Tier Lists With Jerma Part Four

idiot what do you realize what you've just done you just cost me 25 grand polly yeah blow me really [Music] all right so uh this is the germ of face tier list that's fun memory that i had i love that image that's like one of my favorites that could be a different person you know that this is a different person all right uh this german rumble come on that's like some of the that's like one of some of the most fun i've ever had that was when they announced that they were working on uh elder scrolls six i'm so i'm so excited for it i was a handsome i was a handsome young man this is going up to the fucking bee tear this is the worst one i hate this fucking image when i go out to places and people ask what do you do or they people if people find out that i stream right hey oh you you stream oh nice now what's your channel name i fucking hate telling them because that's the image that pops up if you type in germa into google that's just what pops up so it's just so ugly and gross and just i look like unkempt and unwell it's just such a bad picture that it's so bad and it has to be everywhere it has to be the number one image search it has to be the number one thing that's like oh no every wiki like why can't it be i'd rather be this one i mean at least this one took a joke this is me scary looking into a camera like i'm like i'm i'm coming and i'm fucking mad this one's a joke you know what i mean it's funny when you can tell when they're from the same stream was it this bad one day was it this fucked up one day what was going on on this stream the joker face is too low are you sure the joker face is better than mustache hair or scrunched mcchicken face yeah it actually yeah actually it is actually it is it is this one's not even that good all right you're right this is should be lower too no this is yeah this one should be way lower again this is the same stream what is this what's that supposed to be this looks like car this is a car anti-freeze fluid oh this this is the sparkling water right bought it from the sink gross water from the toilet water from the bathtub is this this is but if i don't drink it i love i'm about i take i'm a bath hobbyist we talked about my hobbies i'm taking baths to hobby i think i take a bath like three times a week i'm not making that up i swear to god i love it then i go like under the water and i just go it's not bad river yeah no no standing water that that's even worse i would drink a full glass out of a sea and a full glass out of a pool and a full glass out of a toilet then a full glass out of a river running water it's moving standing water is mosquitoes and i don't want to drink mosquito eggs and then anti-freeze if i drank 16 ounces of salt water i'm gonna die uh sorry guys i used to drink gatorade out of the just for no reason same thing everyone pees in their bathtub so let's get this straight when i tell you that i've peed in the shower before which to pee directly into a drain and you don't have to sit in it that's weird but all of you guys are saying that you've pissed in your bathtub before where you have to sit in your fucking bathtub and be surrounded by urine but you're not weird you're not weird i'm weird this is jim carrey movies i've asked number one he's ventura get up there where is ventura uh two wait no no where's this mature two ace ventura two is way better than one liar liar is all right let's go dumb and dumber is really good i have not seen this i'm gonna put it down here i didn't see this either all right he was in this it was all right didn't oh the number 23 here it is whatever ace ventura ii when nature calls there it is the grinch goes up no the grinch was like two hours too long you shaved like three and a half hours off that movie that would i would agree the grinch feels like it was a day long yes that's what happens when you take an old fun children's story that was 12 minutes long and you make it like a four and a half hour long movie that movie's an hour and 32 minutes thanks for proving my point that we all must talk we all thought it was like three and a half hours long again it was like three hours too long great performance though goes up fantastic performance by uh jim carrey the eternal sunshine was i mean whatever it's all right it's good he doesn't mean a bad movie just means it's not it's not the truman show there's your list and now let's do adam sam happy gilmore ester i saw this movie in the theaters me and burger boy saw this because we were like oh this has to be like the worst movie ever we it was hard for us to not get up and leave we were just like let's go fucking watch this shitty movie and it was hard to say stay and watch the whole thing the the only good part about that movie is the al pacino duncancino song that's it that's the only thing that was worth watching in the whole movie the ad and it was just giant product placement i don't even care it was it was so stupid i would say the difference between the this s t and this a tier is probably it's probably like 60 feet probably 70 feet this is called uh two thousands childhood snacks tier list so what we got is roll-ups pretty good pop-tarts depends on which ones let me get them out here i don't know what this is oh no that's that's trix yogurt hmm bagel bites might be ester it's possible yogurts i'd rather have the trixx yogurt dunkaroos are not on here so this test this is this is an invalid test there's no dunkaroos on here so i've refused to take this lunchables were awesome that's a lunchables pizza that belongs down and neft here these are smushed up brownies where if you roll them up they look like dog shits um they were okay gushers asked here no no they're not we shouldn't this is a drink shouldn't be on here disqualified all right hold on this is a drink and this is a tv dinner these not snacks that's a tv dinner disqualified i kind of want this do they have this at mcdonald's hey can i get a kid cuisine uh i'm done that's it now i am now i am chewing gum big league chew ester trident big red dog shit it just tastes