KIDS ARE FRICKING STUPID V2

DANC if i doggo wants you to like the video and subscribe right now me turns to the other side to get more comfortable everybody else at my funeral hashtag dank if I means your funny comment to be featured next see you tomorrow six-year-olds do dragons farts fire me I don't know I thought you went to college I would just like to thank the person who told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turn a different color now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies and my job just became a whole lot easier my three-year-old insisted on making me breakfast here's me a near five thinking I'm cool and badass by secretly sticking my middle finger out so my cousin who is five got in trouble for not listening and whatever his parents asked him he just said no to any question so he was put in timeout and like 20 minutes later he was told he could go sit back in the couch and just out of spite he said no and stayed in timeout for like another hour in first grade I wanted to grow up to be a burden one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn't ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn't turning into a bird at all when I was 12 I did something to make a teacher mad so he assigned me a 500-word theme I didn't know what a theme was so I wrote the word theme 500 times I counted each word to be sure it met the requirements my brother's roblox account got hacked he's been crying for an hour and I heard him say my whole life has basically been wasted like brother hacker spent $10 in robux I got woken up over this BS I'm thankful for my hos [Music] Watts versus need sorting I was playing volleyball in the gym with the kids and this little boy got hit in the head and I was like oh geez you okay dude and he just said yeah I'm real strong watch this and punched himself in the face I said to be gentle with his brain and he told me no really it's okay look and I had to physically block him from slamming his forehead into the brick wall Father in need after nine year old son spent 2800 on VBox my son thought he found a hack to get free stuff through the Apple Store on his iPhone the hack was bypassing security protocols to obtain 2,800 through my checking account through this he procured online app assets on his iPhone present day value of his acquired assets is three dollars and 51 cents his current concerns are how long he will be grounded from Xbox and his lack of access to iTunes when we were younger my brother and I didn't know what this pipe on the side of the house was for and would occasionally pee in it later on in life one in the basement we discovered the other end of the pipe above was a pile of potatoes that we used to eat my son legitimately thought I wouldn't find him how to lose hide and seek me one two three four year old daddy can I hide in your shirt when I was about 8 years old I remember hearing about internal bleeding I thought it was eternal bleeding and I spent a few years of my childhood afraid that if I got a bad enough cut it would bleed forever bath mat for sale I bought it last week and my one-year-old is terrified of it I'm glad the 3-year old next door gave my car racing stripes the added Sharpie has increased the speed of my car tenfold [Music] she thinks she's controlling paw patrol because she saw her daddy using the controller to control the TV gotta love the preteen angst don't kiss frogs or turtles Disney film Princess and the Frog leads 256 kids 50 us children have become sick with salmonella after emulating the heroine and just Neal latest film The Princess and the Frog two-year-old scared to go into room because bad Yoda was watcher was super confused and weirded out turns out it's just the back side of this Powerpuff Girl toy [Music] when I was 8 I had this book that asked a bunch of questions about you this is one of my aunts as I hope it's stupid enough if your pet could talk what three questions would you ask it are you a ghost why can you talk have you been a human before does your pet have a cool trick or sweet habit licking its penis when I was a child I insisted on sleeping in sunglasses so that if Nick Jonas decided to come sweep me away in the night I'd look fashionable [Music] once I walked in on my seven-year-old cousin who had his finger inside of my pet bunnies cage so I told him careful it might think it is a carrot event's cuffed and continued to yank his finger in between the bars about ten seconds later he got bit screamed then of course his mother came into the room and started yelling at me this is possibly one of the greatest i-told-you-so moments in my life this kid asked me what Shrek says I was 11 and I didn't know how to answer I panicked and said it meant toys she was like I want some tracks i ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I left the area and never came the frick back my son was so happy when we finally let him hold the controller [Music] dumbest truly you heard about yourself when I was in Middle School people were saying that I was home-schooled even though I went to school when my son Seth was little he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillowcase and swing him around I know it's insane and the only reason I'm telling you now is because they are grown up and I can't lose custody of them one time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said Sam but you can call me captain ravioli and my dad just looked at me and said what the Frick was that don't do that and I've been chasing that high ever since I always told people I met Michael Jackson but now that I found the picture man WTF who the Frick was this my husband and I are surprising our six-year-old by taking him to Disney for his bday tomorrow we've been in the car for four plus hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school he keeps saying look we are almost home bless his heart update we arrived to this new world he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat so my four-year-old nephew asked me to draw him Harry Potter he then excitedly shouted I'll do the legs hi hello I understand your child accidentally placed an order and you wish to cancel the order with refund I will help you great thank you just to confirm are you referring to the extreme farce extension pack yes that's the one I wouldn't let I drink the chemicals under the sink people coming over me tie deserve husband's fires up the barbecue toddler removes all clothing nine-year-old didn't want to try my lemon loaf but when IRA branded at his lemonade Katie was interested my kid swallowed a penny while showing his little brother how he accidentally swallowed us in tea the day before [Music] my six-year-old watching me pour Drano down his bathroom sink six-year-old what's that me it dissolves whatever gunk is clogging up your drain six-year-old cool even the screwdriver down there me the wha I feel for this kid my cousin's grade 7 class were talking about what they're grateful for and everyone was talking about their mom's one kid in the class had lost his mom a few months ago and my cousin saw him crying so he reassured him by saying don't worry everyone's mom is going to die we can't find my 6 year olds glasses today we asked him where they are he said and I quote I threw them in the garbage yesterday the lenses were dirty $400 see ya kids are the best man they get all shocked when you figure out they did something wrong like mom how do you know I colored on the table under cuz you wrote your freaking name on it my little brother is 13 today I miss them days I used to say I bet you can't get me water from the kitchen in five seconds and he would pace it lol dumb guy [Music] don't forget to leave a like and check out my previous videos thank you for watching

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Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 25 2020