Top 20 Savage Stewie Griffin Insults

here you are what the hell is this sweetie that's tuna salad who is that what it is really because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 Savage Stewie Griffin insults your potato joke was terrible for this list will be looking at the most brutal slights Slanders and jibes delivered by Stewie Griffin from Family Guy if there's a diabolical insult delivered by this erudite infant that we forgot make us Rue the day in the comments number 20 Guess What Meg Griffin is an easy target given how much the family picks on her but she also makes it even easier by setting them up for jokes when she arrives with the news that she's made the flag Squad Meg invites them to guess what she is and result of a drunken backseat group Fest in a broken prophylactic Stewie's suggestion that her existence is due to a broken piece of rubber may go unnoticed by the family but it has us wincing at its savagery is follow-up bird about Meg's luck with boys may not quite reach the Heights or depths of his first insult but at least Brian appreciates it now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call foreign number 19. funny waiter in typical Family Guy fashion Chris going to space camp somehow ends up with the entire Griffin family getting launched into space so we hold my hand no thank you I prefer to die giving you the finger as Peter reveals what he'll miss about life on Earth Stewie shares what he won't miss waiters who try to be funny a cutaway gag shows Stewie ordering a salad with no onions which the waiter agreeably makes a corny joke about Stewie replies with the threat to the man's livelihood in the event he gives him onions hmm I've got a few Connections in the back I'll see what I can do yeah that's funny if there's one onion on that salad you can forget the dollar 80 tip you need to live we understand Stewie's sentiment but his remarks might make the waiter incline to replace those onions with saliva tell him Bon Appetit douchebag number 18. hot dog Peter being a isn't new to anyone but in this episode he's found to have have an intellectual disability although they use some slightly more outdated language to discuss it in the show well yeah Brian my test results read them and weep and after he pours hot grease all over Lois Child Protective Service takes the Griffin children away to live with Cleveland rather than show he's a fit parent like Brian suggests Peter hatches a scheme to show that Cleveland is unfit by bringing seven sex workers to Cleveland's house although Cleveland and child services object the latter more than the former Stewie's jab at one of the older ladies of the night is townright vicious so tell me is there any tread left on the tires at all or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway number 17. Rupert's nicknames after Brian tears up Stewie's teddy bear Rupert Stewie resolves to scatter his stuffed friends ashes from a Mountaintop if he died first I would scatter his ashes on a mountain Brian tags along to watch out for him in an argument ensues leading to Stewie falling and being unable to walk Brian builds Stewie a stretcher and Carries him the rest of the way despite Stewie hurling insults at him the entire time some of these include nicknames that Rupert had for Brian usually a play on famous dogs want to know some of the other things he called you fat Lassie Scooby don't Rin Tin twink poopy Snoopy to throw some of our own into the ring wish stoned old smeller air dud booze Clues and Marley and anyone but me number 16 Gavin Stewie doesn't have many friends his own age and if this interaction is any indication it's pretty clear why Brian goes to pick Stewie up at a play date and we see Stewie simply sitting with the other boy Gavin by all indications Stewie has spent the entire time insulting everything about the kid from his name to his house you're gonna be ugly when you grow up in everything in your house is cheap and it smells and here and yet despite that apparent animosity Stewie seems to have enjoyed his playdate that was fun I like Gavin then again if this whole list is any indication Stewie's favorite pastime seems to be lambasting everyone around him so maybe it's not so strange number 15. game over when Brian's cousin Jasper comes to visit the family goes to dinner with him and his partner Ricardo during the meal Stewie repeatedly expresses derision for Jasper's stereotypical mannerisms although Jasper doesn't seem to mind even dancing to the beat of Stewie's mock Club noises oh I just stopped but his most cutting remark is reserved for Meg again Jasper announces that he and Ricardo are getting married this prompts Stewie to remark on Meg's poor Chances with men which he sees is basically zero now that men can marry each other I mean if they can do that that's pretty much it for you isn't it I mean you might as well pack it in game over in the immortal words of Bill Paxton game over man this game over number 14. a little old Stewie and Brian's road trip