Things That Feel Illegal To Watch

hello friends it's me your favorite sick youtuber coming at you with a cold today we're going to check out some things that feel very illegal to watch finally cleaning my monster cans am i what is there more there's more oh i don't think a splash of pine sol gonna do nothing [Music] the fact that they put the sparkle filter at the end like uh finished they're all clean now y'all don't clean the inside of any of those cans i can't even imagine what this bathroom smells like like the whole household just drinking monster as their only liquid of choice how long does it take to acquire this many monster cans [Music] what they really got a knife in there oh no no way you can just like open that up is it cake is gonna be cake isn't it yeah give me a bamboo doll no i didn't see no frosting i didn't see no crumbs it ain't cake what another phone a mini phone inside the big phone this would feel like a fever dream what have i witnessed i feel like i witnessed a crime like he just cut open c-section this dang pay phone pulled out the baby do all of them got a baby inside nah this one was just pregnant who the putting nutella in the fridge i didn't know we just like it freezes solid come to think of it yeah you never put nutella in the fridge illegal in most countries who knew nutella was so powerful you see what it did to that spoon will it ever go back to normal if you don't eat your strawberries without the crust you weird the crust you mean the red part all of the red part just peels it off it's white underneath this is a hate crime or you're just a will baby who cool wise when they get this seed stuck in their teeth i am that baby but you don't see me doing this the fact that they didn't cut the stem off y'all trying to share your location because i'm trying to have you arrested you're looking good baby i'm very sure you don't mind if i go i don't care have fun i just want you to have fun so are you just running your whole face you know nothing looks good than a booty with a fistful and nutella i don't want no guys talking to you just lay one on her like it was actually really smooth with this she didn't say nothing she didn't even go back to touch it this dude got a tomato nader from wendy's i mean it got tomato in the title i wouldn't expect anything less than half a tomato in there but what is that y'all forgot to cut it look at this guy order a tomato i bet he likes tomatoes you know let me just bless him y'all don't eat on your manga oh this is disrespectful y'all can't be doing this on death note my hair academia understandable i would also eat on that but rarely am i ever offended by something on the internet but this might be one of them i found this on dick dog i'm like what is going on i shower gotta mind if it's always knocking down shampoo bottles now man i think your shower head is possessed is the pressure strong enough is it strong enough now i'll show you how good my pressure is okay okay we get it you own this bathroom let's eat dinner wet bread sandwich uh why sandwich oh oh bro was like a sponge banana peel banana peel oh the bottom of it too oh what else we got on that plate no raw egg oh it's raw it's raw oh oh you put the whole thing in he didn't even just take a bite oh this is the worst thing one of the very few things that triggers me uh eating raw eggs yuck mukbang that make me not want to eat [Music] grandma [Music] what is that that's her toe how you not notice your little toe dangling it's flipping me off disrespectfully this is a hyper realistic hollywood prosthetic that is strangely realistic oh for a second i was like who is that guy that is not his girlfriend but that's him with a mask on oh you look like that dude from breaking bad hello i need to get my where's my boyfriend up boys boyfriend here about this one you left the keys no i did not oh oh sorry sir i'm calling the police right now this is terrifying this is so scary i would literally die like it's so convincing like i don't know who this man is who got his keys she actually let him come in i would have been like behind the door like playing the locking game like as soon as you unlock i'm a lock this has got to be somewhere in russia my dude just casually shopping with his car and by with his car i didn't realize this thing had wheels to me it is just very big basket it was pretty cool though so this girl is at a club and she got this long message you see how long that message is somebody is mad or breaking up with her and look what she does fine you know at least she didn't put kay imagine typing on an entire five-page thesis and getting a one-word answer the disrespect i love it honey on water but what the hell she just ate the whole watermelon why did you do that you were supposed to eat the green part do people actually eat the green part a serious question past a certain point of rhyme it starts to not taste good and then the shallot or the wrapper if you will do you eat your eggs with eggshells too i mean what can you do in this situation just stand there and