TikToks I DEFINITELY Shouldn't Find Funny

[Music] when y'all see white people wearing box braids [ __ ] they took your grandma you didn't think they was gonna take your hairs down all right let's see what the family's up to this morning day after thanksgiving yeah there's my little girl got her nice little bone oh crap you guys are playing monopoly who's winning papa is nice good going pops how's it going dad oh my two boys where's mom mom's out in the garage mom god dang it quit this i thought you learned the first time i don't know how i got on your for you page but i guess i gotta change my content cause i'll never want you to see me ever again [Music] don't [Music] hello hello please god i just want a black coffee coffee i'm your coffee i need to check something that seems a little racist [Music] [Music] if character's mental illness not clumsy plot device to explain transformation into villain why character have mental illness if trans character only played by trans actor how sis actors in hollywood show range if blind character in sci-fi no c through supernatural means how we represent the blind community how making blind people see not representation if latinx character not comedic relief or drug dealing cautionary tale why that's next if sci-fi no can adulterate asian tradition and aesthetic while excluding all asian bodies in front of the camera and behind it then then how sci-fi if quentin tarantino racist how'd he make that movie i like hmm if female love interests survive whole movie what this for why we have fridge if not for female love interest everybody makes mistakes oh wow that was that was interesting i really just started crying because i kind of want to be a dad i don't even know how to play catch um i'm not even a dude why the [ __ ] do i want to be a father so much i'm proud of you son oh oh wow that was the first time i heard that so listen to this uh i need you to tell nydia the reason why i didn't come into work because for some reason she didn't understand it from uriel's lips i tried to kill myself um and i didn't come into work for that reason if she needs a doctor's note she can text me personally instead of talking [ __ ] behind my back and i can get her the fax number so i can send the medical records to her does that sound good hey sean yeah well she's talking [ __ ] i'm like [ __ ] literally welcome to episode one of questions with answers that shouldn't begin with the phrase at least number one how many children have you got so just got back from the hospital and i feel bloody violated i was having a chat with the nurse and it came off about my hair and i was like yeah my hair is still falling out which is really weird because i haven't had chemo for 10 weeks then all of a sudden the nurse reaches her hand over and she starts going like this i'm pulling out my baby i'm not lying to you where's this csi you're trying to collect evidence it just felt like a bit of a kick in the teeth you know what i mean like i've been trying to hang onto my hair for absolute dear life i haven't used hair gel in months because when i use it and i run my fingers through my hair my hand comes away looking like a [ __ ] chew back up and it gets even well she's like i need you to just come over and do my weight now you skinny little thing i bet you won't even make a [ __ ] dent on the scales and i step onto the scales and she just looks down like oh you're much heavier than i thought [ __ ] you know [Music] hi everyone my name is how are you today i am very very happy oh look at you you're such a little bit your baby my little baby no i i am 22 22 no baby no baby no you are baby i don't care how old you are i don't think you understand i like fetishizing asian okay i will now go into your comments and literally belittle you by comparing you to a literal infant just because you're not as fluent in my native language as i am and i'm just gonna assume that you're super pure okay and if you do anything that doesn't match my infantile perception of you i'm just gonna assume that you don't know what you're talking about but don't worry it's a compliment just remember that you always be my baby just checking in on all the resin girls the ones who bought resin in like march april started little etsy shops little tick tock accounts to advertise their products because every time i see your videos on my for you page the voiceovers they're like well no one's gonna [ __ ] buy this anyways finalizing the divorce tomorrow and my dog died last week if anyone's wondering in the comments they're just like wow this is so cute can i buy it on your etsy can you buy it on her etsy can we talk about her is she okay [Music] okay damn it it's 2 0 9 am and i'm disabled by the way what's your disability i'll talk about it later i got demons in my ear right now and guess what they told me they said you want to know something the t-shirt moms would do that's my mom by the way they said picture this a shirt that says don't diss my ability i'm so sorry i told you that but i had to i had to expel that actually exert that i'm sorry hello and welcome to immoral combat the show where i tell you which problematic youtuber i think would win in a physical fight