TOP 69 SPOOKY TUMBLR POSTS V10

howdy folks it's carl here welcome back to tumblr central for the 10th episode of top 69 tumblr posts um i hope you guys really enjoy the video and if you do please don't forget to drop a like on the video and subscribe to the channel thanks guys peace hi tumblr community genuine question from a concerned mother my toddler son is two feet tall that boy is getting no hoes frfr what do i do any other mothers with similar experiences please reach out maybe your son's the hostess [Music] reblog if you've ever been called bread oprah winfrey pianist cake pan this chapstick will make me the most luscious lip maiden in all the valley give that boy boja do it just do it if i ever post anything just tell me and i'll delete it me and my pirate girlfriend hold in hands me baby your hands are so cold that me hook who is she crap help me up i'll pray for you instead how do you not get tired of being mad all the time hate wakes me up online millennial did you see that clapback mcdonald did on twitter today other online millennial yes it was cool both online millennial in unison today we will eat at mcdonald's bay i love you me i love that concept i want kids so bad so go to a playground and take one stupid where do you think kids come from and modern problems require modern solutions facebook boomers be like i can't believe my favorite band all cops should be hung by their entrails isn't he cop be your own father let yourself down someone notices an intimate detail about me and shares the observation with me me who are you working for wanna go to the scottish moors and scream imagine you ask your lesbian aunt to tell a ghost story at your wedding and she spends three hours narrating your repressed childhood trauma and telling everyone that your uncle is actually your dad star trek fans be like yeah i've seen toss tmp wok sfs tng and ds9 but not voyant dsc or pig and we are just supposed to understand that followers 3420 activity wow guys i can't believe this it finally ended sports we did it we are finally free i hate hormones really i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter yeah i'm a classic rock fan ever heard of the beatles doubt it their prop too old for you pop music sucks who is cathy carey idk okay i'm gonna listen to guns and rose's greatest hits on my ipod whoa sweet child oh mine classic song you've never heard it hello to goths and idiots only [Music] how do you do fellow goths and idiots read yesterday today 1354. oops i didn't read this until now all boys do is lie by me gay marriage will now be referred to as a mackerel marriage or just as marriage mclemore didn't die for this [Music] hey lady your computer isn't even on i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesn't matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh how much of your online presence is performative and how much is it you being you baby every me is me we are the mask and the wearer thinking about risking it all and becoming an installation wizard lightning be like me do it beach hit me i dare you i double dare you mother he was cheesed to meet her but she was lactose intolerant me that baby's skin is so soft what's their routine i wonder me watching my own snapchat story she is so damn funny i love her there's only two genders what about you woo excuse me what's this sjw bullcrap me as a lawyer me so you took a shower and then you heard the gunshot witness yes me as a lawyer isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thigh gokulate witness i'm bald i really love brown eyes so warm his eyes [Music] him horoscope sometimes you be breathing me me okay but how did they know that [Music] that just makes no [ __ ] sense i mean it's just [ __ ] oh my god youtuber what is up everybody it's your boy back again me you're no boy of mine i feel like if i saw those ancient cave paintings in france i'd die in my sleep a week later oh h horse passes out and never wakes up again [Music] thief hi i'm back what memes did i miss banksy opened a theme park and these nuts is running for president cool time for me to log out again discuss the correct color of kirby is pink a yellow kirby is simply a cheap knock-off product i said discuss knots out bull crap and slander boy we even finish each other's s girl steve basimi show me show me i think it's not bad delete it put a pancake on a girl's head when she's asleep to keep her warm and safe i've been mostly a flying for several days what the hell is smack bumpy wet moists ya chips oh yeah smack it's as good as gravy what are you freaking talking about certified iconic post stripper in clearwater florida showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her to the undercover cops that arrested her the case was dismissed i almost never reblogged but i had to for this hearts be like bump bunk bumper well can't relate hey girl i'm trapped in the wall girl can't you hear my scratching pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh it's not for you king certified iconic post the alphabet is terrifying abc no thanks we are good i can't even articulate how freaking bad this joke is what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard would you woohoo me on sims yes or no just btw for non-sims fans this is shreks and sims like in sims you can have shreks since you are simulating life and the organisms inside the simulation have like junk they can kiss and have shreks just being honest also remember to be kind to yourself but always push to do better try reaching out when you can i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i don't even want to acknowledge but on the plus side it's all really funny me doing normal human activities is this allowed is this allowed am i allowed to do this is this allowed i don't want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed [Music] those monsters are really scary especially with those sticks perspective this movie wrecked my spirit person tf are you doing me laying on my emotional support grave free death trial there is no higher form of literature than all europeans trying to explain the skunk my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the silly zone [Music] silly time did carrie underwood effectively utilize girl power when she dug her key into the side of her bf's pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive carved her name into its leather seats took a louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tyres disgust at any given time the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just a whim away a win away a win away a win away stop [Music] the lion sleeps too i can't hear your body back me up lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die lab safety one drink whatever's in that beaker i know you freaking want to sigourney weaver testing a flamethrower for alien 1978 when you see a mosquito are you ever in a moment and think damn i'm really gonna miss this hamburger hinderer southern discomfort complicated mac wheat fix i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food everyone has weird and bad or just odd food brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today it's different my tumblr relationships me omfg i love you i swear we are like long lost twins or something your blog is my life me also what is your name [Music] me on my deathbed husband smith oh what will i do without you how will i cope me croaks come closer husband comes closer me hire a samurai [Music] treat people the way you want to be treated um i'm sorry but i can't go around throwing 100 000 at every one i meet thank you guys for watching another episode of top 69 tumblr posts we have episode 11 for you tomorrow so uh make sure you come back i hope you all enjoyed this video and i hope you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon rest of your day whatever time it is and i just wanted to let you all know i know that there's some confusion in terms of the tumblr users videos my goal is to get two to three tumblr users videos every week hopefully starting uh next week um so the last week of october kind of um so we're going to be having top 16 tumblr posts daily and then in addition to that hopefully two to three videos of tumblr users videos so i know upcoming we have today i learned from tumblr which is uh similar to the today i learned on reddit but it's all from tumblr so it'd be today i learned from tumblr i know we have a second pukacho video coming up we have um i am fish like the the tumbler user iron fish coming up and we have denny's the restaurant that also has a tumblr account uh we have one of their accounts uh we have one of their tumblr user videos coming up all really good videos so please stick around and come back and i hope you all enjoy the rest of your day and i hope to see you all tomorrow guys [Music] peace

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020