TOP 69 TUMBLR POSTS V13

howdy folks welcome to another episode of top 69 tumblr post today is episode 13. it's a really good one and i know you all are really gonna like it if you're new to the channel please subscribe if you liked the video drop a like and and comment what your favorite post was and now sit back relax and enjoy episode 13. peace out guys when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you're about to leave the house your mom says you're going out dressed like that if you could add one new rule to soccer this season what would it be everyone gets a break what you do with it is up to you letter talk when your friend uploads a group selfie and you're the ugliest who is traitor joe and what did he do i want to know we want to know there need to be an inquest into this a demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages like remember you have yoga at six tonight you need to leave him karen you need to leave him karen my mental illness me i'm going to be okay you stupid bubba boy visual representation of my mood today not a single one of these words we're in arthur [Music] i'll do anything you want for 50 dollars give me 75 good morning to buy shrek shells halloween enthusiasts you slash phase community college students people who shoplift at walmart goths eldest daughters gay baristas who get mean when it's busy phoebe bridges stands vodka drinkers men with curly hair people who listen to classical music on public transit and professional dog walkers here's footsteps toward my room please don't who would name their kids zoe 101 [Music] that just makes no sense i mean it's just balls boss asked me if i knew what a britney was today but he pronounced it like brownie then started explaining but somehow i'm the weird one for interrupting with oh you mean bronies yeah they do want to freak horses boss today asked me if i knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant super bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying oh yeah jude you but gay [Music] boss just came into my office to ask me a question paul's dan said what the frick are you listening to and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music he just left opie what is your occupation rascal [Music] boss texted me today about all the business we've been getting and i texted back haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense i'd made up boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as the biggest copycat there ever was boss today texted me the most unorthodox ellipsis i've ever seen big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they are in a hot tub decadence the internet should be funny animal pictures and that's it example [Music] it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now i'm become death the destroyer of worlds a fanny pack visor hybrid the end is near let us all walk hand in hand into the void nets you a blanket out of our red string of fate my body is not a temple it is a clown car and none of these beaches know how to drive [Music] if she's your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there's nothing left of her original body is she then still your girl i'm the biggest lover of them all not so fast i'm literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i'm not feeling up to it i don't have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real for a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real this is why punctuation was created this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today you're my favorite person at this table because you don't talk to anyone and you just sit there and i said i don't know how to respond to that and he replied with that's because you don't talk i'm just someone's weird co-worker me too what if i was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds my arms are strong i would catch you and hug you [Music] do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don't exhaust every opportunity to feel smart i used to think that melancholy was a vegetable that's incredible let's hang out more 1d reacts to you having a tapeworm when you and your friends look fresh af the [ __ ] would star squad [Music] english teacher explaining proper nouns don't forget to capitalize marx well folks it happened might fell clean off of my mom's pubis and into donation plate when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak while the camera was following close behind him the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot sweet randall who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house parents why you wanna move so bad me independence me in head getting a lizard get you a boy that could cook [Music] he cook that egg carton just right my daily routine wake up 8 am cry 8 30 a.m to 12 p.m listen to shrek's are back on loop 12 p.m to 7 p.m punch a hole in the wall and patch it up 7 p.m to 7 30 p.m sleep 8 p.m uses l-o-l-l-m-a-o and drippers punctuation who wants to love me back me on death row officer you have one last meal what do you want me hum idk what are you in the mood for read a girl who dates books when you're writing an essay for a test and the teacher says you have three minutes left isn't universally loved i guess i'll just die if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills uf goodbye they sacrificed themself to warn us we will not let your sacrifice pass in vain dear brother we will not let it go me finds a sea shell on the beach me put sea shell to my ear in hopes of hearing the ocean sea shell hi i'm erica how are you i'm a game developer and i and my team are currently working on an impressive game [Music] dead leafs that's called yard salad now and it's the new food trend leaves where are you going me is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering me so you vape when your crush posts a new selfie takes a deep breath what's the punch line there is none i just like to breathe why'd you reply to your own post i just like to breathe [Music] you all hate ratatee but who do you think is making your food at olive garden hub i can fit 20 grapes in my mouth i can fit 50 you're a little beach come fight me 3 o'clock you and me bring your own grapes has there been any new su news no the soviet union is still gone you know what's hecka dub when you outside with a girl and it's cold as frick and the girl goes i'm cold like there's a reason i'm wearing a jacket because it's cold as frick why are you wearing a cardigan with holes all in it this is your fault i'm keeping my jacket movers are so weird people hang out like twice and they're all like i'm in love with you calm down maybe how do you address the meme king your majesty how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes i hate it when you sharpen your pencil hella sharp and then write when you put pressure on it it breaks like wtf pencil do your job what is it with toddlers and personal space if this little ball probably touches my knee one more time i'm launching him across the parking lot i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect these and just want them to be happy it took me a moment can you please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what i was thinking how to dance 1953 me i'm scooby scooby [Music] the only valentine's day cards i'll accept i can't believe they named an entire dog breed after pit bull [Music] sorry babe i couldn't afford an engagement ring but here's a meme i printed out and taped to a rock current mood a car voluntarily lying on its side my new year's resolution is to shut up [Music] i see you little punk ball beach if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and they'd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me there's someone downstairs i hope it's a murderer this image can't be real oh my god [Music] i'm crying so much right now mario would never smoke weed please tell me it's not real what's cooking good looking meh every picture of a sun bear looks like it's a human in a bed costume who's doing a very bad job acting natural how i expected antidepressants to work how they really work [Music] [Applause] thank you guys for watching another episode of top 69 tumblr posts i really appreciate you all watching it all the way through if you enjoyed the video again feel free to drop a like and subscribe to the channel if you're new i appreciate everyone's support yesterday we did a double upload with today i learned so that was our second tumblr user video if you guys have an idea for a tumblr user you would like for us to make a video on please feel free to comment it um i've been picking up and reading the comments and adding adding more and more usernames uh to my list of videos to make so feel free to comment that and i'll try to get that video in motion as soon as i can um we have another episode of top 69 tumblr post coming out tomorrow that'll be episode 14 so i will see you all tomorrow have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i will see you all tomorrow peace out guys

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Id: tMFKNJ2V-PE

Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020