Tier Lists With Jerma Part One

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Did you put together a second tier list? Yeah. [tense music] [paper rustles] [tense music] You sure this is right? Here we go. Uhhhh... So "S" is like the best I've ever had. "D" is like, the place sucks. Or at least I think it sucks. Welcome to two months ago! I'm the streamer that's doing it now! Here we go! Can I be done? Can I just be done? Can all these just be like, who cares? Cash Burger? Rash Burg—like—like Rash Burger? I don't know what this place is. Disqualified. I don't know what a "Cash Burg" is. Sonic? Awful. Subway? Awful. By the way,— I can't put everything in "D". Everything's gonna be in— WAIT! Hold on. I don'— I'm gonna—hold on, I'm gonna leave it like this for now. I'm gonna piss off a lot of people with this. But I don't think— I think Chipotle's not very good. Denny's? Denny's can be up here. Five Guys? I don't know if I'd put Five Guys on the— on like the Quiznos tier. I might. Maybe. Popeyes? I've never—alright, should I take off restaurants that I've never eaten before? This is kind of unfair. I'm only putting IHOP down here... Because I think I've driven by an IHOP, more times than I've been inside of a McDonald's. That's how I determine if I'm— if I'm ever gonna go there. You literally drive by and you go, "Oh there's an IHOP! Never gonna eat there." "Oh we're on that— we're on the road again!" "Oh, oh I'm hungry!" Nope. "I could really go for some food right now!" "Something cheap and something that I got a sit-down place!" No, I don't think so. Dunkin' Donuts? Sucks, but it's—it's alright though. No, I wouldn't p—would I put— Would I put Dunkin' Donuts up with Denny's? No. I def—no, I wouldn't do it. Yeah. "Krispy Kreme is 'S' tier." That's fine, but I've never played it before. I had—I've never played that game. Shits? [laughing] There's a place called Sheetz? I don't think I want to eat at the place called "Shits". [imitating Chat] In and Out Burger?! Wow! OH! In and Out! Oh! I can't wait to see where he puts In and Out! It's going to be like fuckin' up on "A"! [hyperventilates loudly] It's alright! Settle down, it's okay! It's just a hamburger restaurant. Don't worry! [laughing] It's gonna be fine! [laughs] [laughing] Panda—Panda Express sucks. Arby's! Now here's a tough one. Because Arby's, depending on the day... Arby's is either a "B" or an "F". I've gone to Arby's before and been like, "Wow! That was like, really delicious!" And I've been there uh, the other half of the time and it was like unedible. I wanna throw this in the trash. [laughs] My "D" is gonna be full of stuff. "You don't have any pizza places above a 'C'.'' It's because most of the fuckin' pizza chain places suck. Look, I really don't want to be like a pizza elitist or a dick or anything. But if you live in an area that has— Look, pizza places—think about—if you just type into into your phone or like into Google or whatever. Just type in "pizza place" or "pizza nearby". There are—there's a pizza—there's more pizza places than there are Starbucks. And I'm not talking about, like, Pa—like, P—Pizza Hut. I'm talking about like, like, Sal's Pizza! Like, Pizzeria... Regina! Like there's so many pizza places that are better than Pizza Hut. There are so many pizza places that exist that are not chained pizza restaurants. Why would you ever eat at one of the chains? If you live in a—in a city. If you don't have that option, then I completely understand. Yeah. But if there is another pizza place that's not Domino's, it's probably gonna be better than Domino's. "Eat family pizza." That's right! "By that logic, everything on this list should be lower than 'B', with all local restaurants at an 'A' or a 'B'." Yeah, I got a lov—I got to love my local restaurant up here, Taco Bell! This is what I've eaten. Let me—let me—let me make sure. And! I'm gonna put the uneaten ones in their own category places where I probably never will eat. The bottom is places I will never eat. Place up top is like, you know what? I'll check it out. It might sound, like, pretty good to me! [sighs] Like, I'm not going back to Arby's. You know what I mean? Fool me once, shame on... me. Fool me