Co-op Moment Required - Jerma Plays A Way Out (Long Edit)

swear to [ __ ] God I can't I'm getting on a bus as soon as I can I'm going to get all my [ __ ] and I'm going to get in a bus and just go across the [ __ ] whole country I'm going to I'm going to pick I'm going to take a pin and drop it on a [ __ ] globe and find a place that that has internet and power that works reliably [ __ ] this [ __ ] hole town that I live in anyways hi hopefully this holds out long enough for us to play a way out which we're me andex have been really really really excited for speaking of that guy why don't we uh why don't we poke him a little bit here oh yeah we make we're going to play the the right characters don't worry but welcome happy Friday hope you're having a good day I was until I uh tried to load up the video game and connect to my friend then the day went down down the tube if you don't know what a way out is a way out is a co-op game that you have to play in Co-op I guess to get the best experience seems pretty fun so just bear with me for two seconds why we wait for italics why hello there all right hi there everything everything good everything clean uh you know everything uh perfect I had my out I had my free stream meltdown I talked about out the the shitty town I lived in mhm got out of my it might not be totally out of my system because you never know what happens with jerem's [ __ ] internet any it's going to be a long stream tonight oh this going to be great I can't wait till you know I can't wait to look over and see like 5,000 drop frames oh it's going to be the funniest no let's move on hey you know what I I share your Comcast wo yes you so uh it's really kind of just flipping a coin like heads or tails is it going to be me or you yeah we'll find out I got the game open yeah I do too and uh I'm pretty hyped we look we've been looking forward to this for like a year and a half yeah so I'm I'm I hope this is good and I don't even know if my tweet's correct this game was made for the two of us specifically it definitely the main charact we we actually did get flown out to Haz light yeah and uh while we were there wait what why what are you saying like at E3 remember like day three E3 last year when we were talking to the hazelight dev when he was talking us about the Oscars and uh right he wanted us to come be the game models for the two main characters for a second I was trying to remember if what you're saying is real I was like on complete fabrication yeah but in my brain I'm I'm sitting there going hold on wait a minute we did that at E3 we did this [ __ ] okay are you ready are you ready let's start the game can't [ __ ] twe we do have a yellow Connection bar right now so that's good that's good as long as that stays that way I'll be happy yeah if this little bar turns orange then the stream is over no it's pretty much over yeah all right there we go let's pick obviously we're picking the guy that looks like me and you're picking the guy looks like you yeah yeah I want to be the guy that I model hey I might not be smart in your book see I might not be smart in your book at alic but I do get [ __ ] done that's me that's just you know I this sounds like you yeah we kind of have to do it he just sounds like you and looks like you all right so I got arm robbery assault Grand Theft all things i' I probably have done uh what about you you've killed somebody you're you've served six months out of eight years so you've got it easy even though how come okay time out you're charged with armed robbery and assault oh no I'm charged with murder never mind it's it's clear now it's all clear to me now I just saw fraud and embezzlement and I was like how's that 14 years and you've only got eight well see you fraud you're a you're a liar you just I guess I murdered somebody I don't remember that I mean you you are quite a liar with your E3 tail you just okay listen look at look at your personality confident short temper Joker Joker yeah rational disciplined and reserved is mine this is like this Prett this pretty good what is that like that high school like what are you like like a edj q you know what I'm talking about like what what's the the personality is this the personality test ENFP you know what I'm talking about though right yeah I know you talking about you talking about the personality T I've done like three of those on stream and I'm always like the the I'm always the guy in the I'm always the elephant in the room you know what I mean I'm big I'm boisterous I don't I I always I always remember things and I'm I'm ready to play the game all right let's go I'm done I'm like I'm already I'm I'm trying so desperately like this is this is what's funny about this but I'm so angry right now it's like my fuming body is trying to be like a you know I'm the elephant I'm trying to be like a comedian half of my body wants to just throw a brick through my window right now you guys didn't even hear the Meltdown while me and italics were in a private call yeah we uh we started setting this up like two and a half hours ago just for reference it's it was at least two half hours ago all right there we go welcome to the game Let's I'm going to everybody be quiet and let's watch this funny uh prison game oh Joseph farts already got it the back I'm already good starting off with the fart joke yeah that's actually pretty bad you're right I'm driving the bus right now by the way see I told her we were going to get in a bus and we were going to drive somewhere well I mean we're clearly going to prison yeah I would rather be in prison than live with this internet so that's for the if I get on a bus and the bus driver's like come on in we're going to take you to a new house and I'm like really oh perfect this is exactly what I wanted I don't even care if this is what it was does the internet work so that's you that is me this is my origin story okay you're just passing through so then where where do I come in what's my origin uh we proba I probably meet you in prison you're probably already there you got like a gang yeah I'm like the new guy on the Block like better watch out bud keep your head low or else we're going to come get you while you sleep and here's the gimmick so I'm on the right screen he's on the left it's like this permanently for the rest of the game right look at that beautiful face split screen in 2018 I mean come on man is there like a punch guy button okay I can't go this way I think I I think I just a stand over here this is where we get searched or something oh you're going to watch me oh I have to watch you wait cancel I want to watch you hang on where are you where I where are you I think I think you're I'm already in not in here can I see you see I'm already in person cheing for me I think I did something really good these guys are super happy to see me oh wait I think I could have just watched you come in I'm a little late look this guy this guy look nothing I'm just I'm just chatting up the inmates I'm trying to get some allies right now okay can you come back up out here so I can see you can we do the thing where I see you wait can I I can leave know this place oh are you serious I can just leave prison what I just got out really you serious wor mistake of my life getting my ass chucked in here the worst mistake the [ __ ] all right you can't punch people hey this is like watching 24 it really is all right so I what let me ask you this though what happens if I just don't go what if you keep going in the game do I just stay in prison for the rest of the game I mean I I assume there's a point at which you have to go to progress that' be kind of funny the next scene if I just stayed there while you beat the whole game you mean like it's one of those Far Cry situations where you literally lose in the first like 10 minutes so we're going to go to pack stress like this is our Halloween costume this year oh yeah no definitely I just need to get myself a leather jacket a nice flower shirt I just have to wear the shoes wear what I wear every day hey yeah that just looks like what where by default I guess we can just go in here oh I geted oh no already whatever you know what I'm I am ripped I can handle it I hope I can just Sprint punch you wherever you are that' be so funny all right get ready for the nudity filter is there a nudity filter it might be I wonder if I can just watch you walk by I wonder if I can just watch you undress say no don't start that that's literally what's happening you actually are you're actually you're naked are we going to see I am actually naked right now is it full frontal in this game I hope not oh I'm getting hosted I did not expect that does not feel Pleasant I thought it was going to come from the top I thought the game broke do I have to do that too probably no you're new you could be you could be bringing in like a zombie disease they got to make sure you're good to go no you you're the you're the new guy that means you have to get cleaned uhoh all right QT here we go you two break it up now Harvey S A guards [ __ ] you still still just naked I am still just naked but I have a lot of other naked men with me now oh look look at this look at this immersion can I start like screaming I'm the one I think I'm in the middle all look up Williams and this is my oh you're in a cut scene any questions that's cool yeah uh when are we allowed how do I drop like Skittles spit down here yeah you're R up to my cut scene listen some of us here are on the left you know it look like it go go go just talking over your big moment I'm in the line of naked men see if you can figure out which one's me without screen looking that's what I'm trying to do all right I see you all right you're this this is spy party right here I can't go this way I said do it no I got my own C take it easy man what's wrong with you close up cell 48 oh you got locked up put him in the brri whatever I'm just going to sit in the chair the naked man Run free now we own this place so how we supposed to get out of here think I'm coming up to meet you I'm probably your new cell mate's go are you no you're in a different cell I think I'm like right next to you though how do I rattle the bars I need to be the guy that rattles the bars oh wait wait hey sorry bud the heck things are more important like my dignity close up 49 yeah you're in 48 I'm in 49 we got to dig a tunnel between the toilets all right this is where we first meet each other hey Leo what someone wants to talk to you new guy coming up here yeah it's you I told you I'm the new guy he over there you're like the boss so I get to be the Crime Boss you you already you're just like the prison gang leader look how sad I look right now are we going to play uh we play so put together I've got like a belt on all are we going to play R2D2 here R2 R2 is there like a why isn't there a yell button why are you not playing R2-D2 with me I can't wait to run into you we're just going to bump shoulders but that's it I'm fine I'm just going to find you maybe you're right but is this all the you have maybe we fight that would be so awesome if we actually F each other oh no wait help me come on help help uh sorry I don't know you in this game smer look it's we role playing right now I have some exercises to do no get over here what the [ __ ] you I got to I got to bulk up it's not about what I want I can see about what Harvey wants that piece of [ __ ] better be happy he's on the outside he might be on the outside but he still pays me good huh fact is to kill characters don't even know each other you need to investigate the commotion before he kills me like it's okay you'll be fine I'm sure I swear I'm going to kill you just you know just keep keep doing anything thing I'm going to I'm going to investigate secretly though they'll never know that I was here I think he's supposed to come up here but I think he'll just keep beating me up that's fine that's fine that gives me some free time to play the game at my own pace you know what I mean probably some guy over here in the corner he's got important to say way like can we can we just go over actually hi what's what's the deal with like two guys holding on to your arms I can get out of that you can get out of that just [ __ ] stop flailing around and kicking and screaming and ripping your arms around those guys are just placing their arms on me they overuse this too much en all right I'm I'm coming I'm coming I swear I'm going to kill you it's just going to take me a really long time all right just get like a good close look at this get up like Zoom it on my face there he is hey look there you are get in line this is this is the get in line to get beat up this is the ride no this is the get in line to punch you we're all waiting our turn you guys know this the amusement park ride line up to get beat up get in that new face hey what the hell what are you doing go Dragon kill him huh kill him take him down idiot come on [ __ ] here we go first action scene why they go to me instead of you I I'm pressing those too I think we both have to do it the same time ready 1 2 3 three three you didn't you didn't get your yeah apparently not counter a bloody nose it's like playing Dance Dance Revolution with a friend really is I like how it goes to the other uh point of view to do the other qtes it's like my favorite movie got Pilgrim right now to back there do I have to do it too we both are here we go my turn no you only do yours I do mine I knew you were going to do that too now we're going to do the whole thing over again no I knew we I knew you were going to do that too it was so obvious the first germa joke is always I I didn't push the QT button in time it's right here relax hey watch it buddy why didn't you do it hey what you just talking [ __ ] now yeah how's it feel huh now you got to wait for for me I just got made fun of for the thing that I just did and then he just did it yeah I thought you going to do it again I like what you think don't do it again holy [ __ ] I really thought you were doing it again no no the Ninjas Oh here come the Bobbies lucky I shaved you back there you owe me for that one order break it up before I put you all in solitary break it up before I put you on the L get back to yourselves I I have a feeling um that we're Inseparable well now we're going to be best friends here you go yeah all right so this is where you have to eat no how about you two love birds have a chat some getting some Middle School PTSD right now hey is someone talking where to sit I don't know where to sit I don't hear anyone oh no my first day at school on the left you got the kids playing Magic the Gathering you don't want to sit on that table on the right you got the jocks you don't want to be associated with the jocks the dwes the theater kids not the the anyone but the theater kids you're still looking around for a place to eat I'm still trying to find somewhere to sit there we go oh I was going to watching I love the way he sits do I want to eat first or drink firstever man why are you Hey listen didn't you get enough of me full frontal yesterday bud will you eat something nice there what else what else do you want oh I got a try too yeah what do you think this is a goddamn restaurant uh-oh watch out he's coming for you oh wait you could have thank thanks for the warning man he's got a knife it's time to [Music] die I got thank you that was is that me no that was that was a different guy you got your own problems in the kitchen mine are outside I thought I just like spun around and punched you in the face oh great here comes the first boss take this what what's I'll kill you oh God back away um you lety is that guy is cool coming from under ground we can throw material we can throw material find some material to throw you run that was very distractive come let me car you wait let let me throw a trash barrel at him [ __ ] you man just get like the strainer slice him up now I got got Slow Me Down run I think I lost mine no you didn't I didn't get to throw enough stuff though that would hurts so bad imagine getting us strainer off the center of your face oh do we play these guys is this the real way out the two characters play guys here's the quest holy [ __ ] he's actually killing that guy this is crazy this is when prison guards stopped carrying batons and started carrying AR15s dude can we can we go back to being able to throw stuff in people's faces that was fun syringe don't do it don't do it [ __ ] at least you won't get the flu now be all right what would you be getting a shot for though tetus something like that probably from like biting with all those dirty kitchen utensils probably yeah I mean I that that was just zooming in on that is this is this where I kill you hey you going to murder me in my sleep I'm the murderer remember could you do me a favor like what I like the how well tucked in you are what's that exactly I like the guy in the background patting the coffee maker simple I like how you're under a McDonald's heat lamp by the way that's all it's how to keep it fresh and ready there Little Caesars right there you can't just walk out of here of course I can we're going to both end up in that's the name of the game well I don't have a choice all right all right I'll help you you're going to have to wheel me around man don't get caught okay keep your eyes sharp I I why can't I be the guy that lies in bed I have to go to the puzzle I'm going to push that big yellow button if you offend me so what is is this do I have to get up okay I'll distract the nurse just watch out for her retrieve the tool okay wait you got to wait I got to distract the nurse first okay but what if I actually am hitting the big yellow button oh you are hitting the button so I have to have to retrieve the tool yeah wait wait for her to get distracted no she's not you look so suspicious no I'm back in bed like you soon as you get up you take this crouching posture I had a leg cramp all right so now like Hitman style I got like like knock her out right yeah go knock her out guards hurry what this anate on the run I just growl at her okay she had a tingling sensation the hairs in the back of her neck stood up and she knew you were there I just growled at her all right no okay you can't get I got it he's got to get the tool I'm going for what I do for you hide wait what hold on some water I got a sore Thro no don't hide behind the door right now sure I'm making this so hard back she watch out what do mean she's coming back all right she's at the sink she's at the sink you got time she's just looking at me funny all right you tell me where she's going uh you've got a limited amount of time right now she's coming back in my water I think I'm fine here hey I hope I'm not bothering you how do I distract not it's my job how do I get this guy to move she's going to be like Johnny I need youen I got nothing that was my only go-to was can I get some water all right it's all I got all right you going you you're going to have to [ __ ] your pants you're going have to take one for the team oopsy for the just press it even if you don't have to go to the bathroom press as hard as you can in your pants right now it could happen you could do it right look I already broke my glass what else do you want get I see you just find the Tool Man there's a guy right here oh my God what the [ __ ] no what on the so uh we're supposed to be escaping prison today uh step one step one she can't see you through the blinds surely can't you go up against the uh the wall I'm afraid to look a bit pale is something wrong no he stands up I'm fine let's see what happens if I do this cuz see I'm going to stand up here no I'm okay all right there's a there's a bunch of people in here what am I supposed to do they're the toolman you got to go steal their tool steal the tool from the guy that's at his desk channel channel your hit man man come on needs to do something about that guard oh do I yeah I guess you have to do I have to do everything you have to I'm telling you just squeeze as hard as you can in a bed even if it hurts you blad and [ __ ] just piss it's hot oh God wait look what you made me do I got him he's distracted he's very distracted steel tool right there you got it give it to me got it oh [ __ ] oh my God okay I'm fine Captain is going to kill me do it again you good he listen can't distract that guy turn a tool man turn turn around and scream into the oh there you go I got to get back to bed wait whoa she's going to see me careful really hungry don't tell her to leave more food please you got to get back in bed yeah well I mean she's staring at the window that I'm about to walk by you must have something else expect all right I'm fine get in my bed get in my bed is this my bed I think so all right good we did it yeah why what are we even getting that tool for I think I'm going to like bust the lock tonight maybe what what are we breaking I no this is like a I'm going to use this as like a prison shank oh yeah you're going to kill that other guy I'm going to stab that guy right in his chest I'm hiding that for I guess for later tomorrow when I wake up I probably just have to get some tools together before we can we just put a bunch of [ __ ] out there got to be some preparation just understand that you could really use my help I said I can handle myself what about Harvey then what about Harvey Dent I knew you going to say that I was going to say it but I didn't we were all thinking [ __ ] you know about Harvey who you been talking to the walls are thin in here am I supposed to believe that let's just say that you and me have something in common we both want him dead we both want him dead you don't know [ __ ] about me man maybe not but Harvey killed someone very CL we been introduced to Harvey yet or no uh with or without you I'm going after but I'm pretty damn sure our chances would be a lot better if we worked together and you know that I like his typical cigarette