TikToks That Mark The Return of The King

was your spotify rap number one [ __ ] song of the year [ __ ] box resting fan sound lgbt sorry this is not supported that's homophobic when i was 12 i grabbed a hold of what i thought was a basketball but no it was a hornet's nest a hornet's nest [ __ ] [Music] i screamed and pissed and shot in my pants and [Music] now i'm afraid of bees [Music] but you're somebody [Music] i don't know who the manager is up in this place but i'm gonna need y'all to grab as many books as you can because this whole joint is about to catch on fire anyone else have this problem where you keep buying new bed sheets because your husband won't clip his toenail does he howl at the moon this husband of yours did i get over it good enough for you cowboy kyle yeah i just came into the bathroom and yeah i'm a little drunk but i was looking in the mirror and i'm like brianna you're a pretty girl why aren't you adam sandler's wife before i get rid of the police what do you think of that hill this is my perfect victory that's right i win gay rights i have friends that are part of the lgtbq community girl what community the r2d2 community shoot the barbecue community you know sometimes i sit here and i wonder i'm like why am i single how am i single and then i remember i'm freaking weird dude i'm like so weird at this point we've had the hype of boys wearing skirts women wearing suits but what about non-binaries wearing long flowy robes that show off how mentally ill they are i don't know silence wedge i do not wish to be horny anymore [Music] i just want to be happy things in our uni student accommodation that just makes sense the bathroom door that won't close the bathroom window that won't open the mushroom that grows behind our toilet the wonky bathroom floors [Music] the broken drawer in the kitchen this table that spins for no reason gerard the broken fire alarm the cracked window the broken chest of drawers the broken wardrobe the crypt floorboards that act as a doorstop all of the cracks in our walls [Music] and the piece of wood that says do not use dryer which we only saw after we used the dryer alef run for your lives the romans are invading the french are invading the car is skinny it's such a skinny car skinny car skinny car one person fit in it only skinny [Music] emma watson 2017 live action beauty and the beast one what the [ __ ] was that dress but two emma watson said you know what i'm not gonna wear a corset for this movie one it wasn't even a corset it's like the 1770s 7080s you'd be wearing stays they're called stays and two you don't want to wear any kind of support garments in the rococo era the rococo era also okay rate my outfit but pretend we've matched on tinder eight times over the last two years before finally agreeing to meet up and also the freezer door is shutting so it's gonna be quick one time i was on a date with a guy and i was making a joke about being poor and he went wait you identify as a poor person and i was like yes and he went oh i would have never known and i'm like what did you want me to do [ __ ] put that in my profile after my pronouns [Music] you think i forgot about you little guy oh no not little guy oh big thick hello would you like one too there you go oh oh my god i'm sorry oh my god he's coming back for more [Music] take my breath take it [Music] oh my god i'm sorry i have no more bread for you oh that's my microphone oh my gosh this is scary people are always like what do you do for work if i say what i do for work you're gonna think that i'm being pretentious if i say i'm a technician and then you're just like oh but like what kind and then i say i build spaceships then then then what then what are you gonna say god i'm not trying to flex on you it's just my cr that's what i'm doing i build spaceships i'm sorry why does this song have massive despicable me vibes it sounds like it would be a despicable me oh [Music] today's sync is at doris in brooklyn i normally don't allow myself to prioritize fashion over function but this thing causes me to bend the rules the funky geometry the offset faucet and the periwinkle basin remind me that sinks can and should be fun what good is cleaning your hands if it's a joyless endeavor doris has also done a fantastic job of lighting this hand washing station accentuating the 80s ambiance and to top it off the sink is a blast to use i give it four sinks now from the top make a chop grab the guia team billionaires exploit their workers that's the guillotine i'm talking chop chop chop grab the guillotine the world cup was not nearly this big during the french revolution you know what annoys me video games that market themselves on their character creator like they're like oh yeah you can make whoever you want and you are the hero of your own story and it's always clear who the you is because there's no options for if you're not white right like they always have like 50 hairstyles that work on people that can have straight hair but then as soon as it gets like the things are like okay we need the black people to be happy and they they just phone it in there's like four black hairstyles and they always ugly how am i supposed to save all of skyrim when i look like that huh i not not me and so what happens oh will i make a white character i make my white sona i really don't understand this filter because i'm drawing these pigs and then they like disappear they just [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and on my chamber door i heard don't use crutches crawl on the ground like an animal be a man [Music] be a man i hate to sound like an old man yelling at clouds you can't even make [ __ ] relatable content anymore you really five years ago someone could tweet like i used to lay my clothes out before a field trip and people would eat that [ __ ] up people would go crazy for but now if i say bisexual and be gifted kid burnouts be protecting their gender issues onto will graham and projecting their codependency issues onto his relationship with hannibal people would be like yeah yeah like is that all is there a joke you know i saw michael yesterday oh really i went to the lake to get a sip of water obviously and he was also there and he's like