Things You WISH You Had In A House

hello friends it's me your favorite blueberry snack that's a lot of things I want in my house cotton candy machines popcorn machine a waterslide a rollercoaster Disneyland pipe extra tall ceilings stretch a ceiling hammock across it I didn't even know that was a thing when you tell Mac ajiz gone amazon.com so Jeff ceiling hammock this whole time I've been chilling on my couch sleeping on my bed when I can be floating above my living room it's all fun and games until your foot gets stuck and then you fall through it hammock breaks venue break wow this is the Big Kahuna of hot tubs it's a double-decker two story hot tub so you've got mommy and daddy on the top level and all the kids on the bottom level you guys got a TV this is fancy I bet y'all went to private school y'all have a trust fund then hot tub bigger than my whole backyard bigger than my pool y'all got room for the whole family being in a hot tub Joe over here built himself a Kentucky Fried Chicken hot tub wait does that make the water oil and he's the chicken you know what he look awful lot like the colonel I mean some people just really like KFC you couldn't have gotten our angle on hot sauce it had to be this how we didn't even take this picture without a bucket of fried chicken in a bucket of fried chicken hot tub there we go fixed it here's a bedroom you know it looks like just a nice regular bedroom right know if you go into the closet there's the secret bookshelf that you could open up and there is a waterslide in the closet but where does the waterslide lead to you go down and there's a whole entire indoor pool with your bedroom on top of it are you kidding me cause it's like rise and shine for us and shiny the only way to get downstairs is going through that water slides let us take in a morning shower just slide right into the pool the chlorine keeps me moisturize depth it doesn't does the opposite y'all thought that indoor pool was quote just one in the hole entire cave with the pool with the waterfalls coming down and it's inside the house when bill has had enough of Karen shenanigans I'm retreating to the main caves if the main cave is a whole entire cavern where you could go swimming that's so cool I want this I bet it echoes too if you fart it oscillates throughout the entire house like a mini earthquake this is so cute they made a theater outside that looks so extremely cozy it's so tumblr by the way tumblr is dead now huh this looks so easy all they did was put pillows and like an outdoor mattress but I don't even know what these are called cushions it's all cushion little cushions big cushions and then it's just a screen and they have a projector in the tree that's what smart can't do this is we don't have a tree though mr. B's got to plant more trees is that a door is that a curtain no it's Batman okay I'm trying to figure out how this works you push the door and it's just like it'll hold entire 360 Bruce Lee into itself it's like tripping me out the more I watch that the more confused I am so weird is this what doors in the future are gonna look like like you just tap them a little bit they're just like whoops sorry kind of weird let's be honest that don't probably cost more than my whole house oh it's an underground car garage so all you got to do is press a button and it summons your Porsche straight out of the ground well you know these are a big thing in Dubai they got them like all over the city to like you just walk up to some random area press your car key and then your car just magically rises from the ground wild I thought even the Christmas tree oh they put it underwater no it's a whole entire aquarium inside the middle of the house when you okay you've got that Bill Gates money huh this is huge like it goes up through the second floor probably the third floor who knows how many floors are in this mansion but I can tell you Nemo he can go there look imagine going to somebody's house and they got this like aquarium the size of your house in the middle of their house you know I always wanted a waterslide if I got one be something like this like they have a balcony and then they just attach the slide like it looks like they just pop that bad boy off a playground I don't know school had a yard sale we get rid of these slides they snatch it up they just put it on their balcony are you gonna slide right on in the pool oh that's kind of a close one oh yeah you gotta be careful you got like cling to one side are you gonna match that hip on the pavement this slide positioning is really bad like the more I look at it just move it imagine them putting it on the shallow end to fix no sliding before you slide to your death okay now this is fancy way to start with this luxury they got a theater outside you got all the homies over chilling in the pool on their inflatable sofas watching a movie a lot of people are like the school would grew up with a trampoline I always wanted one I always wanted to go on one I've never been on a trampoline and it shows and this house instead of having it on the ground they have it in the ground they bring in shove the legs into the thick piece of grass okay why it looks so squishy it's like those grass bubbles that are like filled with water but if you poke a hole into them they start like [ __ ] like losing out it looks so much better like this and like the wind can't like blow it away or like knock it over cuz it's surgically attached to the grass but also where's the barrier but if you do a somersault and then a big back poof into the grounds like a bounce pad in real life excuse me but this house has a whole mini golf course in between two rooms now I always loved the houses like this that have like a courtyard inside the house you know just like an outdoor sitting area but it's like inside the house but south door do you know I'm talking about help so I never see someone who like minigolf that much we gonna dedicate an area this big strictly for minigolf purposes they look really fancy though I have one of these in my house they're very discreet so they are secret vacuums basically like your house eating all your crumbs and math you know I never figured out where this