Trevor Noah - Some Languages Are Scary

thank you thank you too much applause this could be but thank you thank you very much thanks for coming out how's everyone doing tonight [Music] good evening everyone Oh as the French say good evening no it's Bonjour Bienvenue yes yes I'm learning I'm trying to practice my French another line Montreal probably has the sexiest border I've ever come to in my life yeah I didn't feel like I was being interrogated I felt like I was being flirted with was really sexy and say what are you planning to do in the Montreal I'm planning to stay that's what I'm doing the French the French the most romantic language in the world no other accent is romantic as well but it is it's funny how every accent has its own connotation to it speak with a French accent you are sexy how are you ladies and then there's some accents just have no sex appeal to them at all like the Russian accent there's nothing sexy about it everything the Russians say sounds dangerous and menacing doesn't matter what they say because they've got that thing yes and Russian got to kill you're black you destroy your family by even if Russians said nice things that still sounds dangerous this little year's fluffy rabbits and teddy bears what it's like that weird thing like the Russian accent is so and you know it's like the crazy thing about the Russians is everyone in the world is afraid of everyone no matter where you go in the world you know the Russians are frightening because they're the only country that makes America think before doing something every US in the world America acts when something happens when Russia does something we we think about it yeah he saw the whole thing that happened with that plane that was shot down the Malaysian flight the Ukrainian rebels shot the plane the plane came down you know America came out Barack Obama he was dazed like we gonna we gotta find out who did this we're gonna come down on them like a like an iron fist we're gonna let them know what time it is I'm paraphrasing and then and then everyone found out it was the Russians that supplied the Ukrainian rebels with the missile that shot down the plane and then all of a sudden Obama was like but uh let's not watch the conclusions we'll take our time and not point fingers especially not at the Russians I'm going home now thank you very much this is something about the Russian good actions that actions you know what's weird as I find the Russian accent frightening but not the Russian language there's a strangest thing ever the certain languages I find frightening the certain accents that throw me off you know for instance I find a rabbit frightening as a language you know it just has that thing in it hello a lot of the little Chicago a little long but that could be saying anything we're talking about candy crush [Music] [Applause] but it's because we watched all those movies all those TV shows every time you see a rabbit some bad goes down shukran a little it's never something cool or sexy you know it's never like hello world but it's never so the language is frightening but Russian for some reason I don't find frightening at all yeah I don't I realized I was walking to the streets of New York and there's a Russian guy he was walking next mean he happened to be on the phone right and sounded like he was setting up a drug deal and so this guy's walking next to me and he's talking and he switched from Russian switch from English the English Russian accent into Russian and I went from fear to know if it was the strangest thing ever he's on the phone and he was like yeah movin water the guy's got to be the troll clock okay you met him you tell me after that you got the package we call but whatever listen black blood blood device not that I guess not yet that this need not be that not the book yet not the gates not today the Doge denardis bootlicker knowledge the wooden Acadia which the idea monopoly on happen of Raj nation for the and was the craziest thing ever he went from like international criminal to immigrants it was the weirdest thing like I had no fear at all I'm not afraid of the Russian language just the accent in fact to me the Russian language just sounds like someone's playing a vinyl backwards that's all I hear it sounds like someone took a DJ of English and they were just they're like yeah yeah just like yes yes we go to find don't worry Vlad the guy's good to be the true clock okay yeah you bring the package don't worry about that after that you find you give me the call okay no no Vlad Vlad Vlad yeah yeah yeah with much goodness it took Nichkhun of infection was English what is you the whoop get that get much written up it in big a bit Russian that's what I'm hearing and if there's any Russian people here tonight I'm joking please I don't wanna have issues after this show walking out of the theater Hey from the guy well you both come did you hear WikiWiki do the game thanks for coming out tonight we're gonna have an amazing [Applause]

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Id: 9OB72GZOS4c

Length: 5min 44sec (344 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 11 2018