you should come to my cave and i'm like come to your cave and do what hieroglyphics and chill i'm not doing that again with you michael and he's like no no relax i want you to come over i'm gonna go hunting and gathering and we can have a really nice dinner and i'll start a fire and it'll be so romantic and blah blah blah i'm just like what was that i don't know what was that i don't know what was that i don't know [Music] you okay father oh [ __ ] you calling me father like it doesn't turn you on just to say it nothing hits like this nothing will ever hit like that in the history of the universe nothing will ever cry its way into my brain if any christian organizations need evidence go get them as to why tick tock is bad this is what happened to me an otherwise masculine red-blooded american male four days on tick-tock and here i am in a mate outfit four days on tock and i can do i can do that you know what else i can do four days on tick tock this really is the devil's website down hoe edition put a finger down if your body count is over three what is it the christian mingle edition let's do it for real put a finger daddy because your dick sucked during a zoom meeting what's wrong [Music] so yeah i'm trans transgender no that's right isn't it i didn't mean to say that i mean i am but i didn't mean that i was joking and i was going to say something [ __ ] sake when your homes and your neighborhoods are being burned to the ground by riders and criminals do not come to me and ask me to save your sorry ass quick mary get away from the window oh it's terrible reginald they're destroying everything what are they saying why are they they want equal rights my god we never should have elected a centrist democratic president to lead the country terrible mary before we know it they're gonna make it illegal to be heterosexual and white oh what are we to do well there's only one thing we can do now and what's that we must request the help from lee crazy underscore 17. no mary that's too crazy he told us we can't we shouldn't we couldn't we need the help from him and his guns but mary pull yourself together reginald the only person who can save us now is lee underscore crazy underscore crazy underscore 17. space [ __ ] i waited too long i did space [ __ ] how is it so much long space [ __ ] close close this one's pretty space what not even [ __ ] clothes kind of embarrassing i'm a little embarrassed space no it's space i was so focused on like looking good for the camera this one's not you dick space [Laughter] [ __ ] me it's been a second dude space yeah yeah [ __ ] write that one down boys [Music] in italy we don't say madam you forgot your lemon in italy we say this is a great question and one that i ask myself all the time ever since i started embarrassing myself on the internet with my videos and so i decided i would just start using it to shitpost to people older than me that actually have jobs leading off with this bad boy that i posted to all my actual connections i told my many employees to come to work at 5 30 am the next day a new intern came in the door at 5 15 30 seconds after me i fired him on the spot why he begged his eyes pleading with me for forgiveness in this life if you want to get ahead i paused smirking you better be ready to get there first he's sobbed with gratitude another life changed agree thoughts hashtag motivational hashtag entrepreneur quote hashtag trailblazer hashtag and we've got some great thoughts in the comments literally made an account to tell you how stupid you are disgusting attitude and a horrible presentation of your image linkedin has become facebook for what you should be ashamed and disgusted in [Music] yourself i'm not a fan of biden or bernie are you like two i hate politics because it's based on ideals that were set up by old white men it's fundamentally flawed just like every other politics eyes anyway somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i ain't the [Music] it's a cold place that's the way i like it and i'll never get bored i don't need you for me listen i do not know my friend told me that i would be an effective yet traumatizing life coach because she approached me the other day tears in her eyes talking about how she's been single for so long and she just wants somebody to be there for her she just wants somebody to care despite her being a very independent and self-sufficient woman she still needs that one person i said [ __ ] wake the [ __ ] up what's wrong with you do you have worms for braids are you dense dumb stupid haha don't even answer that question because we already know you are ill [ __ ] what happens if you're single forever what happens if you're alone for the rest of your [ __ ] life what are you [ __ ] waiting for [ __ ] where are you going to find your fulfillment where are you gonna find your happiness oh there's no one to [ __ ] save you what now what now [ __ ] that's right stop thinking that oh the right person's gonna come along eventually and just accept the fact that you might be alone forever and yes that's harsh but [ __ ] listen the second you accept the fact that you might be alone forever you start finding happiness and other things outside of [ __ ] relationship especially a relationship with a man [ __ ] wake up grow up i slapped her around and then she got the [ __ ] point this is so sad alexa played esposito i like song alexa [Music] okay stitch this who do you think for you is an attainable celebrity like how dare i this is literally the first thing i thought of i thought baby he'd find me charming he asked for attainable and i said don draper the sheer audacity of this tick dog my honor and confidence hello i'm a 29 year old fat woman living in new york and i think that i could get a job i'm sorry i'm sorry don't ask people if they're bi ask them if they've got a spanish dub [Music] welcome to keepercon the convention for real fans yeah the force diversity panel should be starting in a couple minutes no why would there be women or people of color the group cosplay photos are happening outside no legacy characters allowed you want to enter the cosplay contest i mean you're not really comics accurate of course i'll be there i'm cosplaying as men on the