Top 20 Worst Things Brian Griffin has Ever Done

oh hey Peter be with you in a sec I'm burning the place down welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 worst things Brian Griffin has ever done you know uh uh I wrote a book what's that it's like a long magazine for this list we'll be looking at the most heinous misdeeds and crimes committed by Brian the dog from Family Guy if there is a terrible Brian moment you feel smug knowing more about than we do do your best obnoxious Brian impression and inform us about it in the comments number 20 killing Rupert when Stewie pays more attention to his teddy bear Rupert than to Brian it drives the dog crazy so much so that he choose Rupert to shreds in a drunken fit causing a major Rift between the iconic twosome how about you kill something I love how about I do that okay later Brian admits that he did it on purpose out of jealousy hardly a valid excuse for murdering his most prized companion and soul confidante and I was sick of always playing second fiddle to that bear he's not even real to Brian's credit he does earn Stewie's trust back by helping him send off The Departed bear and secretly gives his friend a new Rupert but it barely makes up for the dog's Petty Behavior over a stuffed toy number 19. helping Lois with a medical issue Brian's feelings for Lois are a secret to No One except her sometimes but he usually isn't as perverted about it as some of her other admirers Quagmire even so Brian isn't above being a scumbag on occasion when Lois complains about Stewie biting her during feeding Brian offers to take a look on the basis that he's seen lots of medical shows maybe I should uh you know uh look at it although he does suggest that Lois begin weaning her infant he only does so after oogling her for longer than the situation calls for I'm sorry what Brian's follow-up request takes things over the line even further any any other problems you have too like for example right around your underpants that you want me to take a look at I could I could take a look at that too number 18 tricking Quagmire oh come on Brian don't do that don't cry be a man Even though Quagmire hates Brian's guts he takes it upon himself to pay for the dog's teeth replacement surgery with a new dazzling smile Brian lands a successful job as a real estate agent and decides to thank Quagmire by tricking him into buying horrible rundown property then avoiding him so he can't get out of his contract this is a dump well maybe it's still got a nice Ocean View the harbor is poisoned it really says something when you're more underhanded and malicious than a maniac like Quagmire especially one that willingly helped you out when no one else bothered screwing over the people who helped you I don't know how you sleep at night it makes Quagmire's hatred more sympathetic and Brian's come up and said the end well deserved number 17 stealing Quagmire's ex speaking of Brian and Quagmire's Feud it arguably reaches its most Petty Peak at least on Brian's side after he attends Quagmire's class on picking up women I'm in your class what no way I don't want you in here too bad here's my class receipt Now teach me how to find love after Quagmire's method proves ineffective on Landing a woman Brian's interested in Brian decides to use it on one of Quagmire's own exes and arguably his true love real life model Cheryl teags hey Cheryl get your fat ass over here before I dump you he's so bossy say I love it Brian being willing to use and mistreat a woman simply out of Revenge is not a good look though to be fair Quagmire sinks to a similar level by dating Brian's air-headed ex Jillian he showed up at my door and said he was a federal boob inspector and I was gonna tell him to go away but he had a warrant it was a Snickers rapper Brian still Brian didn't have to go there first we hope Quagmire hitting him with a car is enough to hammer home the lesson number 16 his affair with Tori the only thing sadder than Brian's writing career is his love life when he manages to sleep with a pretty Dame named Tori she turns out to be married to a Navy SEAL named Vic you got a dog uh yeah I rescued him from the pound Brian pretends to be their new pet dog so that he and Tori can continue their Affair and it seems like the perfect scam until Vic catches wind that Tori's cheating and chains Brian outside as a guard dog on the lookout be cool this is the guy whose wife I'm banging now what a romantic way to put it thankfully he never finds out that Brian is the scumbag and once again Stewie comes in to save his Canine Companion even though he really doesn't deserve it for going along with this sex capade number 15 framing his co-worker Brian's terrible Behavior with women isn't exclusive to the women he dates or his family members when he gets a job at a hotline he tries flirting with an attractive co-worker Martha after striking out initially he Facebook stalks her hoping to get more info on her well nothing says I can't date her up here let's see what kind of Facebook account we got for this well that's his intent but a photo compels him to do something you really shouldn't at work to make matters worse Martha catches him in the ACT afraid of losing his job Brian decides to frame her for drug use do what I do when people don't pay their rent plant drugs and call the cops and right when she inexplicably decides to give him another chance Martha is arrested you did the didn't you I knew you were a little torp as soon as I met you he did this he planted that it's hard to feel sorry for Brian when she pushes him down the stairs number 14 enabling Meg's self-destructive decision during a hurricane the TV goes out leaving the Griffin family looking for