twice, [imitating George W. Bush] You can't get fooled again! Whatever he said, that funny George Bush thing. Umm... I've made my decision. I would drink an A&W root beer right now. In fact, you know what? Let's get this up here. Just because I just saw that and I was like, I want a fresh fuckin' frosty mug of A&W. That goes up a level because of that. Taco Bell is "A" for me. That—it's like a dollar for a taco here. Best thing? Oh, I can tell you right now! And you're solidifying the reason why it's up here. Cheesy gordita crunch, with a Doritos—nacho Doritos taco shell. Is the reason why—if that wasn't on the menu, this is down here. I swear to fuckin' God. That menu item brings this from an "F" to an "A". "That's the worst menu item." You and I got some beef now. We have a problem. Remember, These... It's not about... [imitating Chat] No! Jersey Mike's is so much better than! No, no, no, no, no. But if I'm not gonna STOP at— for Jersey Mike's. I'm not gonna like— No, no, no, no! No! If I see those—those golden arches! You might get me to stop. Depends on how hungry I am. I'll drive by and I'll get that—just the waft! Of the dumpster! As I'm going through. And it'll be really disgusting! And you'll get that like tr—that like WET trash smell while you're in the drive-thru. And you're like OH! [gags] And then you keep going and you realize what the reward for your, uh, for your dedication. Two plain McChickens with mayo and lettuce. Big Mac meal! [quietly] Come on. When I think of, like, Whataburger. If I was inside of a Steak n' Shake, and you told me it was a Whataburger, but the sign said Fatburger. I'd be like this is the—this— this is the same thing. I—this—this is just a cheeseburger. When you're talking about Shake Shack though, that's how you level up. [snort laughs] I'm sorry, it has to go there. I don't like that place. And I'm not going to eat there! I'm not going to stop there! I'm not going to stop at Chipotle! Chipotle is not that—it's— I'm not going to eat there! They're everywhere! It's next to Starbucks because there's as many Chipotles as there are Starbucks! And they're usually right in the same fuckin' mall! T—connected at the wall together! [laughs] [alien screech] [imitating Chat] You just put Burger King in front of In and Out! [exhales] Somebody just came in and said, "In and Out "C" tier, what the FUCK!" You know it's only up there, it's up a full letter grade because of like, it's on stream. You know what I mean? Like, it's that—that's like the— that's like the streamer tax here is— No! Uh, In and Out's pretty good man(!) It's a pretty cool— pretty awesome place(!) See in my mind, it's over here. But like, I—I can't say that. I have to say that it's, like, okay. I have to say it's good enough. [huffs] [exhales] So! Let's get this straight. Panda... Yeah, Panda uh... Panda Ex— is it Panda Express? Panda Express, Is the worst restaurant I've ever been to. [laughs] On this list! Alright, that's good! Any other—any other lists to do? [keyboard clacking] Okay. I like the top half of the Jupiter better than the bottom half. Alright, hold on! That's correct. I don't need to do any changing here. I would—I would probably say... Look, just because it's used the most doesn't mean I think it is the best. Still up there. I'm—I'm o—I'm comfortable with this. Find out whoever did that and ban them. I think—I like this. I don't need very much. I al—I know all of my children here. I mean, I have to do this. This HAS to be complete. Otherwise it'll— it'll freak me the fuck out. I think that's good! That—that's pretty good "S" and "A" tier here. Like, I mean, these. These one, two, three, four, five, six. There's—that's a pretty good— that's pretty good. I would probably go like this, though. Like that. Jermania tier list maker? Oh Jesus Christ! That's like picking a champion in Dota again! Now this is not about how strong a character is. Remember! This is like who I think is the coolest character. Not the strongest. Just who's the—who's the best character. Uh, the Egg? What does "Z" mean? Let's put Egg at "F" for now. Let's put the Spy like "D". Um, all the Byeahs have to be down in the same spot. Like they get—what, is one Byeah cooler than