just print more B bald coin that would be great if bald coin wasn't worthless and by the way it always was worthless I created bald coin during like the peak of the pumping shitcoin bubble of 2017 so you think that has any value right now as it back in like the shitcoin bubble pop of like 2016 2017 I could have had Cookie Monster as an adviser on my coin and people would have still bought it show feet for 10 million nope I would rather owe forever 10 million dude really oh wow 10 million no that erases the whole thing and I'm never going to do that a getting no compromises for me for that one no get that fucking shit at it nope sorry some of you guys in the chat right now just I'm playing along and you don't like really care but I said the word like oh show feet yeah yeah and all of a sudden you care yeah yeah uh yeah dude you like that would be cool you just like clear the whole Deb man just like yeah just like show them though that would like clear the whole thing yeah dude unless you like get everybody like involved and like get about like a whole campaign about like how we get just cleared it's funny all right what do you guys think of direct like fart into the microphone would be all right I just like like some somebody with like their algorithm that like listens for the word like feet farts and like ass and shit just like wait I heard it I'm got to join the stream Quon just gets cut in fucking half hey Apollo 900 just gave $50 thanks for the 5,000 bits add a deal and no deal emote for 100 million no that's not going to consume the stream oh it's this guy what's his name oh Waldo yeah right what's his name oh that what's that guy's name bul uh bulbus right to Bulba Jesus Christ how do I drive go go go go go go go go now this is race what place am I in I don't know what that means I have like two I have like two stars two out of three stars are the cops coming bad joke hey add it is a dead motherfucker looks like somebody was on the uh the comedy tab in PornHub we have the the comedy section here where they put like disguises on there like penis oh that's right this is a kids game what I meant to say was uh [Music] I don't want to get any like parents to write many letters doing okay acting challenge R2D2 dying easy I think that deserves uh at least 10 million shaved off the national debt don't you think please take a look at some of the links all right I will take a moment to look at some of the links hopefully the game doesn't fucking crash okay 100 million to Peak the mic no that is not I'll break I'll break something this is ter this is this is the scariest fucking thing I've seen all day I don't even this is is this a real picture of not a real picture but what is this not a real picture but is this a picture of somebody or is this a picture of me that somebody fucked with I mean this one I I mean that's just that's that's wat but it's just my it's the thing face it sort of just looks like there's a a brain eating slug just pressed up into my nose sucking my brain out of my nose what else you got no fuck that gift I'm G put it on no that's what you want that's not what you're getting Jo you're a coward I can't I no I don't want I can't it was worth it deal is off I showed it this is good too hold on this is good too 30 million for only the dogs sorry but without the emote on the table I can't accept my mom oh wait you forgot to say that you would do like in perpetuity alone to me which then I would have to pay back over the course of like four or five years and then you get a 1% royalty on every single uh time I ever show a picture of the dog his deals nobody ever takes his deals by the way he's just there to kind of be in the middle and just say strange things no one ever takes Kevin's deals why can't he just say I'll give you $200,000 why is it always like I'll give you 75,000 but then I want in perpetuity royalties on top of 5% of every sale you make it's just dude just give 75,000 just fucking be done with it I just don't think he ever wants to give any money I think he just likes being on the show dunk tank deal four damage corrupt then deal two damage to all enemy minions what is corrupt is this a real card uh excuse me excuse me I'll take I'll take 100 million off okay hello germa we are Treasures of the great germa 95 sub debt our terms are as follows show Auto for minimum One Clip worth of content is 20 million okay play TF2 on stream 350 million I'm not doing that one play doky doy literature Club on stream that's 1.75 billion you had your chance this afternoon funny faces and sounds only stream for a minimum of 30 minutes the Deb is erased wait what funny faces and sounds for 30 minutes means it's all erased make germa dump truck a four-part emote like Jupe is 1 billion clones Stones yes H get Stones Stones yes sir how get those stones what's that from what is that St what is that elman's extra May heavy mayonnaise there's an extra heavy mayonnaise what is extra heavy this doesn't is this that's not a real product extra heavy mayonnaise helmet's extra heavy eat the whole thing on stream for one billion off I'm not I'm not going to do that what is extra heavy that's of sounds gross dump truck ass emote TF2 stream four additional emotes debt erased when all is fulfilled I don't know I don't know some of those I'm at least one or two of those things I'm not so sure about take the risk why would I take that risk the four-part like Mega ass emote might you know why that here here's why I has nothing to do about me getting banned here's why I don't think that's a good idea because you will you guys will go to whatever other streamers that you watch whether it's you know this person that person you are going to four-part thick germa ass emote and fuck up their stream and they're going to be really annoyed that there's just an ass a