Mom Roasts Her Son At My Show! - Trevor Noah - Any Questions from Seattle, WA!

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- Ah, any questions? What is my favorite? What - Kind of chair? - What is my favorite kind of chair? Who said that? So I will answer your question, but first I would like to know from you, where do you get your weed? That is one of the wildest questions any human being has ever asked me in my entire life. Are you saying like, rocking chair or office chair? What are you looking for from me? I'm so intrigued by you right now. Like a rocking chair or, that's literally what you were asking me. Yo, those brownies are dope. Like what kind of chair does he like? Like I just wanna know. I do like rocking chairs. My favorite chair is a chair, a swinging chair. Any chair that's suspended on like a chain and then swings. I like, but not, not a bench. The chair, like, you know, it's just like you in the chair and then it swings. I, I like those, but I also like rocking any chair that moves when it's supposed to move is my favorite kind of chair. Yes. All the others I do not pay much attention to. But now, now that we've had this conversation, everywhere I sit from now on, I will think of you. What is your name? - Kh. - USHI. Oh, K-H-U-S-H-I. Khi. I will, I'll think every single time I sit I will think of Kushi. Now did you say something? Did you - Get - A house yet? Did I get a house yet? No, I didn't. I didn't. Thank you for Thank you for asking. Thank you. I didn't, no, I'm, I, I sold, no, I sold my place a while ago thinking I would then move to another place. And then interest rates did a thing and then people were like, we don't wanna sell our houses. And I was like, but I sold mine. And they were like, well, that's your problem. And then I've been looking for houses ever since. It's weird, man. Looking for houses. You know what, like, that's like another market. Just the whole thing feels like scammy, you know? It just, it just feels scammy. It's made me, I've been doing it for so long that I, that I question everything now. Even the concept of home ownership, because in America, like the, the, the, the dream they'll sell you is they're like, you want to own your home. And you're like, why? And they're like, because this is your wealth, because this is the, this is the financially savvy thing to do. But then when you look at the numbers, you're like, why does it feel like I pay more than if I rent? And they're like, yeah, don't worry about that. This is the better one. Because you buy, if you rent, you waste money. You pay every month. But if you own it, you pay every month. And when things break, you have to fix it. And you can never leave unless somebody wants to take it from you. But they don't, they do not. What's real estate like in Seattle? Is it? Yeah. See all of, you're just like, yeah, good luck living anywhere. You'll sell me your house. I love how quickly you said that You are like, I'll sell you my house. I'll sell you my house. That's the weird thing with real estate. You don't want anybody's house if they're selling it. No, nobody wants to sell a good house. That's the, that's the weird thing, right? Right. Real estate is almost like relationships. You don't want someone if they're single, you are like, what's wrong with you? What's, what's the deal? I'm single. Yeah. What's your problem? Huh? You got termites? Huh? Where is your house ma'am? - North Capitol - Hill. North Capitol Hill. Oh, Ooh. You've got fans. You've got fans. Are you actually selling? - Yeah. - Yeah. How quickly things changed? Hmm. I showed a little interest. And you started thinking about it. That's a weird one. Really? All of it is like, I just find it weird, you know? It's like there's like an older generation that just bought the houses for nothing. And then now the younger generation is like, we can't, we can't buy the houses. We don't make enough money. Do you remember there was a, do you remember the game show? Who wants to be a Millionaire? That was a, that was an evil cackle. If you are young, I get why you laughed like that. If you're old, you're evil. Because I was like, no one can afford. And that person's like, ha ha, ha ha. My plan has worked. Screw you, gen Z people always give Gen Z shit for not wanting to work. But I'm like, but why would you want to work if there's nothing to work for? Do you know what I mean? Like what's the point of like grinding away if there's literally nothing? 