the other? This is a Byeah, that's not Mario that's a Byeah. Santa? I mean, that's just Santa Claus. It's stupid. Elvis is just Elvis. The Magician is—is definitely somewhere in uh, in "C". All the cereal characters are going to be probably on one list. Yeah, now I have to change this list a little bit. They're all stupid. And they all go on the same—this is— there's a completely different cereal tier I think. And it's definitely like up here. Yeah, that's good. That's definitely—and then in the cereal tier, I will determine who I think is—is the coolest. Uh, all video game characters are gonna have to be on the same tier too because there's a shitload of them. And all humans. All real humans I think should be on the same category too. Alright, let's get—I'm gonna put—I'm gonna make it—let's call it "humans". What is that? "BBCDBB"? "BCBDB"? What is that? "BDDBB." What does that stand for? "Byeah Batman"? I don't—I don't even remember making this. So, it's down here. "Bootleg Duck Dynasty Byeah Batman." Holy shit! Captain Crunch there you are! You are a cereal character but you are like, one of the best characters ever. Benjamin Franklin? Is a pres—is a person—president but... Uh... I mean this motherfucker invented electricity, so you have to be up here. Oh! And this is, uh, IRL 3D CGI Pac-Man. Right. We have cartoon Pac-Man, but we also have like 3D CGI like made for like the movie version of Pac-Man. Which I think is way better. Two Person Horse is my favorite character I think out of any of them ever. I've made my final decision on this. Then you got Earthworm Jim, Dr. Oetker, PS VR. Hmm... Easy Pete I think stays there. Disco Diaper comes up. JermaMoon comes up. I go down. Winston goes down very very much so. All the way down to like, "C". Yeah I—I know people are saying, "Ooh! Whoa, hold on!" It—wa—Gabe Newell— I mean—wha—Gabe Newell's not like the... Besides like the—the VR headset stuff. Gabriel used to be like all over the place. Used to be like everywhere! He used to be on interviews! And talking! And he was like a front runner and like the gaming industry! Now he kinda just does his thing, right? "Put Gabe in the human spot." But he's almost—he's almost like, otherworldly. He's—right? Alright, if Danny DeVito is going to be down in the human spot then—then he should too. He is a human, just a person. But he's a person that's not a president. That's important. I'm not done! Hold on, I gotta move these around! Just there—oh, everyone's freaking out about this! Just hold on! I'm gonna fix it, just hold on! Don't worry! It's gonna be fine. Gabe—that—that—Gabe Newell, just because you're on the human list doesn't mean you're, like, bottom tier! Just means you're—you're human! And we have to put the humans in the right place. it is a human that's not a president. In fact, all humans... ALL HUMANS that exist in real life or have existed in real life, are going down here. And then they'll have— they'll have their separate list. Benjamin Franklin has to come down here. ALL people that are real people. SHIT! That means Dr. Oetker has to come down. "Two Person Horse is a human." That is a per—that is a horse. That is a—No! It's not. That is two horse pieces! "Jerma's a human." Alright! Alright! I'm getting ri— I'll get rid of it! [mouse thumps] [sighs] Ugh, bu—ugh. I'm just—ugh! [laughs]. I am just categorizing people. Like, oh! You're a human! You're a cereal character! You're a cartoon character! That's not a tier list. That's just, what are they? Do you guys understand why I had a human tier in the first place? Because now you're making me RATE my friends! That—you understand?! Having everybody in the human tier... [arguing as himself] "Oh, well! I think like MLC_St3alth is definitely, like, cooler than Boo!" "No but, Boo is better than Etalyx!" This is why I wanted to avoid that! "STAR_ belongs up—" You're making me rate my friends! I'm doing a friend tier. Doesn't matter where any of them are! Doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! They're all friends. And they're all cool and I like—they're all fun and I like them. Okay, cool. None of this list— does not mean how however high anybody is that they're cooler or liked