huge thick ass that keeps showing up and that they can't stop it and they can't turn it off look going to start you're going to start getting banned you're going to start getting like timed out in other streamers chats and then they're going to come back to me and they're going to be like dude did you make like a four part PE like thick booty ass huge ass emote and I'm going to have to say Yes Dear Mr dump truck that's hey that's Doctor dump truck to you by the way this we're almost like done with uh The Phantom Menace of the Complete Saga what the hell's Darth Maul he's up your ass all right that's such like an old drunk fucking fat guy thing to say uh any anybody seen um anybody seen my glasses yeah yeah they're up your [Music] ass you're up your ass have you checked up your ass no yeah I haven't all right get on this I'll get on this one okay so chat here's what we're going to do chat i' I seen this before you guys don't like being just called like a chat right do you like to be called gites by the way people get annoyed when they find out that that's what I call this community oh what what's the community the the germs the germas the like the clowns no the gerit and they go what fuck that me fuck that don't tell me how to run my community first of all second of all that's what that that's what it is how dare you tell me how to run my community [Music] Paul everyone right now is fucking searching for like the streamer or the YouTuber whose name is Paul who you talking about who you talking about who is that who's Paul wonder who that is who's who who who is he hey Paul TR you're an idiot got to collect every coin every single coin I will not part with one single coin not one Tri it oh little thief oh you're so magnificent ah the the stories they tell are surely are in mountable and unsub mountable to you most SM the powerful is that what they say Thief I almost want you to take it if I can see it eat him the side to watch his very bright brain I haven't seen the movie in a very long time I tried ohone no that wasn't supposed to happen to you let supposed to happen to me out join me join me link and together we can destroy the I'll never join you that's unfortunate now you will have to die fan fiction I said link yeah I did say link face us wait no no no I want to change character I don't want to be the one that gets uh the one that goes shopping later what the fuck why do the double jump doesn't work okay I double jump doesn't worktime why would I work right there and not work here click click all right let's go Obi-Wan I mean Qui-Gon no stop running away [Music] how do you swing how do you swing click Mouse Enter space bar a z control shift how do I swing with how do I swing with Quon h j k l semi M period colon slash numpad numad okay this is hard to do this F each other just like in the movie we getting an argument now open one you leave me alone oh shit spoilers yeah you didn't remember this part yeah you guys don't remember the part where like Qui-Gon turns on Obi-Wan right here and he joins the Sith and then they have to battle it out and then dude Darth Maul breaks his double-sided lightsaber in half and hands the other side to guon and they fucking both fight with a single saber dude am all [Music] right wait that doesn't happen [Music] [Laughter] ow ow ow that fucking hurts all right Phantom medis wait I can do whatever one I want I don't have to go in order oh I got to do I I'm going to do my favorite Star Wars movie then I don't have to I didn't I thought I had to go in order like 1 2 3 4 5 did I watch the movies all right fuck the whole prequel trilogy this thing that stuff sucks I want wait but I want to do which one episode okay Empire strike's back Empire Strikes Back this is where Luke get way too overconfident in his he just lets his Force powers do he he can just do anything he wants he's like cheating in the lobby at this point Star Wars diaper check it's it's not full um what what's wrong with me today what am I doing why am I saying these things links are now accepted well not yet let me get to uh an episode after this by the way what's up like the they're like brother and sister right and like while we're like in love it's fucking weird oh Han Solo oh this is not Luke I thought it was no I thought favorite movie yeah but I like I don't know whatever it looks like Luke it could look it could be I haven't seen the movie I haven't seen the I've not seen this movie in probably 10 to 15 years at least don't this make you just want to buy a big Lego set dump it out on the counter look at it for a few minutes and look at the instructions and then put it all back in the container and put it in the closet and never open it again right now inside of this ship everybody is fucking throwing up people's organs are out of the mouths this is too intense for a kids game there's violence in this you're right there's violence in this no violence in my kids [Music] game only violence that I want my kids programming Daffy Duck getting his face blown off by a shotgun if you want to know my secrets kill that Droid that you're with I can't he's R2 you won't be learning anything then sorry [Music] dude what was he doing I don't know I don't know how to do math anymore I tell okay so those you guys didn't see this I'm just going to say it because like I I find it to be funny and I don't care if nobody else does uh U we in pre-stream chat one time we talked about like doing family dinner 2 but the only difference was it was just we me and a bunch of actors dressed up as Family Guy characters and I was Peter and we just it it wasn't even me it was just the family dinner but we were just doing Family Guy and there would be like pre-recorded videos of like cutbacks reference call backs to like cutaways so it would be it would just be it be the same thing