That Escalated QUICKLY… Funniest Fails

hello friends it's me your favorite messy hair youtuber I don't even know what to do with this anymore this close to cutting it all off I've simply had enough anyways today we are checking out things that escalated real quick the local newspaper asked local grandmas what would you like to see happen to repeat graffiti offenders Monica says they should have to clean their own mess that's true they should Bob Barbra said I like to see their hands cut off oh I mean it's just graffiti but I mean it would definitely stop them from doing that right how they gonna gorilla wall can't stop me this girl in front of me and mass called Justin Bieber gay so I cut her hair up and I'm suspended worth it she's got a whole dang braid off the whole braid and lays it on her thighs as her trophy that'll teach you oh my god the things people do for Justin Bieber takes the hair back home puts it on her shrine as an offering to the spirit of Justin Bieber but we really got some crazy people in this world jaws is taking it too far at an ice cream store you can get a single cone for 385 a double cone for 653 gallon tub $80 what okay you know what if a single double cone ain't enough you know we got three gallon table no three scoops no one pipe we don't do that here three gallons huh fun for the whole family oh my god this woman is bloated she got away get exposed the neighborhood kids were sick and tired of her lies she could make a youtube video yeah millions of views about how she just floating all they had to do was throw those little pop rocks and the wizard gets exposed so it's just this stick do you like perched up on a stick like a parrot what are three things you want to do in the future one get a girlfriend to kiss her three rule the world indeed sounds like a plan you know what steps wanted to sound pretty doable then three that's gonna take some work but really put your mind to it you could do whatever you want hate to burst your bubble but most people don't make it to step three okay let's play a game there's a long tube with some liquid inside of it and we're gonna see who has the strongest lungs it'll be a battle of breaths as you want blow into it whoever can blow the hardest wins [Music] she looks terrified like I lost the first battle I lost the second battle back battle they ain't no more milk like every single time the girl with the short hair out blows her like she got those quick ninja blonde reflexes like 3 joules [Music] she's been way too much time sucking in a fat gulp of air like oh by the time she accumulated enough air in her lungs she lost this is just unfortunate can I get a in the chat for the girl who got milked we got a kids Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles book so let's have a pizza with extra cheese no anchovies if you please no crap no smack no angel dust Wow is this a kids book anymore what kind of piece are we talking about hungry buy some cookies one cookie is 50 cents one two cookie is 90 cents three cookies a dollar 35 for cookies five million one hundred fifty five thousand one hundred fifty $6.99 what will it be what what if you just buy two cookies x two y for cookies got a costume munch maybe they just don't come in packs of four and if you want a pack of four they will custom make you one for the low price of 5 million one hundred fifty four thousand one hundred fifty $6.99 so there's an escalator prank well you're going up you softly caressed the hands of strangers going down [Music] John Cena at that first one second they finally found love on an escalator for a prank nah she just snatched his icecream uh-oh this dude got played hard give up oh my god I finally found the girl that likes me but she only wanted his ice cream honestly relatable oh you actually made it up the stairs and dude we're going down he was going up have you best tried that that is actually pretty hard only got it when I was a kid I'm much more powerful now you know we got a new stand when you checkout out a grocery store and then the first magazine inside the proposal in the next one getting married then the last one it's over but all on the same week that's the celebrity marriage for you it's like the more money you spend on the wedding the factor y'all will break up back but then how we go from a proposal to is over all the same actress on the same newsstand on the same day coincidence I think not by the way I don't know if you guys can see it but I got the baddest chin pimple joining us today y'all remember poss to do while he's back and he says hello so say hello back so there was this ad to donate blood and it was like you share your pizza why not your blood what obvi it's like wow they're like we talking about sherry pizza and now you want my juice also no I don't share my pizza I mean unless I got a large depends how hungry I am oh it's terrified of this happening every single time I grew grocery shopping and I want to have a little fun should I try doing this with my car I think you know sometimes it like lifts up a little and you're like about to fall but you could stop yourself and you're like okay you know what that's enough that's enough