like burning acid it just does not get taste it's awful how it feels to chew five gum big league chew is the best double tape juicy fruit double bubble gum balls from the gumbo machine 5g gum and then the rest of this we're pretending that we clean your teeth and please stop smoking cigarettes food mascot combat prowess well he's well he's already dead so he doesn't make it he's already dead i sonny's sonny's cuckoo you always got to watch out the guy that's willing to do whatever you should you just stomp on this and it would just insta die all right it would just be a big tire mark footprint on this same through this fucking glove we'll put i'll get let's go okay let's go glove based did you they're done you just rip them in half all right now let's let's do let's do humans just like just humans okay is the king supposed to be a human chef boyardee's a human is that all right this is a human that's not a human that's not a human i thought it was i don't know why i thought that okay we didn't get this dog could be classified as a human we need all right this is a human this is a human this is a human in a costume small human also small human green huge green human okay okay also human human except this this this one has a gun cookie okay baby eats cookie cookie stains gloves yep luna hold on we're just gonna get this right frog would be down here there's like a wolf or something all right frog versus baby would a baby accidentally kill a frog right if there was like a fight going on the baby would just like and like roll over in the frog they're both even doing the same move the tricks wrap it's a predator but okay hold on i think that i think the nesquik bunny would would beat the shit out of the trix rabbit they both do the same moves though it's hard they both do like when when the nesquik rabbit sucks up the nest quick his ears go in a circle around and then when he eats the tricks it goes and they wrap it they both do the same move they both move set it's a mirror match that's too tricky i don't know please caesar has a massive army at his disposal autumn 2020 well uh for judging if we're going by that then these two were dead then these two were dead this is no no no no no by the way this is little caesar he's like a foot tall i forgot if you're a superhero then you're up here if you can fly and super strength like obviously you're going to be next to the guy that can crash through walls i still don't think he would win maybe he would but i don't i'm not going to give it to him i think wrong okay this guy's got a gun so he's always up the top in fact he might be above the birds oh shit he might actually be above tony the tiger he's got his revolutionary musket a member of the religious society of friends that's a real name religious society of friends a christian movement founded by george fox voted for p devoted to peaceful principles central to the quakers belief is the doctrine of the inner light so they're past the pacifists the fucking pacifist well then you're gonna get you're gonna get bit to death by the apple good for you in this battle of all wits and skills the glove is going to just like suffocate you whatever the peanut would choke and peanuts dead he died he died today he died this afternoon the dog might just okay wait the dog level and dog up and cow quaker has old man's strength he would accidentally fucking step on some of these things yeah okay they can eat right like of course they can they can eat he can eat cookies he can eat bread you could eat apples all right he would eat he could eat he would eat these guys if he like if he'd maybe he wouldn't know that they were people anyway he ate them i don't know what about the glove this glove can't do anything it doesn't even have fingers all this thing can do is scream at least these other things have arms or legs it's in a series of armless legless faces that will just scream they're all in a row they're all in the same level but yeah but okay so but the quaker guy the here's the wall this is the problem the baby is the wall because anything below baby needs to be able to be killed or defeated by being rolled over accidentally everything else on this list the quaker guy does not that doesn't fit that category all right quaker beats baby glove chokes quaker bunny rabbit eats glove gun no no i can't have that quakers used to hunt so they have a gun thank you very much so he goes back to where he was before but they don't shoot people but what's the all right so they hunt but they don't hunt there are pacifists but they they they shoot stuff they don't if chef boyardee's sprinting at the quaker in a full fucking sprint with a hatchet in his hand is he going to shoot him how does baby kill quaker do you understand this is a paradox how does baby kill quaker how does quaker kill baby paradox he wouldn't fight so he would die he wouldn't fight so he wouldn't kill understand the paradoxer lower the tuna no you think youth well you think a tuna a huge ass tuna is not going to be stronger than a person if you are in the water with a fucking tuna you're in trouble what are you gonna do what do you mean google i know what a tuna is i eat it all the time 15 feet fucking tall get out of here guys give me a break this guy's 15 feet tall the average length of a tuna is 15 feet okay that's good i'm done all right this the way this camera is set up someone's coming out of there in five minutes and strangling me from behind you know oh yeah i just hey guys perfect fucking view of that closet no one's coming out of there with like a knife all right so this is these are these the worst meltdowns i've had on stream start with katamari beautiful katamari i um i don't know if that was true that's probably c this is a chili time uh chili time is probably an s because i remember being hurt i hurt myself on this stream like an hour after that stream ended i like actually my i hurt myself uh and i do remember that being unbearable dark souls i beat it it was good the game was fun i would say this no catamara is higher than that dark souls 3. now not