This Is Why I'm Not Allowed To Decorate

we're filling bread cat shirts now check out our shop on dftba bread cat shirts bread cat jacket tattoos they're stickers I look like a method in the storefront picture why I don't know go through the garage quick note this is a pre-order it will not get to you by Christmas I don't know why you would have thought that probably sometime mid January late January because they need to be printed we have no idea how many people are going to buy them pre-order you will not get it for a month at least [Music] don't mind me I'm just taking my cat for a walk hey buddy okay come on we've got things to do today we just took a picture for a Christmas present for my mom with that what are you doing you're learning what a cactus is a photo present for my mom of a cat and a horse and a weird horse person that's my sister and that's that's a horse just one good question why the long face I'm your host Gary Gary Gary and today an interview that you've been waiting for for a very long time are you subscribed to PewDiePie what are your thoughts on the current and geopolitical climate in the Middle East do you like turtles man small hard-hitting answers how much is this thing weigh 1,400 pounds wow it's like a car is hay for horses my cue to leave why did my parents give me three Gary's it could have been Chad it could have been Bethenny I don't care where are we going next kitty Oh back home to make a Christmas ornament wow you're so good at transitions do you want you want that you w-want yeah okay with hello and welcome to a very special episode in fact it is the holiday Christmas special that's not very inclusive JA I have a special guest today that is caretaker how do you feel about getting dragged into this this is gonna be fine you left this over here why you hiding it today we are going to build a Christmas ornament because I don't have a lot of input when it comes to decorating around here I don't know why I feel like I should have more authority to decorate you would you like to elaborate on why I'm not allowed to decorate anything because our house would look awful Oh today's video is me forcing my way into the decorations we're gonna start with this little house we have a fire LED nice and cozy power adapters and some little RGB strips in case we get in trouble this is exciting I love this court I call it the danger court you know what I call the danger cord yeah grab one of those and screw that into it and then pull the little if it catches on fire just scream and I'll unplug it realistic flame effects oh hey look at that how do we take this light out this looks too much just like a cozy cabin fireplace I think we need to step our game up hello I'm looking to get just a cheap babe she do you want to open this and all I'm gonna ask you because I'm gonna ask you some questions [Music] how did you get so patient actually I think we can I can answer that one for you she's not we just edit all the unpatient stuff out of the videos that's a lot I teach fifth grade and we'll have the same mentality of the countries again I'm a teacher I teach fifth grade in William has the same maturity and mental capacity of a fifth grader you heard it here kids you can be just like me by changing literally nothing that was from Dustin Zachary says what do you think of William and Michael's projects that are always going on does it ever get daunting yes to the whole question or the last half yes thank you how do you pronounce gif and how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth and still say it okay okay look what we have right in here wait wait wait wait what there were marshmallows here the other day one you say there yes yes yes one two three four Oh pathetic well it looks like the whole bag is now ruined wants a snack so sparks and zeros the answer is four four marshmallows let's make some progress on the house you assemble that when I'll assemble this one yeah why didn't we do this for the game illuminator from Harry Potter [Music] except this one you click it and it gives you all I'm gonna trigger so many people right now cancer to use I should read the instructions but I'm not gonna this is exactly what we did for the beanie except way better this is vegetable glycerin I think it's actually sweet yeah but it's like a very gross like chemically sweet it's used as an artificial sweetener for people who like disgusting sweet flavors we need I think to put a little bit of water in that to help it flow better [Music] yeah how is this gonna go on the tree though take the old bad tree topper off I think it's time for more questions with caretaker I shouldn't plug it Graci says when do you plan to take over williams channel never Eli says just want to thank you for keeping William alive he's great but we all know he'd be dead without you by now yes does your caretakers insurance cover fires yes what has been your favorite project that will made on camera are off camera because you I think the one of the coolest things is when