Trevor Noah: That's Racist - Tacos

I was going out for lunch downtown Los Angeles with a friend of mine my friend David is like yo trav you want to get some of the ate I said what should we get he's like Mexican food ooh gotta get Mexican food like I've never I've never had mixes like what you never have Mexican food it's ignored I don't have Mexicans in South Africa they never came over he's like yo dude you got to have tacos man you're missing out you gotta have tacos okay let's go get tacos I don't know what these things are you know we go out it's not even a restaurants just a truck parked on the side of the road a taco truck you know this because there's a big sign about going tacos tacos tacos I'm standing in the line waiting there's a lot of people it's really popular I finally get to the front of the line the guy comes to the window and the truck is like hey you want tacos so what would be awkward if I didn't say I don't know maybe you just want a coke or something said no no I wouldn't come here for a coke I came for tacos give me tacos okay I'm gonna tacos you want I don't know what they are so just give me one should we say one tacos one taco coming up it goes and he prepares it these thing comes back and he's like hey here's your taco friend thank you yeah you want a napkin he's like you want a napkin and now nice out-of-the-world a napkin is that thing babies were to hold their shits so he was trying to say serve the ends which is what everyone in the world says except America serviette so he goes you want a napkin so why the hell would I want a napkin says a man for the mess afterwards for the mess is it that instant that I'm gonna need a napkin she's y'all you never know it that close man one minute you think you got it then it's coming out some well that's disgusting no it's normal everybody does it here man it's part of the experience I said that's the problem with your country my friend where I'm from that is disgusting I do not need a napkin I'm a grown man I can control myself easy hey what you want to do us at all I'll just eat it in the car on the way home then I'm safe easy then you make a mess in the car man don't do it don't be a hero just take the napkins I'm not being a hero I'm being a grown man I don't need a napkin if it gets really bad I'll just squeeze it really really tight he says yeah that's the problem some people they don't know they squeeze it too tight then it just comes spring out even more man it can spread all over you and your fans and on your shirt on my shirt how the hell does this [ __ ] get all the way up to my shirt there's thing bouncing on the ground and exploding all over what the hell is I do you wasting my time you want the napkin or not I said you know what your napkins in fact I don't even want tacos I just came for a coke

Channel: Trevor Noah

Views: 7,094,610

Keywords: trevor noah, trevor, noah, south africa, comedy, comedian, stand-up comedy, south african comedy, that's racist, racist, satire, tacos, los angeles, mexico, funny, joke, humor, sketch, comic, taco truck, humour, stand-up, racism

Id: QDk5ajNDgZc

Length: 2min 44sec (164 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 29 2013