TLC Cringe: Dishwasher Lasagna

so you take a dishwasher you know that washes dishes and you combine it with fine italian cuisine [ __ ] delicious and what is the result when you combine those two things well you get this magical form of video entertainment from the tlc youtube channel titled she cooks lasagna in the dishwasher and with the title that intriguing how can we not review it so sit back relax grab your favorite italian food from your kitchen appliance of choice because you are watching tlc cringe you're watching the learning channel that really is quality tv [Music] i do believe that laundry detergent does run a scam on people i learned how to conserve my detergent by my method at work drawing blood now straight off the bat in the first 10 seconds of the video you can always rely on tlc to make the smallest thing look stupidly dramatic the spooky music the close-up shots yeah i mean fair enough it's a little bit weird that this woman is putting washing detergent in a syringe but the way tlc have edited this intro makes it look like she's about to shoot up heroin and this woman claims she learned to conserve detergent from her method at work of drawing blood by my method at work drawing blood now i don't know how drawing blood and washing detergent correlate in any way but all i'm saying is i hope she never gets her syringes mixed up some guy goes to the hospital to get a vital blood transfusion and just ends up getting some [ __ ] pursle proclean injected into his veins just leaves the hospital looking like electro from spider-man i'm gonna save this [Music] i collect lint from the dryer first off because it's clean secondly i don't have to buy cotton swabs so i use it to remove my nail polish my makeup i'm using the lint right now to apply my compact powder now i will admit these extreme cheapskate episodes always impress me how inventive these people get to save the tiniest amount of money the last time i bought underwear was 1998. and this woman claims this lint from the dryer is perfectly clean first off because it's clean but then in this shot you can literally see a big ass hair hanging off the edge of it and i don't even want to try to guess on what part of the body this hair is from how to pronounce the word penis penis plus it's all well and good when you're using lint from a sweater or i don't know a t-shirt but how do you know that this lint isn't from some underwear that's been rubbing up and down your ass crack all day long and then you're there rubbing it all over your face stephanie has countless money-saving tactics by using just one light bulb that she moves from room to room she saves more than 60 dollars a month on her electric bill all right i'll let the syringe and the lint slide but come on unscrewing a light bulb every time you enter and leave a room i mean i'm pretty sure a pack of light bulbs can't be that expensive that you have to do this but then again i am forgetting this is the same woman that precisely measures her washing detergent out with a syringe she doesn't want to spin nothing i'm not allowed to take long showers because stephanie wants to save water for the water bill i go in turn water on reach my body off cut the water off lather your body down make sure you get every area so you don't miss anything because you can't come back to it turn it back on reach yourself off my body to keep your water bill down stephanie found a way to make sure patrick sticks to a two-minute shower right now patrick okay stephanie has a baby monitor i feel so sorry for patrick i mean honestly you deserve better all i'm saying is that [ __ ] must be bomb for him to be putting up with all of this i mean the baby monitor is just too far i mean there's patrick just vibing out in the shower you know trying to relax and enjoy himself unwinding and then he just has a baby monitor going patrick get the [ __ ] out of the shower this is my reusable boiling water yes i know it may be a little chunky but it saves me from spending more money on my water bill by cutting on the water and putting more water in the pot dumping it and doing it all over again so that saves my water okay this has gone too far she is reusing the water she cooks the dinner in reusable boiling water reusable boiling water well i say water this isn't exactly water at this point how could she casually throw the line in yeah it might be a little bit chunky yes i know it may be a little chunky but i think when your water has gone chunky it might be a sign to i don't know change it i mean the water has been reused so many times at this point it literally looks like she is trying to boil her spaghetti in [ __ ] come spaghetti come spaghetti and dishwasher lasagna i mean honestly sounds like a lovely little italian restaurant you've got yourself going on there stephanie whack those two dishes on the menu and they'll be best sellers in no time when are you gonna change that water i'll change it in due time just don't rush me because the more you ask me that the longer i have to keep it you're gonna eat all your food yeah well whatever you don't eat i'm gonna say i am able to make the most of every food and drink that we have in this house by reusing if it doesn't get all drunk up i pour it back if it doesn't get all slopped up i put it back in its container i'm gonna save this pasta sauce for the next spaghetti dinner i mean i don't know why you're sat there smiling