'cause before you'd be like, I work hard so that I can put a roof over this family's heads. And then now it's like I work hard so that I can, no, I can't do anything. How would you do it? Like how old are you sir? 14. You will never buy a house. It's finished for you. Is this your mom? You just have to wait for her to die. That's it. That's your only hope. That's, do you have any siblings? You've got one older, younger. - Younger, - Younger. Oh yeah. So it's you. You're gonna be the first one. She looks like she loves you. She looks at you like she loves you. You realize in like four or five years, that looks gonna change. What's your name? Jack. Jack? Yeah. She's gonna be like, hit the road Jack and don't you come back and then you're gonna have to go look for a house, Jack. You won't find one Jack. And then your mom's gonna be like, I worked and I got this house. You can do it too, but you can't, Jack, she's lying to you. So you came with your mom to the show. That's super cool man. Good for you. Good for you. Hi mom. Did you, so did you bring him or did he bring you - First? I brought money. - Wait. Oh, you, she said, of course I brought him. 'cause he doesn't have any money. Damn, Jack, you got burned. I wanna live in your house, Jack. You got a mom roasting you like that? Oh man. Oh damn. I can't imagine your life Jack just walking around. People are like, oh, where's your house, Jack? She's like, oh, he doesn't have one. He lives with me. Broke. Little bitch. No, it's good, Jack. It'll toughen you up. It'll toughen you up. Do you own the house, mom? Yes you do. Congratulations. Congratulations. So, so are you gonna hand it down to them? Wow. She paused. Damn. Damn, Jack. She was like, damn, Jack, say again. He wants - To - Live in la. He wants to live in La Jack, you will not get a house, Jack. What? What are you not understanding, Jack? Why? Why do you wanna live in La? Jack? - I also wanna live in San Francisco. - You, you also want to live in San Francisco. Jack, do you ever go on Zillow and see what's happening in these places? Shit is real in these streets. Jack, you like picking dream location? You know there used to be a game show called Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Jack. And that game show was successful because people are like, if you're a millionaire, you can do things. You know why that game show doesn't exist anymore, Jack? 'cause a million don't do shit Jack. Nothing. Jack, you wanna live in San Francisco and LA in the house. Jack, what do you do for, what are you gonna do for a living? Jack? You want to play professional. You wanna play professional basketball? Okay. That's the right idea. That is the right idea. Jack, what, what position do you play? I don't know. Basketball very well. What are you gonna, what would you play as point guard? Point guard. Alright, so what, like that's passing and shooting. Okay, that's good. That's good. No, that's very good. As a white kid, you must know what you gonna be doing. It'll save you stress in the long run. 'cause there was a generation of white guys that really got caught of guard, you know? No pun intended. But they were like, I want to be the big man. And then Shaq was like, do know. So are you really good? Oh, mom says you're really good. Okay. She didn't even roast. She didn't roast you there, right? No. No. Really? She was like, how, how, how? How long have you been playing for? That's a good question. A few years. Or many years since - I was like - Two years old. Since you were two years old. Okay. You can, I believe in you Jack. I believe in you. You go and you do your best. You crush it. I mean it. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Live your dream. What's the worst can that can happen? Maybe you don't make it in Sudan. Maybe. Maybe you play in another league. You play like in Europe some the leagues are growing, things are getting better, right? So you can play in other places. You can even come back. Look at we Bama. He got drafted. He wasn't even in like the lower leaves in America. So you can, you can just come at any time. So don't let anybody tell you can't follow your dreams. You can go, you can crush it in the NBA. And even if you don't, don't worry, you still weren't gonna get a house Jack. So nothing changes, Jack.
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Channel: Trevor Noah
Views: 536,295
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Keywords: Trevor Noah, Stand Up, Stand Up Comedy, Comedian, Off The Record Tour, Hilarious, Any Questions, Funny, crowd work, full special, jokes, The Daily Show, Where Was I, Netflix, Son Of Patricia, I Wish You Would, The best of, The most viewed, African American, Afraid Of The Dark, Born A Crime, Mom Roasting Her Son, Seattle, WA, My Favorite Kind Of Chair, Where Do You Get Your Weed, The Wildest Question Of My Life, Housing Market, Gen Z, Never Be Able To Buy A House, Basketball
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Length: 10min 44sec (644 seconds)
Published: Thu Jun 20 2024
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