episodes are a frequent highlight of the series and the very first offers an excellent insult from the former let's hope Osama Bin Laden doesn't know show tunes after staying with his grandparents at their summer home in California Stewie gets picked up by Brian at the airport Brian leaves to get smashed at the bar leaving Stewie alone wait here at the gate I gotta run a quick errand Stewie is approached by a man who's concerned that he's too young to be traveling alone but Stewie rebukes him with a comment about the man's choice in mouthwear aren't you a little old to be wearing braces don't talk to strangers kids and adults don't talk to Stewie number 13 cake Stewie is a talented singer and performer as evidenced by the numerous musical numbers he's been a part of we're off on the road to Rhode Island however his first theatrical performance in preschool is something of a disaster and not just because of its subject matter if you don't know who Terry Shiva was look her up hi doctor it's me Michael Schiavo how's my wife doing she's a vegetable when it's Stewie's turn to go on stage he gets stage fright and bursts into tears it's clearly a traumatic experience for him yet Brian is a jerk about it afterwards Stewie's promise to celebrate Brian's death is as morbid as it is lethal you know what I'm gonna buy a cake when you'll did number 12. Atlas when Stewie gets a new babysitter Ladawn he's instantly smitten however he's outraged when she comes over with her boyfriend Jeremy when Ladon decides to put him to bed Stewie steals Jeremy's hat and proceeds to go on an extended rant on the Frat Boys that Jeremy reminds him of take that Atlas now go back to the quad and resume your hacky sack Tony I'm not gonna lie down for some frat boy Bastard with his the rant references everything from Teva sandals to Taco Bell to The Simpsons song Mr plow the tirade is so rapid fire and entertaining that we're won over even if Ladawn isn't that is exactly the kind of idiot you see a Taco Bell at one in the morning plus it's almost as deadly as what Stewie ends up doing to Jeremy almost oh my God Jeremy's still in the trunk oh God how long has it been uh let's let's see two two weeks yep yeah he's dead number 11. Seth Green in this very special episode Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi I mean the work is much harder when you know the project is no good still all those small paychecks must add up this version is Stewie playing Darth Vader Chris is Luke and their grandpa Carter as the emperor the emperor taunts Chris Skywalker by bringing up his voice actor Seth Green deriding his moving career to unleash his inner hatred do you ever hear anyone say hey let's go see that new Austin Powers Seth Greens in it you're not getting to me man you talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy later during Chris's duel with Stewie Vader Stewie brings up green again he also ridicules Green's career particularly his supposedly low standards for projects like the film sex drive I can always get Seth Green to fight me he'll do anything for money I mean did you see sex drive oh of course you didn't you're a person well to be fair when was the last time you thought what about that one number 10 fashion advice Brian's birthday besides consisting of some incredibly bizarre gifts also leaves the dog thinking about his own mortality and his legacy nothing it's just that I don't know my my birthday is just it's kind of a reminder that I'm now one year closer to death with nothing to show for my time here can I get a minion cake for my next birthday we'll see Peter tell about his friend Stewie offers to help him ride his biography citing his previous experience helping Cleveland with his wardrobe as proof of his qualification maybe I can lend you a hand Brian I'll help you write your biography really you you do that yes after all I helped Cleveland with his wardrobe a cutaway reveals that Stewie makes a remark to the Griffin family friend about the skinny jeans he's wearing not being for him despite Stewie's love for him this is soon followed up by Stewie's immediately shooting down their neighbor Joe's attempt to pull off a vest with no shirt hey Cleveland you know I love you but those jeans they ain't for you I know it I think I just needed to hear it thank you Peter's baby can we really believe Stewie's a fashion expert he wears one outfit all the time number nine lies an attempt by Lois to wean Stewie off breast milk naturally leads to disastrous results Stewie finds milk from a bottle disgusting compared to the real thing time for dinner sweetie very well then take off your shirt no honey no no tonight we're gonna have formula instead ah oh that's more disgusting than when Peter went through that Daisy Duke's phase he gets so desperate that while at the park he uses a swing to launch himself at a breastfeeding woman knocking her child out of the way to take their place although Stewie is quickly pulled off her he throws a parting insult at the woman telling