i know what you're thinking onision is a berserker with military training and shane has no combat experience however i'd like to remind you that blind rage is not an advantage in a real fight i do not think shane would be intimidated enough by onision's persona to miss the opportunities to land critical blows i will call this a draw it is possible these two could just hurt themselves in their confusion what with all the fake nails and bony arms flying that being said my ultimate pick for the w is james charles he's younger he's scrappier i believe he's hungrier for it trish would be on tana in one second i don't believe that it would even be funny tana's body is already struggling to fight off her terrible lifestyle she just had a tuberculosis scare trisha would straight depressurize tana's cabin i'm anticipating a one-hit ko something really bad has happened i don't know if it's laugh or cry so i'm doing my video for my portfolio for my uni assignment it's 2am i've just finished it it's due tomorrow i just went to upload it i uploaded it and it said it uploaded in 360 view and i didn't know what that meant so i clicked on it this is what my examiner's going to see they're gonna think i'm taking the mick never mind it's not funny anymore it's not funny because i just went to resubmit it and you can't resubmit you have to give it a 24-hour window and it's due in less than 24 hours so i can't resubmit it so that is the assignment that i've given in what do i do i'm literally shaking i know i treat my education like a joke but that is not not funny what do i do [Music] so you're you're supporting trump right yes how much how much has your life improved under donald trump um you know me directly you know i'm just very poor i mean i'm i'm not but you know i could not vote for hillary because hillary was just so has your life improved under donald trump well i think that trump well you know you don't sing it's just the opposite so it's getting dark and foggy as you can see and i have no idea where i am and my battery is at three percent but i have never felt more alive i've never felt more real maybe i am real maybe i have achieved realness maybe i'm out of the void regardless i'm stuck here for the night don't worry i got a blanket in my backpack i'll be good i'll see you soon bye here are my red flags with men number one golf self-explanatory number two blind self-explanatory number three christian self-explanatory number four likes america self-explanatory number five doesn't support bimbos self-explanatory number six nike self-explanatory number nine is a man self-explanatory thanks i wish i was crazy right now or kidding i'm rather i was just about to eat and then i heard um crazy frog start playing in my house [Music] so i'm going to grab a knife and go upstairs and hopefully i don't die so hey what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was up with that that's terrifying and the fact that it's [ __ ] crazy frog is evil i don't wanna spit i wanna go i wanna gag i wanna joke disasterpiece by slipknot i want to split your throat and [ __ ] the wound i want to push my face in and feel the swoon i want to dig inside and find a little bit of me [Laughter] cause you know what's so funny it's because he's right he's just perfectly hey mom yeah are you proud of me always great maybe it's just your parents that don't love you another night of me walking home alone it would be a shame if someone kidnapped me and fulfilled my sexual fantasies i mean what hey guys and we're about to ride a boat so let's go this is our boat we're riding the boat gobble me swallow me you dripped on the side of me quick jump out for you let him get inside of me you guys are crazy you're trying to cancel this you're making him cry i know it's don't cry [Music] hmm [Music] hmm [Music] i love witch talk but i think given my history if i started doing any of that [ __ ] i it would not go down well with anyone around me i saw a video this girl talking about period magic where you like put period blood on your face and look in the mirror and say affirmations and it's meant to like make you beautiful or something and like respect like if you want to do that hell yeah i want to do that but also if i did do that there'd be some phone calls made i think if somebody walked in and i was looking into a mirror covered in period blood like chanting like i'd be sent somewhere there'd be some appointments made dude yeah i hate this place um i mean people just bully me for no reason yeah i know what you mean you know what the [ __ ] is wrong with you just admit it was a shitty idea having a grandson that a fake acid are you dying of dementia she carried hot sauce everywhere she went and put it on everything especially popeyes she was loud and aggressive but it was endearing especially when it was in defense of her white best friend who she always listened to enthusiastically and supported even though that was rarely reciprocated she was also from the hood a straight up g a gangsta until the day that she fell madly in love with the only other black person in the show so yeah hello everyone and welcome back to dex's favorite sus lyrics part 24. here we have a lyric from young