Top Gear Live Amsterdam 2013 Compilation

Karina [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] look look who we have here the fastest moving man in the world it's James May 9 I'm a gentleman and look what else we have available has a full-size fridge magnet Oh we'll keep me separate I can't accumulate this Jeremy motorized Oh steak yes without is what if it didn't win whatever it is would you remember on the cert TV show a few years ago a few years ago I made a blender and put an engine on it yeah horsepower v8 now instinctively see that's what it is impressive and actually I'm just putting on the gear yeah well because I think it might be possible to this would like to see our state I hosted the Olympic Games last year everybody said it was quite successful I'm sure it was but we think some of the sports were a bit boring I mean who jump the farthest into a sandpit is the Korean man better and jumping over a bar than the man from Romania who's the fastest to slip so we thought would the sports be better if you did them because yes sir for this show we have devised and I've got to stage for you a whole series of motorized Olympic sports that ladies and gentlemen is I'm sure you recall was the incredible electric car I have a headed eagle by thrust that we made for Tokyo on the TV yes extremely pleased with the way it fall but unfortunately the British motoring impress impress British motoring press weren't quite so impressed with it we have on the screen here a page from the esteemed August organ auto car and they sale me hammer my Eagle thrust head it is impossible to regard it as a success they also said this is the slowest car we have tested this because it gets worse because how a moon-faced producer said he agreed with the auto car he said we had to have another gun at making an electric car but that is the problem we spent virtually all our budget of that one jet the hammer eyed thrust Eagle head car leaving us with virtually nothing so he said you have to make an electric car from discarded appliances from the kitchen yet quite a challenge we went away and thought about it but unusually we three couldn't agree on one thing to all do together yeah simply went our separate ways and each devised a own electric car let's prepare to be amazed behold yeah you played entirely dumb that's brilliant let me talk you through I call it difficulty a spiderling is indeed an ironing a lot besides batches power these processes these two are really wrong I call it the things remembered about electric um is that the vast majority of people who work don't understand the nature of electricity we can harness it orcas back to like far away really all the change to boring noise is coming out of the middle of a fence this is important Jeremy because unless we get the fundamentals right relation just do it quickly and be interesting what is it well [Applause] [Music] [Music] in which case your 12 fruitless arranged in a v-formation so it's a v12 if you the Paris said set down a prop shaft to the rear wheels and then at the back we have to microwave ovens these are turbo charges because the electric motor that drives the turntable in a microwave is the most powerful electric motor you format in the kitchen is he really not like that let's see has it got any stealing oh one of those the dyson ball things on it you got the camera down the exceeds brilliant [Applause] the back is all credit where it is due I think that might be a stroke of genius see what I mean is provided you don't go to work go on holiday go to the shops go to the cinema go ahead see if Reds more than 50 meters from the apps listen yes in a track race this will clean you but what makes you think we're doing a tracker if you was to track races look there's a man coming out down in a white coat with a girl walking and I guarantee that the same you're doing the track race you are not doing a drag race instead you will do two laps in a figure of eight around the posts lay down before we'll come into it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] James it was that one of the great things about our motorized that in the games is that we can take our inspiration from the Summer Games which we just had but also of course the winter games we could play a game such as curling what is curling how I don't that's what were they they slide the stones on the other side with the broom doing that they go exactly right that behold if you will in the corner of the arena and target also on the screen for the benefit of let us bring was quite correct earlier on when he said a man runs in front with a brush to switch the course make the curling a bit more effective certain letters bring out Russ [Music] [Applause] I'm going to be on that because the pride of the referee YouTube you'd like to get any colors they are conveniently marked with your initials on the bonnet so then we must drive down there and scope we get to the targets if you shut your face for 10 seconds I'll explain to you how it works put on the crash helmet and the neck brace and anything else you find the car because you will need them will completely map see on the floor there 8 9 but you drive up to that line like you would drive the new car but when you get to it not before and not after because that's a known kill you pull on your cat breaker what that does is deployed four casters below the car from that point on you are freewheeling you are curling across the arena like a runaway grand piano where you hit the target release the handbrake again for their person nearest the middle