Hey guys, so today is Father's Day,And im so excited welllllllllllllllllllllllllll NO So happy Father's Day to all the dads and daddies out there and all the people whose dads don't love you sike I'll feel you , is that cashmere Oh you soft for those of you whose dads went to the grocery store to get milk and never came back you are the dad that goes around looking for girls. I want you to know he ain't never coming back. I'm just messing around guys whether you celebrate Father's Day or not I'm sure we can all appreciate these dad texts so this kid was trying to give his dad subtle hints that he needed money for school school is Really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard With all my stuff. I simply can't think of anything I need Money heart money. I know that Extra know me and Eko know mix and ocean know Griffey are enough to keep even an oh no Student busy do not forget the pursuit of knowledge is noble task. I think we all know the answer Billy. You are not gonna any money from Daddy. Hi, honey I got prego like you wanted you did what? I'm sorry dad. That was meant for Matt. You still didn't explain to me why you are pregnant I'm not. Oh I was talking about prego the tomato sauce. Don't scare me like that again. Mm-hmm I love me some prego the sauce I slept with your mom !I slept with your mom !I slept with your mom ! Dad you're drunk you just Maddie slept with your mom Girl that her dad is pick by accident go what you doing spring break missing you, baby Well, she's doing jubilation dance do you realize this is your father while your boyfriend and your dad have the same name? This is what happens when you save your boyfriend and your daddy and then you have to Daddy And then you accidentally text the other daddy the real daddy the one who started it all I was proud I hope you're getting AIDS dad. You know aids means acquired immune deficiency syndrome, right? Oh My god, I thought it was A's in design school. What Dad are you serious right now? are you really that dumb you kids in your lingo may fuck those lingo for everything like if you enjoyed this video make sure you Htlv ITF hit that like button in the face like I swear there's some adults. I think that's a thing So parents don't know what you're talking about and you come help me with my truck Can't your mother clogged up her vagina with her hair again? Um what she never cleans it and it's all clogged up dad. Why are you telling me this? Come on, man. Ha ha ha Vacuum the bagless one she clogs up 4 times a month clogged up her vacuum Not her vag. I got me confused that for a sec. Hey, honey. Did you pick up those bitch? Yeah wrong person dad Sorry, I was meant for your mother. Wait. What do you mean me and my sister? Yes Rude when your dad has a cute nickname for you? Hi, Daddy. Sorry I couldn't see you on Father's Day. It's okay I forgive you this time Mom said you took your cowboy ride. I wish I could have gotten to oh My gosh dad. No, I wrote kayak. I swear. Oh my gosh, I am so sorry That is not what I meant. Your mother hasn't taken that out for a ride in years I call you tomorrow Yikes Dad, I didn't need to know that second part, but thank you for letting me know I didn't need to know I'll shoot him Thomas ofoh. Do you know what that means? Laughing so hard. I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off best dad ever I'm have to stop you there best dad ever. But but that was pretty good Just type up some random letters send it to somebody and ask him what it stands for Hey son, which phones you like most Samsung s3 or iPhone 5. This was a long time ago OMG dad, I like the s3. Oh my god. Thanks dad. It's not for you. It's for your sister What man this is just rude like you're gonna ask me which one I want like is gonna get everybody The worst dad is going shopping and he's like what deodorant and then takes a picture of the Old Spice swagger Hashtag not sponsored. Sure I do de-rate called sure. Okay, but I think it's for women. I Think this one takes the cake for best dad. That's why we got a best that right here I mean the Old Spice were to work, but you actually found one called sure Look, I just need deodorant when you want to be sure you won't stink What is Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? I don't know what walking JK rowling What's the difference between a piano a tuna and a pot of glue? I don't know you can tune a piano But you can't piano a tuna Haha, what about the glue? I knew you'd get stuck there. Oh God, man, all these dads are so funny. But could I have a dad like this? Oh