thug from the song tusson by nav featuring young thug [Music] i cannot believe that the man i owe my life to is a man with a vomit and a piss cake what the hell like god damn was i really that suicidal i'm just kidding i love you gerard making my way through the woods feeling good hope i don't get murdered cause i'm black in the woods and white people are racist cause i'm like in the woods and they're racist okay i want to start by saying that's disgusting and it's the main reason i now want to die mysteriously in the ocean but if i put in my will if i explicitly put i do not want my boner to be massaged out by a mortician then [Music] my friend just got married mr and mrs tools salt pepper butter oil and vinegar chili chili ice cream toss stir dash eat and drink the dogs they don't know how to read tick-tock you spelled that wrong flour sugar mushroom celery peppers avocados cucumber today i tried walking into walmart and was told by a large woman i cannot enter without a mask society is trying to oppress me all these libtard sheep sheeple if you will are all putting little pieces of cloth over their faces or being brainwashed they're trying to see how compliant to their instructions we are can't society see we all already wear masks every day i just wanted to buy mountain dew code red in the no collector's edition of pulp fiction i'm so [Music] that [Music] are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you [Music] men be like ew i don't want to [ __ ] plastic i want my girl to be all natural you know have naturally symmetrical titties a thin waist of fat ass and thick thighs and clear skin just perfect but naturally i can be realistic she can have fat on her body just where i prefer it to be because otherwise she's unhealthy what's wrong with wanting my girl to be healthy i mean not so healthy that she has muscle especially not more muscle than me my masculinity could never survive anything like that but i mean sue me for having a preference a preference drilled in my brain by porn in the media which i then project onto every other woman that i meet so i can capitalize off her insecurity because degrading women makes the world go round braille great [Music] oh very nice gazebo cool [Music] whoa nice [Music] look at how happy she is isn't that sweet nice nice good hug very cool so it's all the black people going back to africa right right but why that's the thing [ __ ] we're gonna get reparations in the end we're gonna go back kiki and watch the american economy plummet your thoughts i think i like it i have questions good [ __ ] i was hoping you would go okay first of all like who's organizing this that's the thing [ __ ] we make a whole other faction of black lives matter we call it operation africa by toto not flying with me anyway get people opt out that's the thing yes we'll make a google form for the coons to opt out but the rest of us with sanity are gonna get on a plane plane this time and we're gonna live it up the [ __ ] is wrong with you just admit it was a shitty idea having a grandson that a fake acid are you dying of dementia [Music] guys ignore the dry skin sponsored by honey 20 million subscribers jeffrey what the [ __ ] i'm sorry where's my root beer you [ __ ] messy drama channels hit me when i'm a cat but i don't [ __ ] want to be alive that is literally [ __ ] me oh my god ryan what the [ __ ] literally have the [ __ ] chills alexa we're the nearest park what's the address guess it is like children huh [Music] it wasn't all y'all though i could have been doing more i was just hurt and traumatized disgusted i can't believe that famous singer committed suicide yeah it's really sad there's just no way to know when someone's battling with depression i have depression i'm not joking i've thought about killing myself every day for the past five months her name was and she was a doctor lawyer asian fusion restaurant owner who graduated from harvard with a 7.2 gpa she was so petite like a china doll with thin almond eyes that you could barely see that all but disappeared when she smiled but her appearance was quite deceiving for she was a kung fu master as well i said she was a kung fu master as well if you don't do it you're not gonna get paid she spoke with a slight accent despite not being able to speak asian at all but her very white boyfriend found it endearing just like he found everything about her endearing in a totally not fetishizing way okay he he's not a weeb it's not fetishization like he knows that she's not hatsune miku kind of anyway they had a really great relationship where they watched anime together and drank boba and hey wait what are you doing with that where are you oh my god oh my god i'm sorry wait wait i'm your don for this evening and daddy has come to play welcome to hell so i just woke up to this comment on a video and i just have to clarify this is the confederate flag right here this is it and this is the flag on my mom's shirt it's a british flag because she's from england used to be best friends then you [ __ ] my mom how we supposed to be cool when you [ __ ] my mom we was playing 2k just like any other day and you was texting this chickadee slim dick and you said that she had