more. This is just a non-description list of people that not from any particular order, are just on the list. Okay? There you go. "It's the Mime." It is. There's no context to this channel, there's no joke. At least these like, the Censor Bar, Garfield, Hitman! I played Hitman and it was fun! This is like a monster! Of a bunch of different other characters that I had. Sluggo! Is—he's been around! The Pencil! Sucks, but the Easter Bunny... Oh, it's gonna be close. Okay but, the Mime is not—what's the Mime? It's just a mime. There's no joke there. It's just a mime. Every single character on this list came from something. Or was made for a reason. This is another filler episode, but this is the kind of filler episode that you tell your friends to skip. You say, "Don't watch that one, you can just skip that one." Some filler episodes are great, that one not so much. I don't think the Pencil belongs down here. I'm changing this category. Let's look at that. Look at—that's—that's— look at how the hell—look at that! Like dude, the eraser and the— the length, and the top! This is—that's a—it's a fun—that's fun. Doesn't belong down here, doesn't deserve its own category. "The Pencil isn't in Pencil tier." Yeah, I know. "It's missing key characters." But we—but I still did it. Alr—that's fine. Where's the snack one?! Where's the next one?! Snacks! Cereals? Oh FUCK yeah. Hold on! This is all cere—oh my God! Cookie Crisp? Now is this 1996 Cookie Crisp or is this 2019 Cookie Crisp? There's a big difference. 1995 Cookie Crisp is up here. 2019 Cookie Crisp is down here. I'm going to assume by the box art, that this is 2—like later, like 2010 plus. Belongs down here. Cocoa Puffs? I'm gonna start at a "B". Mmmm... I don't buy—I don't buy Wheaties. I'm not like—I don't read Wheaties. Reese's Puffs? See you later. Trix? See you later. Alpha-Bits? Never had it. Uh, these are Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. They're okay. Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's a fuckin' dumb potato chip flavoring. Boo Berry? Up at "B". Chips Ahoy? I've had it a couple times, but it was alright. "Cinnamon Toast Crunch is God tier"? Yes. APPLE Cinnamon Toast Crunch is not. "Why is Apple Cinnamon Cheerios 'C' tier?" Because that's Cheerios with apple cinnamon. This is... This is fuckin' French Toast with cinnamon and apples on it. Which is actually fuckin' really really good. The thing about Cocoa— I'm gonna do both these right now. Uh, Cocoa Pebbles and Fruity Pebbles... Um, are we talking about the first 30 seconds? Or are we talking about the rest of the time you eat the cereal? Because yeah, once you once you pour the milk in, and you eat the cereal, it's like—it's "S" "SS". But after about 25 seconds, it becomes something you want to just throw in the trash. They just become hard boogers. That's your eating. This is—is this real? There's only one place you should ever put a Sour Patch Kid in your fuckin' mouth and that's at a movie theater. A cereal for this shit? You better eat that at the movie theater. Or the—there's no reason to buy that. Here we go, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It belongs up here. "Nothing's "S" tier yet." Not yet. But it could be, very soon Count Chocula is up here somewhere in "C" I think. French Toast Crunch? Is better... than Cinnamon Toast Crunch. In fact, it might be the first "S". Golden Grahams uh, suffer from the same problem that uh, Fruity Pebbles suffer from In that they get soggy in about 10 seconds. I have eaten Golden Grahams before, and they taste great. But Golden Grahams are the worst offender for that. You will pour your milk on these fuckin' things, turn around to go get a spoon, turn back around, and it's porridge. I mean, I did this a lot when I was in college. Is you get a mug of milk and what you do is, you have like—you have like a drinking mug. Take whatever cereal you want, Sprinkle a little bit on the top, like make a little top layer. Of cereal, on top of the milk, in your cup. And just like, sip it and crunch it and stuff. Therefore, you can keep putting a top layer... Sip, crunch. Top layer, sip, crunch. It—it's—it works out really well. It's the only way I can really eat