Redd Foxx - Video In A Plain Brown Wrapper (1983) | HD Live Concert Film

[Music] [Music] here it all got to get in the hole dug see no prints shine my shoes get my best tonight I got to look my best losers like in town got to get ahead but somewhere shine my shoes slick my hair get myself food now Lulu's back in down down long my pets Harlem coquettes Otis regrets I might not get back home at Lulu's [Music] right now just about start time we want you to sit back relax and get ready for a thrill let's get our hand together bring to the stage the one and only [Music] [Music] Chicago now show you around betcha bottom dollar you lose your blues and Chicago Chicago the town that bill a Sunday could put down State Street that great thing I just say they do things they don't do all Broadway I saw a man his wife in Chicago Oh [Music] I know you heard I was dirty and blue vulgar nasty Roche well that's a lot of [ __ ] you folks it might cringe when I say [ __ ] you'll hear plenty time this morning I only say [ __ ] because I'm due oldest an appendage they do do see I smoke it's looking 44 years I don't have cancer now I probably have something that will eat it up a lot of people quit smoking that's wrong you got to leave here somehow friend of mine quit smoking got killed by the back a truck you folks it don't smoke I'd like you to know that you're gonna died from something else but you're gonna die nobody ever stayed here if they did where's Abraham Lincoln tonight I'll tell you somewhere in a long coffin with that tall [ __ ] head on those ads never come back the style unless you want to take one on a picnic pick it up in the woods and [ __ ] in it you folks they don't smoke what do you do when you finish [ __ ] he jelly means [Applause] and they get a bitterness speaking of big [ __ ] okay and I won't speak of it but that he is ugly sumbitch any fellas think back fellas remember the first time you check it out clothes [Applause] who it's a ugly sound bit a develop but like but like Sameera desire [Applause] [Applause] the Christmas present from Betty Ford [Applause] Oh goddammit go ahead move you laughed at Sammy's I ought to tell you the truth I really be riding in the car with Betty for it gonna be riding in the car with Sammy Davis cuz I know you can see with one tip and now let's wait those I talk about sex and I know some of you here tonight thinking about and the girl next to you is wondering if you're thinking about it girl asked me a couple of weeks ago she said can you can you [ __ ] me and hurt me I say you got damn right so I [ __ ] hit in the head with a brick people have said I was dirty because I've said [ __ ] [ __ ] well to me [ __ ] is not dirty [ __ ] is only dirty when you don't wash up now I believe that if is any proves here I could say intercourse but if you doing it right you [ __ ] [Applause] fellows tell the truth in your whole life you never heard a girl say oh here to coach me because they know no no they don't say that girls are clever but they know if they say intercourse me you were might fall they tell it like it is [Music] holy right there don't move it I don't like who like talking that's the [ __ ] question is it good is it good at all daddy's good his better string beans speaking of mucket a [ __ ] tried to rob me in New York about a month ago now wasn't that dumb a [ __ ] gonna stick up a black man it is a difference I'm black people of colors black white yellow brown and red they had no Negro in the crayon box [Applause] all right look at me a black dude with these [ __ ] thin lips they get the job done I hate them though I can hardly taste barbecue yes I eat pork that's why I never join no group those group you had to give up pork should all never did nothing to me you think about it a pig is no ugly than a cow you look at a cow some time with it big snotty nose and him dirty tits one thing I can't stand is a snotty nose I'll clean up a dirty dick I hate big titties they slow you down who wants to stop there see nowadays girls won't hit shot quieted God I'm asked one question fellas when I was this question look in your old lady's face you said with another couple looking his old lady favor question girls if you love head and want some this morning smile [Applause] find me honey did you hear the question goddamn don't sit up there like you know Ola Roberts present Oh robbers oral ain't that a hell of a name preacher sound like you might eat the congregation let me tell you a good story about a preacher he was an old couple past 70 Oh them sitting in the front room of their home rocket listening to the radio they were comfortable because the home was almost paid for they've been living there 55 years and while those faith healers came on the radio a couple were listening real tense the faith healer said I can heal you tonight you want to be healed put one hand on your radio eye and put one hand on what you won't yield so the old lady was missing closing she reached on foot went ham on radio put one hand on old tired heart sorry saying wait in the water husband you see what the hell I'd take a chance he put one hand on the radio and sneak one hand down his left his wife little doe vadym she said her but the