winds make sense I wasn't listening is he complicated yeah well it is to be honest with us about it because you're going first Jessa why am I going first well because I just ridiculous not really now just hang on they said but I will start my brushes change there is one problem I'm so yeah I Drive a lot faster than you do yeah I'm gonna run into the back of you well let's find out are you ready yes in three two one and turn away not bad that's amazing what's it like [Applause] when you pull the handbrake of the cars go down in the fields like you picked up comes out is it quite a lot of Blues come out just upset Thanks good you ready fuel gonna happen well yeah I can't go again cannon why don't well Jeremy's still on the target I'm sorry I knew there was something I forgot to explain in curling you can use your stones about the other bloke to stoke the time more than thousand kilometers an hour apparently so brilliant right I'm ready it's simple right miss Cheerilee yes right okay I am ready are you ready haven't Leanne absolutely ready here we go like this and then I pull this leader or the work that I did all of my sheets don't work it's a little bit on their knees off its off it's all right hang on [Laughter] right goki go I'm here [Music] [Applause] that's James Huber something there it's brilliant so that is it your winner ladies thank you very much thank you thank you [Applause] everybody knows curling is best three easy yeah who thinks his bestest ready yeah you can roll straight into it either the rolling stone yeah I'm ready off you go James get sweeping got it yeah yeah yeah physical bittersweet [Music] for the center of the target what a good she's good I recommend you try this our kids we need this moment dance car and your name is [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] otherwise we never have a [Applause] [Applause] yeah that's right yeah going on sorry like razor blades no frankly no look at it this way ladies a checkup either you're about to witness the birth of an exciting new sport or watch a man being run over by a wiki either way that is a memory you can take home and cherish this is genuinely really run dangerous or has asked silence whilst he does this isn't quite it is it time to think about it so I would ask you are quiet yes that is a very good point are you ready to be completely silent I can't hear you are you going to be really properly silent lazy just come on thank you thank you James you're helpful shut up thank you right okay we are all ready let's get on with it be ready for eighty three two one thinking [Music] I have some bad news for you Jeremy Clarkson is ready to rejoin us in the conceived engineer designed Chariot Racing was always a problem with in the olden days because the chariots were towed by horses and also has been there was cheap adenosine tried to death by for the wind and rain and trees paper bags every place that was something else let's yes the charioteers would have had water smart lady - she's one of these chariots with all scooters has 20 so let's get this straight you are gonna make these but let's be honest stagehands poorly dressed as Roman legionary dress also did these outfits so you make them wear those and now you're gonna make them a bride around this arena in skew to power chariots that you made us race my Cheerios [Applause] I'll explain how they were they have happy bars but the steering is extremely heavy so what I suggest is you want to go left you pull this left great people that breaks the two bikes over left and you turn left if you want to go right and I don't know why you would because this is a local racetrack pull the throttle is here so it's actually just like the rate of a class-one offshore powerboat racing just one word of warning the sea is quite high so that if you go over a bump and it will national plums to a post squabble over those right Tony the helm a 250 watt crash holders yeah trust me haven't if this goes wrong a crash helmet will make some sales for a tattoo of his face on this face and he also had his bicycle stolen furniture all we know is he's called the Stig [Applause] it's that the same as these yes yes yes little of the black instead of safe movement of the safe house also on the black block no I didn't absorb twenty eight holes per standard cheerio right [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] isn't it bass powering if you get closer but I'll use my files of this it changes nothing [Music] anyway ladies and gentlemen hopefully enough was we were sitting backstage there Jeremy and I devised another boater ice sports this one is called human Technic boggling now look into the corner him you read America's public you will see the pins being set up so now obviously we need a public ball so let's [Applause] [Music] in that happens we have Paul obviously we need mate bombers and let's bring this means a human has to go in the young years unfortunately I can't because I'm talk fat [Music] [Applause] they make it easy to fight afterwards Boulton turn you through how it works and as you were as you said earlier on you're right it is a shop if I make the few simple modifications if you look down here something that would be very very familiar to live rap here are some handle ones fly on a bicycle OEM those are for the steering rig the only thing you have to remember and this is where it differs from a bicycle it doesn't work oh okay but don't worry because underneath again as you would expect to find on the bicycle you'll find two leavers those are the brake do they work point