those. Otherwise... "That's too much work." Yeah, but then I get—you get soggy cereal. I don't want to eat—I— every time I get to the end of the— When you get like halfway down, and it's just, [harsh chew and swallow] when your cereal goes like this: [tough chewing] That's not good, you don't want to eat that! It's—it's not appetizing. "Just eat it faster"? No, you don't eat—you don't— don't—what do you mean eat it faster? No! You don't just wolf down food as fast as you fuckin' can! [hurried] I gotta do this before it gets soggy! [imitates fast eating] [yells] No! You—[scoffs] You wanna, like, eat and enjoy your meal! Alright here we go, time for a staple! Here come the staples. Honey Nut Cheerios belongs up here. I would say honey to cheerios is... There's so many options now that it's like, hard to put that higher. Frosted Flakes! They go up here! Just regular Frosted Flakes, no bullshit. Tony the Tiger. Just—they taste good. They're really, really, really, yummy. They've been around for like, 150 years. Like blacksmiths used to fuckin' eat this. When they were making swords. So, it belongs up here. Rice Krispy Treats. It's purple? Oh FUCK yeah. Rice Krispy Treats cereal... Is unstoppable. It is insane. Different flavors of little Mini Bites? All-Bran—never had any of these. Pops! Here we go! The second, of our "S" tier, is Pops. WAIT a minute! Yep. Uh, Cracklin' Oat Bran? No, that's an old people cereal. Wait a minute, hold on. [laughing] There's an "Oops! All Berries"? Get this, is it—is it all crunch berries one? "Oops! All Berries"? Alright, I'm gonna put this in line of like, where—what I want the most. [mouse scroll sound] [mouse click] Captain Crunch is the best cereal. It is. It is the best cereal you can possibly eat. There are—there are no other cereals, that are worth eating more than just regular Captain Crunch. None! Some of them come close, as you see. Not close enough. It... I just teleport myself back to when I was like 12. And every one of those individual, deep, like earthy corn taste— like starchy sweet flavorings. I—I—I know, I can feel it right now. I know what it tastes like right now! I can taste it right now! Can you taste things in your head? I can taste that right now. [tongue clicks] Perfect. I don't think I would even—if some— You know how people say, "Oh, I wouldn't order it but if you gave it to me." And you're like, "Hey you want a bowl of cheerios?" I'd say, "Yeah." I don't think I would say yes. That's one of those scenarios like... "You got anything else?" In a very not disrespectful way. "Oh, you want some Cheerios?" Cheerios? Like mustard box cheerios or? What—what are you talking about? "Oh yeah! Just Cheerios." I'm not a baby. That's—that's baby food. That's what baby's eat. Multi-Grain Cheerios. Somebody said if I didn't put this at least "A" they were gonna unsubscribe. I'm sorry. I don't—I've had them a bunch of times that they're just... They're just regular Ore—not— why do I keep saying Oreos? They're just regular cheerios. But some of them taste like pumpernickel bread. Look, I put—I didn't put them down below into the—the trash category! I put them like, right here! They're definitely better than Boo Berry. In fact, Boo Berry should be at the bottom of "D". like I—I don't even know—that's only up there, because he's friends with Count Chocula! You know what I mean? He's like—he's like sapping some of the clout from Count Chocula. That's the only reason why he's there. I'm gonna—he's coming down. Yeah no, I mean, Franken Berry is kind of good. I would say of like the Count Chocula fuckin' like princes, Uh, Franken Berry is next in line for the throne, I think. Once Count Chocula gets like fuckin' killed! It's like, next in line here comes Franken Berry. [laughing] "Cereal nobility." Yeah, once like the—the throne gets overthrown, [laughs] Like the English come in! [stomps] Then yeah, Franken Berry. Can I do his voice? Can I—let me—can I do the voice? Let me— [imitating Dig 'Em] "Hey!" Let me, hold on. [imitating Dig 'Em] "Hey kids! Have some smack cereal! "Oh yeah! Smack cereal!" Is that close? Let's find out. How do I— I need to uh, give me a link to a video right now! Here's another—here's—here we