we lived at this studio and you made the custom utensil holders for the drawers because the drawers were really small but I don't think you film that on camera on camera this question is from Pete by the way I really liked the laser-cut gingerbread trailer I liked that one a lot how did you feel about that project a year after when we were living in an actual trailer it's not as funny but when you made it I thought it was kind of clever I thought was cool thank you do you have to clean up after William when he makes a mess Christian a lot of the time he's bad but he doesn't like to be yelled at so he's gotten better at cleaning Bret says shouldn't she be the one doing the engineering you clearly are not qualified yes let's make some progress on the house and we'll come back to Q&A with caretaker back to questions with caretaker William stalking John I have more stuff but it won't fit in his Dawkins infinite emerald will she ever make an invention of her own I mean maybe Rollie says what's the worst food William has attempted to make oh that was a doozy so like three summers ago he was obsessed with pickled eggs after we were in were we in Utah or Wyoming Utah yeah and he tried I tried the bite and it was disgusting but he's actually a really good cook other than that never again pickled eggs because we should make pickled eggs again they were really bad they were good you ate them all see I think the problem is you would think good pickled eggs were bad too so it wasn't like I don't like eggs Lee Toland says have you ever done DMT I have no idea what that means it's I'm pretty sure it's drugs no Marisa says how much is William secretly paying you not to leave wouldn't be secret if we told you so it goes back to the house you're sick zip-ties I need you to attach the hose to one of the inlets of the vape you fail the test it's not a big deal he was real good point we'll have more tests later on do you have to have zip ties or do you want no I just this looks like we're making a bomb or something you know this reminds me of our old house smells oh now my nose is all runny what is happening I was smelling it okay we open some oh wait if we rip this house of work concerned about messing that up but you don't care about messing up the actual house that we live in we can hot glue it back on weird it already check it out yo we have our flame led our vape Nashville with a nine gram servo hot glued to it that presses the button and what drives the servo I've decided to go the low effort route and attach it to a servo tester with a six volt battery pack [Music] mail time you want to be Santa and how does it look it looks looks good it looks bad caretakers always wanted to participate in mail time she's constantly saying you need to open the packages and I know it's complicated because if you put it in the videos you sort of balloon the videos up this video is one of those videos so Santa you pick this is from Scarpa like you got some newspapers William my name is Nick and I love your videos I am typing this letter because my handwriting still looks like a first grader and I can't spell I'm pretty sure we might be the same person I met you at Maker Faire in Queens New York a few weeks ago oh man we open these packages way too late did you please sign the photo and send it back and a pre stamped envelope you are the greatest Nick oh and there's some candy ah Thank You Nick the big wheel yeah I say we save the big box for the end next package I didn't say open the candy this is from Oh No I notice you haven't worn York astronaut shirt this shirt may be large for women we don't know fate is fickle we also included pictures of our cats because they are great meat willow Barnabas and Shake Kyra Megan Sarah and Max Sarah Sarah there's a center on it thank you guys Josh Ford hi William my name is Josh and I'm 17 my best friend Sophie and I absolutely adore your videos along with this letter I have included a picture of yourself it would mean the world to me if you could sign it to Sophie for an early Christmas gift oh wow so what are you getting me I'm gonna do it why would I not Thank You Josh all right Santa Loren work I I don't like those I threw them up once and I just can't get the taste of William I don't think you have enough cat-related shirts correct so I made one for you Loren number one fans it's cool Thank You Lauren Hunter wing I'm writing you from West Virginia on the first chilly day in October if it's not too much to ask for an autograph of the character I would greatly appreciate it thank you very much hunter and you will one's for you and one he wants you decide okay hi William hi William enjoy your fan mail Simon Simon thank you say that's hilarious flora Gutierrez body shirts in thought of you oh yes oh yes it says from my mic action John thinks it spells America here's what's your third grade Chinese level maybe second second great Chinese again well calm and love rats oh well thank you okay this is a another mystery Chinese package and it's uh it's