absorb it hope these toes like pineapple juice stairs but wait that first one no no no no that ain't a step that's a death trap that's a shin slapper i wonder if this is at a doctor's office imagine blessing your kneecaps on this so you get more customers and more lawsuits cookie and milk yes good perfectly normal cookie and orange juice what y'all like to drink orange juice after you brush your teeth too y'all on the same demographic very wrong on so many levels their cookie ain't even gonna get soft only acidic and then crumble inside the juice before it makes it to your mouth unpleasant on so many levels peanut butter but sold in a meat tray 12 25 that has got to be the smoothest peanut butter i have ever spread apart okay but why are y'all serving it in a meat tray that's where the chicken thigh is supposed to be sold and labeled but you got peanut butter y'all ran out of containers no one's home do you want to go up the bread stairs the what the bread stairs you mean upstairs yeah we go upstairs on the bread stairs ah i think the worst part of this is that crusty musty footprint just secreting the wonder bread top it off with a toenail sandwich yeah wrong for this [Music] welcome to factory ah nah sir cbs watching this video like sir we got 24 7 surveillance on your house i'm just thinking about it i'm not actually going to do it if toenail toast doesn't sound too good we got the colgate spread i'm not going to lie it kind of looks good like it's blue i'm like wow if i didn't know what it was i would take a bite people who like mint chocolate chip ice cream like this good snack for later do you guys eat your burgers with the skin or without like do you peel your burger first he was so hungry just we ain't waiting the skin you know it adds a little extra give it a nice crunch to it yeah i was talking about do you peel your burgers that make paper busting oh you thought that was bad oh this is the worst thing i've ever seen oh the brown banana too you know we got all those perfectly ripe bananas why you go straight for that one oh no no we don't waste nothing in this house my dude got a whole entire compost pile inside him is that butter and syrup oh no no no no no no no no oh sickening stop i was gonna say it's not too late i know five minutes slime gonna save you from suburb and then the socks oh now the sleeves oh y'all really just want to ruin my day with this when you wash your hands you make sure to wash your sleeves too all right all right you win i'm uncomfortable when your kids say they don't like sushi take out the middle add soy sauce whipped cream sprinkles top it with soy sauce five minute crafts be like kid friendly sushi there was literally nothing in it but an avocado they're like that it's green don't forget to give them their fortnite sippy cup and they have their ipad ready with among us and their crewmate onesie everyone fell asleep but they look so comfy i look so comfy oh don't you just love bed bugs it's the asphalt stained toes for me they finishing my ass oh no when a fitting room looks like this i'm like no uh-uh i'm not trying on clothes here i make sure the curtain is closed but then i'm like maybe they think i'm stealing because i want to make sure to close it really well like i ain't trying to have anybody sneak a peek of a cheek i just love oreos whoa that's a little deep buddy you want to be a little more gentle i'ma suck the milk out of these fingernails after i eat the oreo why is she boiling her potato in there ma'am you boil water in there she boiled the whole entire potato in there don't tell me she bout to throw in those deconstructed glizzies in there and you got a whole entire meal in a teapot yeah i'd be running too this was not a purchase it was a return one person returned all of this oh you know after panic buying all the toilet paper all the hand sanitizer all the soap i realized i'm not gonna need all of that don't tell me y'all actually took the return back i would have spit on my hand and slapped them across to the next walmart look how they cut the avocado i didn't even know you could do that this is psychopath behavior bro i'm more impressed that they got a knife strong enough to just like slice through the seed like bro just take off the seed i wouldn't be surprised if you just eat it like an orange slice [Music] are they like absorbing the oil from it it's understandable okay i look like it works that's enough tick tock for one day i thought it was about them bro the noodles what happened to the noodles they just suddenly it ain't about the noodles anymore but they just crumpled it up oh it was an excellent foot cushion for my sock put in my brand new sneakers what did i just watch but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that little like button in the face and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack i 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 8,747,138

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny

Id: r1ql4KvaUQY

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 23 2021