voice I got like the a come on come on buddy and then you have like the like the a come on buddy yeah but then but you also have the well my guy is 03465 after all have you ever smoked a cigarette at Tex I have not oh it's gross that's it that's it it's all there is God if I was in prison right now I would just be banging on like the walls and making a bunch of noise going like you be in solitary in record time I would just I would just be screaming right now just like take running my fingers back and forth wake up you got that sure anybody want to hear some tunes I would do my absolute best Rip Taylor impression in prison I love Rip Taylor who doesn't love Rip Taylor got the title card title drop oh this is this is back when we were together wait what is this you didn't really have plan did you this Flash Forward we're flashing forward I thought this is just like the next day we didn't have any marks on us or anything that means we got out completely totally fine yeah your nose is like still looking good I mean I was assuming maybe like your arm was going to be gone or like I was going to have like a busted up face we got out with no problem at all we're just going to probably walk out the front door in the end I mean that's probably like the first half and then we're going to we're going to pick back up and you're going to think oh we did it we're going to be back in the plane and it's going to be like something there's an SOS that goes out like we're going to hit a bird in the engine and crash M guaranteed yeah that's true that's going to happen halfway through the game they're going to pull they're going to pull a uh JJ the end yeah we got to go back to the island yeah how do you make a show called prison break and the guy gets out of prison in the first season you can you continue to call the show Prison Break in season two they did for like five seasons they it should be prison break and then the next season should be I got out colon prison a prison break story right got a couple of workers here need to change the scenery ah sorry we're full we bribing somebody here sure we can figure something it's like a train conductor guess we could use a few extra hands around here I see a foldable chair there WWF style would tell me do we just pay him to work I think so keep an eye on that chair though TS that's going to be use the chair the chair we don't have all day we waiting right here holding chair hey oh promise that goes into somebody's head in about 10 minutes I'm going right Forest Whitaker I'm going to hit it right right in his face hang on I'm going to talk to Forest God damn it I wish I can't pick up the chair never mind look I'll mop for a little bit look let's just live like um I can what's that like uh I did not do a very good Jobing oh come on guard my broom is busted Oh you mean like doing the thing that you're having intuition and breaking that [ __ ] look I'll do the job okay I'll clean up the dirty work now spin it around Katana style and hit him the side of the head I want to be like those one of those Mexican like mob bosses that live in prison but it's like more comfortable than living out of prison Hey listen to this this guy's going to this guy's going to be a distraction I got we need a distraction can you make a distraction for me while I walk around STI the entire yeah much you look lost my STI broke I'm not even cleaning I'm just walking around like a child I think we need to work together somehow okay hold I got to talk to this guy I might be able to be the distraction here so it looks like you missed a spot okay here we go yeah seems like I uh thank you you're welcome what are you doing seen you just oh you're getting caught all you go talk to the guard go back to work this guy over here I'm not going to move you just you come over here and you tell him something liking it and I'm going to do I'm going to do like a Tomb Raider jump up here and pull myself up all right so this guy here you should be able to talk to him and then I'm going to do the pull how are you going to do that with a with a straight stick all right can can you go over there and and do that you go go over there to the board you okay I can distract him so here we go I'm going to be the distraction yeah my's broken good job good job I'll wait here okay look there's no chairs around here except for that one folding chair so I got to make do okay why wouldn't we just take the folding chair and unfold it here that's I'm tired all right I've been a lot of broom sweeping earlier wait why are we doing why are we switching why are we switching that didn't make any sense whatever you're up there so maybe I can maybe I can talk this guy up hey remember that chisel we've seen four times oh right right there it is is it safe that guy's looking this way um maybe I can I'm assuming he has no peripheral vision uh he probably sits back back down to the chair or something wait can you come down another way what the hell was that I'm on my way wait no no I you can I think he going to hand it to me uhoh we got something else going on guard's looking this way I got it I'll handle it Leo distract him godamn it come on Leo how how to distract him there it is it's hot as hell up here you're telling me inmate this uniform is making me sweat like a pig by that has to be what they were going for here that's true so you going to get us where are you going I'm leaving back to work I'm breaking out on my own all right you have to find a way out oh and I mean that and I mean that in the some kind of Suicide Squad Fu what are we we've got a Suicide Squad oh you forgot to do [ __ ] Leo can you help me out Leo the best Joker left we've ever heard listen Leo hey turn around oh you think you're going to mess with the joker best Jer laugh we've ever seen I I can open this oh you locking me I got it it's just Squidward's laugh it is have you ever seen Suicide Squad that's what he dos Suicide suide Squad oh that is his left watch that movie and tell me that's not exactly what he does why would I want to watch that movie so I watched it for you and I just did the best impression of the Joker from that movie you'll ever seen what's up Fred got something special for you to read hope you like it sure I will oh [ __ ] I don't know how to read ooh wait a minute this is when we break out right so now I got the Chisel I got to keep Lookout how what what am I doing all right you're going to be making a lot of noise we got a guard coming up down the path he's coming right now cancel cancel oh sh he's coming right now hey bud what's happening today I like you can move the toilet that quickly what should I go lie in bed for a minute can I just keepe I have keep going no it's not going to happen Okay well that didn't work get him again get him again get screaming him I'm good anybody else coming yep there there's like four guards four guards all right so I got oh there's one two on patrol right now okay tell me when I got a moment they're both they're both really suspicious of you why this is how I pee I pull my dick to the left and pee that way I make I make a 90 Deere angle with my penus and it goes in uh you got you you got a clear shot this is your only chance right now all right Lefty Lucy just you know got it it coming nobody's coming what am I do what am I doing in here oh my God I got this so we got another guard about uh 15 M out he's incoming you you got time you got a little time you don't have to panic distract guard you have a second yeah listen is tomorrow visiting day no you sure yeah go to sleep oh who here he comes here he comes go to bed inate go to bed TI look it's not even lights out yet my light is still on I can't sleep I just have to stare at the toilet I was made for this little tiny baby Taps again it's not over I don't have much stamina what is on the other side that is I don't know something behind you oh I have to do my own cell now you have to I got to give the Chisel to you how oh here comes the guard not now just toss it over there like if you you stand like right here I wonder what the [ __ ] these two it just leave me alone hey can you can you pass me that thing come on just hand it over man what are you waiting for I love it I need a teamwork opportunity right now don't mind me all right yeah I'm on it how would you not [ __ ] see that you got to keep a lookout uh you got a guy you got a guy coming down here I would stop stop stop hit can stop hit cancel now hit cancel you got he's going through the metal detector right now okay that's a noise I'm going to make when he goes through the metal detector okay Bingo that's a bingo oh you're fine so anytime the guy see you see the to the right here on on my screen see the metal detector yes officer when he goes through there I'm going to go and that means that like he's on his way okay wait what he went through oh thought that was a warning not like that's just I I have to keep it continuity man every time he goes through every time he goes through oh got close why am I you can just look on my screen why am I doing that can my guard just be still you got you got time why I guess breaking out of prison has got to have a little effort you're it there you go all right we can't escape now that's too obvious well noo yeah I'm done I got an idea all right let's change our clothes with the toilet so then they'll think that that we're that the toilets never left you know what I mean like we'll put the toilet clothes on and leave and they'll have our clothes on and they'll have our clothes on so then they won't know let's change costumes with the toilet are we just going to go on the count of what is what are we doing I guess so am I opening the oh no why I no you're checking cuz there could be a guard coming who knows all right ready one two all three go so how we have to pull the toilet back okay yeah we do this was very poorly made disg where you excuse me don't human move at the same time we just need somebody in front of me what what over here are we going to let this guy out too this this one of those situations where we going to pull the first time we've been together well besides the all right make sure I don't Dark Souls you here where we supposed to be going anywhere over here uh didn't really think this plan through you know you can't break this open we can do a one two three run and RAM into that right uh what about over here what's this is where we came from I mean it's got to be those stairs wait wait what's this come over here and help me we can rip this thing off oh good find man watch your head I love how I get to be the stick guy be able to stop the you you are the stick guy actually Let's Jam it in there hey I can't hold this forever really wait oh I have to tap this doesn't look safe I'll just go right on through I have the UT in you yeah I could have just like chopped you up oh you know I want to do it do it okay let's let's try to cut your head off see all right we need to see what happens I'm going to try to cut off your head this may be the only opportunity in the entire game that's true all right stay there don't don't I don't move that's it I'm disappointed it just kind of hurts a little that's all okay so what if though what if we did that and we woke back up in the hospital again oh no we had to do the tapping again I that would be pretty bad down the fan from where you are come and help me uh that doesn't answer the okay apparently not they hit it back here with the high voltage warning all right stick my hand there all right it's shut down you can go through now come and help me go pull it stop say leave without him thanks for helping me get this far it's a long way down yeah I'm going to push you if it gives me a prompt I'm going to push you of course you are what are you thinking mean there's always time for a you know how you in the old timey movies where you have to tile the sheets together and like drape them over the wall Sak and that's how everyone escapes prison but we're going to need to get a hold of a laundry cart to get a laundry cart once we have the cart us has to hide in it away in this is the classic like Oceans 11 like here's what's going to happen sequence all right so let's let's think about this so I'm I'm going to get in I'm going to get inside the dryer okay I I'll distract this guy first time I've seen someone smile in here uh I can't can't get the Dr a free man this week that's great is there a dryer can you just can I get okay here's the plan I'm going to get in the dryer and you turn it on smash the glass no okay here we go there's cart in here hey was worth a try I need a laundry cart oh can I have your number please uh what do you need that for do about it you sure I'm not on the list convin him name again Leo uh who Clos it it's not here why you fighting people convinced I just had to convince that guy I did some laundry okay I got a cart hey hey man I'm concentrating here what do you want all right I won't bother you then well that sh oh you need to be here what do you want yeah you're Hitman now wait wait I'll get out I'll bring it to you and then you have to get done here go B that guy instead no don't get back in [ __ ] okay just need to fill up with sheets now we have to get all the sheets though all right so you grab some sheets I did some laundry so can I run really fast with this it's running right now I can't do the thing in the grocery store where you run run run run run jump and step on the back Glide you have to get over here you I I got to like I got to I have to make like a u sandwich all these prisoners cuz I'm going to come back for them I'm going to come back and release them all people will see me no just I need to put like two the shirts are going to be the Buns you're going to be the meat what I'm going to put some detergent in there for the lettuce you I no no you have to get in here we have to load this with sheets and I have to make a use yeah but we still have to put sheets in it now put down the T-shirt put down your priest robes and get in here oh my God remember stay hidden of course where to take you sh into the back room man they're going to get suspicious yeah yeah yeah I gain entrance to the back room I just got some laundry here no big deal see you [ __ ] later stay down what are you doing what the hell Jackson grab the other one you're going in the hole boy [ __ ] this wasn't a surprise birthday party for the guard you weren't like a sexy person in a cake what the [ __ ] are you doing oh God damn it I had to do it you would have done the same thing in my shoes all right get in all right now this time don't birthday cake this don't get out now I'm not planning to remember justum out like I'm not planning to like does it 30 seconds later y all right I'm hiding am I going to start coughing can I breathe okay see what we have here all right looks good the temp like get out of the way so now you're going to go into the laundry okay time to get rid of that guard get rid of that car that's kind of a interesting way to put I'm on the I'm in the minecart segment what are you doing get the hell back to work face punch yeah but I think those two guys are just about to fight where over there right there they're all doing laundry stop Flying and get back to work going to fight the guy's just standing there whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you doing get away who don't get CAU don't CAU duck how I don't know do something grab a sheet what's he doing what are you doing get the hell no I didn't do this you just you're just delivering something yeah sure but there's a problem with that washing machine oh yeah what's the problem I gu it don't work help yeah I didn't just try to open the [ __ ] door to leave look broken what am I Ste for get back to work I don't know I have to go break something I have to start a fight that's what has to happen I got to go tell Like Larry that Joey over here [ __ ] hates his guts I just gave this guy 10 more what wait no no I wanted what it was him I didn't do anything hey you're not allowed in here hey ja you just punched me got fck do you think you are I think I got did you just punch me in the head what the what was Jack I didn't do anything why the [ __ ] did you do that for man hey iring you just punched me in the head who the [ __ ] do you think you are man easy into God [ __ ] all right there we go now T break it up guys stop enough it's locked oh it's locked come on now get off each other is this guy not going to do anything about this what is this guy doing oh hold on might why am I just doing the job for this guy door's open is it Go door's open nice quick is a person here there is a person here but he's not looking come on come on come on my God I'm so terrified I'm not ready right now okay steal why are we stealing sheets I was told to steal sheets Ste why I've got an assortment here for for us to choose between there's the vent now we need to put the sheets into it whichever one you know you like what are we doing me this is me I was stuck inside of a hamper you do it you boost Me Oh I thought you were just doing like a weird stance I thought you were cracking your knuckles like here we go all right what what's that what's that uh that famous painting wait can't reach we can't what do you mean can't reach I can't reach how to me just give him there we go some some going to come in here and see this you nice nice job I know thanks uh oh they're going to find it oh this is us so who's who wants to go first I don't want to test this shouldn't we have tied a weight to this to make sure it could go of heights not really let's hope these sheets will hold together then just both go the same that's not bad that's how confident we are not a bad idea there there there's a guard over here on the left and a well we got a we got a very heavy great that's not scary or anything what is this have to open this thing together mhm this is a co-op moment Cooperative moment mhm perfect sink 100% accuracy that was good ready to get down there really it's pitch black we need a light yeah [ __ ] it I'll go first Dead okay mhm game over game over well now you I'm going to be the only player I just follow you around as a ghost I follow you around as like a time trial ghost no I'm going to find you a tool oh there's a flashlight all right throw it down listen I am doing my best right now oh [ __ ] damn this water is disgusting okay I can get back up I'm going to drop it in the water all right well you're the flashlight guy then I am the flashlight guy how the hell did you end up there I just slid down a bit to the left what it was all dark can you see good that's why we need not really but aim aim that over here huh so I can do this I'm concerned you think lighting up a dark area is smart turning off the water hey um thank you for that I'm the star of this show that's really really nice that I can now see where I'm going long as I know where I'm going then we can move on that's grual [ __ ] [ __ ] you man okay well I don't I don't think I can go up that's a good comedy timing let me try it again I can do it yeah this is just like when you were a kid and it was raining outside and you tried to impress all your friends and you could try to run up the slide yeah it's impossible to run up the slide guys especially when it's raining but a lot of you did it a lot of you tried to run up the slide and you got a busted nose didn't you here I am hi Vincent FL flashlight pass it yes press the square button oh my Lord I pulled out Vincent hand me to Flashlight thank you I guess I'm going down this way yeah I think that's the way I'm going right now I see you see you you see me this way all right let me let me bust this lock up with a light there's a guard in here with me there's a guard in here mhm he's he's right behind me hurry what do you mean hurry this should work tap the square button right always works in the movies just you know all right get in here should I not be aiming the flashlight back there that's probably a bad idea the joke there's no card it's locked oh you Vincent help me madebe me rush for no reason all right we got we have to do this at this same time I think good that could have been really really awkward for a minute or two down here probably is yeah like just instantly he can you see where you're going I don't know where we're going all right where are you going I don't know I'm trying to I'm depending on you right now I that's not true I can't claim you on my taxes I wish I could I knew there was a tax joke in there it's relevant it's in like like a week that's in a week I get that I was going to say it but I didn't have to this looks sharp like this would be very sharp watch your fingers ready for some Splinter Cell here give your this is so easy just do the do the yah ya Mario jump from side to side he could do it just do it like eight times we're going back to back bud just remember to push against my back this is doesn't this doesn't work it's never going to work relax hey just like your character man I used to do this as a kid all the time you're nuts this is dumb easy now okay wait wait wait wait wait we have to go pendulum in the middle all right one two three come on you got to okay fine whoa whoa whoa slow down okay okay what happened I'm I'm trying to fail it all right it's that funny the joke happened oops I'm not I'm not trying to fail this time slow down slacking off there this is just a reality show all right we're going to go just Square square no wait wait wait stop it Square I'm telling you what we're going to do wait wait wait all right we're we're even ready so it's going to be we are even Yeah Bang stop bang you know what I'm saying Bang Yeah you hit the square button when inside of the the shoehorn we're going to do one next pass here we go ready on the next pass go [ __ ] wow uhoh hey take it easy man all right my turn all right all right come on all right I'm going to slow down you w you got to you just come on you're good the guard