man say could he'll not raised the dead tonight I'm a cop of my children I had any children myself but I did write a poem for children this Christmas poem for crippled children this Christmas Christmas bells and Santa's elves and presents Neath the tree the kids are all in Slumberland it's a quarter after 3:00 in the morning that'll be laughter children playing with their toys if you want a joke when they're [ __ ] make it so much noise that's something else I want to clear up tonight [ __ ] see four years [ __ ] been attributed to black people you know clear that [ __ ] up tonight the world let's define it mother [ __ ] that means if your father you're a [ __ ] that's right she's a mother in G you [ __ ] hate you how you think you get tha [ __ ] don't you you ever see a nine pound tongue in the pepper I'm glad I don't have any children Oh had a vasectomy when I was 13 I knew the end I didn't want no crying and [ __ ] around mobs laughs but that's what happens you get kids crying and [ __ ] go to hospital and pick them up this [ __ ] in your hand and they cry somebody [ __ ] in your hand usually cry that's where I think the Lord [ __ ] the beginning the ass don't belong in the pants the ass belong somewhere to act and hit it oh you cover your ass all up to everything you let me put drawers on your pants and jockstrap ball blues artists your dad as Kenny breathing smother your answer death there should be in the palm of the hand right there that's with nice place for a you walk right on the toilet good thing take care of it they know paper [ __ ] some how to make it man the traffic accident smack the [ __ ] out of [Applause] I'm glad I don't get cuz I know myself as a youngster she was three of us triplets it read and Fred by the truth triplets born 15 minutes apart my dad came the hospital he saw his laying in the crib he looked at my mother he marry you pick out the one you want but i'ma drown your mother too she'll I always been lucky hey brothers that a gold tooth in your mouth don't smile with that gold tooth when you get back to the ghetto please on them [ __ ] a bigger mind in your face I usually go down a little to me [ __ ] don't mean nothing really it's in the dictionary she get used to it to the dictionary [ __ ] are lazy and shiftless as the definition [ __ ] are lazy and shiftless that means we got some white [ __ ] to as education cause I didn't go to college I knew I wasn't going to college when I didn't get in high school how's that [ __ ] they were teaching nothing they were teaching me filth in school well well well my [ __ ] fell in the whale I like to draw one out of 13 ah that's alright bigger and add another one little boy blue come blow your horn you'll break your neck trying to blow your horn yeah you want your horn blown you need a friend yeah meet when them girls it I never gave anyone any hit before never in my whole life never meet one of them I met one I never gave anyone any and I see Oh goddamn lie she said this is my first time I see your goddamn lie and this is your first time why don't I feel teased [Applause] well let me get to my main subject my main subject tonight is the fart you both looked at me like the fart yeah the [ __ ] fire don't look at me I had nothing to do with it the Lord created the fire then put a smell in it so the death could enjoy I think the Lord [ __ ] up on that odor we see if I had created the fart automated smell like coffee that way if someone farted in the morning you'd think breakfast was ready [Applause] the Lord knew we needed to fight how else did you eat a big bowl of beans inside a cabbage sweet potato slice the raw onion is a peach cobbler to Pensacola's and not be able to fight hell in two days you'd be a balloon in a root in a week you'd be a [ __ ] rocket here's a guy with a nice smile on the end sir can I ask you a personal question did you ever go to the movies and let out one them quiet farts and sit there and watch people move these things happen there's a nice-looking gentleman here class Bujji sir imagine you a question did you have a fight and blame it on the dog get that song but the living room one thing I'm happy about girls don't fight no they don't they poot but remember fellas to boots eagle a fight so if you hear to scatter that's all listen something else it was a big fad made in Las Vegas he must have weighed 300 pounds she couldn't boot not at 300 and a pocket of gas formed in her lower abdomen she was cleaning up the room she was in the bathroom spraying pants all around the toilet plenty pants up Shh everything was [ __ ] fresh this guy started working down I mean she had to fight but defeat the guests were in the room she said [ __ ] why don't they go out somewhere else cuz she went out hallway to fight it's a big word coming to Hall with a luggage is it [ __ ] what am I gonna do so she spied the elevator she jumped on his elevator and shut the door and she cut loose BAM [Music] and you dig up pine-sol and sprayed it all around the elevator Pliny pine-sol and the doors elevator open and a drunk that on she's it wasn't matter with you is it smell like somebody's [ __ ] a Christmas tree his is a trick no honey sit down I mean this guy hey don't give me