Tony Hawk’s 6ft Underground

[Music] great eyes all right that's i can't do eyes that's going to fuck me up that yeah that's the uh what was that game that ubisoft came out with that was a fucking mess it was like a what was it it was a what's it called it's that squid unity yes that's the one this is every youtuber's thumbnail for an assassin's creed unity video i mean i would have done it does big fan ernie need to be protected right big fan ernie can wear knee pads these look like metal shackles not knee pads yes [Laughter] new story uh beginning normal i'm not doing 2003 hard no i'm doing normal why am i wearing these inside shackles do a melon in the drainage dish oh that was fucking pathetic [Music] oh his blood this blood do a melon i didn't but did i not do a melon i got i flexed way too hard i flexed too hard beat eric's score we'll give him a head start ooh a thousand points what else can you do wow really nice man oh i can't i can't like leave the area oh i'll feed him don't work i'm gonna try it so hard oh shit why is he fucking kicking my ass and you guys wanted me to do this on sick no fucking way whoa wow he just fucking shot me into the air oh my god i'm like tilting right now did i win eric don't you fucking dare no eric eric why are you so hard eric eric you're supposed to be the tutorial eric you haven't even taught me how to do anything besides a melon grab why are you trying so hard [Music] oh my god i'm not gonna be able to beat eric i'm not going to be able to beat eric on the tutorial i i can't believe i was lost that was way harder than it should have been fuck i was gonna say you fucking try to do that line eric you're right kid you've seen the smash your face on the fucking ground wow musca and jersey unreal i wonder if anyone could have flipped this phone okay what he's checking out the pool by the skateboard eric where is that uh hey man uh when we drive around just avoid this fucking weird kid with the video he's freaking me out it looks like a good place to skate [Laughter] you think we should call the police or something or is it gonna be all right doesn't look like the other kid's so desperate for his attention just give me attention chad come dying over here so why don't you head down to your shop check out that there was a christmas present in his front seat i was like wow and yo merry christmas it is thank you thanks [Applause] okay why don't i have a private life why don't i have a private lane why are you standing here i'm taking out all the competition oh okay i need 20 000 points everyone's watching you let me see the fucked up thing i just did try to make it all the way don't fall in man there's already enough bodies down there anyway i'm gonna die that guy was doing the same questions uh that poor guy was doing the same thing we just we're all trying to impress the same guy hey be careful man watch out for the bodies in there people keep trying to impress me and they keep getting fucking killed in there you keep killing each other radicals this is what happens when you attach 10 thrusters to somebody in a garry's mod multiplayer game laughs [Music] i'm gonna accidentally do this so many times i can't put it on an x it's gotta be way quicker than that i don't think it's possible to land it's gonna be faster holy shit i just did it [Music] oh no this whole place we just got ruined this is on a kick flip this replaced kickflip the royal flush [Laughter] it's like i'm getting hit with projectiles all right yeah this is this is the people are throwing objects at me trick yeah okay so somebody throws a rock at me hits me right in the chest bang i'm losing control falling off the board uh yeah i have to add like a i have to add the moan because it's like [Music] what [Music] [Laughter] working as intended boneless into a grind and we'll fuck another grind manual and then off that into a royal flush [Music] people that are just showing up for the first time that haven't been watching the stream are randomly going to see that trick and it's they're going to be blinking their eyes going what what how is that in the game wait what the fuck was i just looking at that who anyone just come to the stream like anybody just like just kind of show up right now i'm just gonna curiosity welcome to screaming anyone that just like showed up for tony hawk it's a pretty fun game it's a pretty good game hey anybody just showing up for the first time [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's not what happened this is not why would the third guy go over the third guy you just watch two of us drive into the water and you're gonna do it too whatever you flip [Applause] people support the same person getting hurt every time you're leaning too far in man i'm hitting you in the face every time i go up it's like giving me anxiety [Music] don't stand in the way oh boy [Applause] i'm telling you it's me hitting the people is what's fucking freaking me out i feel like turn the volume off let's see if you can impress him by nailing the tricks i yell out and for variety i'm going to throw in tony hawk i wonder what he's going to say hey man nice work over there on those grinds you did such a good job i'm going to make sure i give the word and