there a guard just there honestly I would be like holy [ __ ] guys I'm not even mad I'm impressed wait wait wait don't go don't go wa we w w slow down okay okay we have to go one after the other here you go so now I'm going to go now you go again [ __ ] I'm so dumb oh my God there's like a there's a slight delay you know what I'm talking about there's a slight ever so slight delay don't move I didn't do it you go there's an Ever So slight delay you got to do it okay oh my God this slight delay is making me want to die don't fall oh [ __ ] me dude oh no go go it's okay we're fine who slow down are you are you keeping up or not I I didn't do anything I'm keeping up no no don't move e you miss like three in a row no I didn't I just again okay go there we go look at that coordination look at this coordination it's fine it's we got like six in a row there together I was like holding my breath who okay but really though like what if a guard walked over and you just reach your hand out and grab hisle what would you do wait wait we actually are sleeping here why would you ever sleep here there's no room I would not dude I I move around way too much I would be dead up there where how what I think we're just jumping around timelines here and now we're in shop class smuggle wrench to the cell so going to gr the cheese for a little bit why why did we climb all the way up to the top just to come back how did we even get down that climbing technique does not get you down that's better this much more fun game I just want to do this one for the rest of the game grab it out here all right smuggle wrench to your cell there's a wrench hey that's my wrench it is none of us own any of this stuff all right distract him hands off that's mine I'm just uh sorry you do the same thing that I did oh God get your own damn tool I'm sorry I will hey that's my Wrench It is okay oh it's your wrench I no sorry about that all right I'm going to distract him get it I want you to turn down that attitude a little What attitude I don't have an attitude this works see there you go again he'll never I'm just trying to do my job here we only reached for it about eight times but uh what about the metal detector yeah people figure out a way to get past it that's it huh nothing to do with this guy don't move he's you have the wrench that I had the wrench on me oh God damn it yeah you had the wrench and you have pocket it was in my pocket you got metal detected I told you there are that that's important to remember the metal detector Tech uh Tech technique metal detector all right see I don't have anything in my pockets so I can just walk up mhm so now I'll stand here and uh and watch not that way though what do you mean not this way go the other way there we go okay that off theor that's fine now you can walk through nice nice that V behind the bin vent behind the bin now you I'll take care of the vent I probably have to distract this hatch what he definitely told me to go on the other side the first don't worry I'll take care of it no I think you have to have to pass something to me why would you pass the wrench to me I don't know we're already on the other side so I'm not really sure hold just pass me the wrench maybe there were two ways to go about it you could either pass the wrench or yeah thanks man appr all right we got the Run could have just handed that off to you about a minute ago this is fine this is less suspicious so let's go down here I think we just have to get back to the cell 195 IQ play all right what about other metal detectors we're going to get here in a second you've got the oh [ __ ] I I'll handle it you handle it wait wait no no wait you go through and I can we're going to do a hand off beautiful you can search me it's fine I got nothing to hide hey all right dude that was I think the game just broke right there I just went into like the default uh like 3D modeling pose that's [ __ ] weird that is weird strange I you think they would have figured that out and ironed that bug out before release did you praise the sun it's like an weird graphical glitch and surprised no reviewers talked about that one shake down up against the bars inmate uhoh sh you hear Meen up against the bars I've got the wrench oh [ __ ] wait I got I'm going to fake in my office I'm going to fake puke right this is what you do square hurry I got all right now I'm going to go like I I get it hand it off pass nice clean I'm a little sweaty sorry uh I think she you know God I missed you I miss you too how come you get a love interest cuz is this when I tell her that she's going to smuggle a wrench out of here good what can I do she's going to have to eat it so I hand the wrench off to her and she leaves the wrench right and then that the plan she now has the wrench and she can fix something are you sure I was bad I'm sorry that was [ __ ] both thought we could trust Harvey forget about that one delete that one from the VOD what if it turns out I'm Harvey okay you know what there you thank you for spoiling the entire game how's Alex that's what it is you are Harvey as you found out and we're going to find out we haven't seen anyone named Harvey Harvey I'd like to make a phone call Sir let's go really I like how I'm just wistfully watching you have a relationship yeah oh Carol I got a I got a baby on the way here comes name no it would be funny if she was like no you've talked about this 03465 but I need to take care of the har you know I was framed no you listen to me 03465 this is your son my family my own Brother come on that was good but you can't bring him back was that a good one get yourself kill tell me the truth please you talking to me know I have to do this I was I was I was reading my character's backstory you weren't paying attention to the absolutely [ __ ] hysterical joke that I just made I'll let you know you don't make the jokes for me okay you make the drugs for chat yeah but you would have thought that was funny here we go time to get out how long we've been playing for an hour and a half the game's a little shorter than I anticipated it's a little bit quicker no it's not because once we get out that's when we do the big we talked about the one selling point of this game yet no what is it that only one person has to buy and that I'm and that I'm mooching off of germa right now yeah so the game is 30 bucks it ain't like went in half how did we get back up here by the way oh we climb back up here I choose to believe that we never left okay yeah that everything else was an imagination yeah that's it it's $15 a person if you kind of go in like you PayPal your friend or something like that it's crazy what I guess we're just opening this up yeah all right you ready to do this we're breaking out yep breaking in three two one going to get caught immediately okay anything we guess this box is here you're like to push the C I know I I I like pushing around stuff all right there's a great right here and you're probably going have to jump on this no we both can't do this at the same time you would just broke my nose a what the hell oh watch out we got guards here did we just go I don't I think we just go yeah I guess we just go we're both run over [ __ ] got it's the same situation over here okay on three one two wait wait think about this for a second time it with the Thunder time it with the Thunder okay sure uh how are we supposed to time the Thunder the aces ready watch for the lightning then Thunder comes after lightning yeah the count one Mississippi to ready did you get your car fixed one Mississippi two Mississippi just a couple of more that's how far away it is stop it you hear that no I think the the guard on the left actually is me don't go try again no that that that's me that guard on the left you take you took too long I was I was just enamored yeah you see that Tower yeah that's where we're heading all right I for a second I was going to make the joke that's where we're going to go but that's where they are going [ __ ] you see that Tower over there Vincent yeah you can go there you can go there Combat First combat of the night same deal like last time yep okay been here done that come on over here do you how this goes why didn't you just grip my neck and flip me up with you with your legs I'm coming back for you this time you mean like a circus act why didn't we do that there's only one guard up here wait till he turns the light he coming back around they have a big Spotlight oh [ __ ] he went I got to go oh here he comes he comes your head's popping up man [ __ ] do we go around the side uhoh he's doing a figure eight go go go right to the right the right wait you you can take him down take him down quick take him down don't move on the ground now I can't compete with teleporting guards oh he blew the wh he was right behind me the whole time yeah [ __ ] yeah you're going out you're going out like a light you understand can you breathe oh no you can't all right we we end it already you just let him go he's dead I'm a murderer remember can we be seen here I feel like we can I mean no we definitely can't we have to wait we have to wait until he chooses which I think he's going to do the figure again and then as he does we have to sneak around the side all right if you start seeing his meter fill up you need to oh God okay take cover here he comes we got to get to that ladder he's coming over here he's on his way he's right here there's no way like what are you supposed to do no all right we have to go one at a time we have to go one at the time you have to how does he keep catching me I was taking cover behind the thing so here's what has to happen you you go first you have to wrap around and knock him up cuz I'm I'm causing a problem wait wait wait wait wait go fast oh we might not be going the right way oh well then why does it let us go up there uh maybe there's a maybe there's a secret collectible oh my God okay yeah it's been this the entire time oh Jesus Christ really necessary was I supposed to do that I think so all right like rifle through all this [ __ ] I'm going to P his brief guys see tell me if anybody's coming is this where we kill the warden the Pacific Ocean I wouldn't give to be can pick up the telephone make a phone let's prank call somebody sounds good over here see how fast I can make this go I broke the phone what are you doing [ __ ] I've never been to Asia like I'm talking to you over all right well I'm about to escape prison where did you even go I went down I went through the stair I went down the stairs all right this is where he snuck out I was learning geography laying in the hospital bed okay so what the hell are we talking about I'm going to take the guy on the left you take the guy on the right okay no I'll take yeah that sounds like a good idea okay what what the hell are you talking about you're all mixed up you get the guy on the right ready 1 2 3 oh he almost caught us that's how you do it get to the Tower just don't get seen by the Light how much does that guy get paid up there to just turn the spotlight back and forth on the roof yeah feel like you could really get that into automation somebody you can like a robot deter like go determine if there's movement or not that's good what watch out what I'm stuck on you there we go you're good you're good that was a little glitchy all right where where's the next hidey spot uh the next hiding spot looks like it's just kind of underneath is it on my side it's over here to the right maybe over here I think we just have to get over there and just use whatever hidey spot you can I think we have to get in the tower and knock the guy out okay it's fine it's fine you're up there huh I am up there oh I'm fine now we just have to get up the ladder good luck which I assume he can't see us from here but then i' be wrong well from here he can we have to I to jump over the pipes oh that scared the absolute hell out of me okay he can't okay let's do the same thing you just did oh wait going up all right can you take care of him working on it blow it excellent work I want to be the guy what if you turn it off oh I turned the light off I just point it right at you and sound the alarm there he is he's trying to get away we can use that wire we just need something to slide down with are you ready for some extreme sports okay what could go wrong it seems perfectly safe damn that's pretty high like so much confidence to to do that yeah I mean that would be kind of fun if it was Secure with a coat hanger if it was Secure not a coat hanger if it was a ride at Disney no you're strong don't worry Captain America is here where the hamburgers are tasting somebody shooting at you come on use that statue I'm coming hey we made it pistol that didn't seem like a smart idea [ __ ] they're shooting at us zigzag okay we fine open the great same deal quick zigzag go go go what is cockroaches right now don't stop all this is turn so much you okay back there where are you I can't oh God damn it I knew you were going to do that I was trying to get a shot in the head this is just mon we're just playing Monster Hunter world this exact same gameplay oh Lord hey monster hun world's pretty good game come on there all right all right where are the tracks we need to smell the ground the chopper yeah seems like we really pissed him off find Vincent what do mean find Vincent oh I think we we have to stay right next to each other hang on there's two paths here two paths yeah there's a path to the left and a path to the right then we should probably do go we should separate then right okay currently climbing some rocks a race now you're going to come from that way I yeah you you just should have you should not have gone that way my way was way faster wait there are cops everywhere keep your head down yeah yeah how'd they get here before us though we're the ones escaping they probably have a squad that's just out there or maybe they're having a yeah but if if they have a squad of like canine units we're done so we have to stop moving in the bushes just like in Monster Hunter world I know right that's what I'm saying there's another one right over here to the right all right uh how we going to play this uh we're going to play wait for the flashlight to go away and then make a break make a break are we going to hide in the bush I'm going oh that I I'm scared I didn't move hope you I'm not going to get seen I'm hiding in the bush right I can't be seen in the bush uh that is that is the theory that's a theory Theory there's nobody here would' you go all the way down to the bottom oh no I'm scared I I'm terrified right now I know what to do I don't know what to do I can probably take this guy out he's coming down your way oh [ __ ] I got a I got like two or three cops on me right now can I just can I jump and do L1 or R1 and smash him oh my God thank God he's going you are kind of in no man's land right now I really am all right I'm fine I'm going to take this guy out that's one guy down they're going to find the body no they're not smart in this game likeing Hitman too can you do anything can you take anybody out or no got one good why are we just hunting people right now where are we supposed to be going we're just hunting them all right I'm here at the co-op moment you're here at the co-op moment all right I better get there then I'm I'm where oh you're right here okay hi wait there's a guy a there's a guy aiming a flashlight down here are you ready no there's guy aiming a flashlight right here he's looking up in the trees he thinks there some kind of ow I'll take the guy on the right you get the guy on the left okay one two three go over the edge wow gently place them down guy coming up here on the right can we just steal their car we might be uh remember what's the Golden Rule if there's a drivable car in a video game it automatically gets plus one letter grade higher so we'll find out so like from a b to an A or a c to a b yeah if if we can actually drive that car and go wherever we want this goes from a to an a that's just a in video games there's a there's a lot of shotgun wielding police officers here I don't think that's safe uh excuse me connection excuse me why you Orange right now uhoh save as new save game quick save cross that bridge we catching us to be get out of you're inside of me right now we're playing Twister on the Rock somebody spin it what all blue it's on blue hand blue oh [ __ ] oh this this getting so awkward let spin the wheel again red foot oh wow I I touched your leg hey oh [ __ ] okay whoops son of [ __ ] that was a co-op moment yeah it was you ready you just have to time it ready I'm going in now I was going to say why you're not moving oh we got coops there [ __ ] coops up here man they brought in a great mechanic of row utensils of people and then brought it back hey we you know what we're only a third through the game that could come back his car take his car what are you crazy I don't like heights man okay uh whoa whoa decision wait a minute we've got a decision here um H go over the bridge Leo's way under the bridge Vincent's way under the bridge aren't you the one scared of heights wait why are you suggesting to go over the bridge if you're scared of heights yeah but we look there there's a car on top of the bridge go over the bridge it's more likely I mean yeah do you want the the game to get a full letter grade higher I mean I kind of do look at this replay value what why is this guy Captain Morgan what the hell are you doing he's going to catch you wow he is like I was just taking an Instagram photo from somebody across the way and ladies and gentlemen we have now we have now figured out that the game gets a full letter grade higher come on move move move already really come on really are you serious D the guy dives out of the way in the last second you can't let me run a guy over with a car go full speed over there jumped off the bridge oh my God what's happening I there where's the car going baby on board in the back man I didn't put my seat belt on I don't even know where we were're [Applause] going oh no okay so explain to me is someone who did oh do no but the the car no the full letter grade still stands but what the hell so what was the difference in full speed and not full speed if you didn't that you didn't figure out until the second time uh you can go very fast and you can try to like stealth by everybody I guess hurry up I hate I hate [ __ ] [ __ ] where are you oh you're ahead of me oh you got me I'm sorry man you're on your own now I getting eaten by dogit oh now we're going to do the uh we're going to do from like the trailer oh the dog gra me dude fell down the whole thing you did not jump there's no [ __ ] way you fell down feet first and then you fell down oh we need to hold on to the button here watch your guy's side seriously watch your guys's camera it's [ __ ] hilarious look at what happened look at this animation just right here Watch What Happens dude you all right grab okay we're good wait hold I knew there was one more I didn't think there was one more I thought you just had to get it full oh my God just that like going up with the oh my Lord that was [ __ ] the Queen's gemstone I love that you your feet go you fall all the way down halfway and then you just gust up and fly where the hell are we is the deal you either take it is that Harvey or got it I don't even know what's happening right now we're moving around by the way you don't need a briefcase that big for that little you're on the left I'm on the right look at this like what what the are you kidding me just get it in a small case you don't need it in a gigantic briefcase but so you can handcuff it to your arm to make sure it doesn't get stolen they could have put that in a shoe box and it would have been fine Leo busted out of prison what Leo busted out of out prison se you need to find him okay yeah but I'm not sure the men we have right now are that's my problem you just need to find him you got it I don't give a [ __ ] how just make it happen I can't even get over yes price down or No Deal okay all right so I get to choose I didn't do that but I guess I chose what do you mean oh that wait that was supposed to be us no what are you talking about why didn't I get to choose that was the bad guy that was me no it wasn't what that was not you that was probably the Harvey Bad Guy character Harvey bad guy was just me that was me that was not you see look it that's not you your character has black hair that guy had brown hair you have long side burs he died it and a hook nose okay he died it man I die for a burger well I'll let you know if I find a Burger Joint why is my guy obsessed with cheeseburgers I mean aren't you in a way that's true this is well this is let's take a moment here this is nice green it see that mountain over there mhm you can go there you can't get there the game's uh engine is not allow we're on a mountain so what if what if you can't get to that one though sorry dude hey like bursty bubble here you can't [ __ ] go there shut the [ __ ] up about it we were so hungry why don't we just get some fish yeah but it looks empty yeah you're probably right here comes a very long-winded story cut scene here how characters ever have to use the bathroom maybe there's something because it's implied we already did like already have a nude version of me like why don't I have to poop you know well because it's impli that we already cleaned up a little bit I knew we had to catch a fish wants to sleep I don't know how this fish but that's okay catch one fish each mhm you know how you've been carrying around sticks the entire game you have like a a spear that we could like stab it with I don't know how are we supposed to do this look at oh look at this oh look at this survival games all right well I'll light the fire now we're talking need more wood almost there do you can you make one for me too or do you I have to make one too don't I all right who hope gets the first one