that slowed me down is that I had that in the Marine Corps clap I caught it off a rifle yes I'm a war veteran and I was there World War two who do you think they named the foxhole after Hoover I backed up so far in one battle I bumped into a general is it why are you running I said I'm running because I cannot fly you [ __ ] I backed up but I wasn't afraid no sir I was not afraid I don't know what that was I was slipping in I can only tell you it was brown and had corn in it I guess you folks never [ __ ] look back is all corn huh oh shut that tell a goddamn lie indestructible corn stay in [ __ ] three days and will not dissolve corn say [ __ ] [ __ ] it should make bricks out of corn never [ __ ] a brick it's good name every day if I didn t try to rob me in New York this [ __ ] jumped out of a Lea didn't have a gun a pipe or brick all he knew was karate jumped out Alison stick up I got a black belt I say we gonna need it to lower your black ass in the ground [Applause] it black belch said I had a 38 in a green Gucci speaking of big [ __ ] this lady called her gynecologist he said doctor you've given me the wrong hormone pills and I'm sick and having a lot of difficulty I was in his atoms in 44 years of practice I never made one mistake he's everything you think I gave you the wrong hormone pill she said I don't think I know you gave me the wrong movie doctor said how she's I got hair growing down my chest I said well how far down is it growing she said down to my dick [ __ ] [Applause] modern things for modern living my first wife I never get her and I've tried the woman was so petite at the wedding she wait 72 pounds small sized one I could pick her up in the crouch and play head waiter your dinner is served [Music] seven years later the [ __ ] weighed 305 hi ginger seven years later the [ __ ] hate everything but me that's what called that first log of it as they were just kissing as clean as my face at the time I was a mechanic 305 I stopped speaking to I just walked in the houses it she couldn't dig ahead I climbed up on her one night [Applause] but helmet it took 15 minutes in the nylon rope she says it in a I'm through caught a wrinkle on the way up there's other lady out there she went there gynecology she said take off my clothes she said doctor people don't want to be around leaving some reason I go to dance no one asked me to dance like what a nightclub people move she said help me doctor and doctor late to take off everything oh you can all hang up there and get up on the table and put your feet in the stirrups is that first while your breath in my face she said uh-huh he said now get off the table stand here and bend over where I can examine you she bent over and doctors start examination doctor said you have zactly she said what is it you have zactly she said what the hell is a curly is a you breath smells acne like your hair [Applause] oh that's this old black habit yummy a lot of people don't know that song that was written written by black guys we're told such a low are they funny honey dan you hit a bump on a motorcycle as soon as you're all right in your hand pretty girl over there I wish I liked white women my wife's Korean I married the enemy I figure if you can't beat him good [ __ ] him I'm a veteran first guy asked me how did you marry out your race as a [ __ ] when I marry a duck I met a woman from the human race okay what color you are when the light goes out it becomes a question of who washed [Applause] that's right pretty but that way you won't do just don't break my glasses we gotta st. now we gotta sing a tune everyone here remembers watch on the downbeat god and there's a guy with a head kind of clear and one back then in the middle of nowhere you see him sir you with the beard look back then see your clone and y'all sitting close together and y'all lean y'all head in real close look like somebody's ass [Applause] Hey look you did get angry did you don't get every no and you know black people carry knives now Jinyu was in the paper two weeks ago I bought a knife but then the babies at all black the people Keira Knightley's Gitlin you heard I'm getting me one I didn't know that I've been can I speak 32 years because saying row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily for the dream everyone please help on the downbeat merrily merrily all the good-looking people oh shut up you got that well some of y'all should've been singing I widow chicken Las Vegas couple weeks ago as me $400 $100 dafuq she said hunt dollars sure she will sell a car I wish I had some only cause me hung about I cut it off in barbecue it I don't do with nobody has one drop in for a few minutes and summoning hunter dollar chicks you can drop right in [Applause] hundred my ex-wife I pay my ex-wife I had three or four and remember I paid $5,000 a month alimony for ten years I got a payday that means that it never stopped working even when I'm in the hospital I got to work 5,000 113 $600,000 sir have you ever seen 600 I wouldn't push it here's white guys in that much Posada George big Lansing then you need a Mack truck tall at my bosoms think just hi she's pretty that's your wife no marriage is wonderful divorce is not too bad but