that you can do that next you can do the competition in tampa there he is let's see if you can hang with me beat tony's score [Music] whoa what do you call those moves man oh i'm just destroying him career over oh this game is so fucking fun look i can't make any guarantees but i'll talk to the guys of the contest just show up tomorrow this was way better than i thought it was going to be acting wise it was very good that was actually just that was very natural tony hawk like actually naturally good actor well that's pretty good by the way tony hawk can't get you into a skating competition then no one can i don't think the president can like executive order get you in if tony hawk can't well now that you're up here why don't you try to i just showed up what is what's up hahaha i'm so glad i'm so happy that makes me so happy i think like the thing about skateboarding skateboarding in like the mid 90s into the early 2000s it influenced so many random other cultures that have like counter cultures that moved in a million different places it spread out everywhere fashion graphic design videos making funny videos videos skateboarding groups would make skits and shit that's what i'm talking about like bam bargera and those guys are some of the reasons why we have have to have the shit that we think is funny it's funny because they like did the skits it influenced so many things that you can't even wrap your brain around therma make a joker i'm going to drop out of high school sorry you're not going to be getting your diploma make a joke no how many of you guys are going to drop out of high school if i don't make a joke in 10 minutes stay in school for fuck's sake but i graduated that's good don't drop out of school because i didn't make a job right that first is just fucking with me every every day we get darker and darker there's a place where everyone can be happy it's the most beautiful place in the whole wide fucking world that's the best song any tony hawkin [Music] really the one place that hurts is your knee those must be inflatable then it's time for you guys it's time for you to pay every time i stop talking i intentionally jumped off the board and tried to neck myself on the ground that you can't even do that hey by the way anybody just hop on the screen or riot there i did a invert you happy no you know what you know what no no ban that guy and that person unbelievable see if you can impress three groups of bikini girls by landing big combos in front of each one all right wanna put lotion on my back no i gotta go i've got more people to impress but i will ladies i'll leave you with it all right ladies [Music] that was a big one get out of the fucking way this is a skateboarding competition you fucking idiots i'm about to film somebody die on camera you serious you miss your ollie we'll be sending you back to jersey in a coffee can todd said he wanted something big this is it john city wanted something big man i'm gonna jump off of a building without any safety equipment holy shit forget the pink hotel look i'll shoot you getting the high score up here on the rooftop and we'll call it a day after getting out on camera you could live off the ad revenue from that video for the rest of your life that would get a hundred that would get i would get a million views a day forever that's just panic in the air tell me you got that tell me here we go i'm going to do it yeah you film it man there we go oh my fucking god that's just wailing panic in the air without even a second stop you deleted it [Music] i hate that trick so much by the way anybody just open the stream for the first time just scary [Music] well if you have welcome uh my name is german 985 i'm playing tony hawk i think it looks a little different it's on the ground it's not a numbered one thanks for the follow appreciate that welcome to this one one of pop is where's the sixth one no jeremy just dropped my full plate of dinner on the ground in front of my mother my mother made an entire false spread of food and i dropped all of it on the floor just like no jeremy what are you doing oh it's okay it's all right it's okay just [Music] expensive floor just please be more careful next time it's okay skating is so hard doing this kind of shit i mean obviously this is like an arcade game but holy shit it takes so much skill to be able to do any of this shit oh my god that would have been fucking a lot this isn't real yeah but have you ever seen an actual skate video before that shit is insane are you sure you're a pro imagine jumping with a board and sliding down a bar and not like fucking instantly dying like oh i'm just gonna jump down the 30 flights of stairs on a bar like holy shit that's so scary i was waiting for it somebody just went what the fuck i know we've done that a lot tonight but it's funny every time because there's new people that experience it every time i'm not doing the flush we can't pull out the flush every five seconds it loses its comedic value if you do it am i holding him as well [Music] [Music] you didn't read chat's joke you made your own minus two jokes yes i asked a question [Music] where is that cookie monster voice coming from remember that wasn't a very good joke it was a