a GoPro mount Thank You Eli Morris boy oh my name is Eli I have been subscribed to your channel since you released your real gravy train camera John I was going to send a starch treat but as my school doesn't let me send food and envelopes I drew some instead thank you very much Eli Jeremy Thompson I noticed you receive a lot of t-shirt so I thought I'd send you a new old stock pair of jeans that I had in the closet I may or may not have I may or may not have sharda to them but you never know it thank you very much Jeremy I for one will put these on and add to the shirt yay yeah what's your favorite game I like portal what is your birthday it is the day I was born do you have any pets we don't because we've never lived somewhere were you allowed to have pets we have my parents and sisters pets the cat's young sigh all right this has to be another Chinese package do I just not give up October William I hope you like this shirt because it contains both cats and lasers from Calvin that's absolutely horrifying I love it thank you very much Calvin then woe turday Ben no just Ben from Illinois Ben from Illinois hey that's pretty good you have your own YouTube channel that was actually one of the Q&A questions love you less why don't you make your own YouTube videos why do you make your own YouTube videos Chelsea I would like to just tell you that you have inspired me to create silly things like you but I do have one question what kind of engineer are you a bad one I would I would really like to know I drew this cat all for you thank you Ben advice for future engineers is make stuff on your own because school won't teach you how to make things The Wizard of paws oh my gosh I want this Thank You mystery sender yo shirt Oh Oh the therfore thank you your shirt or mystery cinder this box is from Daniel gleb big warning do not rip box hello William since your original laser-cut videos played a major part in inspiring to build me to build my own 80 watt laser cutter I have sent you this gift oh you have no idea I had an idea of what this was and I'm so excited oh yes oh yes this is great I've actually really really been wanting to make something like this did you did he make the PCB oh the circuit board he milled the circuit board on a shape oak oh this is great I'm definitely gonna take this apart a little bit and look through it and then put it back to get it thank you very much Daniel this is so cool mystery Vietnam package I can finally do my in-person banking in peace hello yes I would I would like to take out all the money in the bank please Martin from New York dear William I'm a freshman at Webster Thomas high school and we are doing a project in our word-processing class where we have to send a business letter just someone Thank You Martin too much I don't hey you guys wanna see a magic trick three two one all right Noah in Colorado that's my name is Noah and I'm 13 I've been watching your videos for a long time I was wondering if I could get an autograph from you'd be really cool yes yes you can oh cambodia a little dinky helicopter place in austin from organ scene why hi Willa Michael my girlfriend and I are big fans it is her birthday in December spirit hey guys so what we're gonna have to do is start sending like if you want to get it read by a certain date send it six months and it oh that's adorable and then this right here is a cool world war 2 helmet replica I think this is meant for Michael Happy New Year Austin and Danai Elton from ia he's telling me to kick Michael and it would mean the world to him if we if I could draw a picture of a cat I mean was a tattoo on his body no matter how bad it is are you sure this is a corporate box of ramen they asked if they can send it said yeah I don't promise you anything we have some snacks thanks to Japan ramen box this is from Michael and Tennessee and it's a glitter bomb I'm excited okay okay oh hey guys disarming a bomb thank you for all the work that goes into your videos and the projects you feature on them you are truly an inspiration Michael big box Benji all right Benji I can't believe you moved into a house with Michael Reaves and I can't wait for all the videos I painted hola oh my god are we ready yes that is amazing that's really good that's really good Thank You Benji anchor has to go thank you very much everyone and we will see you next time I don't know if we gonna have any videos out this year I think this might be the last video Z see you next year unless I film something by myself which is probably might happen but then get always

Channel: William Osman

Views: 1,693,587

Rating: 4.9597726 out of 5

Keywords: laser cutter, william osman, crappy science, peter sripol, simone giertz, allen pan, colin furze, thehacksmith, michael reeves, caretaker, christmas, special, diy, diwhy, stem, steam, housefire, thomas fire, my house burned down, ornament, q&a, breadcat shirt, bread cat, holiday

Id: tr8CqHMOztQ

Length: 19min 38sec (1178 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 24 2018