My dad did was yell at me tell me I was grounded and when I wasn't grounded He just told me to make tea so I actually over here accidentally set a pic to her father. Oh my god, God Delete it. This was not meant for you that help wasn't meant for Becky Well shit Becky you really done messed up not even just okay I'll just delete it pretend like I never saw it just Who was it for? You got a man's now that you're not telling us about? Oh, you know it would be the worst thing sitting and having a talk at dinner Talking about this and why you sent it and who it was meant for and why you shouldn't send pictures to guys Oh you guys as parents ever do that. Just like sit you down to have a talk at dinner Those are the worst. So this girl changed no to hell. Yeah on her dad's phone so she was like can I throw a party this weekend and instead of saying no like she thought Don't you need friends to throw a party? Dad, how are you gonna do it like that your own daughter your own flesh and blood I brought you into this world I'll take you out real quick. Trying to wish you a Happy Father's Day, but your phone is off fun Happy Father's Day you remembered? Yes. I may be your least favorite child, but I have the best memories I don't have a favorite child. I just like everyone equally and each in their own special ways I found out they're not the least favorite, but dad hates everybody equally you are where miss stinks anyway It is 10:00 p.m. Where are you? I am in a dark alley with my drug dealer Trying to get a good deal on his new batch of weed As long as I know where you are as long as you're alive, I don't care what you're doing You could be at a strip club in jail eating at Arby's as long as I know where you are Look at all that trust. I think I got my girlfriend pregnant. What? Just kidding. I failed my bio exam. Thank God You ever failed your test. Here you go Give your parents terrible terrible news and then give them the real news so they don't feel as bad Oh, you just failed your test. Oh, honey, as long as you're not pregnant. Hey, honey. How's your day good? I'm having the best wheat of my life. Oh me too. Where did you get yours from? No. No I met weak Wait what dad let's not tell mom about this conversation dad Look at this family they all smoked in the devil's lettuce. Hey Dan, I can't wait to see her tonight Ashley Check who you're texting. This is your father and I know What this means? What does it mean then? It's a smile. Of course. That's right. Dad Then the smile on my face when I know you're home grounded and not out playing with dance pretty Girl is over time to pack your bags and move out of my house. Do not underestimate your dad See he has one he could clearly see what it is See, I'm mom might look at that and be like, oh my god is a smiley face. Yeah It's a smiley face that's in your pants. Can't fool me. Hey, do you want me to buy you something from the store? Some condoms going out with some girls need protection son. Yeah Your face is enough protection. Oh wow stood oh My god, I'm really close. Please. Leave me out. Meet me outside Oh my god, my heart just stopped when I sent that. Sorry phone did it Oh, I wish I had something witty to say but words are failing me. See you in five dad I don't want to see you anymore. Excuse me, while I Drive off this cliff text from dad What is it when you sex somebody and they don't respond is that? Molesting. Oh Yes, dad, you might go to jail. I want to know who he's sexting. Dad. Stop. I'm your kid How do I get girls to like me? Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight. They'll come running Dad, no Then grow a pair and talk to them. Yeah. Listen to dad. He got a girl to like him The girl liked him so much she had you with him. So take his advice. He would know this lul. How was that funny idk? This is just so pure and wholesome I love it. I'll call my dad Bob. Ah Hi Amy, I don't miss you at all. Thanks. Dad. Oh look at him. He's so thoughtful Texting Amy to remind her he doesn't miss her so sweet so thoughtful I wish my dad would text me Realize I have your debit card in my wallet from Tuesday when I went to the grocery store I'm sorry, how have you been buying things? I've been using your college savings. Oh You what now dad's gonna have his wallet now he's gonna use my college savings butter gun must wallet but a confession quick Oh another one Just go then daddy a pig. I guess it was the wrong daddy Did you mean to send me this answer the phone now? Are you serious? Is this what you do while you're at school? Oh, it was set at 12:45 a.m. That's like at midnight, but she took it in the school She took it in the bathroom in the stall. She's gonna Take it some spicy pigs in the school bathroom What but anyways, that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did pictured up that like button de hey comment below something I don't know about your dad. I don't know anything about anything else dads and make sure you subscribe to the Wolfpack Why I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Bye guys