that alimony functions as a big fella there how would you wait pal how'd you weigh that but 232 a little bit more up to fifty to forty two hundred and forty pounds I'd hate to be around when you farted can you imagine a 240-pound fight coming at you you better have on a wetsuit say can you guys go diving down into the ocean late wherever you go rivers you guys you have a fart in a whitson bubbles come right out the neck Sharp's be swimming away from you bad damn the Lord [ __ ] up quite a few times a lot of people don't do it but I mean not being in a mattress I can say so Lord certainly [ __ ] up when he created woman I expected that yeah yeah well I'll prove my points though I did [ __ ] up when he created woman the years people thought the Lord was polish who else would build a snack bar next to the [ __ ] out it'll come to you later on tonight then I wrote a love song oh you'd be surprised I play be elevating now after that bit of an accident kids were playing baseball in the yard and one young stay at the home run through my bedroom window hit my wife right here like they broke three of my fingers these three [Applause] you got home run to miserly who would have broke my skull that's why I tell people wherever I go shut up and try to look pure for your friends but Jesus knows what your crooked Christian has has been doing he sees you them hotel in motel rooms laying up there buck naked freaking off he recognizes the back of your head no you're not bobbing apples knows it I used to preach myself I found out I was crooked and quit actually I didn't quit because I was crooked I quit because I got tired of showing news sisters the Holy Ghost amen hey be a pal yeah lose a little hair there don't worry about it girls don't care it's not hair it's what it grows on girl that me versus me eight years ago I must land about like I said they ugly but they taste a show me a husband who won't I'll show you a neighbor who will hi neighbor now I give you who asked me $400 afternoon hundred dollars [ __ ] - [ __ ] nothing oh my god damn idiot yeah it mean Fitness in with the cold cream and hit this summit [Applause] and wake up in the morning satisfied with $99.50 not but [Applause] that's right fellas let me tell you fellas don't be ashamed to jack off anymore new world people don't give a [ __ ] he's yours beat it girl jack off - and the [ __ ] you think they say no all the time they don't need you I know that I got a movie called girl jackoff also in color beautiful I saw like 30 times a snake I knew that stroke [Applause] see how is it different [Applause] hey cap is like a guy's on a train with one time yeah I've been on a train you know Frank st. Louis one day we went on the train we took this girl up in the woods by the hundred of us we lined up our 75th yeah I got a bad draw out the cap I was standing there with a beach towel sponge and a water hose and a mop the gallon of fantastic see I've been tense before so I knew it said if it was gonna be like this girl lay down on the grass and open her legs and all the mosquitos died hornets nest fell out of oak tree two wild dogs fell out Oh God here's an old girl didn't smell like they do now I swear to you they got stuff now girls they got Jewish powders with different flavors you tasted them fellas yeah different flavors now Lenny bought some tuna at least I hope it was tool all different flavors tutti-frutti macadamia nut anything you like rice what the hell differently that's another thing I want to bring up Chinese any Chinese here tonight none fuchal what I'm good at came to see my [ __ ] show Chinese you watched them Chinese remember you heard it here watch them it's 1 billion Chinese 1 billion must admit you red-blooded Americans they've out [ __ ] us 5 to 1 what did they sneak over him try to [ __ ] us to death let him come goddamn and I'm a bedroom I'll take care my five can I have my album please hey God there yeah those tip-ups the man boat this is my friend's son skipper they are these diving children this is my lady's album I made it five years ago I'm not gonna make another one until we sell these this is a good album too it's about love and caring and being together being close being physical love hygiene that's the important thing hygiene the toughest thing in the world have to turn to you'll make one night say you've got to wash your eyes she knowing how difficult it is I said it for you in this album you've got to watch us you folks up there with binoculars buy one of these albums and mail it to your home anonymously now if the postman brings two albums and boothy all washy it's a it's a two-way street no don't be extremely from the audience er this is not Merv Griffin Show if you don't like the show bend over I'll Drive you to Dallas [Applause] get one see let me explain to the folks you can let your arm pitch go a couple of days maybe but not your ass how could you tell someone I love you darling knowing in your heart you haven't washed your eggs I'm not talking about your whole ass I'm talking about your ass oh you'd be surprised the pollution that can be found in an area the size of a dime or 50-cent piece or a silver dollar now you know your ass better than I do but you got