TOP TIER TUMBLR POSTS V124

howdy folks welcome back to another september post hope that you'll enjoy it again if you do feel free to drop like comment subscribe to the channel without further ado please sit back racks enjoy the video a cathedral mound created by termites termites has become catholic heresy log it's only valid if a priest has blessed the land it's built on until then it's protestant it's only valid if a priest has blessed the land it's built on until then it's protestant so does any land blessed by a catholic priest become a church can you just steal a protestant church by blessing it interesting question short answer no how to chop an onion without using crystals jamie oliver put the crystals away everyone jamie has a better solution here's a hot take gift wrap is done 95 percent of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task society has conditioned us to love wrapping crap up for no reason probably by gift wrap industry people counterpoint monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as frick [Music] ll lmao laughing my booty hole off me turning your medication into raisins one time i was playing the sims my kid had a soccer game and while the teams were huddled up i changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team enclosing them within their detergent scented prison thanks to my ingenious strategy my child's team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly by the time the clock ran out we were up 46-0 and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss i'm the best soccer mom parenting so my friend's dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what's in it and she didn't want to say a dead dog so she said it was a bunch of laptops so he took the suitcase and ran and i just [Music] well welcome to my elite and greet i say hello then i throw you across the room a bell rings reminding me of previous times i have eaten these memories are so good might as well salivate it's my choice i really like the word bonanza it feels so much like what it is to me bonanza sounds like a happy ape like it just go to your pineapple upside down cake and is so happy it's like jumping around and drumming on the ground pure euphoria this is beautiful i wish every ape had a pineapple upside down cake that brine pool wasn't lying that salinity levels can toxic i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i don't even know what i'd do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat what's the saddest movie you've ever seen if we are gonna be honest the only movie i've cried at in theater was megamind and i don't know why i want this framed so i went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and i know they have a therapy dog there and i was like where's the dog and the receptionist was like oh i'm sorry she's in a meeting right now and i look over at the other room and there is a freaking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business you'd sand i felt like i was in a dream why couldn't i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonald's when i'm sad and punches rude boys in the face for me my brother once sat on me and farted until i passed out my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once [Music] i'm that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check yadash you're like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no i just got woken up from a nightmare by the train going by shaking my bed to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year please understand my state of mind right now duolingo what does time mean practice now [Music] himalayan mahmuds come for their regular feed by a caring lady or blessed image can a dinosaur even get more freaking rad you bet jurassic i actually like being up early i just don't like getting up early you put this in words so real i don't like feeling sleep deprived which is how i feel in the morning [Music] it's so cute when a really fat bumbler becomes and bops against the window and immediately bumbles away like od remy i'm terribly sorry that wasn't where i should have been going or what a silly sausage i am i love your take on the inner commentary of a bee because we all see these things differently i always imagined that if bees had a conscious inner commentary it was of a really really faint angry screaming the bees just going frick frick frick i hit a freaking window crap freak i'm gonna freak up this flower instead crap if i hit another window frick except it's really really faint because it's small because it's a bee this is the kind of quality content i want to see on my dashboard what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once he would probably not feel very good unfortunately i hate texting let me bite you the lines on the gay flag are straight this better smart ass why is being too stressed out not seen as a big freaking deal like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier i bet they are making so many fast and furious films just so they can make fast tend your seat belts [Music] okay story time one time in ninth grade biology we were being separated into groups by birth month half of the class was born in september including me and so when we were standing as a group of about 15 compared to the other groups of two to four our teacher looked us dead in the eyes and said wow your parents really knew how to celebrate christmas and regrouped us some girls aren't made with sugar spice and everything nice they are made with garlic basil and olive oil gel egg bread they are called italians i think the fact that there are only two numbers between four and seven is so twisted and fricked up i'm literally going to be sick the girls are learning to count technically there's an infinite amount of numbers between them but i'm afraid if i try to explain decimals i'll either lose my gay card or get shot cartoon sleeping noises snork memory what do you call an equation for finding the perfect group of friends what the