her that her breast implants are not boobs at all they're Lies by the way you call those cheap implants boobs those odd boobs their Lies when an infant can tell the difference you know you haven't gotten your money's worth number eight accept it a trip to Canada for Peter and the boys leads to a plane crash after Peter's Antics go too far oh my God Joe there's a man on the wing Peter there's no man on the wing there is a sign Peter stop being ridiculous I'm telling you lift up the shade there's a man on the wing oh fine it's me I'm the man on the wing Peter how the hell did you get out there are you crazy get back in here Peter after being separated from Quagmire and Joe Peter must survive in the wild for months leading to him becoming feral and wild oh yes that's the talent Vision kids I think he recognizes the TV we're all thinking it and he just does it after returning home Peter goes through the family's garbage bins like a raccoon and Lois chases him away from them only to wander aloud who threw her sequin top in the trash Stewie then shouts from off screen that she should accept that she's 43 years old with the obvious implication being that she can no longer pull off dressing like a younger woman who threw out my sequin top you're 43 accept it number seven you albino gorilla Stewie's older brother Chris isn't exactly the sharpest bulb in the box with only Peter on a bad day coming close to his level of dopiness well look who it is Chris Griffin Oh Boy Hey fat ass your boobs are bigger than your sisters oh yeah well you have a sister as well so when Chris finds himself outwitted by some jerks Stewie takes an interest the baby offers to teach Chris how to deliver better insults hey Chris I wanted to talk about what happened at school is that a dead gerbil in there that's a fur fish it's a weird species you put him in there and they swim like hell for like 30 seconds and then they go to sleep even so Chris's hypothetical jab at Stewie prompts a lightning fast Barb in response in which Stewie calls Chris an albino gorilla and tells him to have another donut you really have got to stand up for yourself Stewie it's not so easy what would you say if I said hey there shorty I'd say have another donut you albino gorilla even when it's conjectural Stewie doesn't hold anything back number six how to eat healthy and this year's James Woods High Homecoming King is Chris Griffin holy crap I don't believe it Chris won far from the most popular kid at school Chris somehow manages to become homecoming King however unbeknotes to him his victory was only because his classmates voted for him out of pity or for a laugh I just see him walking around with his hands down his pants all day and he's just so fat and weird so we feel bad despite Stewie and Brian trying to keep it a secret to spare Chris's feelings his arrogant attitude gets on their nerves immediately after Chris declares he'll be taking things from Stewie's room Stewie calls out that there's a book on how to eat healthy that he can take while also calling him a harsh word it's a burn with a side of concern a concern burn if you will now if you'll excuse me I shall select three things from Stewie's room that I wish to be mine there's a book in there on how to eat healthy number five white trash hen everyone's the hero of Their Own Story at least they should be me a short entitled point of Stew follows a day in the life of Stewie with the camera acting as his point of view and right from the moment he wakes up the baby is delivering burns when his mother changes his diaper and finds a dime Stewie responds to her scolding by telling her to wipe it off and put it in her purse like the white trash hen she is he then follows us up by pulling her hair and Whispering that when he grows up he will never visit her and that she'll be nothing to him real but dark the roots are ridiculous I'm gonna grab your hair because I like crab and stuff okay okay so we let go let go still we let go of Mommy's hair when I grow up I'm never gonna call you I'm gonna be busy with my job and my family you'll be nothing number four McConaughey Family Guy has not been kind to actor Matthew McConaughey and his cutaway gag of Stewie insulting him is especially cutting and funny a lot of effort for nothing like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks Stewie repeatedly insults and berates McConaughey for being a terrible actor you know Matthew I I may not ever get another chance to say this so I just want to get this off my chest you are just awful you're one of the worst actors in the history of film while Stewie's barbs that the actor is just the worst and his wish that McConaughey would get a heart attack are hilarious even funnier is the fact that McConaughey's famously chilled demeanor remains throughout and even he agrees with Stewie that his movies are terrible after that everything else was awful contact they did they didn't even need you in that movie they could open the whole movie without you I know I said the same