is the superior gamer okay kind of cheating though cuz I'm scaring them towards you so you're going to have it easy I mean you agreed now they're in the ground you're a gamer not bad that was basically a tie we need more fire I'm going to need some more wood for the fire uh so we have to carry around now oh [ __ ] wait we can put it down just put it in the dirt a little bit it's fine so we need wood Twigs everything is a race now over okay yeah it is you made it like this not me no you're the one that said whoever does it first is a superior gamer you but but that that was it that was it okay fire is there go get your stick so we can cook these at the same time you know yeah I can see that we can have a nice uh sit down and discussion about our our past lives and what we intend to do now that we're free men apparently our bonding moment it didn't taste very good I guess that tasted like [ __ ] man well you basically just are your character yeah you always say the thing he's about to say like right before he just grow that those chops for fun [ __ ] listen man could you yeah I hear you no when I grow my facial hair out it looks like somebody placed each hair on my face that's a joke look like you shaved the back of a cat it all up pasted it on my face with Elmer's Glue that's how bad it looks we went from Monster Hunter to pubg and we we're wearing the same clothes we would be wearing if we played pubg so that's good let's go inside that warehouse I'm going to find a frying pan you can find a terrible pistol and we're both going to die in 5 minutes and then we're going to uninstall the game watch it the blue zones coming yeah watch out hey I hear footsteps do you oh no you making a another uh Vincent help me out here public unpredictable fa's uh greatness berries and grapes yeah public unpredictable berries and grapes what just somebody's house yeah we're about to accidentally murder someone this look by the looks of it an innocent old lady I don't want to kill her let's just like change the TV channel and just hide and see what she does she's got a shotgun on the table so what you mean that's now our shotgun see it's just pubg it comes another decision uh we we're going in there and making a scene right um you want to go like release the horses like on the one hand I feel like I owe some allegiance to my character yeah but on the other hand why is your character's way the more fun sounding way cuz I'm the crazy guy you're the more collected tax attorney and I'm the crazy guy that likes to punch people and stuff you want to you want to let like chat decide this one know we know which one they're going to pick I mean do we you can go go ahead you know if they want to release the horses but they're not going to you know it's you know I I'm going to I want to see what they say release you know what just because I said that everyone is going to try to do the opposite of what I said I don't know man depends well uh release the horses is winning by a lot it seems did you put it in your chat I did yeah I I'm honestly surprised I think it's just because I made such a think about it they wanted to prove me wrong you guys really want to see us release the horses all right release the Vincent's way I that's it yeah there's no coming back from this one there's no coming back from there man let's try watch this turn out to be like the the worst crazy way can't go over that come on you can't go over that fence what the absolute heck oh we need the ladder mhm don't sound so dejected you not even we're not even done yeah I know but I I just why can't we just walk over because put side of the building we don't want to get caught so what does this go there is a clear doorway up here right there I thought it was but why why have the giant thing over there yeah I know the window is your gamer since man hey where were you okay horses I thought we had to come up through here might be able to scare the horses what am I doing vent first we release the horses then we push this piece of [ __ ] down there are the horses let's release them they're here be careful out big guys there you go buddy how many do you you just need to get one of course you going to releas them both freedom for all right have you seen the Last Jedi yeah you have I've Seen the Last Jedi yeah you have I've seen that movie We're In The Last Jedi now oh don't even that's not even a good reference that's a reference that makes me sad yes it is this is this is a perfect reference no it's not it's a perfect reference all right get up here and let's drop the cement down let's see if this scene is better than it the other its counterpart I'm willing to give that to you is this scene better than the last Jedi the whole movie all right let's scare the horses all right oh hell the horses are escaping honey oh dear didn't we lock the barn of course I did glad we did this one this one was really fun but hey it's there they go They're going to get their horses I don't think you guys are running fast enough let's just hope these horses keep running they will all right well now we're going inside mhm I'm getting the shotgun what's this we got he brought the shotgun with him who am I calling uh hi is this Steve no Rob no what what is this for the this is a different video game we we can banjo duel you understand with extra pepper call a pizza this is just play with the Fun House the game all right wait a minute what is this might as well give them a hand with the dishes I'm doing it dishes for them the least you can do man it is the least that we could do how long is this song what is this is this a cookie jar all right yeah now we like cut the gas line let's see what they have smell some this is the dumbest thing ever smells pretty damn good like if they come back we're just [ __ ] around in their house playing with all their toys there's more and there's a piano all right wait a minute where's the shotgun nice nice can we wait can we play the pan at the same time oh that's unfor I'll get the banjo play together extreme no I tried that it's it's miserable you make the same joke nice okay yeah [ __ ] yeah let me just [ __ ] destroy that first try that's good that's good we unlocked the special cut scene we got the special cut scene yeah come on Vincent what the [ __ ] are you doing in our house shotgun blast no they're not even going to be mad because we're so good good man they're going to come back and they're just going to be impressed oh yeah hey we got the good ending this is good ending uh this kind of [ __ ] just makes this game okay now you're getting cocky that just makes this game we could light a fire if we put some of this wood in like relax on the couch I want to make sure they know that they can come back and be comfortable I can't believe you actually can do this let's just watch TV ladies and gentlemen this is great I've missed a simple life I really want them to come back I really do let's go upstairs oh there's definitely more toys upstairs man looking good man well that's just rude I I what I just did was just mean there's nothing funny there what' you do I just ru over a picture in this guy's uh hallway here we go [Music] close oh you doing the prank calls now too hello we're all right right now we are just being Sims yeah this do you understand we're just going around where did I get this uh excuse me what are you carrying right now hey what what's what's your energy and your social at right now cuz that's what we're doing my hygiene is very low right now I'm going to go do the thing that gives me plus fun use telephone this is like the add Paradise because if anyone's bored looking at one thing they just look at the other side of the screen and there's like another thing going on also there's a secret door here is there I don't know how to open it though they have like a panic room or something let's get it open never really been a hat man keep still [ __ ] how do I do this huh looks better than expected okay let's get it right this time almost time for you to go to work and make 300 simoleons whatever they are Sim what are they called so what's this what's the Sims money this is the first and last time I'm testing this type of of hat I want to wear that one for the rest of the game though I wish you could walk around with that stupid hat on for the rest of the game all right go go change your clothes my wife always says that I don't look good in hats all that's just the sniper from Team Fortress too I'm sorry I had to I had to say it it is that was just take that image of when it was at that angle and superimposed on Team Fortress I have a gun change your clothes maybe you'll get a gun too excuse me this is a private Affair I can't go in there I wish I could just pull the shotgun out and just shoot look like Indiana Jones H that guy has the same clothes you have it's just a different kind of shirt he has the same the guy has the same taste as you that Paisley shirt he's got the same taste do I wear corduroy pants I don't know is there anything else we can do got open the Secret Door I how do we open the Secret Door is there a way to do it uh I'm sorry wrong number I don't think there's a way to do it clearly a secret door like right here though yeah I don't know how to do it though all right get out we need to find the truck in the garage I got to do some dishes these people don't have any cars they just they Park their horses in their garage somebody said bookshelf bookshelf bookshelf bookshelf book They're freaking out they're saying bookshelf they're all saying bookshelf yeah everyone's in is freak there's a lot of empty bookshelves though I'm hearing bookshelf like it's the only thing that's in the chat let see do they have anything interesting bookshelf look I tried I tried nothing here nothing on the bookshelf sit down that what they're saying sit first sit down and then bookshelf all right I'm going to sit down okay you sit down where's bookshelf this good this looks you were sitting here already how did you not do this of all right you happy now chat I'm just going to sit here for the rest of the game while I re what these old folks read that's what they wanted you guys to oh they want okay they wanted you to all right get up let's go are you going back upstairs again throw horses what oh we thought we can play horseshoes no yes we can you better get down here I love this is just the mini game part of the game climbing up the window it's a perfectly usable front door door do this though if you have to get in while the people are still there all right your turn just not only that being real romantic here okay I wanted to use the like secret upstairs dude it's just like dis it's it's just like going back we turn this place into not only the SIMS house but a McDonald's play place clock clock clock I'm not clicking on I'm not click on a clock you clowns are not going to get us to click on a clock okay I don't know I want to see what's behind the Secret Door chat clowns constantly contemporarily I don't think there's tock on clock so if I go click on the clock and it doesn't do anything does that mean we get to ban everybody who said clock uh it's literally every single person I don't know if you want to do that there would be like eight people in chat get over it we're not going to the clock clock is going to tell you the time that's great all right look let's just I'm I'm going to make Chad happy you are you actually going to go to the clock you're not going to go to the clock are you going the clock I'm going to go take a piss while you go to the clock cuz like that's going to take like two minutes I'll be right back I'm peeing so just that's what I'm doing I'll go to the clock to screw in the studs which clock upstairs or downstairs that you're all going to be wrong about there's a clock not that one okay grandfather clock no interactables there's not even a clock you can touch in here got him there's no clock I can't believe it did you enjoy did you enjoy the clock what did you learn from the clock anything important uh pretty sure there's no clock but I'm getting better at the banjo but there's some like insanely difficult segments here jery you need to go do the now they're saying both hats at once we're not doing two hats at the same time absolutely not not going to happen we need two people for the hats two clocks at the same time no you guys have just [ __ ] yeah not now they're just making stuff up yeah and now now you're going to say what look at the lawn mower you're going to mow the specific part of the grass you both that both them throw a horseshoe at the same time all I need your help it's not going to work we got to lift the car first all right stop playing all righty excuse me like Sim italics I need you over here to do the job all right you need to come over here you need to fix this while I hold this up I'm here bossy you need to go do work while I hold this up this is heavy where is the tire iron it's on on this side other side where's the tire I the tire's on it oh you already put it on there yeah you need to go under no no grab the grab the wood the wooden log right there okay head that great the car has four wheels now that's a good start I do have to drive this time you can drive this time you have a gun so I kind of have to yeah well we need to did you put gas in the car no we have to push it first where are we pushing this to this doesn't seem like a smart idea what if we just did this all the way to where we were going I told you that was going to happen did you let go I didn't let go did you let go whatever let's go get it oh gas it's fine I didn't let go did you let go I didn't look at the clock did you look at the clock the clock all which which clock are you referring to the clock someone said the clock is actually real and then link a YouTube video all right let's go let's go [ __ ] it get in the house I went looking for the clock and there was no clock I could do I swear to God if there if there is no clock in here I'm going to mute the stream for 5 minutes where which clock hey there there's like three clocks there's this clock this clock right here that one doesn't do anything there's this clock here that wait a minute wait a minute well why can you interact with it but I can't hold on hold on that's weird did it open the door no the door's still closed I think there's a co-op moment required dud both clocks the same time I knew that would I hear the I hear it is it in this room I think we both need to do the same clock yeah you got to come over here do the same clock you can't touch the clock no I can't touch the clock there's got to be one for me and one for you unless unless you just can you f that well I can pull it okay let's try to wait wait wait wait ready one two 3 holy [ __ ] they weren't lying you got to be kidding me they weren't lying I knew this was a secret room but what's the point of even being in here is a chest in here who oh my God I always wanted to do that that's it it was e it was a Zelda Easter egg Zelda Easter egg in here mhm hey that very surprising wasn't that cool listen these people are vicariously experiencing the game hey wasn't that cool like now we lost like 15 minutes repairing the truck all right listen there's one there's one more thing everyone wants to my God don't just get what do you what is it they want us to try to put both both hats on at the same oh my God why I know it's just not going to work don't feed them you're feeding them you're lining them up in like a trough and feeding them whatever they want yeah ready one two 3 it not going to work it's not going to work time to go home okay I can do this one grab the other one but when you I can't ready I can't can you grab this can you grab one now no why are we [ __ ] doing this right now put the Hat down get put the Hat down and let's get back to the truck and let's fix the truck up and drive and play the game [ __ ] god hey guess what the lawnmower doesn't do anything I've already been I've been near it already but yeah but the clock didn't have a prompt either where's the [ __ ] lawnmower Bing it's right there much this bingo I want to see Leo if this doesn't do anything guys if this does not do anything stream's getting muted 5 minutes bingo bingo beat that hey look at that I'm the [ __ ] doesn't do anything I'll see you guys see you guys in 5 minutes no no go get other side of the house here there you go keep going keep going no no no over here all right at the same time one two there's no way now mute your stream mute your stream for 5 minutes M my M we're turning off for 5 minutes we M mute the stream mute the game for for for at least 2 minutes this is punishment cuz punish the chat mute the stream all right well whatever you guys got your time out so how do we do this we didn't do anything wrong we need batteries I came over from Gera sub only mode it's safe here it's a different lawn MOA F all I muted him I muted him [ __ ] off it's a different lawnmower what what's what's the worst song you've ever heard in your life they can hear us that's fine they can hear us what what is the worst music worst song you've ever heard in your life absolute worst [ __ ] song well there's there's a clear classic and it's rat related that's the worst song you ever heard it's the Chuck-E-Cheese song Chuck-E-Cheese what is it like the pizza song uh I think it is the happy dance Chuck-E-Cheese happy dance hey everybody we have a brand new dance called Chucky's happy dance Chucky are you ready to show them let's do it the first thing we're going to do is jump up and down and push our hands in the air next we're going to give ourselves a high five the next thing we're going to do is Step really high and stomp our feet on the ground do you guys want to dance with me yeah great it's really easy just follow me I know this is important is shut this off is over the joke is over to hear this old people are back they're back joke's over how was the song it was awful you're going pay for I told you come on let's go come on come on come on go go go go [Applause] go damn it back up I'm safe from the song it's better here hey B we got coming step on it how many bullets do I have uh I assume infinite can't this piece of [ __ ] any faster all right sit down Leo you're going to fall off all right here we go nice aim and shoot here they come hold on back there just focus on driving man good luck I'll keep them off our that oh head shot oh okay well they kind of close oh how's your burnout training last night way it was pretty good H I need to load up why are they so psychotic they insane there's nobody even driving this one yeah there is this is a lot harder than it looks we just got s oh he's on top of the truck we just got Panini pressed these are worse than GTA cops yeah they are I'm doing my they actually worse than GTA cops oh [ __ ] this is going to be tight it's going to be tight wow you almost just crashed us into that thing it's going to be tight what okay hold on man going I'm fine I'm good I'm good I'm good good no big deal then going to break out their windshield that's not even there's nothing I can do about it what do you mean you can't do anything about it like he just ran me into a rock why is this guy it's a carlet on fire and he's still here stop this is not fair why did I just turn around go this what are you doing why it's like snapping me around controller a I know assume I'm not going to come oh my God how much further do we have to go we're about to be in a tunnel so I assume not much further oh [ __ ] it's total chaos I love it I thought you were could take us off the edge there for a second hey good driving though thanks man doing a good job so farit hold on can I shoot that guy a I couldn't even pull the trigger so we're good right okay back there uh maybe more obstacles now wow what are you guys doing down here this is just a VR demo that's all this is is all right we're good uhoh spikes out we got him now for Speed hey we get to do my plan from earlier and go under the bridge under arrest like we're going to stop nowe you okay yeah yeah let's go come on get those B come on go go go just killed probably like 30 cops get to the boat over there we're get to the canoe yeah we're going to get out of here with the canoe that works can't wait V come on go all right uh do you want to take bets on whether there's a waterfall uh I will take bets on that I think there'll be a waterfall steer and you uh row I think we both this is going to be Co-op rowing this is a going to work this is like a this is like a demo of a wi game start mini game welcome to another uh Edition we will not be able to get this done and it's going to take a thousand just do the back and forth yeah okay that works actually it actually moves the boat surprisingly clever guy all right now we actually have to turn it now you have to turn why you going you turn it opposite direction oh come on we had a better opportunity to go uh to the left yeah you were saying this this really is just fill this game with we mini games with two people yeah but it's like fun though it's not like the kind what's nice about it is that it ends whereas with the Wii Mini game you bought it at Walmart thinking all of your family was going to like it and now you're stuck with it after you played it once this is true watch that corner this is the river rapid Flo level yeah there there has to be a water level fine for some reason we're picking the extremely difficult side this is the difficult side uh I'd saay right for this one for sure that looks like a pretty big dip on the left watch out some R up ahead no kid yeah like this one like the one you're watching oh that a about that realistically here it is here it is's can't have water without a waterfall yep so what what we supposed do about this oh we need to spe we need to steer all right you're good you got it what do you mean I got it look I'm helping that would have destroyed the boat hard right it's harder right this