go. "Dig 'Em boing! Dig 'Em boing! Dig 'Em—WOAH!" "Kellogg's Smacks!" [cat meows] "How I love those yummy sweetened puffs of wheat!" [cat laughs mischievously] [happy music] "Oh no!" [cat laughs evilly] "Oh kitty!" [cartoon spinning sound effect] [cat yells] "Adios kitty!" "Now for Kellogg's Smacks! The taste that's out of this world!" I don—I had—I had it close. [imitates gruff speech] No, I can't do it. It's been too long, I've been talking too long. "Imagine thinking Kix is a 'B' but Fruity Pebbles is 'D'." It's the soggiest fuckin' cereal in the WORLD! I want to do a third party test to see what the soggiest damn cereal is. It's gonna be Fruity Pebbles. "I like my cereal soggy." It's... Is this YOUR tier list?! Whose tier list is this?! [imitating Chat] "I like it like this!" Whose list is this? [laughing] This is MY list. This is not your list! Go make your list! I would love to see it! This is my cereal list! I don't like my cereal soggy, therefore Fruity Pebbles is down here! What's—what's going on here?! Getting me heated over fuckin' sugar in a box! It's all dogshit anyways! From "A" to "B"! "From "S" to "D"—these are all—you don't— Eat a banana! Eat a fuckin' fruit! Have a salad for breakfast! Don't eat these! Don't eat Cocoa Puffs for breakfast! What the fuck, why would you do that?! Eat an apple! Eat a pear! They're all like the same tier just stretched out a little! See these?! These aren't even on here! Because I'm a degenerate fuck that doesn't eat the good ones! The—this—this is like, just an accordion of bad cereals! And that's why—Captain Crunch is the best! "These are only mainstream fruits." I didn't—It wasn't whether they were underground, like indie dev fruits. Sorry! These are all— we're only doing Triple A fruits today. People are gonna get so mad about this stuff! I'm just, like, opening up all avenues of attack! Is what I'm doing. Lemons—lemons are the best fruits. Lemon is fuckin' unbelievable, and guess what? So is—no, I'm changing that. Pineapple is my favorite fruit. Lemon is my favorite, like, fruit flavor. Lemon and water! A squeeze of lemon! Lemon flavoring! The—that like tart, sour, citrusy— the lemon flavor is my favorite flavor. Besides pineapple. I'm gonna make a lot of people mad with a couple of these. Um, disgusting. Absolutely fucking revolting. Not because—these— how many times eating berries... You—it's like eating sand. You crunch on this like, "UGH!" [imitates cracking] Like a fuckin' HARD sand. Try and blend them up, it doesn't work. You're drinking sand, you're eating sand. Those seeds in berries are the most obnoxious things. It's like eating fucking popcorn kernels. "You said flavor." I did say flavor. But sometimes you gotta think about, like, the horrible experiences you've had. I've had a horrible experience eating blackberries before. Right? Or raspberries. What are these? Yeah, I've had a horrible experience eating these. Ew, EW! Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross! Worst! How do I have—no, where's the worst? I'm going to make like, disgusting tier. I have to make AWFUL tier. Add a row below! No, no, no, no, no, disg—awful, awful. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. "F"! Grapefruits taste like stomach acid. [sighs] [breathes in] Melon, listen! Melon is the fruit that you dig around in the fruit cup, to eat the fruit that you want to eat! Once you run out of the good ones you go, "Oh well, I guess—I guess there's melon in here." I just—I just saw it for the first time tonight. I saw, "Go to hell." So yeah, watermelons as you can tell by this list, I'm really into those fruits, that are really easy to bite into. So you bite into them and your teeth just kind of melt right there. It's like, having, like, meat off the bone! Like a barb—like a smoked brisket. This! These are—these two are the smoked brisket, of the fruit world. This is uh? I don't think I've had that, but I love 7 Up. 7Up I think is better than Sprite. By a pretty decent margin, I think. Dr. Pepper is... Has fallen off the—has fallen off from me in recent years. Coke's better than Pepsi. I—I now pray to the Devil. Every night before I go to sleep. Um... If this were—if this were younger teenage me, this would be up here. I am a sucker for uh, Shirley Temples. Mountain Dew Code Red is as close to a bottled Shirley Temple as you can get. I love Shir—if Shirley Temple was on here, I would put it up in "S" tier. Is—is this one different? WAIT, is this the Orange Coke?! Wait, is this the orange one? If it's the orange one, it's going somewhere very specific. This is Coke Orange? Confirmed? This is confirmed Coke Orange? Confirmed Coke Orange? It's awful. It's the only one that's going up there. 