stephanie like you've just come up with some 400 iq play by raking the unused sauce into a tub this isn't clever it's disgusting just save patrick that's all i'm saying get him out there hashtag get patrick out anyway basically patrick asks stephanie if he can host a party at the house and invite some people around to watch the football game and she of course says no but he eventually manages to convince her somehow so stephanie now needs to go shopping to get some supplies to create the dinner that i'm sure will be delicious when i buy fruits and vegetables i want to pay for what i eat not for what i don't eat there's no need to pay for the vine if all i'm eating is the grapes that'll do me justice probably only need about three of these i'm not going to eat the whole of the banana i eat the banana itself by removing the peels pits and stems from fruits and vegetables before their weight at the register stephanie saves up to three dollars per shopping trip three dollars okay ignore everything i've said this makes it so much more worth it i mean we practically have jeff bezos over here with the amount of money she's just saved never seen anyone peel bananas and put them in a basket that is weird chain custom progressive diamond link jason of beverly hills like 200 are peeled bananas three dollars i mean you can't be doing this pulling grapes off the vine and peeling bananas to save the tiniest bit of money i mean that's like me walking into a shop pulling some nutella off the shelf unscrewing the lid raking my hand through it eating it and then putting it back on the shelf because i'm not peckish anymore yes ma'am what can i do for you um i'm going to be making a lasagna i'm sorry i'm going to need some ground beef by any chance if you have any other ground beefs that's already left over it's all sold we sell it on a daily basis fresh all the time okay and so there's nothing that would expire oh no more water i'll take spiders oh man we don't sell the expired product here she's heard the word fresh and an alarm bella's gone off in her head oh no no nothing fresh have you got anything that's um i don't know expired you know maybe dropped on the floor has moulds growing on it smothered in deadly bacteria i'll take it anyway she eventually ends up paying two dollars for some shitty off-cut beef fat so let's see what gourmet meal she can whip up with this shall we this is why we save the sauce [Music] ah yes lovely i'm sure the guests will really love to tuck into a jar of sauce that's been made up from four people's leftovers plenty of saliva in that really adds to the flavor what the [ __ ] did you put in that sauce now all you've got to do is just remember to add just the right amount of [ __ ] water i just gotta make sure i wrap it really well or else the food will get wet with the dishwasher reaching a temperature of 170 degrees the lasagna will be fully cooked in one and a half hours without using the additional gas of an oven oh here we go big moment dishwasher lasagna coming right up and i mean yeah you guys know that common problem right well you have to wrap your food up well enough so that it doesn't get wet well i wonder why that is um oh yeah maybe it's because you're cooking your food in a pissing dishwasher having people i'm not very excited i want to be embarrassed come on hey this is the second time you did that i gotta save money for electricity i'm sorry stephanie's very cheap she's the person i've seen in a long time i'll tell you that much well i'll tell you what stephanie might be cheap but adrian for sure isn't i mean he is iced out he's got his golden earrings his gold chains and his diamond grills i mean clearly it does not run in the family i thought the walking around with the candle is really insane right i've seen it all now they have to use a candle to go to the toilet but then again on second thoughts i guess using a candle is better than stephanie quickly running behind you to try and screw in a light bulb as you enter the bathroom i mean to be completely honest i'm surprised there even is a toilet really i thought there'd just be a bucket for you to piss in so that stephanie can reuse it in a cooking at a later date of course that's good right to be cooked in a dishwasher those lines taste like water w-a-t-e-r water nasty well um you know it's a bad sign when even the kids say the food is bad before anybody else does also adrian in stephanie's house water is actually spelled [ __ ] so um just a little typo there i get the utmost satisfaction being the cheapskate that i am it's for me and my family not anybody else i don't care what nobody says it was the stephanie way and the stephanie way's the better way yeah the stephanie way is definitely the better way [Music] she doesn't want to spend nothing right now patrick after everything i've seen in this episode i'm starting to think that tattoo is arabic for absolute lunatic well that's all i've got for this video so i'm just going to quickly head off and make some wine in the toilet you know save a bit of money so if you enjoyed the video at any point give it a like click the subscribe button if you want to be alerted if new videos or future episodes join the discord in the link in the description and i'll see you all next time goodbye [Music] you

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Length: 12min 9sec (729 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020