is a very hard right this is almost a U-turn oh of course there's a rock in the middle no we're going right right for that rock sideways uhoh no uh happen to beward be this direction I don't think so spin us around no spin us around this way with the current with the current you're going to go on a full 360 oh come on oh no this is just a little stick at this point a little piece ofle Lumber no operation Operation don't touch the side of the uh the hemoglobin the [ __ ] cut it cut it no dead too far too far wow we got a cut scene it saved our life we actually got a life save save oh Jesus you got to save me how am I supposed to do that yeah I'm coming I'm coming all right oh you have to you have to come over here I'm on my way what happened is that supposed to happen I just assumed you did that on purpose I did not do that on purpose that that just happens feel I'm playing Tomb Raider right now come on a we did it hero yeah that is a question what what does happen now look where do we go from here for the video game I know thinking we got take down Harvey Harvey won't be easy we but I'm going he's the whole point of the game I'm telling you it's me we're going to have to make a decision at the end of the game do we kill Harvey or not toldo everyone made fun of me what is your story with Harvey but if you kill him you get like arrested and thrown back in prison and Harvey made a huge score bang job no it's going to be me they already showed him yeah they showed me I had a little bit of surgery are you doubling down I am I had surgery it's my twin brother but that greedy [ __ ] had other plans all right where's the flashback this is the lore here's the lore here it comes he's going to be it's pay attention listen if you only pay attention to one scene it's probably this one because I guarantee you there's going to be a decision at the end of the game and we're going to have to make based on the information in this cut scene okay guarantee it there there he is there's Harvey there I am it's your clone yeah that that that other gu is not even here that's not Harvey no looks about right that's Harvey on the right no that's not Harvey here you go the Golden Gun what do you think the diamond again pleasure doing business with you guys guys's got like a briefcase with three milk he didn't even give me the case what the [ __ ] are you doing give me the [ __ ] case Leo hand it over now uh all right there is nothing personal it's just business and I'm going to start talking at the same time give me the briefcase I'm going to start talking this is Tyler Duran from Fight Club again spoilers we came out 20 [ __ ] years ago didn't do the QT fast enough next thing I know I'm surrounded by cops that's rough I'm sorry or trust me he's the one who's going to be sorry how would they even pin it on him though would they be able to tell he shot him with like a Desert Eagle I know one of his guys and there's no gun on the scene yeah some daytime TV show would be able to figure that out not us yeah something before and after the Price Is Right would be able to figure that out for you the cereal is that you can get sugar rush Sugar Rush Oh kids these days am I right marshmallows Alex sounds kind of good what is it honey what's wrong Captain Crunch [Music] uhoh uh well you're in trouble Alex Alex little Alex saw you in the newspaper he can read as well he knew that that said fugitive at large wa wa it wasn't like two he was like probably like five can I ask you was like five or six you can read it five sure no you can't yes you can how do you you can like like smart kids that go into advanced classes can read at five when do you learn uh your child's ability to recognize different colors heats up around 18 months col they're not color coded orphanage it'll be a while longer before he's able to name the colors most children can name at least one color by three sorry to hear that okay can three-year-olds read the years between ages three and five are critical to reading growth and some 5-year-olds are already in kindergarten all right go ask your kindergarten class uh class what do fugitive at large me and see how many like real answers no matter what that kid is also supposed to be 10 that's just how it is when did you learn to read he's just a little OverWatch kid all right how do you think that kid was five CU after you when you increase over the age of 25 every person under the age of 18 is the same age all right split up we'll find the house keep telling yourself that uh yeah I think oh man oh man get over here this is [ __ ] amazing where which way did you go oh you're all the way down there you see what we can do we play baseball oh man more just Sims games [ __ ] you how do you swing too I'm not saying it's my business how long have you been H okay that's that's odd why did you just get out of my face my God there we go all right you got to swing very early it was H that was a foul this is how far you can is just creeping right behind you [ __ ] don't walk in front of the game hey we're playing a game here buddy me versus you you can put Sprint on that ball damn it whoops [ __ ] hey you started with points I don't think you deserve those now no no that's not points oh sorry that's just a grand slam home run care watch it I'm going to need to stand behind a net oh that's yeah to the Moon oh to the Moon Bitcoin crypto all right your turn your turn what's the button crap now I see why you were having problems nice got you literally just click the button as soon as you see the Miss what you can't handle it all right you ready one more no got to hit one more got there it is to the Moon there we go all right any more fun games to play in a way out bye of the carnival this why this is why I quit playing little league you know where my family lives please but I'm wondering if you've seen a 30 something woman with a kid really I just chill why am I hammering you just pick thing up and just hit it's it's just a child simulator yeah uhoh I didn't want to go out here yet okay oh no it's it's it's little Alex run I'm com I'm coming I'm coming no no no no don't run away what you run away run away he doesn't want to see you it out no probably made me run all the way directly to baseball and I get to see if there's any other miname over here he help out help me out I need help here negative oh what are you that's another baseball wait is that my wife you look upset oh I am I'm waiting for my goddamn husband probably is your wife have you seen it that is my wife I what did he do I don't know where is he he's been cheating on me and no all right what are you really just going to stand there and wait I what else do you want to do there's a playet here yeah the play you can't even you can't even run up that slide told you okay you got me there you can't even go on a swing oh God damn it oh come on [ __ ] hell I gosh going to open the secret room it's sounds so dejected this it is dejected why are we sizing this thing up I don't think we we can't get on this oh come on are you serious why minus one hold on yeah all we can do is look at it why why would that even be an interaction button they must have just done it just to make you feel bad same time maybe we have to sink it sink it up we definitely did ready 3 2 1 go look at that wow are we doing I don't know you sat down first no I didn't yeah you did can we move it this is getting awkward what no come on we can't do it good enough we have to hide we're going to have a fun thing called hide in the refrigerator or something right your husband is broken out of prison stop stop calling me ma'am okay I have no clue where he is listen just saw himo with you you let us know yeah sure like she could have said answered that honestly if we had been 30 seconds later yeah even 5 seconds later mhm why is that cop wearing a fake beard that's true don't ask me why because he has a baby face and nobody on the forest respects him fake beard we good of course we are that's a weird kiss okay yeah yeah I'm I me she has to get around the nose I mean what do you want who's here Alex huh what hey buddy could afford a voice actor for him no they already talked don't worry Leo he's just a little bit they do more than seven lines after Union nice I don't know you found out got you got to enter sag if the kid says more than four words okay has to be put in the credits all right again we're going to increase the letter grade again if that motorcycle is drivable but both of us on it okay I think I think it kind of has to be this is some foreshadowing right here if that motorcycle is ridable and D where else are we going to go before we go no no no you went too soon what do you mean I went to I'll be out here good luck you have fun I'm going to go play with more toys I'm playing with toys dude I really should just title this stream it was all right a way out colon playing with toys CU that's the whole gamey work of an artist this is awful know the line work people don't look like that wow hey Alex leave me alone he's going to what the what I'm going to have to catch your kid why does he keep having funny escapes uh kid don't uh son don't somebody stop that kid from okay I have to go free you just like sitting there drinking I'm like dealing with family problems you help her I'm going to go talk to my son you needed help with something yeah I do grab me a wrench from the shed over there please ma'am I have extensive experience Gathering wrenches yes you do come on buddy come on just let me up Alex hey please tell me I got to climb the tree hey look your sign is broken why don't you come down and help me fix it I'm going to need a hammer oh God no more like go get a hammer and there's a tool man you got to you dick you just kicked that into the road you're going to cause a [ __ ] fre pile kid that'll teach you to run away from daddy oh this sign is beautiful Alex you should come down and see it is he warming up to us oops H you I'm Eclipse say goodbye to your mini game hope you had fun playing comes back you both lying on the ground dead I love you buddy I love you so much all okay I was looking over a chat for one second I looked over I thought he was as tall as I was like that doesn't make any sense how why is he This Tall basketball he's huge you're has he been like walking down on his knees he's on stils I want to ride the bicycle that could be fun but maybe we should get going no basketball one game come on come on dad okay guys one game get ready to lose boy sorry I think I kicked it into the street though yeah you did you kicked the we can't play basketball together oh he went and got it this game seriously is just do mundane [ __ ] together relaxing with two people pass D pass it me what a ball hog he watch this one son [ __ ] all right make this little kid play defense pass the B how do you know my name I don't know I'm going to guard don't let him have it all right give me give me give me give me that kid give me the ball kid that's right did you just take it you just did the meanest thing you could possibly do just did the wicked mean steal ball from kid and dunk on it we're just like having fun as adults he tried to oh look at that from three give me that [ __ ] ball oh no here you can play now stealing slam dunking on natural Talent like how much of a ego Maniac do you have to be to like do that to like a child would you look at that that's so funny you guys seem to be getting along all right we are I thought I thought you had I just thought you had like a weapon you [ __ ] I'm over here man you were holding your hands out so this is home now not for long if the cops found him har he can't even play here go you know what where are we going just leave let's get out of here and you really think Harvey will leave us alone St murdering bastard you you guys have you guys are so bad at this go get it this is what happens when you spin around in a circle 100 times and try to play basketball holy [ __ ] that was further than I just did nice by the way do you still have that piece oh I get a gun uhoh no it's going to be the jewel or the gun you get a gun well a piece she had the jewel though you know pie piece is a gun yeah no I agree oh my God and it's huge here you go I love you thanks baby you I give me a big SM I'm going to wait outside for this one smoke a little bit more I think did I love you baby your own way I have to leave now hey thanks for coming for 10 minutes and he didn't come back for like 10 more years all right here we go sure this Ray guy will give us Harvey's location he better what if he doesn't we're going to punch him trust me don't worry I'm bringing a gun this way hey the [ __ ] out of my way think you're going we're here to talk to someone got to talk to somebody got a [ __ ] this is a coffee shop this is a constru Fu funny guy grab by the neck all right you want do you want to do which way Bluff or threat may as well let chat decide again all right looks like looks like Bluff is doing a uh off to a great start here with Bluff yeah I mean Bluff is winning by like a long shot game over you're not going to win sorry guys as much as I would like to tough it out Bluff oh yeah and you going to stop me you'll have to excuse my colleague he hasn't had his morning coffee yet but he's right though we're here to check if this site is up to code Jesus Christ another inspection what is it with you guys just coming and coming and coming it's how we keep you honest that's right the way the guy said that you you knew the same voice line three times in a row though yeah there you go I'm not convinced that he recorded that one time man oh he recorded that to be a funny guy absolutely put your hat hat on no joke yeah nobody would believe they you would have imagine walking onto a job site and going I want to inspect this always [ __ ] can you since I was a kid I don't know but yeah right I you were just a sweet little boy Whoa look that's cool see that skyscraper don't do it yeah don't do it I know what you're going to say but don't even think about it don't even let it purse your lips is that Al look like fun can I do it remember this is the toy game hey what I can't hear you I'm looking for your boss my what I want to talk to you can you turn that off I can't hear you turn it off I still can't hear you is that Gilbert godfried speaking I think it was I think it actually was I did complain about them not being able to use the bathroom I did I did say it and my guy just went oh God like he's been waiting a this this whole time he's been waiting the whole stream no did he just say yeah coming out oh wait okay here's another toy want to try yeah of course I do all right why not good choice hey remember Monster Hunter I do please don't be a mash game it's going to be a m game what button is it going to be oh dear nice what oh take them down take them down yes we just do this for the rest of the stream come on come on I can't it was too much you can't handle it I can't go any faster no my no I can't feel my right thumb anymore and I was just trying with him I'm not going to lie that was [ __ ] hard yeah no it was you're making it sound easy but I know how fast I was pushing that was hard that was not easy what are you some kind of stupid I think you you misunderstand you [ __ ] idiot well are you that's the guy I but sir uh we got a facial hair competition coming up all right Chase take the stairs I'll go this way okay here we go where am I going okay I'm going you're going in the elevator oh there I you that's him Wow Come on open it's up to you now there is no up to me they there he is it's a great mirror segment why is he so much faster than me [ __ ] I see him you kidding me out whoa whoa whoa [ __ ] this whole thing going to fall uh okay I thought you had to come save me this guy's wrecking this whole construction s he's blowing the whole building he's on your side what do you you could easily get out of this way wow I am Indiana Jones hey he's doing like $500 million worth of damage watch out this is not a safe work environment I really [ __ ] that up I slowed down and still slid over all right I am on top of the elevator that he went in I'm going up I'm above you or I was where'd he go I'm going to kill him hey relax don't need to use that now okay why the hell not voice of reason let's focus on finding him first pretty sure you just racked another round let go all right let's do it find the guy in the construction site found a shimmy segment uh okay for a minute I thought you were lying on your back and just sliding look over until I didn't look over till then I just you just kind of that was very strange to see he's going to be hiding around one of these Corners yeah well here comes a let's look around probably hiding in here somewhere what are they doing oh it's like that painting why would you be up here isn't that like a Norman Rockwell painting or something I don't know but but the are you di no they did this man they actually this is real they did this in like the 70s sit out there on the thing and eat lunch at huh he's not here is terrifying probably in the toilet hey oh there is a guy in the toilet it's the wrong guy hey he's like twice in a row no way twice in a row it's a different guy open it both times found him he get him he's over here why do you have help me must it open open the door all right ready three two 1 go ow go boss fight he's going to get over the cran sh Leo you got that piece of [ __ ] I'm going to kill you all right you got the crane listen I got an idea let's use that crane over there yeah okay okay going to drop it to dropping on top of me he like knock me out I'm trying oh you have to stand on an I see all right get me over there you just dumped me off the side of the building I wish I could that be so funny do you see him no I don't see him anywhere I don't know where he went keep looking he's got to be up there somewhere what fire ax huh I'm going to use the crane to help knock him out hey he's heading for a crane cut him off cut him off [ __ ] what that's dangerous yeah that would have uh irreparably burned my hand oh going to be bad I see you up there there you go I started the crane this is the beginning of a James Bond movie oh god really this is not good come on just keep moving this is uh this is Casino Royale is this what happened in Casino Royale like the very beginning didn't they like fight on a crane he's coming right over to you that's funny he is I'm cutting him off I did what you told me to do nice work just jump up there this is not going to end well for one of us I'm coming help me I'm coming VC he's going to throw you up hang on you're going to get thrown off the Ed oh no oh no this is a lot I'm taking I'm sorry I have I cannot go faster than this he's literally stepping on my fingers I can just trap pees walk over there I'm coming down he's on the move again what what's going on oh wait how did that happen I had to push R2 I thought I had to push Square you he was pushing you you were pushing him Miss impossible that hurts so bad oh God you guys a Diablo Three angle what all right we got to split up I'll go this way yeah we really have to like Coral him we have to Coral him like a rabbit go I can't hold him by myself what oh tap sh what do you think you got him get your hands off me that dude should be like an Olympic runner Three Stooges we're going to hang him over the edge we're even tying him up so you going to tell me where Harvey is [ __ ] you I ain't telling you [ __ ] now it's going to be go find a tool but this time for torture oh look at this whoa a gun whoa wow that's cool that was a that was a that's cool W that was a magic trick that was where' you get that pull it out of nowhere I don't know about you here that could make this guy talk what do you say guys come on o now it's like a different kind of toy box this should it's like a torture Toy Box how's that feel huh what man you shot me in my knee yeah and the next one's going to be in your head sorry wild card I went right for it I'm sorry well you shot him in the leg and he's not talking I don't think there's anything else we can do up here that's going to get him to talk ah we can open his wallet and we can take his credit cards and buy a bunch of [ __ ] a lamp you going to put the light in my eye is that your bright idea this is this smart guy torture me hold my teeth start talking please stop and I got your wall you've already shot him in the lake yeah oh look what do we got here your cockies yeah so try driving it now huh I still ain't talking car so petty considering considering you shot him in the you were not supposed to shoot him in the leg the very first thing you can do I'm pretty sure I know about a nail gun you going to talk or what I said [ __ ] yeah how about this huh you like this God what what do you have in your hand you'll see whoa there a beast smoker come on start talking I said start talking come on I ain't saying [ __ ] [ __ ] you God damn it why didn't I use it you you try to use it all right guys oh we got it he's talking all right you I'll tell you what you want oh what what convinced you was it shooting you was it throwing your precious car keys calm down somewhere in Mexico was over I don't know where exactly but he's in Mexico he's got a big mansion there it's the truth I swear so that's where the ride is hiding huh yeah that's where he is don't tell him I told you you don't tell me what you don't tell him I said that though please see you later hey let's go guys he's bleeding from a from a vital don't leave me here you're crazy me guys come back the funny thing is like they're he he's dead up there he's he's going to be up there for probably days he's going to die no he's yeah he's going to bleed out well he needs to eat and [ __ ] he's dead in like three days whoa that's my that might be my favorite thing of the whole game so far is hey what do you think about this whoa cool there you go I would clap if I could but my arms are tied I got a contact that