the gorilla grip i said oh [Music] nothing bad ever happened to the kennedys in fourth grade we had to choose a major life event to answer questions about and i chose the birth of my little brother and here are my answers how did the event make you feel weird like nothing what did you think about what will happen to me what did you do why i did nothing just lay there and feel like nothing so i just let my family back in palestine know that kamal is up for the vp position and they are so excited that the next giant military aid package to israel for them to continue their brutal sieges on gaza and military occupation in the west bank could be given by a black woman oh [ __ ] 6666 [Music] oh my god the kindest way possible are you serious right now right oh my god when i was a boy we had it good everything was simple lovely childhood always outdoors granddad you're only outdoors because all the buildings have been bombed to [ __ ] uh oh my heartfelt message saying we would defeat fascism went viral and i called a bunch of fascists cowards and i got thousands of comments saying trump 2020 except i never said trump i just said fascism but you put it together hello [Music] men only have four moons [Music] and then the tape you just can peel it off and then it sticks back on and you can stick something back onto it i'm a little leery about a glass jar staying put but i thought i would try it dear trades my man is a tory is this enough for me to stop chatting to him real women write themselves into the tory boyfriends that's well before stamping them 37 times selling their parts on the black market and look at it we don't need no my favorite example of casual sexism is when i walked into a gamestop and i was like hello sir do you have arms for switch and he looked at me and he was like they're called joy-cons all transgender women currently being held in an all-male prison will be provided with complimentary pronoun pins to wear on their men's prison uniforms signed kamala harris she her [Applause] [Music] things inside my nyu provided vegan lunch that just make sense a steak and cheese salad men while playing chaotic characters in movies you know i just have to let the darkness take over i have to become [ __ ] up i have to become a psychopath i have to put myself in their shoes and do psychotic and chaotic [ __ ] to get into the role women while playing psychotic characters i just act i just act the part i i'm an actor buried with a donkey he's my favorite [Music] [Music] okay quick psa do you remember the opening lyrics of i saw her standing there by the beatles if you don't let me refresh your memory well she was just seventeen if you know what i mean well i don't know what the [ __ ] is that supposed to be [Music] yes yes yes sorry i was required to rejoice because i remember my brother getting into a car crash right after he tried to help me [Music] i am [ __ ] crazy but i am free [Music] help is on the way here [Music] questions for jewish people so if you're not jewish keep scrolling get out of here all right question number one what is your favorite jewish holiday uh passover all right question number two describe two different times over the course of world history besides world war ii that jewish people have been persecuted because of their religion compare and contrast the two instances you are describing and write about their pharaohs used to actually force their servants to be buried alive with them and force their families to also be buried alive with them this is why egyptians are extinct today and why is that is it because the color of my skin yes yes it is jesus [Music] god really had a sense of humor designing me give this one arthritis she's 20. yeah i'm thinking fingers and jaw okay okay do you have a pen because this next part is great she's a lesbian i understand that you think your experience is universal but it's not mine is you do realize not only are you wrong but i hate you how do you not know this very specific fact that i paid money for a liberal arts school teacher to teach how do you know no no i'm gonna need to see all your citations in apa format i'm gonna fixate on this tweet you i'm gonna fix it i'm gonna dm you sorry dude can't make it to the protest i got bigger fish to fry it's this 20 year old girl with 3 000 followers who think she made a point this calls for 20 minutes of digging through their tweet history looking for some inconsistencies call them out on being a human capable of contradictions but not girl where is that passage that i'm gonna copy word for their so i'm running from a group of white supremacists turns out reverse racism is a thing and they are sensitive to it i called them a bunch of vanilla vultures and said they'll never amount more to their 401ks and tax fraud so anyway can y'all make my hashtag something cool so i know i'm schizophrenic and i tend to be really paranoid but that seems like a [ __ ] threat i'm gonna be worried the rest of the night now right i forgot my roots mary i'm so sorry i should set us back

Channel: Misha

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Id: UqoB7Nbxz4c

Length: 35min 10sec (2110 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 18 2020