fun for one day but if you go a little too far like she did does she even have anything in her cart I feel like that's what it is if you don't have anything in your cart but you got to balance the oh she did but it was just like it Oh nobody has a story about rush to help her they just looked at our like you fool thought I use a cart 67 days till they go to North Carolina to see my love and 218 days until my wedding three hours ago I'm two hours ago so my marriage is over Oh big Yanks don't you just love people who share a little too much on Facebook like why would you even post this stuff like imma let everybody know that something horrible happened give me likes and comments to make me feel better Google search and the insta Phil how to dedicate more RAM into Minecraft more ram into minecraft server how to dedicate your soul to Satan what whoa I'm just trying to put more RAM into my minecraft server and then too far how many people be searching this up get the holy water y'all hmm okay that went everywhere you know when you go to the mall during the holidays and you can meet Santa so this door taking it to the next level you can make a date with Santa okay you know what sounds good if it wasn't by a Christmas bed what do you mean make a date with Santa he's gonna be taking pictures with y'all on that bag it wasn't mrs. Claus don't think why is it a bad ain't nobody want to go to second base with Santa I mean some people might hey I don't judge but like ain't it we got this washing machine over here but you could only do laundry in two sizes small or extra large okay you know what no in-between no I got a medium load I got a large load small extra-large why you do this to school newspaper interviewed some people during the holidays and they were like what is the worst gift you've ever received Kevin Mack my life is so sad too like why are we still here just to suffer you got a nice little road trip you see signs for like animals or whatever like road work and then there's a sign that said road may be subject to sudden cat traffic sinkhole collapse what you mean I could just be like driving and the earth opens up and then swallows me whole okay yet another reason not to leave your house so there's an epic news story about this guy he deposited one dollar in a vending machine for a 90 cent Twix bar the candy got snagged on a hook and wouldn't fall he rocked the machine but that didn't work he then commandeered a fork lettuce picked up the machine at least six times and dropped it about two feet into the concrete three candy bars fell he was fired five days oh man what would you do for our Twix bar get a forklift pick up the machine I drop it several times until I get my candy you know we don't play around here I put on a dollar for a Twix bar I best get a Twix bar how like I say is don't mess with McKevitt okay throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up throwing handles that people who need to get a great throwing refrigerators that people who need to chill throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out doing clocks at people who need to get with the time sorry not brick a some want to kill them Wow Billy go see the principal okay too far it's all a lot of parents when they have kids they read a lot of books on how to be a better parent this is a good dad cutting the carrots this is a bad dad chainsaw wings the carrots no this is the efficient dad I mean depends how many carrots you want in your soup why can't I just eat my waffle why can't I just die mom texts you under my home everything okay you tell me house will not fire what you do we just went to Taco Bell pick up some dinner and the whole house is on fire y'all need to chill okay we have this baby shirt over here that says all mommy wanted was a back rub that ask elated way too quick I heard this so many times I didn't even go say anything just smash like if you get it if you don't you're too young to our customers under 12 or your own safety please make sure to stay with your parents Oh unattended children will be properly cooked Oh at least they'll be properly cooked now at least said I'll have to worry about them serving my child medium-rare I love me a good well done kids I mean they take this pretty seriously like kids stay with your parents we gonna make you into a lunchable in the bookstore you got the Dora's bedtime wishes like this book find your next favorite ahh 50 shades of grey black help you to calm down okay want me to be fair it's the parents reading it 5 p.m. 28 degrees 6 p.m. 28 degrees 8 p.m. 27 degrees 9 p.m. 267 degrees I guess we all die in at 9 o'clock goodbye world it was nice knowing you seems the Sun decided to give the earth a little hug of death but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know which one was your favorite and make sure you hit that like button though make sure you check out notifications today connect and subscribe you're the Wolfpack oh I love you guys so much thanks watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 12,314,649

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Id: JVkMLaOzY8w

Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 11 2019