might fly us down to Mexico hey we're going to get on the plane you called it that's good and I got an idea on how to get those guns but we going to need cash are we actually going to get like a third person shooter we can't robing a bank now I mean I feel like when a video game always has to up the ante like what that's kind of what was always going to happen mhm you know what I mean like okay you escape prison sure you go on like a boat River Chase all right up on the ante car chase with guns all right up the ante now you both have guns and you have to fight your that's just seems like the natural climax so a pretty varied location so far at least yeah that's the least like what if we were just in prison the whole game though yeah you think they'll have enough money they better have I'm not going after Harvey with just a handgun yeah well guess there's only one way to find out okay then you ready yeah with you guns give me the gun what you exactly look we need to keep a low profile what do you mean you just shot a guy I say we do this the fast way man just in and out I say we do this the easy way let's not oh God another decision Leo keeps the gun Vincent takes the gun what do you want to do here you want to do another Choice everyone's I feel like everyone's going to pick Vincent takes the gun so we may as well go against the grand for once uh you know you're probably right just make sure nobody gets hurt start robbery can you just go in I have to wait for you what if I don't want to start yet can you start a conversation I'll distractor though yeah distractor so are you the only one in today why do you care I'm just trying to make conversation man well I'm not interested in one wow okay Rob it oh well anybody else you can talk to she's dead to me yeah there's another guy we got a guy in the back right in case in the joint and uh I think that's it there is something else I can do over here what's that no cops oh you sabotage the telephone all right good good nice work good thing we didn't go in right away hey man how are you doing there's a [ __ ] robbery nobody [ __ ] move hey man how you doing see this it looks like a gun but you going it's the key to the register so [ __ ] open it you're wasting your time there's barely any cash in register open it told you [ __ ] what you say not one more word from you [ __ ] sit down sit down one more word out dropped that can somebody ran did they oh there's a guy back here let me go Leo get over here put it down anybody put him down you're going to use up all the bullets I just got knocked out let me go let him go Leo there go get over that's all you have to do the whole time holy show that guy I broke that guy's neck with one punch oh she's got to gun behind the counter uh I I broke that guy's neck in half she's loading gun what mean she's loading the gun she's load I told you she's got a gun behind the counter how am I supposed to stop her from loading the gun gun give me a [ __ ] gun don't try anything funny man what's the point of having the gun if I can't cuz you're just supposed to th you're not supposed to kill people we're not murderers you have another gun combination I don't have it um I love how they're just kind of like relax dude stop shooting not even scared they're just annoyed fine 137 137 shouldn't I be doing that uh yeah you probably should be it's okay under control did the guy actually get away yeah that guy got away there's a robbery going look it was like 30 bucks in here gas St driver yes yes okay got here Hustle Man there you go that's what I'm talking about where's our car over here we got to go get in the car come on Leo all right punch it nice oh no got him in the tractor the county fair with the goofy trucks was in town today you good I'm good who's this guy don't worry he's with me oh he's I've been through a lot yeah I'm Vincent oh hello Vincent how nice to meet you that not an odd way to introduce yourself you're a [ __ ] not like hi I'm Vincent or how you doing what why don't you bring your whole family listen I told you I don't do business with strangers and this guy he looks like a stranger to me do you have a problem with me no yeah I got a problem with you you have a problem with me whoa where'd you get my gun intervene handle it uhoh we did it Leo's way last time yeah let's just let's let's do it your way that was easy okay listen I'm trained in 17 different ways to disassemble the firearm yes and he's that's what he's doing I think this is Choose Your Weapon of the part of the game here oh yeah oh yeah mhm choose and try the weapons all right we'll try the weapon well you got to pick first I'll talk to her the do you want take it easy you don't tell me what to do don't you dare don't you dare listen you're going to shave the hairs off my face I don't like this gun suck guns at I don't like having guns pointed at my face this is a Dark Souls R what is the top one it's like a carbine looks like a nice the brand new MP5 perfect for combat any good place for target practice around here shot at those empty houses that should do the trick good idea see what kind of dam this bad boy can do H maybe this one is that one good probably feels like what I imagine yours does a lot caran yeah you can say it either way guys that's the English way to say it the American way you know Carbine versus C you know the M4 hacks quite a punch from all ranges try to shoot this ball hey chat uh my chat at least uh hang on hold on J I want them to hear something okay oh what's that hang on let me do it one more time you miss that wait is that is that the auto pronunciation on the dictionary carbine saying the word carbine I think it is all right you ready uh what are you going with the shotgun I'm going with the shotgun all right I'll go for the I'll go for the carbine just so I can say it more because I have a voice right so like you people typing you ready to leave we paid her right throw a bottle at italics hey are you guys uh when you when you join the military you planning on join the uh Marine Corp or the Marine Corp oh man he's got you there oh man he's got you there that's uh I think that's Checkmate hey it's me I got some information about Leo okay you know where he is I just met him give me his location sure but it's going to cost don't worry about that just tell me where he is got it good job Harvey talk to you later now who's this is this your friend right uh those are both us that's you and then me no I'm talking about the this is a lady oh yeah that's my baby or I hope it's my baby maybe he doesn't know about the baby what if it's my baby oh wow that's the twist I don't know but there's a baby and it seems like it's coming right now what if there was a delivery deliver the baby scene I've seen this scene in Prometheus my name is it's going to be an alien in there I'm pregnant and I think I'm going into labor uhoh and I'm all alone the cops the cops are going to come when we arrive I really don't want to have to take a letter grade off of this because we got one car game two car scenes be a third one yeah me too man I mean the one car scene was like I feel like more of that is kind of overstaying it's welcome yeah that's true like do you want to shoot more infinite police no no but no you know what I'm saying like it it was there for the right amount of time and then it's gone there's your phone yep so what's around make sure to get I think I'm supposed to call the Ms and she's going to be like in the midst of Labor do you get to play with all the games and have fun okay and uh I'll be over here can I go in I still don't have any change for the oh never mind find me some money look in the ground girly magazines uhoh uhoh THS of service some cigarettes are you about to break terms of service on your stream cuz you're playing as that guy where did I get that dollar ring wi [ __ ] I think I just got change from buying some sigs so uh there's multiple ways to get the money one is probably definitely stealing from that guy whoa how's that for a magic trick did you just bump your head on that and it turned on no I kicked it just go open up that telephone clock and see what's in there look I'm I'm in here okay this is not Superman that's an outdated reference we're Deadpool now two hats at the same time it's Vincent I'm just going to come make funny faces at you while you're un sorry you don't exist in my game how come I don't exist in your game so that I can take it seriously why what he's telling me about my baby okay okay okay this is important oh it just it just Star Wars washed me off the screen hey y did you get us a plane yeah yeah I did but I need to go what what are you talking about are you okay I'm fine but I need to be somewhere else right now hey you can't just walk away there's a guy not walking on the second floor but something happened and I need to be there all right and here it comes the shootout bad guys are sneaking up uh that looks like an assassin you one assassin bad guy that's like a real thin ba assassin he's got the silencer who gets shot here me or you fine it's my wife she's [ __ ] how did you how did you miss Jack Nicholson out oh my God silencer less accuracy man less accuracy you had more recoil time to just walk up and shoot me there's no time for that we have to go come on yeah he's got a lot of EXT why does he get he gets his own screen okay that's pretty [ __ ] cool he gets his we're playing Triple C that's actually kind of scary I like it I'll help you barricade the door get this is somebody invaded us this the door open the other way [ __ ] his gear is way better than ours too I have a shitty dagger the vent I see it oh he's going to get in he seems kind of weak oh he's shooting it now what that was a waste of bullets he still not he's very determined though try you wouldn't think you would try different place he's about to break the fire axe he's about to pull Jack Nicholson you wouldn't try a different way at this point hold I I want to see I kind of want to see what happen God damn it I can't get it open he's not going to get it has to give you a lot of time cuz there are probably real dumb people that can't figure out how to push the canoe over to the other side I guarantee it they did play testing and like the people that were in charge of playing got caught by him so they had to extend his animations he it didn't even work what I like how you're the one that's dead and not me this guy get over here they got this guy at Walmart they pulled this guy aside at Walmart and we're like hey buddy you want to make like 200 100 bucks they found this guy on the bus [ __ ] bus assassin better hurry though he's like almost at the end of that he's not see yeah he is no but he got to the end of that one because we got to the end of ours Okay cool so wait push Oh I thought we supposed I thought we were going to drop it on him it's okay we have some Thin sheets of metal to protect this I can't wait till we drop a stage light on his head that's absolutely what's going happen cuz there's a stage back there like there's all the seats directly ahead you're setting up a funny stage like Head Drop yeah you absolutely are that's that's good Ambush I guess so how I think you oh yeah yeah yeah you can come over here V I'm coming hold on man I can't hold him nice get the gun this guy's a professional get with the you son of a [ __ ] that dual choker his head just comes off he pop it off like a daisy I thought you were naked I don't know why I don't know why dude I thought you were just naked I swear to God skin color close I don't know why I thought you were just naked all right but what if it opened and the whole crowd was there it was the end of a play we both take big bows it's my wife she's in the hospital what's the problem we just had a baby that's great news congrats man sure it's it's great thanks you don't seem too happy thanks look you got to a plane didn't you time to get on the plane here's what we're going to do we're going to go to the hospital you're going to see your kid and then we go get that plane oh now now I have to play basketball with your son my son is a newborn child you're going to have to bring some flowers or something I bring them out there anyways like just slam Duncan in front of him he like yeah what the [ __ ] do you got and he's like in a bonnet he's sitting like in a little bassinet on the court so do we take over from here now I can imagine it is I don't know maybe cuz we were getting on a plane why they do a flash forward to the plane and then get us on the plane right I feel like there's at least one more Scene cuz you had a whole scene with your family my guy hasn't met his wife yet is love of my life wanted to have a child this has to be from here forward we go tried for years I don't think so every time we failed there got to be one more was like a part of his diet you think so mhm well we're in the hospital oh which way do I go thinking phase all right hold on is the Last Jedi the best Star Wars movie I don't think thinking face not sure hold on if humans humans are 70% oh what the [ __ ] is you're in the hospital uh ma'am can we admit this man to the hospital are you okay thinking face I'm not sure Hey look it's me US Hey look it's us hey we'd like to turn ourselves into the a Bible on it ah we shouldn't be looking at that you want to come play Connect 4 sure we have to play we have to play the song though what's is there a connect for song of course there is what's the Connect Four song go for the bottom go for the top oh yeah go for the commercial just make your move Einstein it is he knows you're going slow you Way [Music] Long wow idiot really Victorious it needed to be to the song it had to be to the song don't you understand right now let's play for real I'm not going to fall into his [ __ ] here it's like we're doing the exact same strategy actually make your move don't be so slow having trouble just calm down okay I mean I see I know what you're doing here you don't know what I'm doing yes I do you're trying to make you're trying to [ __ ] with me you don't know what I'm doing nobody [ __ ] with me okay [Music] what I tell you nobody [ __ ] with me would take a severe misclick we're going to fill this whole board we I'm going to fill the whole board it's like playing tic tac toe oh you got it you win you you didn't even see it you didn't even see it too that's the funniest part what are you talking about I didn't see it what do you think he doesn't know what you it's right here yeah you had to look for it go for the bottom go for it go for it cut it that hurt oh that [ __ ] hurt my throat why did that hurt my throat hadn't said anything you would have put it in saw I saw that you would have put it in a completely different spot I'm so out of shape I can't even see I can't even yell right now my diaphragm was like contracted connect migrain oh oh [ __ ] I think he's going to win dud all you got to do is go for the bottom oh no what no way five in a row got five I got five in a row that means you get you get this is embarrassing for you as well dude you get the thing that turns all the other gems into the same Gem and it blows them all up like Candy Crush all right this is the last one for real last one not that easy buddy you sure mhm you think I'm [ __ ] stupid what do you think I'm some kind of [ __ ] dummy let see how I can make this play work [Music] here when do we get to play liar's dice or [Music] something let me see let me see here hold on just a second I see what you're doing ain't gonna let you I ain't gonna let you fool me clocks ticking [Music] mhm I see what you're trying to do with this do you though no I do I do oh I do I do I do don't I don't think so not right now mm Checkmate that's not Checkmate that's Checkmate I won two ways come on just one game two out of three give me the fire ax three now one of those was a joke I I gave you five four I gave you connect five as a joke that was a tie game I wanted to make my shitty Candy Crush iPad joke that wasn't it wasn't it wasn't even a good joke get in the elev want to get my my money's I want to get my money's worth He says and no I'm not a hyper I'm like I'm like the one playing it for free what is he to yeah how this Free Ride taste hey I'm trying to I'm trying to see all I want to get I want to get I want to get into like a tal stream right let me get in there maybe you should start believing it too you're just like all the rest just leave me alone come on Leo all right you ready to go in are you ready to go in I am ready okay let's go get some morphine wait took you this long to ask us a question we just played Four matches with Connect 4 all right you know what to do I have an eye on you since you did that shitty rendition of the TV commercial you sounded like a seagull being stepped on have I seen you before please let us confess I don't think so what like school children but your faces are so familiar I'm sure I've seen you somewhere I mean like how many times have we done that one though you know what I mean like it's just going to be choke him you want to talk you want to talk the way out I don't know let's talk our way out fine that's a good idea talk your way out it's probably me it is yeah I'm here a lot I got this disease the doctors can't dece figure out what it is but you don't have to worry about very contagious they don't think it's contagious it's fine all right uh well this is my floor so feel better Carol Carol no sorry but you don't look too good you okay well aren't you Prince Charming as a matter of fact I'm dying damn wait can we ride around hold on yeah I want to do that that looks like a lot of fun all right this is fun [ __ ] all right maybe not how do you balance really good at this I don't understand you just have to left and right go for it all right you're winning I think it's got to get progressively harder right maybe I don't know I was going to say when I get to 100 I was going to stop early at least 50 right well it looks like it's getting a little bit harder whoa wow it's hard I got to get to 50 have to oh God damn it I'm actually upset about this I have to do it again oh no oh no what was your number 49 what's mine 50 a yeah [ __ ] I got too cocky all right May whatever I'll take it a win by four I I have to get 50 have to I can't play anym of this game just go talk to Carol have to get 50 you lost go deliver your [ __ ] baby I'll be here for a few minutes you serious you really think it's a ghost well think about it people die in here every single day there has to be at least one ghost floating around I like I just don't I can't every every time it gets like 45 I panicked you Ed it again amaz how much acceptance relaxes the mind my baby can wait okay listen my baby took like N9 months to get out here you can wait a little longer plus I got time what the [ __ ] I just cheated the game just cheated even if I did I wouldn't give you any you need a doctor yeah that's a great idea doctors have a lot of stuff I can get high on oh my God this is really good I should sweet talk one of the nurses that's the [ __ ] the Oscar that is it's him what I me absolutely him wor it sure is a giant leap for mankind landing on the moon right now I give get me out of this game quick get me out be ashamed if somebody couldn't uh just get me out of it I can't do it balance properly you know at 49 it's I'm going to have nightmares about this I swear to God I'm going to ask a very intrusive question I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night screaming because of this you ready to do this what what are we going to name the baby um excuse me ma'am that's up to you that's not my baby my wife she had a baby what should I name the baby could have named the baby carbine yeah name the baby Carby hey Leo you coming come on Leo I I'm behind you literally standing behind you it was right behind you honey I'm home may have seen my face in the paper you were right though we had to we to do your story line you had yours like you yeah this this is the background before your characters come to the no turning back point this is uh Leo they have to take care of their business now that they're on the outside the first and last time I'll ever hold my baby there's got to be a no I want a chair get eclipsed she's so beautiful I love you so much I just have to finish this it's for you you have to trust me walk into the scene I can't make it into that scene just want you to trust you got to name him what's this guy's last name name him car carbine connect you keep saying that that's his get yourself killed I can't live with that connect for I'm not going to let that happen I promise you have to connect 4 Anderson meanwhile carbine connect 49 you're going to find a disturbance in the hallway mhm and it's called they're all out of fizzy Cola no it's going to be here com the cops somebody ran it on us get out of that [ __ ] when we got to get out of here I don't know how they found us I mean we only talked to every single person yeah all you did to to cover our tracks you put a book over our faces that sure did help and we played balance in the wheelchairs Hospital okay let's go that was that was that was high actually made sense yeah but that was like comedy he's like that that was a goofy like buffoon assistant that was a they had their own Co-op game to go in there that would have been a fun one to play out the window with you just go she hates me go see I'm telling you there's been two people two guys got shot in the beginning remember when they were selling Diamond two cops two of us don't be surprised if you see where am I running get this is my story okay butt out it's just a series of people doing their own co-op games oh it is now it's my turn it's pretty cool faster I my guy's slower than yours nice nice try good think that door was open otherwise that would have really hurt both of us surprise guy from the elevator all the way down he's running for it oh [ __ ] give up hey I can't wait