question sir one of these theories germa is gonna fucking snap [Applause] why why do you think that you think that is there any particular reason why you think that i gotta get some water i gotta drink some water together the world's blending together i gotta get some water all tricks are becoming the same trick and all lines are the same line it's water time hey remember the guy that wrote in all caps you're never going to beat this mission oh my god stop getting stuck on every polygon there it is got it no i was on it why did i have to jump fuck no i have to just jump over this tower [Music] don't try to tell me how like i have to just jump so i can get over here there's a ladder over there is this seriously one day okay get me the fuck over here get off the get off get off where is it even if most of people out there don't know me we beat the streets athletes don't sweat our techniques oh my god i'm going to scream into this microphone and fucking blow out my vocal cords god damn it get me out of moscow i don't like that wall i don't like that oh there's the ladder that everyone was talking about and you've made it into the cave the cave of the greasy fucking mad streamer what questions do you have for me you look horrifying come on come on give me a come on man as i walked into into your room one day when you were sitting there playing the game and i just like knocked on the door damn you are shooting for a comeback do i get to show them let's see it [Music] that's the canon one that i invented that's the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life but it shouldn't be [Laughter] this guy's made out of this guy's made out of rubber bands full of god he says i keep kicking the shit out of this guy i feel so bad [Music] there we go that's exactly what i want to do it's an old secret technique [Music] that was a lot disappears you're getting really good at video games you know what that's the fucking like that's the comment that i like to see the most the answer is no though imagine getting mad at a fart joke with somebody mad here wait is somebody actually upset here did somebody come in and say like fuck that's not fucking funny shit yes oh no all right whatever that means i'll do it three more times in a row the name of the team is going to be the destructors [Music] uh how about questors crunchers the flush force flush force that's good to me okay here we go go [Music] [Music] i still got it i got it fuck you buddy heard your video went over pretty good i guess kids dig that goofy soul skating crap you blew every cent you own on that car i'll buy you out for half a mil right now i've got everything i need not this remember hawaii building cigarettes helicopter that was some sick footage oh my cassette too bad no one ever saw it you backstabbing my flipping cockroach hey what do you say one last trip around the neighborhood winner takes the tape [Music] oh boy why is he having fire he's throwing like grenades at me that's not fair i don't get grenades oh shit he's up top oh boy he's up hit the line [Music] he's fucking schooling me right now this is gonna be rough [Music] two hours later jesus right what oh no the power lines this might uh i'm not sure nine hours stream jeremy can beat this level not sure this is gonna happen yeah i think nine nine hours straight tony hawk jeremy i think it's time to go to bed son you've been up all day playing tony hawk son you can beat the last level another time no i can do it i can do it dad don't let the pervert skateboarder win did i miss that why am i reading chat right now well i think i've clocked out i'm just looking over there what are people saying all right yeah we go how was i not turned all the way what the fuck man [Music] all right it's all right it's all right it's all right it's all right it's all right what the fuck are you talking about what how does he do that i think i can do how does he how does he get up there let your older brother do it imagine this this older brother scenario here this would suck total asshole being the older brother in this scenario this isn't just like jump over a bowser little oh the brother can you just jump over bowser and grab the axe yeah of course i can little brother look at me i can do it i'm so good at video games can you beat this for me older brother yeah what do you guys need me to get another axe from uh dear old bowser there nope this oh oh i see it this is the ultimate older brother scenario i'm calling it nine hours hour long i'm calling it at nine hours actually have to call it i have to call it at nine hours i'll scream it tomorrow too like this this is day five in a row coming up here and i i don't want i didn't 60 hours this week this is where i got to last time he goes up and then he rides the no that's the farthest i've gone i had it was right there i was so close i just didn't know what was next doing one combo doing one combo i feel like i can do it now let's see i'm supposed to stop right now but why even give him fucking fire bumps this shit already sucks and you're gonna get why hey slow down what are you up to what are you up to what are you two boys up to that's adam sandler doing his grandmother this sucks why this sucks asshole when we