mess goes I've never emptied it out so you basically flick the switch with your foot and it activates the good old powerful suck that's like it never even happened like a glory hole for your house with crumbs when I thought these are regular old cabinets it's just a very fancy mini-fridge it's really cool like opening up a cabinet and you got fruits and veggies when they cut up fancy yeah girl will be eating broccoli and tangerines all day oh this is the cheapskates dream a door handle that automatically turns off all the electricity and gas in the house when you leave that's so useful because it's like that stuff is always running even when things are off or when you leave your house so it's like if you could turn off everything completely you can save so much money I mean some people really love rock climbing that they put it in their house I want to climb this mountain every day I mean would you though what do you get sick of it I feel like after doing it like two or three times you would just get bored and be like yes climb another mountain this one sucks I mean when your friends could come over they could climb your Mountain okay but put a trampoline at the bottom of it so when you fall off you can just bounce up and then grab on to the top is that a thing that level 100 rock climbing Olympics oh okay this is for me your favorite sink honestly where it's like a sink with multiple personalities you got a cutting board you got a thing where you wash your vegetables tray sink it's not a trash I don't know it looks weird definitely not enough cutting space okay the more I look at it the more I miss my regular sink oh I need this it's a bone shaped pool for your dogs he looks miserable man those dogs spoiled a he has a Hydra in his own area of the backyard a built-in pool with a cedar wood patio and look at him ungrateful oh yeah here we got Barbara chilling on her phone gotta let the girls know how my bingo night went but you see this is not a regular window the window opens out and then creates a balcony like it's a flat window I think you could just move your chair your furniture so when you want half the fresh air of being outside but still kind of be like inside know what they call this indoor/outdoor living fancy so this is somebody's basement you got a pool that's covered with glass the pool got a lid on it you in a jar you in last night's leftovers why you got a lid on it I wonder if it's that big or you can like swim under the house like it's extended and you can swim under the house and go outside that would be really cool until that not impressed it was kidding I would love to have that you've got every one of my favorite things to do as a kid just slide down the stairs I feel bad for all y'all who grew up with wooden stairs because you can only do it with carpet stairs but not anymore they made a foldable slide that you put at the top of wooden stairs you could do it on carpet too you know extra cushy so you don't hurt your tushy you just unfolded do some slides fold it back up that's so cool you know back in the day whenever we had a really big box we would cut it open so it's like a flood and then we go at the top and then fold up part of it I knew wouldn't go so fast like cardboard down carpet stairs oh that boy it was quick we go 0 to 60 in like 2.5 seconds ok it was a little scary much like if we've ever done that if you have it I'm so sorry you had no childhood whoa the millionaires call this a Trinity hammock so three people can have on this contraption at once so if you're swinging then the other people are swinging there's a table in the middle like we call have a whole swingin party until y'all swing yourself off the edge okay at first I'd like the idea of this and then I'm like oh my god what if the dogs get close to it it's a fire pit inside your coffee table they should have made it like top one at the bottom they should have made it like one level like what if you got dogs and they start sniffing it they think it's food but it's fire Finn's kid has a mini basketball court and I'm talking about probably the smallest basketball court you have ever seen in his bedroom wake up boxing gloves to her little Billy he got one of those moms that gonna make him do everything you gonna be on the basketball team you're gonna do boxing you won't be in the anime club I'm gonna get you a fortnight coach we're gonna teach you how to be a pro player okay it's a hard life for these kids when I was a child I didn't do like any after-school activities I stayed home and played video games and look where that got me you too Mac I've been a doctor so we got this table we eat dinner have our family meetings you know table stuff but the cover also slides off and it turns into a pool table I mean a pool table is still a table like when you run out of toilet paper and you have to use paper towels it's nothing like why go down the stairs when you can slide down the stairs head first this child knows no fear I feel like every house with kids you know and adults cuz your girl would be sliding down that face first to how I wanted me to just always have a slide next to the stairs cause it's like why would you go down with every you can just go down a slide also I would love to walk up the slide you know the space under your stairs it's usually wasted space so instead of wasting that space for wall or useless closet where you're just gonna shove all your junk they made each section under the stairs hole out and they store all their shoes in it this is genius I need something like this cuz my shoes may be everywhere like I need where to put that that's like hidden it's such a genius way to like cut out all that clutter so you don't have shoes like all over your entryway or even where's all over your house do y'all my shoes in your house I don't but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below which one of these would you want in your house if you guys enjoyed make sure to hit that like button the end make sure you turns out notifications today click a subscribe John the wolf pack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Length: 12min 21sec (741 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 17 2019