till we run each other good slide thank you freeze we're so closr feel like we're running in circles [ __ ] hey is anybody here I'll distract them is anybody in here he want you to turn himself in why would that ever happen he was giving you the opportunity to say I'm here I'll go quietly should I go the window I don't know but I front door I'm very invested in what your next decision is going to be there's a lot of cops in that hallway open what oh come on really what happened what's going on here oh my God I have to kick it again I just barely made that he uh good luck that's so cool stop him that's really really cool you killed that guy by doing what you're doing that'll stop him nice butt shot can't wait for the mods think you're going to come you in the same door no uh I think you're going to this is odd wow this just became another a different game are you this is a beat him up game now come on let's go nice okay heard you talking about X-Men arcade earlier want to fight let's fight oh what the [ __ ] oh get a hay maker wow he's over there hey it's that guy from earlier from the from the gas station I'll be I got a desk lamp that guy's dead they check this back yeah I got a bowling trophy I'm not afraid to use it oh boy oh you're getting double team yeah I am no you got to do the the classic hey you got to throw something oh finally took him long enough why do you get to fight everybody what am I doing crawling through vents well you're the smart one damn I need to find a way out of here why the camera is forcing me to look this direction window your hands up all rep all that just to get caught I didn't get caught that means I can run away is it the window yeah you can it looks like you can get out the window yeah it is the window oh don't know I thought it was going to be smarter than like crawling outside check the windows I don't think he's that stupid we never know with these fugitives hey you think it came to the ventilation yeah looks like it ooh good move so where' he go sneaky I guess he jumped down and ran out now we're talking you're almost out I'm leaving you behind again you've almost made it out completely alive uh well that seems to be working I would continue doing it don't they make glass shatterproof whatever do your your turn to be old boy again or take a hostage I got a hostage here Put the gun down shut up oh man look at how slowly they're slugging over here open just ask one of them to open it for you excuse me can you open this this is the best Strat just calmly walk out of the oh damn think Vincent think you got to know where to go people I'll try to just go be a human nice we have two fugitives of large in the hospital right now I know I know my colleague just called me I think it's these two guys in the paper yes you seen them at all no are they dangerous in anyway on the right think yet stay away and call for any of us okay we do let me know if going laugh if I bust through the door supicious at all you let us know got a patrolman officer thank you stay safe ma'am what am I supposed to do oh he's good they just wanted me to get scared what free I pushed Circle he was he was facing the other way is I waited until he passed me by why am I the one that gets caught every single time I smelled him maybe go go a little bit further down like to one of the other chair I waited until he was passed I did all right I would say at this point you're in the clear no I'm not doing it until the camera like zooms out yeah you're good same guy turns around but he's in the room with me still good work back to sprinting rounds wow that all that hiding the window I'll jump out of the window ra that is your whole body does not work after that one correct you still got a hostage by the way mhm [ __ ] oh God surrender why is he still coming closer yeah I I don't think I can do anything you under AR come on let's go what I don't think I lost um oh the classic the classic they got one arm in each hand you're going to drive the car through the glass I know but like the car is way down here you find a way you going to go over a ramp oh you're getting arrested right now yeah you got to help help me that was odd right into right into I was holding the trigger down are you kidding me what a matrix move that was that guy has superum skill uh this looks really Grim for you there's a guy with a gun pointed at your head right now that Dodge was so amazing whoa what you got shot like six times that was never about the Matrix they all knew you were getting away at the exact same moment they weren't shooting me the guy like driving into all of them they shot you running away yeah I died probably four times there sure it's a good pilot right all right time to get in the air here we are we are probably at the climax of the game right here don't worry Emily's a great pilot she was practically born on a plane if you want to go to Mexico you're going to have to pay me way more than good what pay you double just take us there double what double huh what am I paying you double or nothing you good for that Vince yeah yeah I don't even have any money I couldn't even afford to call on the phone a few minutes ago where do you think Mexico uh how do you know it's not like a quarter to fly this plane I just take my spare change from buying the pack of sick come on Harvey you got to believe me I'm telling you the truth this the guy that got away I would never say anything I I would never do that you know that and I didn't this guy just gets tortured in this game he done not what I do you know that you know you got to trust drill what are you thinking we need more men he's coming got it more men oh yeah one more man right hey Vincent who is this Emily really don't even ask it's his daughter it's his first child you ready wow spoilers yeah I just need to you can always tell you can tell does you have brown hair in goe the gas Tank's right over there yeah uh might not be the daughter then wait what was the dialogue here parachute or land the plane um dude we don't even need to make a decision on this one yeah but if land the plane what if you get to help land the plane oh this is tricky I I think this there there's a small chance that you get to help land the plane yeah there is a chance that like we're going to be like hit the gas tank and we're going down and somebody has to Pilot the plane there was just like that small possibility yeah let's make a poll every time we stand here to do a decision my PS4 cranks up to a thousand the fan just goes does it go re yeah kind of does it go re like that like 4 to one parachute yeah this looks likee looks parachute whatever three to one is definitely parachute yeah sorry guys uh the democracy has spoken there's Min games in here you already get on the plane I don't know it's just the open area you got to take that uh possibility toy game okay so there's video game yes it is a video game here there's actually mini games this time like a real game no it's just it's beach ball beach volleyball what here he comes nice what happened I didn't touch it how did I not hit it what how I'm playing myself oh my God yeah [ __ ] nice nice one more and I win I'll come back one more wow one more best seven yeah four is seven it's the first person to get to Seven what happened there I don't know that hit the ground come on that did not hit the ground yes it did not on my screen oh yeah oh yeah the game has exploded twice on for you uh yeah Uh something's [ __ ] fish is going on here check your frames no I'm good okay cuz you were like kind of went a robot for a second uh oh [ __ ] what happened one more one more it's all I need I went right through it I went right through it my guy went right through the ball I want to talk about it Connect Four arcade that's [ __ ] [ __ ] rewind somebody somebody clip that and send that to his that don't hope you choke on that oh there's an this is like an actual like Carnival how you hit thing 10 is like can you see my progress bar or no yeah I can it looks like you have a bad internet connection trying to load a YouTube video or something all right I'm I'm you know 10 10's good 10's good 11 would been impossible see you're good go ahead see how if I can do this got to get to 11 have fun let's get there first and then I'll [ __ ] really speed it up nice Chopper he's trying so hard by the way he's trying so hard you have no idea oh my body wait a minute hold on I got it I told you my chest is burning if I wasn't wearing this heavy vest my chest is on fire I'm going to have a heart attack wow he did it he did it better leave it alone let me try try I'll give I'll give you more than I got let me try 12 I think I can do it is your controller on a desk think he's cheating Chad he's not even holding the controller definitely a desk rattle in there he's using two hands oh that's not impossible pretty sure it's not possible oh that's not I mean you're working up an actual sweat in real life dude my hand my hand my hand is in pain right now come here and beat my score where are you oh got to be the 100 this game is not for me uh my my my fingers right now I'm not going to I can't do that I won arcade you won bench press I win Darkness all right I'll take it bench press just took like three years off of my life let's do it I think there's like another side to the door yeah thanks bud you are doing everything on your own go to the helicopter this is what what helicopter oh I already went out too it's outside um I just opened the it opened the door and shut the door I don't know why it's there so but uh maybe we need to do it together oh you think probably all right uh I love this [ __ ] okay all right let's see what does this can I fly the helicopter no I can't uh you [ __ ] me right now let me inj [ __ ] [ __ ] no ST [ __ ] I'm out I'm out all right irreparable damage somebody said Jesus I've had nightmares about that about getting into a helicop p a helicopter getting in and having it turn on being like a [ __ ] I can't do anything about it all right final act you know I've been thinking about your situation with your wife I might have a solution for you you should you should write her a letter what look I don't mean to interfere but I had a similar situation with Linda so I decided to write a letter and it worked I later roll 7s remember they can't do cell phone you know yeah that's true I'm just saying that writing a letter really helped you know plus the lady's like a handwritten letter you know of course it's up to you that's true CH more effort when was the last time you wrote a letter you know anyway when was the last time I wrote anything was a good thing that's all a check you feel me I wrote a check today yeah that's about that's the only thing we use writing for at this point it was just an idea it's just uh a letter though actually writing somebody baby I'm really happy for to be real it probably Santa Claus when I was eight yeah I'm not even kidding all right parachute chat shows it no land the plane Hot Drop in guns ready we're approaching the drop point you guys r to jump yeah oh we got to our shotgun rif yeah okay remember that was a pretty good Arnold impression somebody clipped that and watch that right now seriously that was perfect Arnold and don't forget to pull the shoot in time which one do I pull this one yeah that one like this I'm going to regret this all right are you ready I'm ready all right 1 two come on uh [ __ ] don't worry I'll be down soon honey oh we get to fly around I'm okay this better than just cost oh man hold on come here oh that's to bad can you turn around I don't think so can we like grab each other can we grab hands and spin around [ __ ] this I'm going to like a land I'm going to have to help you I'm coming buddy come on [Laughter] quick [ __ ] come on Vincent just upside down fling around all right I'm going for a rock let see if I can get 10 points I'm almost there oh come on you can't that's like GTA 5 all right when you get killed and they do like the wasted animation before they let you see the ragd doll physics [ __ ] scam I'm coming to you just stay there I'm going to come to you swim to me man I'm swimming to you in the air o your arms here I come all right come here all right we're good pull the corn man we'd all react the same yeah we definitely would how come you're so afraid this is my baby grew up so fast yeah I'm way too old to be sitting in this thing the guns work yet no uh they do not all right we're about to play The Most Dangerous Game come on Hunting humans I wonder how much of is actually left in the game I feel like I mean this is definitely the finale yeah it's there's definitely going to be like a long like a lengthy firefight get cover but besides that are we actually going to be able to shoot guns now yeah didn't shoot the American cops but now that we're in Mexico anything goes I have a shotgun not going to be that great I'm going to give you cover okay so there's three guys down there two of them standing side by side one control okay three wait wait I got a shotgun man I got to get closer okay well you you're the one that started the countdown I was just going with it I was going with the FL no I said there were three of them I didn't say that was three thought we were going to go 3 two one cuz there's two guys I go go I want you to go bingo bango on the one two I'll get the guy at the down here go for it just get just help me get one of these front two guys and then I'll I'm right in front you ready I'm going to I'm going to get the guy with the blue shirt blue shirt okay I'm going to get the GU closer to the white shirt all right I'll get the white shirt guy ready 3 two one go got him okay we got one in cover on the coast oh we got two more rolling up that gu dead I'm in a real bad spot apparently I sliding around all right they're good I got theot shot in the knee ooh sniper I can handle that I brought my [ __ ] sniper gby stay low I don't want to have my head Pok through there okay I've got one more I got one more piece of defenses on my Space Invaders thing I don't think I can allowed to shoot him from here yeah on my space invader cheese I only had one more shot left all right need some cover I can't get to you all right I'm I'm going to come out and okay do it can take the sniper nice oh the sniper R I'll stay up here and keep you covered well this should definitely be reversed but okay oh yeah it should what is this guy doing that I died give it that guy I'll get the guy oh no you got him crap more of them all right there's some on your side now I think that guy's arms just like spaghetti that was great Leo cover me what all right the guy up top is the real nuisance here you don't understand that guy that like combat roll that he did I can't even oh that was so dumb God [ __ ] up top oh God guy up high uh this is limited time cover apparently good well that guy's not dead that guy's still all right it's fine I'm almost dead I want I want to like no scope shoot them this is not [ __ ] so hard to use with analog controller whenever I use an analog controller and I'm snping it really just feels like somebody has their hands around in my neck you pick the shotgun they're just squeezing that's all it feels like it just feels like somebody squeezing their hands around my neck not that hard but hard enough where it's pain in the ass good timing hey oops I don't know the semi a seemed like a decent idea when we were looking at the trunk but uh but now not so much oh boy I'm dead anybody near me got you perfect teamwork one more guy back there no Flawless you going to take care of that guy yep I sure am oh my God watch out there's like a 100 people over there is there a grenade in here or something uh no but they're all shooting at me right now so anything you want to do would be good uh like all of them are shooting at me actually well I do have a shotgun this thing has like some bullet spread or something here we go I'm going got him don't ask me how I have no idea I just got hit without in the lip with water I from like the ceiling from the ceiling water just dripped into my mouth are you leaking I don't know it's that's that doesn't sound good to me water just hit me in the mouth from the ceiling oh they heard my prayers uh hold on a minute I didn't like look let me look at my ceiling for a second now we're talking how did I just get hit in the mouth of water no my own saliva it was cold and dripped into my mouth did you get some snot no it was I don't know man that's freaking me out uh I'm going to I I'm going to saay with the shotgun I like it I switched to the MP5 so I can lay down some covering fire got to call the Ghostbuster yeah I just got slimed that was so off it was pretty off yeah but I I was just trusting in the psychic link do it without saying win condensation W yeah but that was just really odd there shouldn't be condensation in my room I thought I could go and make like take a different position but no they're shooting us from some kind of like battle I made it how did I make that and you how did you make it but I didn't instantly died all right I'll get doesn't even make any sense I'm going to shoot him through the munchkin wizard of ozor okay you can't do anything about that you have to go around okay I'm covering fire go okay now you can do the same thing for me now I get to throw something ready okay throw and then I shoot it and Lynch all right Throw It Go [Music] good enough good not quite what I was planned but I'll take it that actually was just Canon Lynch three though yeah it was Canon Lynch two there is no three yeah all right we go the pool party we're at the bad guys cool party like we play two this is three you better believe it I'm flanking one hit I'm dead nice work got him it's a very inefficient gun but it is more fun keep occupied I got this nice job I got this guy no you got him nice job lot of bullets 1 let's go no not the museum you just come to my [ __ ] house think it's that easy to take me out [ __ ] uh so is this a um this is a boss scar Scarface except in Scarface he didn't have a grenade launcher did he did he have a grenade launcher in Scarface no he didn't uh he had a machine gun yeah he had a machine gun why is he just rolling back and for I'm not sure what's harder for me bouncing in the chair or shooting the gun you know I'm not I'm not sure what's harder for me at this point keep trying keep trying nice melee you know two points for that now we got to do this segment again yeah we're fine everything's fine up top cover ammo where is he shooting from oh really that work why would you do that you would have just killed us all everybody dies if you do that chase sequence no pick up the grenade launcher man turn this guy into he's going to push the self-destruct button roast marshmallow is this Harvey that's Harvey it is yeah this is the guy oh now he's a bond villain don't even think about it slide it over thought this is just some henchman he's got the Golden Gun Man he's wearing the golden suit here you go now we're going to make a decision wow okay I'm going to lie I'm going to I'm not going to lie here that was perfect right to the edge of the table how are we supposed to decide this we don't even know we don't have anything to go on do we Vin approaches Leo confronts I mean what what do we have we have nothing to go on so we may as well let chat pick cuz there's really no bias here let's let chat pick this one all right Leo or Vincent who gets to choose oh this is this close this is close started off it's moving towards Leo but it's still 5446 I mean this is like these are election numbers right here yeah it's too close to call yeah get forget about like the [ __ ] presidential and [ __ ] who cares vote for this this is more important like midterms are coming up like if you're going to cast one vote this year cast it here it's 5050 right now that's kind of unbelievable wow this is like a five difference there only it know it's it's it's it's even exactly even this is it count it down we get 10 seconds okay 10 9 8 seven 6 5 4 three two one I can wins at the last second I think still even they're still both dead evenin it now no we can't yeah God damn it all right now it is closing in 10 seconds regardless of what whatever it is in 10 seconds from right now 10 9 8 7 6 five 4 3 2 one zero Vincent wins pick it Vincent wins choose it okay that was close unbelievable shut the [ __ ] up one more word from you and I'll put a bullet in your face wait wait wait Leo oh I still got it that's what you're here for right the diamond it's all yours it's in the safe over there you can take it yeah remember that big fat diamond from earlier that he like murdered the guy over get up go oh yeah uhoh what's in there another gun here watch that hand gun let him hary oh God put the [ __ ] gun down all right which way do you want me to move uh I want to move put it down to your uh to my hold on I will shoot him what are you doing are you inching him over towards the ticket booth I now's your chance now's your chance he's still standing get ready paintt him paint his whole body oh oh my God that was crazy I missed like twice I know I would I would not be safe with you like shooting over my shoulder that was very dangerous and irresponsible at more men no we got to get the safe we already got a the diamond maybe no I still have the diamond in my pocket guys guys guys bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes bikes no way yep oh they gave it to us right at the end of the game of course they did no cut scene bikes please let us have the bikes it's loading something big come on could be a big O outdoor sequence come on do it andom it does let keep going got to find Emily should be this way Focus okay you got to stamp approval for this game all right you go you pick a direction I'll pick the other one should be okay as long as we keep our dist from it oh my god well I just holy [ __ ] I went the wrong way somehow I'm alive are you okay back there not