thing but they were just like oh we need a good looking guy with a great ass and some tight abs to just provide some down-home enthusiasm in this picture the kicker is that Stewie's last and most outlandish claim causes McConaughey to assert that nobody can prove it we certainly wouldn't want any video evidence truth of the matter is I don't like my movies either but uh man they just keep offering me money and I do it and then I get to go around the world I mean you see Sahara but I'll tell you what that movie gave me was an opportunity to take an Airstream all across the country and sell that picture one person at a time you suck donkey ass now you can't prove that number three Felix angerish from the moment you gave birth to me I had to trust you I had no choice I needed you to protect me from the world too to be my guide to help me navigate the difficult confusing and vulnerable journey to becoming a person you have done none of those things the biggest target of ridicule on the show is easily the eldest Griffin child Meg and Stewie does not abstain from the tidal wave of mockery delivered at his sister as previously mentioned in the entry referencing this same episode Peter is revealed to have an intellectual disability which Meg worries will ruin her prospects for popularity at school I can't believe this is happening to me I can never go back to school again however Stewie shoots this down as a possibility sarcastically citing her numerous failings including comparing the way she clears her sinuses to Felix Unger from The Odd Couple he rounds It Out by claiming he might kill her later oh yes Meg yes yes yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this yes yes this is this is the thing that will ruin your reputation not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix ungerish where you clear your sinuses no no it's this do you hear yourself talk I might kill you tonight sarcasm and death threats quite the summation of Stewie's character now number two Brian's novel this is easily one of the most famous Stewie insults and it's not hard to see why Brian I they are stupid but I figure I got a few days of free booze and free food before they kick me off I could use a vacation during an episode where Brian appears on TV show The Bachelor Stewie asks him several questions about a novel Brian has been working on for years sarcastically prodding him about his lack of progress while breaking down the structure of most stories as his voice gets higher and higher over time oh yes because we've got such a heavy workload around here hmm how you uh how you coming on that novel you're working on yeah got a big big stack of papers there got a nice little nice little story you're working on there a little bit bigger novel you've been working on for three years although the gag does run a bit long this undeniably helps it be so memorable and we would argue helps make it funnier nice little narrative beginning middle and end some friends become enemies some enemies become friends yeah at the end your main character is richer for the experience yeah yeah no no you deserve some time off before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications Number One Like a Knife close your purse I can see your tampons then why do you need six what happens to you Stewie's insults about Brian's creative efforts are some of the show's best and this is one of the funniest and the most cutting after Brian writes a play that proves a local hit the success naturally goes to his head the American play was dying have have we brought it back to life here I can't say that but it has a pulse you're such an amazing writer Bryant how do you do it what's your process oh God Allison how do I even answer that uh I mean what's a rainbows process however when Stewie asks him to read his own play Brian is dismayed to learn that it's much better than his after going so far as to bury the play in the backyard Stewie confronts him land-basting Brian and his play for being mediocre and full of tired cliches and bad jokes I knew my play was good just like I knew your play was a mediocre Patchwork of hack need ideas and tired cliches you have no idea how hard it was to sit in that theater with all those braying hyenas couldn't you tell something was up when Chris and the fat man could follow the plot I mean it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little he then drives it home by suggesting that every person who laughs at Brian's terrible play should pierce his heart Like a Knife ouch You'll Play pandas to the lowest common denominator Brian and Eddie doesn't even do that well shut up may every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your Eternal mediocrity and Pierce Your Heart Like a Knife did you enjoy this video check out these other clips from WatchMojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about 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Length: 21min 6sec (1266 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 22 2023