street from superman 693 page 8 panel 2. hey nice superman 693 page 8 panel 2 cosplay hey thanks and make sure you grab a swag bag no obviously deodorant's not included the artist ally's packed this year we got all the big names from the guy who does hot anime versions of cartoon characters to the guy who does hot photo realistic versions of cartoon characters to rob leifeld i'm here to ruin y'all's day again by going back on she and let's go so i would first like to bring the attention to this review man what's y'all's favorite subject in school mine is science it's always fun to get festive tricker i don't understand this one may your days be more enjoy yourself in your life every moment oh [ __ ] how's this one supposed to be right hello for peace hey just do now i know that's probably supposed to say summer but i can read cursive that says ah would you guys be there for me if i was going through something no nope absolutely not i hope it sucks i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you so i have a rough draft essay that is due tonight did i read the book no do i even know what the book's about no i don't do i know what i'm supposed to be writing about no so i have a theory my theory is that my teacher does not even read my essays because every time i get like the exact same [ __ ] grade like what is that why why so i came up with a solution i'm going to be submitting my teacher a whatpad fanfiction and if she asks me why i submitted it i'm gonna say oh my god i submitted this wrong file oh my god i'm so sorry and i'm gonna be [ __ ] but if she doesn't i'm gonna submit the same fan fiction every single time every time and that's what i'll do for the rest of my life i'm not kidding you i'm going to do it right now i think this this looks like a good one hopefully it's innocent because i've never read it oh this is going to be great especially because it changes y into my name i make content for people who open a wikipedia page and go directly to the personal life section that was the face of pure despair how was your birthday my day of birthing yeah 23 years ago on this day i was shoved into the world pushed same thing that's gross ejected evicted deployed i'm a tactical helicopter where are we dropping my first words for where are we dropping boys [Music] [Applause] i'm angry i'm angry one of my followers went to my amazon wishlist and bought me this book about the quetzalcoatlus my favorite dinosaur and that was super nice of them but i put it on amazon wishlist hoping to learn more about the quetzalcoatlus but if you look in the book it is a notebook the pages are blank now i have to do the research myself and then write it down in the notebook could i have done that on any other piece of paper uh let me see the croc yeah baby peppa yeah it's so high-tech i know so cool do you know why they're making those why because children have um hung themselves on those chords oh that's not good all right you guys i think it's about time we make this into a series so welcome to part two of me a vocal performance major singing music on objects that someone clearly didn't research beforehand apparently this is how jingle bells goes according to this stamp maker [Music] okay just for fun here are some period drama costumes that make my blood boil um this dress from the white queen she's the queen of england why is she just in a basic gown do better i like the color though this outfit from the tutors why is she wearing a rough and like it makes my blood boil this one from nightfall cold shoulder no this is from mary queen of scots denim is not a thing you should put in period dramas thank you goodbye this god-awful dress from the white princess like i don't even know where to start it's awful there's not a single good thing about this dress it doesn't even look good i'm sorry jody it does not look good that's not how a farthing gal works also it looks bad i'm not an outlander fan this dress infuriates me infuriates me i never agree with the french with anything but that guillotine [ __ ] i think they had a point with that okay i'm gonna explain my most recent post now because i think the backstory just makes it even funnier so like a week and a half ago i tweeted i'm not a judgmental person but something about jimmy fallon stan twitter just seems immoral right because like you can't be making [ __ ] like this your header and then just like expecting me not to laugh at it i'm sorry but that's so [ __ ] funny i'm gonna make fun of that or like this this is my favorite image that i've ever seen in my whole life i love it so much so then like all seven jimmy fallon stands on twitter found it and this is one of my favorite replies she said are you related to bill de blasio if so it makes sense that the two of y'all act like stuck up arrogant people who don't care about anyone let me tell you something sweetie next time you come for a fandom and claim you ain't judgmental follow that your own advice and leave us be wow like they quote tweeted it we're dropping fan cams that weren't even of jimmy fallon i guess they're still mad because i got this one today at six o'clock and the original tweet was a week and half a weapon along its tail it had a set of spikes called a thagomizer that it would use to defend itself from predators another predator it had to worry about the most was allosaurus so what ethnicity are you oh i'm ju you're what bro we can't tell her that we're japanese why the [ __ ] not because she's a super weep dumbass if we tell her we're japanese she'll go [ __ ] off okay fine maybe we could tell her that we're korean people tell us we look korean bro we do not look korean and also she's a koreaboo that's even worse [ __ ] okay we don't look vietnamese filipino or any other asian either you want to lie and say we're white we don't look remotely white bro hey guys oh what's this do no no no don't press that one jamaican bro oh my god take your ass to bed turn off the light get off that phone and go to bed get your ass in that bed and turn off them goddamn lights and get off that phone or

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Id: uUEiBrtCbA4

Length: 30min 14sec (1814 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020