of having any of these things gives you somewhere comfortable to rest your pants yeah don't worry about it you'll feel a little burgess Jeremy comes up behind you in the electric gee-whiz now what he's gonna do is accelerate from it and that break and then you're on your own skittles control gee whiz make don't worry Oh trust me haven't there is in this one [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] we do to kill me in front of family audience and how's that gonna leave the children under the dramatized could you hear a funny noise coming from over there like it I'm throwing my trousers from the inside I can return etc because the words out the other day that we've just passed the 10th anniversary of [Applause] [Music] it's when you gumball the men do that their code they're over the top of their heads there was an American man we found that you just knew he's all gone in the middle of Africa I can take my hat off nobody will see my stupid comb-over and there were five TV cameras on it and now 318 million people of supercars around the world and excitement your best moment it's a kind of weird not Ferrari dog you got a dollar but I tell you what what is the best car say the first Pagani Zonda just like anything else oh is this the LFA the Lexus which we just proved in the last series I believe how it was rubbish and yet it was good it was good I have devised another motorized Olympic sport and even though you are that naba I have to say I was actually quite impressed with your use of the scooters in the chariot racing earlier on so what I've come up with is called Carlo [Music] these not hot Blackbird motorcycles are in fact what - v CC Suzuki's - which and I have added a sidecar of but as you'll see it has mounted on it the Polo this is very cool overhand bars there are two buttons press the right hand one here and the mouth goes forwards press the left hand worm it comes backwards so it is exactly for like real permanent it is nice to be hitch well I'm glad you brought that up but don't stand there Chris I'm glad you brought that up because this system runs on compressed air and the pressure of 18 bar and frankly if you get it the way of that mallet we've been deploying your remains into a clock absolutes something is gonna die right yes so they did a very original and easy way how do we have a game in just views that's the clever thing because if you observe and there there are some flags we are in fact the top-10 team and ladies gentlemen we have a full set it's the stick [Music] machine that is the Incans God ladies and gentlemen and now our opponents would you please welcome from your very own country of massive round of applause please H Holland [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well yeah you've read one across Vietnam it was a Facebook this has got old Lieberstein lucky that's accelerating into ass down there that is the clutch that leave you pull on it has were severely do that that maybe eleven why is it because then you can change you gave me you front boy because that's where the ladies first first you just push it down yeah right let's go Oh vicious ready here we go [Applause] we play [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] as well [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] what class they become well I'll grab the food again of just a minute [Applause] see got my support [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] oh can I just say I didn't use my head so much as my face kick off okay we got it back sorry about this woman just great having to play the only place in the winning side [Applause] [Music] [Applause] see that's what it felt what was your worst [Applause] so Louis [Applause] what school by falsely steady [Applause] [Music] yes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] again [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] right there can't be many minutes of this reading I don't because I've got to go into my colostomy bags [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] thank you so very very much for coming along today absolute pleasure to be here despite a big night out in Amsterdam last night you guys know how to party yeah yeah even oh yeah anyway sad to say I have to know an end on the nodes of health and safety but obviously you come here see all this very silly driving please don't do remember on the way home you are on popping ropes so for heaven's sake I beg of you please drive fast [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Views: 5,088,584

Keywords: Top Gear Live Amsterdam 201, Top Gear Live Amsterdam, Top Gear Live, Top Gear Live 2013, Top Gear, Top, Gear, Live, Amsterdam, 2013

Id: 5-qvvQbzdCQ

Length: 51min 17sec (3077 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/backfire103]

God damn it would be nice if they would do a tour through the US. I would pay an unspeakable amount of money to see this at MSG.

[u/Brboy706]

i wish they had done this on a larger scale

[u/Walker131]

great now that I've spent all morning watching top gear live i'm ready for the new episode tonight

[u/[deleted]]

See. this is what I WISH Top Gear USA was.

[u/[deleted]]

Before I took my driving test I took a defensive driving weekend course, one of the challenges was having to get up to speed then braking and stopping inside a square of cones.

[u/forhumanitiessake]

Was this filmed for the tv program or is it a special live program?

[u/DdCno1]

I need one of those chariots in my life.

[u/PineappleRecon]

Of course they would put Jeremy at the wheel for that.