to wash it tell me how could you turn around in bed with your loved one upside down to 69 and have washed eggs to coin a phrase when you 6090 your ass ain't but one inch from your loved ones nose [Applause] one inch don't do that to someone you love wash eggs you lay there thinking no one knows [ __ ] the nose knows another thing that can wreck you love lights and this is for you fellas men stop wearing white shorts please fellas you gotta stop wearing white shorts you know why because every wash day every pair your white shorts got a brown smudge in the seat [Applause] yo I don't want that [ __ ] you're driving the little lady crazy every wash day she's down there talking to the washing machine grown man [ __ ] his pants every week every week I gotta try and get this [ __ ] out of his shorts 49 years old still [ __ ] his [ __ ] pants ring-around-the-collar [ __ ] ring around his [ __ ] men stop torturing your lady get used some Brown polkadot shorts and let us search for the spot I'll get some flower choice maybe the brown spot will be in the Buttercup but please never again white shorts last but not least but most important you couples here when you get home tonight to your rooms apartments wherever it is some of you for the first time since you've been together wash up before you come to be freshen up you've been walking you've been in a cab walking up the steps jogging you've been at two or three meals in the toilet a couple of times you can't get under the covers with that you gotta hit that thing with the washcloths let Joe mate hear you in the solid with the water on it then they know you in there knocking that cheese off dalla mood both of you come to bed damp be damp only you'll dibbens would eat in dry Bush country and fellas jump in a hot shower and wash them wild hickory nuts and your cucumbers you lucky guys watch the zucchinis you unlucky guys wipe your jalapenos it's a pretty girl I had a black body once couldn't get breakfast in bed oh you can't get that in the black home I came home I said honey I worked all night I get breakfast in bed [ __ ] what record the bad [ __ ] get out of the bed it goes oh man it fixes a record they go go back that bet you been with that's wrong see I tell you I'm getting divorced but it was my fault really I tell the truth publicly my fault now lady caught me in a motel in Henderson Nevada with a [ __ ] broad from Circus Circus she don't understand English so Ellen I tried to explain to her I was cutting down I think that's the only thing I hate in the world besides empty pockets [ __ ] [ __ ] you come to see me you'll never see a [ __ ] where I'm working because it's a standing order the door no [ __ ] midgets I never liked them mm when I'm blue cigar-smoking my face made me sick three days long with that hot dog something about him just rouse me they know they connect like love where you're working sit down and swing their feet and kick cousins on his shin I like you always look up at you like they want you to help them do something how's it get out of my way you have a [ __ ] gotta be firm but don't ever fight a [ __ ] cause of immediate bite you [Music] that damn nice mustard you got there buddy look like I have for what to call it I can you curl all around the air there when you get home look in the mirror and hold your head sideways like this [Applause] I don't you yeah I noticed a lot of people wearing glasses tonight you folks wearing glasses you ever take time out to think how far ahead nature is planning is to put ears in the right place in case you have to wear glasses think about it this meat one here you'd be wearing goggles what do you cut this meat off completely and still here because the hole is more important in the meat would you agree with that what if I ears that have been somewhere else like back here can you imagine what I entertainer had to look at in case the crowd was really listening one thing is we're back here wouldn't be too much whispering going home I'm now in Hamlin said I know fellas I might whisper to a girl I like though the hey honey you know what you hear is smell like [ __ ] I hope no one was offended by my show here tonight if you were offended you stayed all the way through it and Buckett cuz your dummy but and I want to say this not as a surgery I'll give a goddamn bow people don't enjoy me because they're not gonna be fans long anyway [Music] hey Steve thank you I got a little song I want to do for you this is not gonna be in don't move it I don't sing that good but I feel good this 2 is called secondly [Music] [Music] I don't know why I've waited no I've been blue braid each night for someone exactly like you why should we spend money on a show up to know one doesn't love Z exactly like you you make me feel so R and I wanna hand the world to you you seem to understand each foolish little dreaming dreaming scheming scheming now I know why mother she taught me to the truth she met me for someone she met me for someone she met me thank you Merry Christmas [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music]

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Length: 55min 36sec (3336 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 03 2018