really dead rising 2 was not really a meltdown it was that was fun i had a lot of fun in dead rising too uh these are up here i think i specifically started i remember specifically talking about how the games are getting way too hard and how much i hate every video game or something during this right outline miami 2 way more than hotline miami one jump king is s i remember that was horrible no i wouldn't put lifelines probably around b reo tennis was one of the only times really on stream ever that i was actually angry truly angry upset very very angry and not like oh like like tonight right tonight it's like oh watch dogs what the fuck oh that stream was oh that's that sucked oh no no no no i was like i fucking hated every second of playing that game shit this is up there too lord of the rings the two towers i mean this i think this has to trump this because this is the longest stream i've ever done this is 13 14 hour long stream uh the thing is s i always gauge on how high up on a list like this that this has to be if i like talk shit about the developers of the game that's very important right amount of times that i was like why did they do this what were they fucking thinking like that's how i can tell that it should be up here now it's correct now it's good there you go there's uh there's the me ranking the times that i've oh and where would i put the watchdogs legion stream probably like here all right there's next one this is uh ubisoft tier list assassin's creed origins dude played assassin's creed reincarnation i would i can't read that assassin's creed iii assassin's creed rogue that's like an ipad game assassin's creed 2 assassin's creed assassin's creed black flag assassin's creed revelations assassin's creed no didn't play any of these fucking games assassin's creed obviously none of them i played all the rayman games when i was younger i remember really liking them though i've not played a rayman game in a long time where's raving rabbids that's asked here don't you think it's funny that well no more heroes 2 is not no i'm sorry i have to be completely honest with everybody and myself no more heroes 2 is not asked here all right so let this be let's be a future reference uh don't ever invite me to like an ubisoft event because very clearly oh man i didn't get invited to the ubisoft party what the fuck i did they didn't put me on the list of streamers but i have played one percent of their whole catalog of video games what the heck why won't they talk to me i don't i don't play any of their games what you mean my name was glossed over and when i could have been like a vip at the ubisoft like conference yeah no this is this this list is done no i haven't played south park why is black flag so low um black flag is so low because it's the only assassin's creed game that i've ever played for more than four or five hours i don't remember it it definitely should be in front of yeah above red steel what is the best artificial flavor this is gonna be really hard i know that for certain i know the grape for certain rape and uh watermelon cherry's up there too but i don't wear banana okay when i think about artificial flavoring i think of hard candy but i love banana cream pie it's one of my favorite things ever and there's just banana flavoring that some people put in banana cream pie does that count it counts it's just like an added artificial banana flavoring it goes up here then i know if i put banana up and s here then like there's people buried under my floorboards i i get it but there there's not so it but i like it i actually don't really like artificial orange or artificial lemon artificial lemon just tastes like heartburn that's like the flavor it is when you like burp up fucking heartburn watermelon sucks no it does not you eat a watermelon jolly rancher right now son and then you come to me and you come back to the stream and tell me it was bad watermelon's the only thing in the right place grape you don't think the grape belongs here no grape flavoring like a grape popsicle grape is based yeah it is cherry is miles better than grape i'll tell you the cherry is probably better than banana all right i like it it's yeah cough syrup maybe that's why i like it because when i was a little kid there was that dimetap had it was grape dimetapp i remember being like holy shit this is the greatest thing i've ever eaten in my life whenever i had like a cold or a cough or something when i was a little kid you guys don't remember that how it would be oh grape dimer tap and when you were a little kid it was like oh my god it's like candy it wasn't you're leaning you're a crackhead what because i said the artificial gl leg flavoring was good in dime-a-tap when i was like 11. no i don't like put it in fucking coke or sprite or anything i'm talking about just the flavor it was a great grape jolly rancher flavor oh yeah sandwiches oh i'm gonna get attacked over these this is gonna be okay bacon egg and cheese that's ester it's fucking unbelievable a grilled cheese that depends is this a sad grilled cheese that you make at two o'clock in the morning because you don't have any food in your fridge you just have slices of cheese and bread or is this like a hipster restaurant where they give you a grilled cheese but it's actually a bunch of other shit that they pretended as a grilled cheese and it's super super like ritzy and uppity which one because i'll tell you uh the one that i make at two o'clock in the morning goes up here the one that's from the restaurant where they make it they like dress it up a lot is down here uh that's pulled pork sandwich that's s here that's a bond meat that's b b l t f i wish i could give it an f i wish i could say like put immediately into a garbage can vlt is it is it's a scam there's a way for you to buy a sandwich without buying a sandwich and somebody made it up somebody just was like yeah let me put like let me put like some of the shit that people put on top of salad in the let me yeah here's like condiments in between two pieces of bread that sounds great no there's not