like family dinner 2 it's still us but we're also kind of like the Griffin family and it would be unbearable for you for like fucking two or three hours we be like oh that reminds me of the time like it would be me as Peter Griffin but it's it's me it's not I'm not I'm not actually being Peter Griffin I'm I'm Jeremy Albertson I got real close to pulling trigger on that one get off me oh shit this kills you oh Yoda I'm sorry Yoda never ending like torture device for Yoda oh my God [Music] God the plant right I just L on man you're making me look really bad stupid dog you make me look [Music] bad courage you can do better than that what is that accent no emotion no all right no talk talking do you think I can do it no talking for 5 minutes I can't say anything no speaking for 5 minutes you don't think you think it's possible [Music] I have to talk you know when you watch like a gameplay walkthrough of something that you stuck on and you find a channel like this that you're just like skipping through this person's like 2hour long video which it's like dude what you you fucking how do you do this you're doing terrible I just want to see what what the next puzzle part is and you you can't you can't even do it this is a walk through sh this video has four views you if you were look at for how if you were a kid and you were looking at how to beat this part after you would just leave you'd be like all right well I guess I'm going to figure it out on my own I need Yoda [Music] back somebody said gaining viewers that you know what that was actually kind of nice I got like a that was like a talking break to put yod hey get on this get on that no what the fuck that's not what I wanted to do just going to be in the walk through yeah I'm not recording my mic I'm capturing the game only I have it split I have a the audio split so it's not capturing my fucking voice how I jump with R2D2 let's jump start okay it's five on the d-pad what this walkthrough sucks all that matters is you just skip to the part that you need to see R2 [Music] what the fuck this sucks this is so like this they didn't do it good enough what do you want me to say okay what do you want me to say about to throw the controller into the ground I have not had any trouble at all for 4 hours until the stupid swamp level and of course of course it's a swamp level all game developers I don't care if it matches the fucking scene for scene of the movie don't do swamp levels ever they all they're all terrible make it concrete I don't care if it matches the the movie scene for scene make it make it like grass this is the walk through oh shit it is that's right I forgot recing oh all right I I was supposed to not laugh this hard today watch watch a walk through to make my walk through no don't kill me why won't he go on this go on this one R2 stand on that one [Music] fuck is he doing but if I switch back from R2 okay I get it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I get it I get it I get it fuck the goddamn swamp level all swamp levels suck if I ever make a video game I'm going to have the swamp level be first the first level in the game and then what happens is the swamp level before you even start it's like here we are we're at the swamp everyone loves these and you get start and then a fucking nuclear bomb drops in front of you and it just and then you that you skip that level and like a portal opens on the left and it's like oh looks like we can't go this way through the swamp let's try this portal what the fuck I get hit why seriously I H touched twice by bats and Yoda fucking yeets off of me why are they even bats here what's the point this this children's game quiet sh I'm fine everybody relax I'm so tilted right now and I have to calm [Music] down okay so tomorrow we're going to be trying to get Darth Vader um Darth rer is a a tough guy to unlock what the fuck is in here what why is there a tractor in here there's a tractor uh I don't remember there being like a John Deere kids toy tractor in this fucking stupid movie I just called this stupid movie it's not why is this here no don't get locked in switch to Yoda switch to the again I have to float farming minus TW button well hey well what the fuck are you died I was standing on the [Music] button there's no enough room for three people here we take up the whole bridge I'm trying to Grapple I'm I'm going to I'm losing my mind I think all right I want everybody to act in the chat right now like this is fucking crazy like holy shit I can't believe he's actually going to do it do for like a few minutes here [Music] God I'm fucking nervous though like this the first I've ever been in the game oh come on come on come on come up up up up up up up up come on man I got to like shake my hands a little this is like the hardest fucking fight in the game come on I have one life [Music] left no bad start really bad fucking start fuck it's okay it's okay it's okay get in there get in there push this and then get him up through come on go go go go go go go go go we're he's at half Health half Health last time I got here he was at like one heart further than this all right stop s fuck perfect pares it has to every Parry has to be perfect I'm not going to be able to do it if it's not perfect no fuck no no what the fuck no no oh so stupid man so stupid when they when when you get a spawn behind you like that it just you it can that's so stupid I can't fucking believe it unbelievable look at how look at his Hearts too he was a full heart lower than he was last time was it four and a half [Music] [Music] hours all right let's go let's let's go the ultimate in Fall jokes have been today that's not even [Music] fair you know what's really weird about this I forget what happens after that I wait did he just groin hit twice okay um um that happened in