things to do after they insult Meg she finally snaps and tells them all off for mistreating her I am sick of all you guys ganging up on me you guys all think you're so much better than me oh Meg that is the least fancy thing I have ever heard however after they begin turning on each other Meg comes to believe that she acts as a lightning rod for all their dysfunction and tells Brian that maybe her being blamed for all their problems helps her family do you think it's possible that did this family can't survive without some sort of lightning rod to absorb all the dysfunction rather than refute her Theory Brian calls her decision to continue acting as the family punching bag Noble and mature you know that's incredibly Noble and mature Meg you know I think you might be the strongest person in this house in all fairness to Brian though he's just coming off a crazy trip and cutting off his own ear so maybe he's not in his right mind number 13 cheating on his fiancee even when Ryan takes a few steps forward in the dating world he usually takes a few dozen backwards how old are you oh you don't want to know I kind of do Brian dates an older woman named Rita and they really hit it off despite being mocked by his family he ends up proposing to her however after Rita injures her hip Brian is put off by how much care reader requires oh and if you're going out get some milk of magnesia yeah you just said that he ends up hooking up with a girl he picks up in a bar while he does own up to it Rita sees through his rationalizations and breaks up with him you cheated on me that's what happened today you can rationalize it any way you want but to me all that shows is that you're an immature guy who doesn't realize what a cat I am Brian May play at being mature but at the end of the day he's both literally and figuratively a dog number 12. racism Brian presents himself as one of the most Progressive people uh animals in Quahog but he has some rather backwards racial opinions that slip out on occasion easily his most blatant is a joke he makes in a tweet that sees him become the town Pariah and have to move out that happens in multiple episodes by the way hello Twitter and I have to move out again then there's his barking at the family's music manager or when his racist views on black men crop up in a conversation with Stewie both of which he blames on his father's influence you uh you gotta work on that man bad dog Brian also reacts negatively when Stewie jokes that he might be part black some people have preconceptions that they need to work on but Brian seems like he needs more work than most you son of a number 11 being a bad father in the appropriately titled episode Brian's a bad father Brian does very little to be part of his estranged son Dylan's life until he learns that Dylan has a successful career on the Disney Channel you want a job on my show hey hey don't put the universe's words in my mouth okay I don't know Dad I've I've barely seen you in the past few years unsurprisingly Brian exploits Dylan's connections to land himself a job on the show makes all kinds of arrogant changes and steals all the craft Services food I thought they were anybody's Diet Coke they're for work I work at home clearly the episode's title was being too generous as Brian is barely a father at all distancing himself from his own child until it seems like he can use him to further his writing career which let's be real is going nowhere fast you're a terrible father I never want to see you again number 10 hitting on Meg's friend hey there babe hey Brian you ready got the Smash Mouth cued up in the pre we've established how scummy Brian can be towards women but most of the time he confines his behavior towards adult women in one episode Brian finds himself obsessed with Meg's friend Patty after seeing her changing he hits on her constantly going out of his way to bump into Meg's friends and even taking Patty out on a date yeah hey I wonder if any of those stars are wishing on us huh you're so deep thankfully Brian doesn't get his wish thanks to Meg's intervention and a Wish Upon a Star granted Patty is 18 and technically an adult but she's still in high school she may be older than Brian since he's a dog but Society considers him more of an adult than her so it's still creepy Meg I'm 18 into this evening so can you maybe just get out of here number nine his literal blind date and yet another ongoing chapter of Brian's failed love life he hits it off with a blind woman named Kate unfortunately and hilariously she hates dogs so Brian bends over backwards to hide what he really is I'm just not really a dog person I guess oh uh yeah me neither dog people can get pretty annoying while also impressing her with fake Feats during their dates the ruse almost works until he meets her parents who have perfect vision and is found out as both a dog and a liar but I can't get over the fact that you lied to me screwed up Brian this could have been a good learning experience about honesty if Brian didn't decide in the end to trick her with a fake Voice once again exploiting her blindness and learning absolutely nothing number eight hesitating to save his wife in a two-part episode Brian gets married to Jess a woman with cancer however after her cancer is cured Brian is less than enthused Jess gains weight due to overeating now that she can stomach more food while she's stuffing her face at a restaurant she starts choking well I'm sorry it's so disgusting but that's all they have oh you're gonna die if you have to eat mild salsa come on Brian doesn't understand what's happening at first but when he finally does realize he delays calling for help so that Jess dies until the funeral Brian later