enough holy shit french dip oh fucking get up to s are you kidding me thanksgiving sandwich that goes up in front of that italian sub they can be a little watery i don't know they could get soggy they're okay meatball sub fuck a reuben oh man there's too many ester sandwiches here a a gyro fucking s tear i don't know what that is ah cupid sandwich come on come on gwen that's better than grilled cheese patty milk these are all there's too many roast beef disgusting i hate roast beef come on come on come on let's hear it i wrote why cold meat cold meat no give me this give me the french dip actually heat it up and put it in a sandwich like fucking real i don't cold roast beef that you get no it just it tastes like it came out of somebody's trash you guys aren't actually using arby's as a barometer for good roast beef sandwiches are you reviewers are dropping because of this i feel like my roast beef opinion is not an unpopular one you guys want to talk about a boomer food a roast beef sandwich is like the ultimate boomer food you want to be like a boomer come on french dip is creeping oh shit it's pulled pork is on the move pulled pork's on the move reuben would like fresh fresh fucking like sauerkraut and with that fresh like corned beef just like shredded up and just placed over like oh it looked tender it just bite into it you get that the hint of the sourness from the sauerkraut you get that dijon must what's on it russian dressing it's like my favorite sandwich i don't fucking know what's on it i love rubens i've never met anybody in my life that ate meat and had a cheesesteak and went oh no thank you that is awful yuck who's ever done that if you're lactose intolerant no but i mean like if you are of the body of people that can eat these sandwiches if you can if you're not lactose intolerant you're not vegetarian you're not vegan you eat meat you eat beef if you all those things if you do that and you don't like a cheese steak who are you i know cheese is like a meme like oh my god cover it with cheese the ooey gooey cheesy oh yeah oh my god does it have like a bunch of fucking nacho cheese on it oh beast i know i get it but it's still good oh how can we make a how could we make like a caesar salad better hmm cover it with ooey gooey yummy cheesy cheese cheesy i know people like that and it's like okay we're like that's funny of cheese put cheese on everything stop please please don't talk like this why is pb and j so low because i i would prefer if it was peanut butter and fluff marshmallow fluff pb and j i don't i don't want it i want marshmallow fluff instead what fucking sucks you've never had it then it's just this ooey gooey sweet you know am i trying to get you guys to not like me i think about like some of the things that i say in the stream and i'm like and i think back later i'm like am i trying to like make everybody hate me is that like what i'm doing like is that is that is that the goal of what of the stream like recently hey what what can i say that people are gonna like hit the x wicked fucking fast oh i know this like ooey gooey thing that everyone fucking hates so what what am i how am i ranking these based on how ugly they are or how or just of what they look like or how much i like them just rank them okay this is what i fucking hate this one too i like this one this is look at all look at how handsome i was when i was a young man like who would it be that's just a photoshop it's not it's all right what about the ones that are just photoshopped so not even my face this one's fucking stupid i like this one this one's going up to like a this one's probably a oh this is a picture of me in fucking high school who cares bottom oh wait no no no no no no no you're right yeah this goes up here done wait this should be easy pterodactyl s uh triceratops b this is goofy looking one b hey selfie t-rex hey weird little praying mantis dinosaur uh these things are cute they get dippy s spitter a uh food d food two d right food gets to be like all the way at the bottom well i don't feel like this is just germa 985 faces what's your favorite face it's just the same dinosaur doing other weird faces uh these almonds almonds s these are pistachios d c i would put pistachios up in b but fuck you for being in pistachio ice cream seriously if pistachio ice cream didn't have pistachios in it it would be so much better it just know it angers me i like pistachios but when they're in pistachio ice cream what the fuck are they doing in there i like the green ice cream that pistachios ice cream sits in with whatever that is i like that i don't like the nuts in there and this is um a white plastic bag there almonds suck donkey dick okay uh [Music] brain is a s brain is s otherwise how would we have fortnight without brain without kidneys we couldn't drink our gamer fuel and play fucking fortnite and lungs you know how we'll be able to breathe in and and rage and we get headshot from across the map in fortnight without uh what the fuck is that is this without a second brain without brain stem we wouldn't be able to what is that without a heart heart no let's be real what was this the liver liver i think is would be higher up than liver would be here intestines man stomach we need stomach to eat yes uh i i don't i don't know is this bladder ladder and kitties to be together this is a new organ new organ pog imagine they discover a new organ this is rant somehow science has discovered a new organ in the human body like they never knew it was there they did well here's the thing though we have an appendix but nobody knows what the fuck it's used for for all seriously for all we know appendix could like turn like metal into fucking gold how would we even know when we don't even know what it does they do know what it does i thought they don't i thought it was just fucking thing that's there for no reason it was for grass and leaves and for turning metal into gold coins you

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Length: 37min 26sec (2246 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 23 2021