7 Up is the best soda in the world. It is by far the best soda. I would drink it if—if— And then it's not everywhere either! That's the thing. See all these dickheads, the—these guys are everywhere! 7 Up is not in every single store! You can get a Pepsi literally anywhere. You could get a Pepsi at the doctor's office if you really wanted to! A 7 Up is a treat. You see it in the cooler and you go, "OH FUCK! They got 7 Up here!" Gimme—gimme like seven of them! And you like stuff it in your fuckin' arm and go to the checkout. "We buy it at the grocery store." That's not fun! And bacon is good, but! It's also a meme food. Bacon is one of those things that for some reason, the internet got a hold of it. And it became like the coolest fuckin' thing in the world. Putting bacon on something, made it cool. Even if it wasn't cool at all. Bacon. [feigning excitement] Oh whoa! You put bacon on that sandwich! Yeah. It's become a big thing. Like bacon—okay, let me tell you something. Bacon and the word like, EPIC are the same word. Right? If you put bacon on something, it makes it epic. I'm being a hipster? Wouldn't I be being a hipster if I said that bacon is fuckin' so awesome? Epic, cool? "That's mainstream." Well, you're really gonna not like this. [exhales] [laughs] Am I still a hipster? But I do, uh, I do also not like steak. I wouldn't order steak at a restaurant. If I had an opportunity it would be something up here. It wouldn't be a steak. Salmon, turkey, chicken, hamburger meat. White fish, chicken cutlets. Bacon, BACON! Ribs, sausage. Uh, pork cutlets and then steak, ham. Duck and tofu. Best Pop Tarts? It's S'mores Pop Tarts. Can—discussion over. "Chips"! Chips is a good one, I'll do chips. OHHH! This is the list we're doing because I already know which one is "S". OH yeah! Yeah. Holy shit, those things are amazing. If you've never had those before, don't let the—don't let the title fool you. These are fucking amazing. They're so good. Oh! It's Baked Lays! It's going to be a fight up here! It's going to be a—it's going to be a BRAWL up in this—in the "S" rank. I can't have more than one or two. But it's going to be a fight up there. All Lays brand that are not Baked Lays go down in "D". Because they're... fine. They're fine. But once you eat two-thirds of the bag, you're just left with greasy fuckin' breadcrumbs. The bag is full, and it's this fuckin' big. The bag is huge. Down here are the chips. Here's the layer of ones that have not been sat on by like, a fat guy on a plane. Making lots of plane references today. Under there is just breadcrumbs. I'm sorry. I do like—but look, I'm not a Lays hater. I got Baked Lays up in the best chips that I've ever had! These are the ones that taste— which is—where are the dog food ones? Yeah, no. All the Frito heavily flavored— that's like heavy spice—heavy flavoring. They're just cat food, dog food. I can't eat 'em. I am actually a sucker for these I love the compilations. Pretzel Cheese Squares! Uhhh, like Sun Chip! I—I love—because you get a little bit of everything. So I like having that. Although... I would never buy these. In fact, this is at the very bottom. All Sun Chips are at the very bottom. Cheetos! Ummmm... I would put Cheetos up in the— the regular— uh like, the asymmetrical Cheetos, I like more than the puff ones. So yeah. Flamin' Hot, I'm not a fan. I'd rather—just give me the regular ones. Flamin' Hot. Not only does Flamin' Hot... Tastes worse to me. But it increases the amount of shit on your hands. By at least twice, two or three times. I will eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos, you fucking HAVE to wash your hands. It's awful. And I don't know why that's considered a