squadratic formula gary i need a homoerotic enemy quince has been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck but in the moment he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes the only pure moment on earth that matters if god wanted us to be heterosexual he wouldn't have made boys like that this is a post for both mlm and wlw god pigeons have such good crews they are like her aurora i love it it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far far too long the ruler oro this looks like something a pokemon npc would say i love pido's call don't you the rororo trainer battle guitar if [Music] i hope this ml finds you well how the email finds me before and after burger king you put them in the wrong order i'm going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a freaking cabbage you insect when weird old ladies are like oh no male celebrity is gay what a waste they go my chances like what chance did you even have in the first place dorothy he's a millionaire children ages three to five are truly something else i'm a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out have you ever killed someone and other bodies at the walls neil degrasse tyson puts jeff bezos net worth into a new perspective if jeff benzes put all his money up his ass he would need a really big ass i love when properties last for such a long time that the merchandise gets super niche like frickin statue of pikachu breaking free of his marble prison him free himself you can tell the texas chainsaw massacre is a truly scary film because its title is just a list of three scary things almost drank paint water lads almost did it again mere moments later what is wrong with me just drank paint water lads [Music] people say dolphins are smart but they are not smart enough to not be crappy grey rubber tubes flapping about in the gosh darn ocean there congratulations you are the piss lord of crap mountain thank you for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we the pros may feast on your bounty as craps trick i forgot that the bird store i work at has one baby bad that likes to sleep in people's pockets i'm home and something is moving in my pocket oh frick yeah it's the bird i just accidentally stole a bird [Music] jaws really made a whole culture afraid of a big fish when the three-eyed harpy beckons thee to a swift barnacly death the frick are you talking about bro the popular blockbuster classic jaws class traitors use tumblr premium the frick is a tumblr premium that's the attitude i love to see godspeed dearly departed why would i pay for this health site [Music] absolutely living for the fact that in ancient greece it was said that when apollo was drunk he created people with the wrong genitalia which first of all means that one trans people are not a new thing we've always been here and we've always found ways to justify and explain our existence and two the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was yeah the sun was wasted as hell when he made me but it's cool and that is freaking awesome christians god makes no mistakes ancient greeks actually sometimes god is just really freaking wasted church today's teams i can't stand that japanese rope thai shrek's crap because it just looks like ham to me it's kinky shrekzy bondage it's about submission and dominance she looks like a ham like in the delhi display at the store hi wanna argue for a bit your blog is kinda bothering me me of the person i just put 40 leeches on well are you cured me after covering a ham with a mixture of spices and leaving it in a cold room for 40 days stop being funnier than me anyone else just decaying shorty like a melody hey guys how do you make these [Music] me leaving this dimension for good my mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed rmao run my ass over who would win a damn sandal adam sandler people who don't have cases on their phones make me nervous like why you tempting fate stop judging patrick bateman as if you wouldn't kill jodlito if you had the chance photographer captures once in a lifetime shots of a fish trapped inside a jellyfish where am i who is that wet little beast i see off in the distance oh it's muskrat [Music] me reading my own posts um that's an embarrassing thing to post on the internet [Music] baby incomprehensible babbling me what really no way honestly i'm sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me i'm real i'm gosh done alive a great stem that says she gave kept she girl bossed she girl died can we please get one horror themed medgar i want it so bad but also i might get so angry at the celebs lame attempt to horror and psychically cause them to drop dead with my internal rage i guarantee there would be at least one session male celebrity that would just wear a basic tux with some fake blood splatter on it and my psychic rage would make him drop dead right on the runway elevating his look beyond what it deserves whatever drinks red wine lies in the middle of road [Music] thank you all so much for watching episode top 100 post 124 i hope that you all enjoyed it again if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe i'd appreciate it uh if you haven't already feel free to go check out my stream going on i'm trying to play minecraft so if you all are interested feel free to go over there and check it out um i don't think anything else to say so i hope that you all oh i will say that for a while i'm only going to be uh filming outros just to see if it affects the channel or not i don't know why i'm just worried that people are like i don't know anyway i'm just gonna be doing outros for the next couple days just to see how the channel reacts so you will all be able to still see me still it'll just be at the end of the video i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i'll see you all tomorrow episode 125. peace out guys you

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Length: 15min 44sec (944 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 24 2021