Proof Your Life Is A LIE

hello friends it's me today we're gonna check out some proof of why your life is alive when the employees are hungry at work so they got this deviously genius pizza hack they got two pieces of pizza out of this pizza and then they're gonna cut it put it back together like it never even happened how could those two slices be missed if you didn't even know they existed in the first place i don't see y'all like whipping out a measuring tape like this missing a few inches i had no idea that they were looking at the screen while doing the weather excuse me i thought the weatherman had like a screen behind them and they would like point to things or even like a green screen behind them and they started pointing to the screen but i'm like wait how can they possibly know where things are so he's looking at a screen of himself and then starts pointing to things i did not know that what you mean the weatherman don't actually control the weather i hate to break it to you you don't want bikini bottom the houses i could not tell you who lives here so the houses are actually made of car mufflers that fell into the ocean due to pollution this thing next thing you know the fishes is moving in and they live there now stop polluting ladies how old are you when you realize that you can peel the old layers off a nail file and there's a new layer underneath what you can peel your nail file i ain't got one on me at the moment but i will be testing this immediately like they got layers and layers and layers of new nail files like just stuck into one someone told me the toblerone logo has a bear on it and i looked everywhere i'm like wait where where is the bear and then look at the mountain look at it do you see the outline of the bear he's standing like this what does a toblerone have to do with a bear now every time you see a toblerone bear toe bear loan i just found out 87 is divisible by 29 what the heck no way i need to see this i gotta see the math 87 divided by 29 three why does that feel illegal it's like an ugly couple having a very good looking child type of pan storage your plugs you might not need an adapter this is an apple i saw one the other day i chased it so these pesky little boogers you see his feet they look real small right they just like chilling like that no this dude got some daddy long legs look they like lifted his pupa and just you got some long legs under there like where was you hiding them it even looked like it got knees that's crazy look at his face he's like are you done can you put it down now i am uncomfortable being this exposed you know the flap on a box of fries you can actually fold it and put your ketchup on it for real is it just mcdonald's or is everywhere doing this because this is actually genius keep the fries and the ketchup separated or you know you could drizzle it on top like a monster this is how they water the grass in arizona and by water i mean we painting it literally dyeing the grass dyeing the dye in grass is not a very good color you see the sun it just dries it out was 119 degrees the other day and it's like we we want green grass it looks very convincing like it's either you get fake grass or this dads will really do anything to have the greenest lawn on the block but this too far why do they call candy corn candy corn it's made of corn syrup and food dye what does that have to do with corn so when you stack the candy corn in a circle and keep stacking it up it looks like a corn on the cob wow if that ain't magical i don't know go to disneyland so i've been doing this wrong all these years these air fresheners you open it like that and then the smell comes through you told me this was wrong you're supposed to pop the top off i didn't even know the top came off you told me every single mother in every household that bought one of these didn't know this because i've only seen it like this with the scent wax exposed i i when you order 18 drink uh y'all see that would you like some drink with your ice cube why is it so large the size of a stick of butter starbucks does this too but they do it in little pieces so you don't notice mexican moms be like so they take the mole jar soak it in water until they can rip the tag off and then put it in the cabinet because this is a very good looking jar and i refuse it to throw out good looking jars mole nah this fine china now when you want brick walls but you ain't got any breaks sir nobody's gonna know how would they know pulled it off like a dang stencil it looked like a break that's that's good enough for me but it was not a break they weren't hand laid and cemented and there was no process the process was skipped over same with this it's not actually bricks he's drawing the rocks he making it look like somebody hand made this wall like it was made with love nah we live in a house of lies so on an eight card there's actually a hidden h and they outlined in it there it is y'all did that so nicely my hands would have been like okay but they do this for the eight but not the other numbers explain after all my years drinking these i finally figured out that you can reverse the top and close it again there's a lot of things about this that we didn't know when i was a kid we would just twist the cap open and just glug glug glug no revolutionary mind-blowing but nobody even knows how to use it and people are just now figuring this out years later faking wood grain for theater they painted this is that cardboard y'all really made cardboard look like wood you just slide it on down and it's a fake wood grain that feels illegal also i'm kind of smart i just found out that the division symbol is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numerator and the denominator i looked at that and i was like yeah you're right actually it's just a fraction why don't they teach us this in school you know if it wasn't already common sense that you are not allowed to park by a fire hydrant what if there's a fire they will literally take the hose break your car windows to get it through to put out the fire this is why you don't do it i mean i feel like they did this to teach them a lesson they kind of easily went around the car but no no no no no no we're gonna no more windows i found this out in my other video this is how they extract small children and babies they can't be moving or whatever and they put them in this little vase to keep them still during the x-ray you know this is how claustrophobia gotta start imagine being stuck in this like you can't move you don't know what to do good thing they're still dumb apparently a lot of people don't know about yellow watermelon and i had one for the very first time a few days ago i ordered a fruit cup and then i thought it was a pineapple and i ate it i was like oh what is this magnificent fruit it's like an apple no it was just so crispy and delicious and unlike anything i've ever had before so it does taste different 10 out of 10 would recommend the yellow ones are just as delicious as the red ones and they also taste very different but very delicious would recommend oh so this is how cashews grow i mean i knew they grew on trees but i i wasn't expecting this they look like mushrooms with faces look you can't tell me that is not a nose not as i know there is a little man growing a hat on a tree and that's how you get a very fancy nut i gotta see more pictures of this oh this is legit yes ma'am why does it look so funny they look like mushrooms this is real apparently these frappuccino bottles that you buy at like the gas station walmart whatever they come in a bottle like this because you're supposed to freeze them and then it turns into like a slushie a frappuccino if you will why don't they sell them in the freezer then i was today years old when i realized that auba jeans are also called eggplant and you know why they call them an eggplant because when they're babies it's still growing they actually look like eggs they're white and then they turn purple i did not know this ain't nobody ever questioned why an eggplant called an eggplant that don't make no sense until now excellent did you know spongebob's mom and dad are not potatoes or chocolate chip cookies look at her you can't tell me that's not a chocolate chip cookie maybe an oatmeal one they're actually old dried up sponges which actually makes perfect sense cause they're old fun facts your birthday is also technically your mom's birthday is my birthday but your mom birthed you on that day since caffeine is a drug the cashiers at starbucks are technically drug dealers oh oh your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand that's true i don't think that is possible and can ever be possible and that is going to bother me y'all just ruined my night with this how about them pizza boxes not just a box also a stand like you can fold it and it's wham bam a pizza stand ma'am kind of useless by me if you want to put the pizza on the pedestal it's very own thrown you know these big lighters when you cut it in half it is a regular lighter just chilling inside he's just wearing baggy clothes i guess all this just serves for protection armor if you will you know for babies who are too scared to get their thumbnail too close to the fire and by baby i mean me are you ready to see what the inside of a turtle looks like why i don't know what you were expecting but it's not this so the shell isn't an accessory it does not sit on top like a hat it's literally part of them and their spine look how it just like goes on the top of the shell and into its back leg like is built funny they gotta look around all of that it's back is on the top and then like abdomen is like on the bottom kind of built like a scooter no wonder they're so slow y'all know the vans logo right vans off the wall so it's actually the square root of answer so it's not actually vans it's a square root what do math and skateboards have in common uh this allegedly now i can't unsee it but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that the like button go and make sure you turn on notifications click click and comment below let me know which one of these like blew your mind and make sure you subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 14 2021