admits that he viewed letting her die is the only way out of their marriage I was just so unhappy being married I I guess I felt letting you choke was my only way out God that sounds awful maybe I did deserve to die Jess also proves willing to have him killed but it doesn't make brian's potential manslaughter by inaction any less terrible number seven giving Stewie and Chris an STD Stewie and Brian are the show's most developed Duo Stewie decides to cement that bond by performing a blood ritual with the dog Brian agrees only for Stewie to wake up with herpes thanks to his so-called Blood Brother oh my God your mouth looks like the underside of a boat out of all the horrible things Brian has done to Stewie belittling his creativity out of jealousy treating him like dirt or frightening him for fun this is the most underhanded he knew he was infected and swapped blood with Stewie anyway it turns out that he also gave Chris herpes making him a repeat offender number six going after Lois even before this episode we've seen that Brian Harbor's romantic feelings for Lois but he usually keeps it under control for the sake of his friendship with Peter however when low Louis and Peter's relationship is on the Rocks she and Brian start growing a little closer it seems sweet until Brian loses control and tries to force himself on Lois thankfully Lois is able to push him off before the situation can escalate and he deeply regrets his actions but that hardly changes the fact that he made a move on his best friend's wife and worse didn't take no for an answer and we thought Quagmire was bad number five disregarding Stewie's safety when Brian finds out that Stewie attends a rundown unsafe daycare he goes to give the negligent teacher a piece of his mind until he sees how attractive she is excuse me are you miss Emily yeah hi who are you oh Brian he then spends the rest of the episode ignoring Stewie's suffering and focusing on scoring a date with the teacher in fact he even goes so far as to keep Stewie from ratting her out after she dislocates his shoulder you are not going anywhere I finally have a date with Miss Emily tomorrow and I'm not going to let you or anybody else get in my way until I have seen every inch of her naked Brian calls the police on her only after he finds out that she has a boyfriend so basically he only does the right thing when he knows he can't get what he wants what you did to these kids there is a special place in hell for people like you why are he and Stewie friends again number four encouraging cannibalism when the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest things are bound to go wrong but they really go sideways don't feel too bad gang we only beat you by one hour 12 minutes and 43 seconds not only did the smug Fishman family get there ahead of them but the Griffins also get trapped in a snowstorm and run out of food thanks Peter when they come across the dead body of the fisherman's son Ben Brian suggests the extreme that they eat him or we could could what eat them sure it's an extreme set of circumstances and it's hard to judge anyone who's been that hungry and desperate but on the other hand it's disturbingly easy for Brian to suggest this granted it's not technically cannibalism for him on the other hand number three investing in a dog protein shake now we can feel you wondering do they mean a protein shake for dogs no life is a after Stewie and Brian begin investing in the stock market together it goes to Brian's head when he shows Stewie a shady new investment involving protein shakes they discover that they're made from dogs while he is naturally horrified Brian is undeterred and willing to go forward with it as long as he makes money Wall Street is a people eat dog world everyone knows that he only seems to learn his lesson after he's caged himself and Stewie rescues him if it takes almost being killed and eaten to realize that profiting off the consumption of your kind is bad it's not the greed that's wrong it's you Brian I'm so sorry Stewie I guess I just lost my head lesson learned Brian money doesn't buy happiness number two shooting a waiter while on a rescue mission Stewie gives Brian a gun and silencer to defend himself against a gang of kidnappers all reluctant at first Brian starts having a little too much fun with his firearm comparing it to a video game oh this is like a video game he manages to gun down on a few Grunts and then shoots a waiter on another boat for literally no reason other than to show off it's especially terrible with that cocky smile on his face as he pulls the trigger and it was especially dumb since it was his last bullet leaving him defenseless against the bad guys bad shooting Tex that's for shooting one of our guys yeah before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one his act of heroism Brian's definition of heroism needs some work as he explains how he got a hernia while performing an active incredible heroism we see him trying to rescue a pretty woman from drowning in her car however the minute the woman mentions she has a baby with her Brian accidentally lets her car roll into the ocean leaving them to drown to death while Brian was once considered the book smart voice of reason he often seems to have devolved into a pretentious and selfish character with only his own interest at heart even when there are lives at stake if that's not despicable then we're not sure what is slipping slipping sorry did you enjoy this video check out these other clips from WatchMojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos

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Length: 17min 52sec (1072 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 15 2023