the actual movie he like fucking Pro Skater groin smashed like ball bust can't move these oh no he's a bear he really is just wild why do we think having a wild animal around was a good idea he's snap I got 20,000 bits I don't want to lose him [Music] okay um somebody clip right now I clip right now that Stormtrooper was in a bikini what was that okay this is a gross gross this is I mean I don't even look like this this is not what I'm going to look like I don't I don't think I'm going to look like this that's just weird right that doesn't look anything like me [Laughter] in only two weeks that's all it takes to get a massive dumper all right I'm out of here h no wait wait this one's really good too okay so let's go how much have I shaved off the Deb 30 or 40 million right 20 million for the um the noise 10 million or it's it was 20 million I shaved off 20 million okay how to clear debt all actions can only be monetarily redeemed once 35 million show Auto on cam for at least 10 seconds okay I can do that 500 million show your two whole feed on cam unadultered for at least 10 seconds cross that one off uh 800 million play streamer Sim again but with face cam on for at least four hours really 800 million shaved off streamer Sim stream again that's a lot a whole billion is eat one entire gallon of mayonnaise on stream cam must be on and showing you eating said gallon of mayonnaise this is really bizarre Ransom demands it's like s uh can you let everybody out of the bank here am I demand show Auto for 10 seconds show your bare feet in front of me play streamer Sim and eat a gallon of mayonnaise and I'll let somebody out to clear the debt completely is the dump truck emote debt clear an entire chat zerks off Zorn stream oh fat fuck no I can't drink that many Gatorades I'll throw up if I can shave 1.5 billion off by doing a fullon true accurate shoes and socks off feet on the ground I'll get i'll kill two birds of one stone there I will do it to shave off that 1.5 billion my ass is not wrapped up in a hamburger you a plastic fun thing like I my ass is not your ass is you're not going to eat your ass in a rapper what a awful name all right saber color I want M to be green like real Skywalker well let's see if there's any weirder ones this guy is ugly I think it's going to be that guy what is this like Photoshop doth Vader this guy looks like somebody photoshopped doth Vader's face on like a cookie where I don't where are you you're not even in here oh there you are yeah wait oh damn how are you still alive that's not how this game works this is fucking bullshit how are you still alive how this game works what do you mean that's not how the game works I was putting a lightsaber through your body and you were stand I just feel like we're both shitfaced okay did we both did we both share a bottle of Jameson before we decided to play this like seriously all right this is this is stupid this is stupid all right can we go into like an actual server now and no more like no get out of here with that stupid move do [Laughter] it oh yeah hey Mace window is in this game you better be careful I think these are Bots these are fuck probably who is playing this game Emperor Palpatine beo Lieutenant cable Leia mace Wu yeah these are fucking Bots okay all right well you ready to get your ass kicked by Bots we're yeah we're the only people who ready up just there yeah what what why did this just turn into a first person shooter cuz you have a gun now you don't start with a lightsaber why is it an FPS who am I supposed to be shooting is it are you sho okay no no we're leaving this is this is a bad server is this me and you just like standing at the side watching this I get this thing off my screen this like message of the day I want this is [Laughter] stupid who is this who is this lady in like the pajamas is that like Princess Leia well I don't remember playing Princess Leia wearing like a nighty how does this guy have negative one this is so stupid this isn't how the game is supposed to work it just spawned us all in this Courtyard they're legitimate game modes where you can have like guns and fight people with lightsabers no screw that I want to play like the pajama pillow fight mode like this I'm fairly certain this is not what a Jedi master fight looks like I don't think this is what it looks like when people become Jedis and fight each other I don't what else can you say this is real real dumb are you like standing back watching yeah I don't even like want to get in there this guy with the green saber is freaking the I'm wondering why this isn't a one- shot kill I thought maybe the shift was necessary I'm curious if I can just walk through here [Laughter] this guy is like freak this guy wants to kill us so bad but [Laughter] he this is not right this is shouldn't be a thing all right can somebody please win e a shake oh you're gross all right you want to get this guy watch out for this guy did you just I don't what I what what even just happened I've got pushed off somehow so so so did I we both got like thrown off I'm surprised and appalled I got to end it on the backstab technique that's I have to end this video on the backstab technique have to you taught it to me it has to be done come on I have to end the video on the backstep this guy's trying to do it too I just oh that's not happening remember all that training we did guys let's just freak the fuck out and swing around in circles at each other Jedi we're Jedi Masters

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 145,931

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, stream, highlight, jerma star wars, Star Wars, Star Wars Games, jerma plays jedi academy, Jerma plays lego star wars, jerma debt

Id: 2eepQfEjFjk

Length: 135min 10sec (8110 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2024