really how did we just cross path we just drove by each other you going to get us killed no I'm good just taking up a lot we got uh uh we got Carfax on no Kevlar we got we got the Carfax show them the Carfax wow I was at my cinematic finale jump too like I was just going over the ramp I died from the bullets I was taking bullets in the back the whole time what the [ __ ] dude come on seriously godamn God I had a goddamn log in the [ __ ] we're supposed to do it where we both go off the ramp at the same all we're going to go Len listen we're both going to go off the [ __ ] ramp at the same time all right see we did it why am I doing a trick wow I fall out of the jeep that was cool bad feeling about this Leo here comes the helicopter hi um well okay I just got all right I got hit by a [ __ ] missile okay don't be mad at me for this one what are you supposed to do just oh my Lord I don't think it's us take okay we actually are getting hit by a missile now yeah we're getting hit by them but I think these long [ __ ] where am I I I feel like I just turned around dude what a sequence we got to get on the plane that's our that's our Escape Route there we go now we're talking all right we should be able to pull up right to the side right we need to do something here um hey watch it what are you doing watch I know what you're trying to do jump you have to jump to the plane right you're not close enough what do you mean you're not close enough yes we are it's on the other side it's on the right side you're on the left ah [ __ ] well that's it looks like we're going to be living in Mexico look like we're staying here for a while I'm so confused to what happened I feel like I'm driving around a Mario Kart truck I got stuck you're going to help me I'm coming I'm coming V I'm coming get on get on the go go your dream is coming true we get to drive shoot it oh my God needs to be the last of them get closer to the plan hurry up I'll jump to the plan get on all right now I have to do the same thing no it's putting me on the other side oh my God what why am I standing on the bike this isn't a show come on man that's what I'm talking about at the last second [ __ ] pretend that one was that close interrupted one sequence okay Vincent you're not going to hear me say this often but thanks you too Leo that's the first handshake we've had all day mhm even when we met the first time I write that letter to Carol we got a great idea hey Emily it's a good ending you a pen and paper wait now why not it's a long way home you got anything better to do not really all right then what a good guy you know just got done murdering about a 100 people slaughtering them really so is that is that it time to write a love letter there he writing a letter mhm what does it say I can't read uh I don't know I'm 9 years old how are we doing we should be landing in 10 minutes okay what's Leo up to sleeping about time to wake him up then yeah are you okay Vincent yeah you sure yeah I'm fine yeah they're playing kind of scary music right now like it can't be that easy you know yeah happy birthday right surprise she turned Us in all pointing at us and not at her Ghostbusters showing up the last no this this still could be a surprise birthday party no one of us is a one of us is a rat well it's not me and it's not you it's not me so it's got to be her she's the only one everybody stand down let's see what Commissioner Gordon has to say he's going to shake one of our hands and be like good work Lieutenant how that get there good job Vincent yeah you're you're the you're the plant you were caught the whole time I'm sorry Leo whoa what a Twist shoot him shoot him shoot him this is where I to escape now right that was this is a Flash Forward you had a dream about this before we got off the plane wait so what you were like you're going to be there with binoculus as a cop watching this you're bad friend listen what do you think this is the really how A went down you're the one that did the shooting it's heavier than I thought and I was Harvey pleasure doing business with you guys you too all right he's got it finally what the [ __ ] are you doing [ __ ] shots fired shots fired go go go secure the area move in no no no oh no Gary Gary Gary Officer Down somebody get a damn ambulance Gary stay with this was his real part please I'm sorry please somebody call an ambulance now so I'm the bad guy killed my partner so I'm the bad guy it was Harvey no I know Harvey killed him that's why I wanted to kill Harvey cuz he killed my partner but I was friends with Harvey he's not going to say a word you're going to have to go to jail with him I know there's only one option now I'll get someone on it going to get the James if you want Harvey in the black orlov this is the only way just put me in a Cell next to him you're too close to this Vincent you better sit this one out just put me in a Cell was my brother my flesh and blood and he's dead because of me what information did you provide situation that led us to I need to do this and you know it just make it happen James there was under arrest Leo I provided the plane it's over yeah you you provided the plane I provided the funny commentary like my guy provided like the maybe he like [ __ ] up Leo new Rex who's Rex why would we let this happen here all right what am I going to do with you what am I going to do with you let me think about this for a second let me like turn my back to the audience I wonder what I'm going to do about this they like at least 5 Seconds to shoot me in the back right now let me think okay I think I thought about what I to do get out of my way you're going to pay for this come on wo you are going to murder me can I get in the act1 from Ghostbusters so hold on this game keep going Leo you need to calm down calm down are you serious look I know you're angry angry you haven't seen me angry yet you backstabbing pick please just calm down shut off just shut the [ __ ] up I have to steer the car stop the car and let's talk this through there's still for you to do this scary to you earlier right thing huh do I just drive straight line dialog choices yeah we got di we do have dialog choices for each other that's right I'm really sorry for everything please stop the Cs sorry you're sorry sorry can't believe you you [ __ ] R I'm pretty sure this part is on Rails you're trying to ruin the end of this the whole game I swear Vincent one more word and I'll put a bullet right through your forehead uh-oh here it comes here comes the climax oh oh I'm going to get my R open first are we underwater now we are I just made it worse oh God we both have to wrestle for the gun oh no oh this is [ __ ] cool damn it come on no no no no oh my God I'm terrible get away You're Dead vent I got it to work even though I [ __ ] it up you have to chase me now V over here wow what a great pilot helicopter comes back to save the day come on come on got my durability here all right now we are playing against each other this is [ __ ] incredible this is [ __ ] awesome now it's a now it's a PVP 1 V one game oh my God hey there buddy yeah how you doing didn't you see somebody this erratic did you what are you doing sorry have had a little bit of trouble with that aim I think o complaining about the engine are we come on I just got to make it to Vegas now you're mine I got to jump to go over go go what happened whoopsie what happened to me what happened I don't I don't know but you're okay now just getting free shot did I just transform in the middle of the a made it up time to hunt The Fugitive we're just playing face off Leo remember the last 6 hours man doesn't have to go down like this thought we were buds you told me to write a letter to my wife all right we did come on hurry what it's why is it Tov you got a new co-op partner who just like who just hot seated you all I match made that's [ __ ] where's my like couch Co-op Hot Seat go get out of here go don't do anything stupid Leo shut up just go I don't want to hurt you Emily just get up you know I can't do that don't [ __ ] push it this is between me and Vincent now get the hell out get out Leo please stop this how does it feel to step someone in the back I know you're disappointed but Harvey killed my brother I had no choice I can't [ __ ] believe this I'll talk to the captain we'll reduce your sentence my sentence you're a dead man you piece of [ __ ] what about your son Alex shut the the [ __ ] up don't you you don't get to mention this thing you hear that you piece of [ __ ] you're a dead man you piece of [ __ ] time for us to have a 1 V one third person look at this oh no wow oh all right this is we're going to have to get some extra points here for the end of the game yeah like absolutely at least a couple extra points for this got to find them I wonder where that pig is hiding I see you Vision you can't hide from me give up Leo this R out well all right that's a wall okay I love how it actually encourages screen looking to like classic co-op games I don't think so I know where you are I know where you are too oh these guys suck I can't see my head's in the way I'm going to lose I'm so bad I'm so [ __ ] bad at shooting with an analog run God damn it you made as most s peanut butter all over my eyes from I can't even like I can't even hurt you dude I can't use this you just stood still and let me have it though I would I would rather you just kill meop it can I turn the gun on myself get up get up wow I tried to spare you done so much for you it's not over just supposed to find the grenade the secret grenade what the [ __ ] just happened wait what get a take down wait what I was just shoot you I was lighting you up with bullets off the top rope you have like most of your health I I I think I probably shot you with three bullets this whole time what's going on yeah but I'm tired though I'm old what is happening here why you why you are to why are you holding that wait do I have to do this now to you too oh why now look at how much damage I'm going to do to you yeah but I'm like 45 I'm really tired you know it's been a long day thinking about my baby I'm my newborn child my first child look at my health what a [ __ ] joke I played basketball with your son we sat on a swing together we pulled clock strings together remember open the Secret Door yeah what the [ __ ] I remember the Secret Door I be you in Connect Four I'm so I'm dead on the next one what if I kill you faster than you can finish I know you I I can't even remember my past I can't even remember I got to remember one scene get here uhoh see I can't let this happen cuz J's going to pull the trigger on me if he gets a chance it's you just wait a [ __ ] second here hey how's arm wrestling earlier Bud remember arm wrestling [ __ ] matter why I wear like a skateboard shirt I've given you so many you got shoot me in the face shoot me the face at least I'm sorry I didn't want to I'm still alive you're making it real hard on me though with the other guy that you shot in the knee he survived you can too what he pushing buttons now oh no just let me go with dignity you're some [ __ ] dumb line are you actually dying I don't know go I wait can I I didn't have any other choice wait I can hold your hand chill bumps now you got to spin around really for the fast and just like solo and King bows me off the cliff Oh no you're actually dead oh no [Music] a was there another what I didn't actually want to kill you but uh survival of the fittest you know you wouldn't [Music] quit what a game I don't want to be the one to tell Alex uhoh now you have to see now did I get the bad ending or did you cuz now you have to tell my family hey hi can I come in sure I shot your husband but maybe didn't have to Alex hey Alex I killed your dad hey you want to go out back I'll dunk on you Linda we need to talk use a mouse next time we're on PlayStation 4 there's no option for that Alex why don't you go out and play some ball told them we'll be out there in a second Bud hey play play with me you want to play man it's about Leo what about him that's it but we got revenge why did you do that how could you do that do you know he was using a controller he's not good with a controller didn't you watch his t two videos when he used to be good get out no what the [ __ ] how could he I didn't want to leave a widow why would he just so bad at the game if only he just had a mouse and he was playing Team Fortress I'm like ruining the ending I'm sorry hey Carol oh here he is uh oh he said that like a man who hasn't seen his daughter what what's this it's my resignation from the bureau it's over Carol I'm out please just give me one more chance I named her Julie it's a beautiful name yeah and she's got your eyes too finally got to be at least one good thing that comes out of this ending there is no good ending you want to come in that's right thank you I'd love to there's got to be something good that comes out all this this ger I'll do anything to protect my little [Music] girl even if it means killing my new best friend I didn't even chance we only knew each other for like a day and a half you going to come visit my grave now listen we we played Connect 4 together we arm wrestled we played volleyball played basketball played baseball play all the balls really hey look at that there it is almost exactly a six hour game yeah but that's with doing all of the all the goofs now the real question is is was it even possible not to shoot you no one of us has to it's just whoever wins the 1 V one like that's the ending you get there's no good ending it's just one V one just [ __ ] around and kill each other and whoever wins that's the ending you get what happens if you if we go your way for taking out uh Harvey though does the death change um I'm not sure there's any changes in deaths I mean like the way you kill them see what happens if we skip this well that happens I wonder if we can Let's do let's do this let's do chapter select and let's just go and um do the fight again and let's just see the other ending that's a great game though that that really that was um yeah that was uh you know well worth it you know well worth my price of admission I got to tell you yeah a lot of the sequences were really well done too like those Chase sequences that a lot of moving Parts going on those are really cool yeah I mean like if you identify every mechanic independently they're all janky but like put together as a whole yeah really good it's 30 bucks you and your buddy don't even need to both buy the damn game that's there's a straight up like yeah recommend especially if if your friend like if person obviously if you've been here the whole time you saw the whole game you know what happens but if you play with somebody else and they don't know what happens then that's interesting enough to get here and be like oh look at this I mean this is without a doubt like the best co-op game that has come out oh yeah in the last few years at least like purely Co-op how am I supposed to not help hit you uh you I think you can but remember I I have to get even if when you take my health down we just have to get to the gun oh we have to get the gun yeah so all everything we're doing here the whole fight the guns and this is leading up to it just it's based on your health points you just get a a handicap to be able to do uh when you're crawling so if I have like 50% health and you have 50% Health we'll be going at the same crawl speed if I have like 30 % health and you have 50% health and I have to push faster uh I don't think I don't think there a both live ending I don't I don't think you can try I mean when you get the gun you can grab it and see what happens but uh I doubt it what happens if you both don't tap it probably just makes you crawl does it no it doesn't all right well let me just get there are you tapping right now yeah I'm going to stop you really slow on low health I know I was guaranteed GNA win yeah the only way this as fast as you can or no no no no no oh I well you better believe I was when we were fighting I was that was like the hardest I've ever tried doing it okay so I'm not going you have to aim like I'm pretty sure you have to do you yeah because it only unfreezes time if you aim yeah yeah yeah I think this is just who dies I mean you can try not shooting and see if you can hold it there but I'm pretty sure if you let go of left trigger it's just going to reset won't it yeah it is all right well try missing uh you can't move the uh yeah you can't you cannot move the reic let's see how this plays out yeah I think it's safe to say that everything we expected from the E3 trailer last year is what we got yeah for me at least yeah it's different it's it's different right like the end of this game regardless how you feel about the whole game this was interesting the last 45 minutes of the game was very interesting oh you want me to give the letter jmo winning is the badend my letter to Carol the wind just takes it away tearing up in front of him that's so awful yeah you're you're going to have to tell my wife with newborn child but I guess she won't care cuz we weren't together before anyway all right let's see so wait so now we just go you're doing it in reverse you're probably going to go yeah talk to uh my family and then see yours that beard I thought it was you I just for I really just thought that was you getting out of the car that's the kind of shirt you would wear and he had facial hair I was like man you cleaned up you know you're a family man now you almost got cold feet don't even do it you're probably going to leave the letter and she's I don't want to never I don't want to spoil him Carol I just want to say that I'm so sorry I'm sorry for the broken promises and not being there when you needed me I'm sorry for no longer being the man you fell in love with my biggest regrets are all the moments we didn't get to spend together from now on I don't want to miss a second together with you and our beautiful daughter if you let me I'll be the husband you once loved and the father I know I can be yours forever Vincent for a second I thought we weren't even going to get to hear or see what the letter was yeah they made such a big deal out of it I thought they were just going to be like oh a letter all right I'll go in that's the voice of the baby Carol cabbage lettuce deli ham American cheese Chef boy ID meatballs she just gives it like a [ __ ] grocery list this is what I want to eat when I finally get home to see you all right here we go hey buddy hi he's on the Run hey Linda are you guys ready to leave we are are you sure no one was following you yeah yeah we're fine let's just get going are you okay I am I'm fine [Music] Ready Aim Fire Aim Fire hey it's car be fire sorry I I had to wow you ruined the you ruined list you were talking all through mine yeah but that's cuz I was still angry at taking you down to like 81% Health 21 21 carpine salute I was I was throwing like paper airplan at you and like toy hammers and [ __ ] wow your ending was way sadder like my ending I got to go and like be reunited with my estranged wife and newborn daughter yours is like happy cuz you're alive and you escaped and you're on the run but like you know what I'm saying you already had that family no matter what so there wasn't really as much of a Reconciliation there wasn't like a bridge it was more like survival anyway I think it has to be mentioned that this split screen aspect was actually not a gimmick and it was a worthy gameplay oh no I mean they built the entire the whole game was built around the SPL SC and the camera work was actually really good like the way that it would Zoom between our uh characters in the actual chases was like 10 out of 10 um I say this a lot when I play like a games like this uh don't you wish that these guys had like another million and like a year on the game yeah it just saddens me that the [ __ ] like this exists and it could have been like an EA Indie oh it could have been so so much so next level I I am completely Satisfied by a way out it was very good and you can't go wrong for $30 you just can't you can't do it like if for 30 bucks and potentially 15 you can't go that's that's too good it it is so cheap all right I'm gonna um I'm GNA go read my credits and the bits thank you to italics for playing obviously it was fun I'm glad uh Comcast did not interrupt yes it did not somehow I I must whole game for almost seven hours here like I'm surprised that that that we didn't get even get a hitch not once thank God yeah so I'm glad it was it's just the perfect stream game no it was good all right uh nice whole session v as they say in um France and if I pump the microphone one more time I'm going to pump myself in the face you know what I mean like know saying well good night germ chat I will see you again soon because Far Cry Far Cry 5 is next week it is it's gonna be a lot ofun and it is full campaign co-op take it easy dude thank you bye talex stream always a pleasure bye guys and uh see everyone tomorrow enjoy your credits and your Rap God good night no it was a lot of fun it's crazy I'm looking I've been streaming for that was a seven hour stream I'm actually very surprised by that that went by pretty fast usually if I play a game and I sit here for more than four or five hours I can really feel it so that's how you can determine that I was having a lot of fun in the game it's been seven hours and I'm just that that was great and we're almost at eight hours yeah yeah we're we're not going to we're not going to see the the big eight though let it run until it gets to 8 hours streamer won't end the stream because he wants to see 80000 no I got to go I'm going to it's 3 o'clock in the morning good night everybody I'll see you tomorrow no don't see you tomorrow why am I doing that I'll see you when I see you next week either Monday or Tuesday good night everybody

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Published: Fri May 03 2024