Teachers You WISH You Had

hello friends it's me your favorite messy hair youtuber who tried to not have messy hair today and I kind of don't know who is she anyway since school started I thought we would bust out the school videos and check out some teachers that you wish you had so this kid in my history class fell asleep my teacher stopped class got down on the floor and tied his shoes together weight one tied his shoe does anyone gonna tell him now just let him get up I face the consequences alright maybe don't do this especially if daddy's a lawyer but true you can't be falling asleep in a room full of strangers you don't know what they're gonna do to you all I know is he's gonna have a big fat face full of poo somebody didn't put their name on their paper and the teacher stuck it on the board I was like why you know put name on paper and drew the meme dead meme but at least they know what a meme is but I remember in school while I was in college my teacher called it Mimi this school is doing a fundraiser and this teacher wanted to raise the most money so any of the students who donated were allowed to be a part of his wall taping they taped him up on a wall and who knows how long they left them there like imagine walking in on the first day of school your teacher on the wall like that's like okay you're building your cocoon already you guys need some water some cute look so sad the things I do for education you know a teacher takes his job seriously when he wears this shirt three reasons to become a teacher June July August o rousted absolutely decimated his entire teaching career wait you guys thought I was a teacher because I enjoy teaching we get three whole months to go crazy name another job that got that that is so good we honest would you be heard if your teacher wore this like I thought he is a teacher because of the good in his heart that he wanted to teach all the students nah my microbiology teacher did the entire lecture like this okay so they're learning about Earth and so he dressed up as Darth Vader so he could just somehow slip in the existence of the Death Star and how to rebuild it this is college when you went to college the teachers and students are basically allowed to do whatever they want within reason but it's like you don't got principles like walking in gonna find all the teachers like my college professor the same one who said me means also told us that he used to hack into bank databases he was like I was a good hacker I would just like go in and just you know like take a look I wouldn't do anything bad I mean you're hacking banks you're telling everybody and that was the one that would always like creepily stare at me like the whole class he was something else how my teacher describes a scientific process with me means observation questioning hypothesis prediction experiment results much like if you remember all these dead memes may they rest in peace oh my god I thought it was a real Lego man first I can't really wait wait wait how those legs go but he actually dressed up as a lego man and it looks so legit like he drew a tie on and everything you walk into your class you see what you do I'm walking back out I ain't trying to step on no Legos today that costume actually looks so bomb like down to the claws that head the pants and everything nice my math teacher takes PI day seriously oh it took me a sec I'm like you got a little some there but he shaved his beard to look like the frickin pie symbol Wow congratulations I don't know what it is about math teachers and pi day but the excitement on pi day like it just hits different I don't know maybe they really like pi maybe they appreciate the history of the number I never understood it they would hype up pi day like it was on par with like Christmas or like Halloween or Thanksgiving like it's not that special but go off so today in class a wasp flew into our room and was just sitting on the ceiling and instead of killing it with a ruler or a book the teacher set it on fire okay do not mess with this dude cuz that was a fly we did nothing but exist what's gonna happen if you piss him off okay see when I was in school we don't have teachers like this she wearing heels she wearing a dress is she going to teach are going to meet up with her sugar daddy maybe both we'll never know but like in all my years of school I have been through all of the levels and not one love did I have a t-shirt like this not even close I bet some of the kids go to class like super excited to learn you know we'd be learning a lot so this teacher made a special handshake for every single student that comes through his classroom oh my god it was so elaborate we got the floss --it everything we got the dad wow that is so cool and everybody actually like plays along with it nobody's like ya know what I'm too cool for this we ain't doing it no everybody does it is amazing this guy guest cool guy points ten out of ten teacher would take his class Marilyn Manson change to their classroom to teach I heard about this I freaking love Marilyn Manson and he's out here teaching a class I would have been freaking out and then you guys kids sitting here like who this dude couldn't they have brought like Camila Cabello or some Sh meanwhile me freaking out no he's actually very why's he stay whoa thought this biology teacher who our soup that shows everything on the inside so we got the muscles we got the stomach we got the lungs just so she could like point to and be like you know what this is this this is there to help the little kids learn the human body by using her body I mean I feel like you would remember it better instead of like looking at it on the screen I mean you would look at it in real life and see it on a real person or is this weird I don't know comment below this teacher brought his baby to class I don't have anybody babysit my child I mean it's already like I'm babysitting all of you guys why not just add another baby Oh roasted I mean as long as the baby's not crying and he's just chilling on his daddy's boobie I don't see why not on May 4th this teacher dressed up and go to everybody and be like may the force be with you but may the fourth this is the Star Wars day makes perfect sense so for extra credit this teacher was just like impress me how far will you go to get extra credit and this person was just like why why should I have to impress you plus for good Oh question the man okay that must have been the easiest extra credit I have ever seen she's like why should i impress you oh you passed the test I mean all right I'll take it well I wish all teachers with this call please accept this man dolphin in return for any wrong answers I hope you like man dolphins because today is your lucky day teacher and this teacher was like because of this outstanding man dolphin everyone got four bonus points well done Kelly yeah our round of applause for this teacher for being so dope everyone's gonna get four points it's the power of the man dolphin you see he stares into your soul makes you do good things cuz some teachers when you draw things and say things like this they like mean about it they're like no you still gonna I'm still calling your parents you're still failing my class how to catch pokemon you know these dang kids they just can't learn how to solve X no matter how many times I try to teach them but some children know how to catch pokemon Lee no let's make this interesting doesn't forget you haven't knows it kind of look like mr. mime with ears you know I still don't know how to find X try again cats are liquids liquids take the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume that's it so cats are liquid Wow you learn something new every day I didn't know a cat was a liquid what about a dog if it fits the chips the laws of the land speaking of math teachers this teacher was not just any algebra teacher he is an algebra walking in the classroom like Cologne algebras it's me on this homework we got a skull just chillin doin the good ol Instagram pose label me like one of your french girls you see I'm respectful I don't leave all my French girls so I don't have to do this oh so on this test this teacher left a special note for only one of the students and it's a final instruction now that you have read all the prompts and instructions clearly wait a couple of minutes doodle seriously on this paper walk quietly to the trashcan and quietly tear up this paper and throw it into the trash do not alert other students did you really think I wanted agreed another time to writing oh it's so good I wonder if they gave it to like the smartest student like okay you know what they good they're already getting an A let me make them do something ballsy and then all the kids gonna see you walk over rip up your homework and be like hmm I'm done with this class Billy's in trouble our gym teachers tactic for getting a ball down from the rafters once freaking pull out the bow and arrow to get a ball down okay I mean that's one way to do it these teachers wanted to be cute and wanted to do a group photo for their yearbook pigs I wanna be scuba divers so bad to everybody with our normal headshot boring Pig and then they got this have to study for your final step 1 open your book step 2 hiking study that stuff except they didn't say hacking or stuff ooh teacher used a swear word I'm telling the principal this test seems long but it just has a lot of pictures so this child you this picture of them Naruto running towards the door almost free and the teacher grading the pic had enough time to draw Dumbledore saying you shall not pass the Gandalf I've never seen Lord of the Rings anyway that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did and want one of these teachers make sure you hit that like button and uh make sure you check out notifications today today and subscribe to the Wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2019