good thing. Oh dude, like I got so much Cheeto Flamin' Hot dust on my hands(!) Why don't they make it so it's not— they're not like that?! Nobody wants to do that! Where can you eat those? Where can you reliably eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos? You have to be like in your bathroom! Would I put chips in a sandwich? I used to do that until I got hurt. I used to put potato chips in my tuna sandwich. Until one day, I took a bite, and it literally, like, pierced up into my mouth. And I said that I'm never gonna do that again. The reason why Goldfish are so scary... is because... I buy the bucket. Do you know the giant like, fuckin' High School milk carton? I buy the big one. The one that's supposed to feed like 40 people. And you just you sit there and you're watching TV or a movie. And you eat like 25 people's worth of servings in those. They're dangerous. Smartfood is fuckin' delicious! It's that—it's white cheddar popcorn! Remember when everybody freaked out when White Cheddar Cheez-Its were over here? What? What? Smartfood is white cheddar popcorn, it's insane! Come on! Smartfood—there's got to be some people that agree here! "It's fake popcorn." [laughing] It's just, I don't know why a company would make fake popcorn, when popcorn is the world's cheapest thing to produce. Why would you fake something— it would probably—probably cost more money to fake! Than to MAKE popcorn! "Do you just like cheese?" Smartfood White Cheddar. That's not accurate. Cheetos? In fact, I'm seeing something right now that I don't like. I would choose... Goldfish over Cheetos. So that—it doesn't belong down there. I actually would probably rather eat, like 30 people's worth of goldfish over Cheez-Its. Oh he's climbin'! He's climbing up there! What's the next Mortal Kombat contestant?! What's up—Rold Gold? Is it Shang Tsung? Oh, he's taking him on! He's done! I think—I would rather eat Goldfish than Rold Gold. What we got left?! We got fuck— We got Goro! And then we got Shao Kahn. "Wow, you're so healthy." Did you—were you present for the cereal segment an hour ago? Done! Done! It's done! WAIT! Done! Am I okay with that? I'm okay with that. Done! Alright so, I'm—I'm a Super Nintend— I'm a Nintendo person. I wasn't like a Dr—I wasn't a Sega person when I was younger so, take that bias into account. Alright. Where are we Super Nintendo? There it is. The best console that's ever been made. The Ou—this is the Ouya? Is that the Ouya? [laughing] The Ouya. Did this thing even release? Wait! Aren't these things worth like 500 bucks now because like nobody has 'em anymore? These things are worth a shitload now right? Are you su—I swear to god I thought— I heard that Ouya's a, like, a collector's item, because they just liquidated. [laughing] "It's the Beanie Baby of consoles." This—the Wii was fuckin' awesome. It was. It was 599 bucks. It was great. You know how much—how much time I got out of my Wii? It's so much—SO much time. Yeah I did—how much time did I get out of my, like, PlayStation 3? You know? Or my Xbox 360. I got time out of it but this was the console, that you just dumped days into because there was so much fun stuff you could do. I played hit the fuckin' ball with the baseball bat, For like—every day! I played Wii Sports every fuckin' day for like a year! You know how many times I played like, Viking on Xbox 360? Once! And I turned it off in two hours. I didn't—none of the— I don't have any recollection at all of playing any of these. So what are these two handhelds? What is this handheld right here? "The Apple Pippin." The Apple Pippin? That's what the console was named? Why would you name your console after the weakest character in the Lord of the Rings? Why isn't it like the Apple Gimli? Oh by the way just in case anybody was curious, just in case anyone, like, needed to know... uh, Pink is doing a two uh, two for forty nine dollars, Uh, bra. Get one if you buy one. These ads—I thought I had an ad thing on. "Move the Switch to 'S'." I've—I was fighting with that for a long time. I'd like this. I like this already. No, don't—don't— I'm questioning now! There you go! There is your list.

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