get to that playground is where it gets all fucked up uh speaking of fucking up are you gonna sleep tonight knowing eric schooled you i'm not going to i'm not done if you get to i'm at like 38 out of 41. like i was gonna throw in the towel but i you can't you i didn't think i was gonna get past like 16. so i can't throw the towel in now because i i saw the end of the game quick gas lighter you don't need to gas light me i'm already burning why can i not do this it's one of the things i can't fucking do is that stupid thing it's like one of the only things i can't do now oh my god go back here we go playground bullshit i was on the fucking power chord for too long just get off i have a new strategy oh i don't give a shit just grab them [Music] she stabbed me in the back why did you stab me in the fucking back i keep getting to that stupid part and yes i'm just gonna get i'm just gonna jump i'm gonna get off the fucking thing and i'm just gonna grab him because like i can't i'm i cannot be i can't do it i can do it while walking or i'm just gonna say fuck it and just practice it i've gotten so far like what the hell eric how do we drop you in the ocean hey just stuff stop sucking yeah that maybe we should do that too what are the phrases can i get out of here this river sucks stop pretending stop stalling idiot twitch chat comes with four phrases and has a karate chop action meltdown no i don't think so i don't think so i'm all right right now fucking i'm fine go to bed i'm fine don't worry this is the end too and i'm not playing xbox tomorrow and we're doing diablo 2 tomorrow so it's a whole nother setup so it's either now or it's probably never all right i have if i don't do it now i'm up i'm not this i might have like more maulding meltdown playstation fucking two stream who cares it's xbox oh dare you correct me did you just correct the streamer are you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's corrected okay it's ego dude you see what's on the xbox and make me look bad in front of fucking like 400 people what i can't i don't understand what the fuck i didn't even mean to jump i didn't i let go my hands are sweaty i was falling off like that i think i'm going crazy click that somebody clip it and slow it down for the frame like i want to i want i want i want a frame by frame analysis i want to hire like an esports pro to do a frame by frame analysis is why i didn't jump higher at the end of that why did it just do that something is wrong what am i doing wrong is it still too early i can't even fucking tell man you're supposed to have max stats to do this so am i really just doing some no reason because i don't have enough stats to do it i mean i've gotten pretty damn close yes no why do i feel like people saying no want this to be a 12-hour stream i haven't even done a royal flush in a while either what a fucking mistake all right now we're getting we're getting to this yeah you know the stage of um a video game madness when you do the same thing so many times that it starts to become a dream i'm having a dream about this game right now this stage right here your skills are depleting yes all right i'm calling it i'm calling it that's it i'm calling i've called it now i have to do it i have to call it i've called it it's over i called it it's over that's it that's enough we'll be live tomorrow with diablo ii called it i've called it i can't sit here and do this anymore this burning a hole in my brain i can't i'm going to go to the oh here comes another doctor bit oh jeremy you go to the doctor and when something happens in the video game or do you get like mad yeah you come to me every time i know let me go let me see if i can figure out what you're going to say hmm you're going to say uh hey doc something's wrong and the doctors are going to say oh did you play tony hawk too i was lucky i didn't even mean to get that do you see how fucking horrible that was i did not even get that i don't have enough stats somebody i want an esports pro to clip that one and tell me what happened with that that's all right i fell into it i fell into it alright just get speed ah why is i going to emmanuel the xbox controller with the one big fucking button one big ass button [Applause] get it get up it's okay your knee's gonna be fine honey your knee is gonna be fine honey i'm still better than you you got a lucky yellow punk slam city jam like a little bitch i got back here you ain't nothing i know i can no i can't i can't anymore i can't that was fucking terrible that was that was terrible it was unbelievably awful it was so bad that would i don't even feel fulfilled dude i almost turned the camera on i almost turned the camera on and did a wink right at the end because i was like fucking it's over and i'm gonna get a wink up oh my god that was so painful that wasn't even that big of a deal either i'm so sorry everybody that was always so painful but yeah look at that here we kind go [Music]

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 447,414

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, stream, highlight, tony hawk, underground, pro skater

Id: J3OS6M63mVY

Length: 43min 22sec (2602 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 10 2022