- Can you unzip me, I can't get out. What are you saying? I'm like, we have zippers
tying us together. (upbeat music) I'm Trevor Wallace and this
is the time I tripped balls in a fraternity basement
from smoking too much salvia. This was my sophomore year in college. So I wasn't old enough to drink. And the homie who had the fake ID was out of town or something or studying, some bullshit
but this older guy, he was like a six year
senior, he played lacrosse. His name was Ethan. 'Cause every guy that plays
lacrosse is named Ethan. Ethan had like 80 milligram salvia. And we're just like, kind
of walking around the halls and he's like, you wanna
do salvia right now? And honestly like, literally
he could have said anything. He's like, do you want to commit arson? Do you want to make mac and cheese? I would have been down. I had shit, I had nothing going on. I do want to say this wasn't
my first time doing salvia. The first time I actually
did it, I was in high school and I did it on top of a
hill and I really liked it. It was cool. I like smoked it and I felt
like the world was spinning. Not like the drunk spins,
but like a music video spin where the edits are really cool. I felt like it was in a music video but like probably not
for a rap music video. 'Cause you know, I don't know
maybe an indie rock band. Second time I did it I laughed really hard and played with a vacuum
so I was pumped to do it. I was like, cool let's
get back to this whole music video vacuum type feel. So I remember saying yes and
then we kind of just like accrued a little group and then we all went to the
basement, for whatever reason. Anytime you're in a frat basement you should never feel comfortable. Like it's not a great
place to just lounge. It was dark, it smelled weird. There was like random
hieroglyphics on the wall. Even though the house was
built like 10 years ago. The funniest part about this
whole thing is salvia is legal but we treated it like we were
doing heroin in the basement in the 1800's in the prohibition era. You can buy salvia if you're 18. If you're 18 and up, you can trip balls for the hardest you've ever
tripped for like seven minutes. And then just go right
the fuck back to your day. I don't know how salvia is legal. They banned fucking Four
Lokos before salvia. They're like, oh that's a little too wild. Oh, I'm sorry, have
you ever smoked a thing that'll make you see the Imagine Dragons live in your own living room? How the fuck is salvia legal? Anyways, he gets this group of people. We're all in the basement. There's like eight of us and
we're sitting in a circle. It's only this half of
this circle was doing it. I'm not thinking anything of it. I'm the first person to go. And if you've never smoked salvia which if you have a job,
you probably never have. This is how it works. You take a hit and you hold
it in as long as you can and you just let it out 'cause
you start laughing so hard and then it's just in. Look, not to flex but one time
I went in a Tesla model 3S and they gassed it and they
fucking (glass crashing) it's like that. Like edibles are kind of
more like you're on a Vespa going up a hill in San Francisco. It's a slow rise to the top. This shit is like, bitch I'm here. It kicks in the door. It's, FBI open up, you're tripping right? And the last thing you want
to see when you're on drugs is people staring at you. That's why the fucking circle is the worst thing you could have had. And then I got four
people at a circle going, do you feel it? Do you feel it? Do you feel it? And for whatever reason
every time you do drugs, there's always one asshole who's like, does this trip you out? Yes. Your hand looks like Edward Scissorhands is trying to fuck me bro, get out of here. And I remember I tried to go to get up. I'm like, let me get out
of here, I'm in a basement. But I feel this side of my
leg, it's like zippered in. And you know when you say
a really dumb reference and you think everybody's
going to get on board, you're like, yeah man, I just love having
pickles with my Cheerios. And they're like, what? And you're like, that's not,
it's not a normal thing to do? I thought I was like being
relatable to everybody. I was like, hey man, can you unzip me? I can't get out, like we're all zipped up. And they're like, what are you saying? I'm like we have zippers
tying us together. Nobody's understanding what I'm saying. I felt like a child who wanted breast milk and there was no titty
around to be sucked. And then I'm panicking, the
next dude starts tripping. He's laughing hard as fuck
and that only raised mine. So now I'm freaked out. I'm like, why is everybody laughing at me? Suddenly I just stand up. I'm like, I'm going upstairs. And Ethan, frat dude,
he's also, doesn't do it. So what kind of fucking
pyramid scheme is this? He's like oh you gotta come do
it and then he doesn't do it? Hey, if you're going to bring
the drugs, do it with me. What kind of narc shit is that? He's telling me, he's like, you gotta stay
down here, you can't go. All I want to do is
get upstairs to my room and be in my fucking bunk
bed in peace and harmony. Eventually I just leave the group and I go upstairs to my bedroom and I just lay in the top bunk in my bed. And then my friend's
like, are you good bro? And I was just like, yeah bro, good, I'm good bro. Keep in mind this is all at 2:00 p.m. So from 2:00 to 2:19 I had
seen a fucking lifetime and then 2:20 rolls around, I'm like you guys want to go get food or something and I'm just naked in the
hallway of my fraternity house. - [Narrator] Tales from the trip.
