These Pranks Probably Shouldn't Exist

so after years of offering sacrificial lambs and under-the-table hand jobs to the YouTube algorithm gods it appears that at least for the moment that I finally won their favor and I'm currently experiencing the most intense erections of my life every time I open my youtube analytics now I want to start by thanking shut off wait well why should I shut up because you know that I'm the only reason that anyone subscribes to your stupid-ass channel I'm pretty sure it's this delicately crafted beard my effortless wit in these baby blue eyes that I make bluer than they are in real life when I color great in post I think that's actually the reason why people subscribe or you fat and obnoxious and people subscribe because I'm a [ __ ] smoke show no no I was kidding [Music] hello everyone and welcome back to a brand new steak and cheese calzone with a side of marinara my name is Leon lush and I am just so fortunate that you decided to take a few minutes out of your day to watch this video here with me and holy [ __ ] are there a lot of new faces in the audience tonight so Nigel couldn't make it today he came down with a bit of a cold but I just wanted to acknowledge that I am going through a bit of a growth spurt on the channel right now I feel very fortunate and I just want to thank you guys the O G's that have been watching me for a while and stuck around and supported me and I also want to give a warm welcome to all lot of you new people that have clicked the subscribe button recently and say thank you so much for deciding to do that and welcome to the party today we're talking about Derek D sue who's kind of like your typical prank first prank channel that kind of builds their content around the pillars of infidelity fake pranks you know making a mockery of domestic abuse all that fun stuff that's really funny to like impressionable 12 to 14 year olds only watch everybody genome on everybody geo I was tipped off about this channel on Twitter by my friend Oscar Zamora who DM me saying you should do a video on Derek D soo next he's been obviously faking videos about his girlfriend having cancer amongst other things now those are pretty serious claims right so I decided as I like to do to put on my invisible detective cap over the top of my visible cap and not get to the bottom and this is what happens when your girlfriend acts up and she starts going crazy you're jealous boyfriend kicks in and knocks around very very very evil prank my mom today your son here this is so mean I cannot even stand it you know it would be absolutely hilarious is if I could convince my mother who raised me her entire life that I was beating the [ __ ] out of my wife Wow right oh man she'd be devastated he's so funny now while this is assuming that this prank isn't fake which actually is a pretty slim chance because as we know 90 to 95% of pranks on YouTube are just [ __ ] scripted click baby nonsense to get young kids to click and believe it but assuming it is fake then the mothers just as guilty right - to agree to do something like this and basically make a mockery of domestic abuse for a couple of dollars right I mean money just makes people do some [ __ ] outstanding things does it not I love you so much but we had to prank you so basically we put makeup on her make something like I beat her up because she was falling from design Instagram she's like in the pictures and stuff and I got jealous so I had a boy they said I may have spoken too soon before I knew the severity of this situation I mean if your girl has the audacity to like another person's Instagram photo I mean you hit her with a jab uppercut combo there was no alternative [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's oscar-worthy that's what that is that is a career performance right there oh man what an absolute treat I love watching people get emotionally damaged while trivializing actually serious issues I mean it's no secret why cable television is dying they don't have domestic abuse pranks like YouTube does I can watch this [ __ ] on repeat day-in day-out what else do you need now to back up and show you the big picture a little bit Derek D su has two YouTube channels both have over a million subscribers his original Derek D su has 1.8 million and he was built he built that on the classic prank stuff infidelity pranks dramatizing every little thing in the relationships he was in strip pranks you know just all that fire content you've come to expect on YouTube he's also got Derek D su daily which looks like he uploads to that more now and the old channels kind of collecting dust a little bit but they still do upload to both and the newer one they upload more frequently but it's not all pranks it's like vlog kind of style stuff but they still do pranks and it's based around infidelity and mistrust it just all that good [ __ ] you love from a good couples channel online I mean all you have to do is search the word cheat against their catalogue of videos and you get like 14 results cheating on girlfriend pain kissing two girls prank backfires cheating cheating on cheating with God cheating with ex STD cheated prank on girlfriend I cheated up a big boyfriend caught cheating over something cheating prank on boyfriend I cheated on my boyfriend I'm sorry the truth about cheating on Derek I mean come the [ __ ] on give it a rest already you'd think after like the fifth or sixth cheating prank video it might lose its potency just a little bit but no no they went ahead and just kept doing it kept doing it and people kept eating that [ __ ] up I cheated and we're gonna see his reaction it's about to be the best prank ever listen I know we already knew this but just statistically speaking now there's no way that these pranks can be real because after the second or third time you do a cheating prank on your partner even if you both had a frontal lobe lobotomy you probably start to get a little suspicious hey babe how would you trip I'm cheating on you wait a minute is this just a prank like the other eight times or did you really suck another guy's dick I definitely sucked him off sorry babe babe what babe really how could you do that to me just kidding it's a prank laughs [ __ ] off honestly I don't tolerate that [ __ ] oh gee I'm sorry what's your cut I just want to know who watches [ __ ] like this it is like oh man yeah this is spicy yeah I'm I'm gonna subscribe click what what why I missed the last girlfriend but whatever I like the other girl better you're a new girl is annoying I like your ex better wait Derek D so you should do similar pranks with another girl before he got with his current girlfriend what's up everybody is your girl fuzzy - no yeah I guess so don't act like I don't see you guys in the comments talking [ __ ] because I've been crying and he scares me where I start crying or he hurts me and I start crying it's so strange I wonder why it didn't work out ah yes another one of my absolute favorites the strip challenge all right I see where they're coming from and why they made all those comments about the X being better I mean what twelve-year-old doesn't like a girl that strips on YouTube that's that no 12 year olds don't like that that's the answer to that question by the way this video pulled 35 million views what a performance just remarkable I can't imagine the amount of people who have jerked off to this video scary [Laughter] god I [ __ ] love YouTube comments man I like I said I don't ever put my girlfriend on YouTube wait what I also want to quickly address the initial statement by my friend Oscar that sent me the DM telling me about this guy that he was faking videos about his girlfriend having cancer about a month ago on their daily Channel he uploaded a video titled my girlfriend has cancer then the next video was her uploading a video called I of cancer and then the video after that was my girlfriend had surgery and it was successful now let's just dive a little deeper well this must this must be some pretty serious [ __ ] he just torn up Wow boy let's get to it 40 seconds in know what's up guys hey Harry is alright I'm sorry I put you guys through that but to summarize this is a 13 minute and 47 second video of this guy telling us that his girlfriend is dying of cancer but when the doctor tells you you can't do anything about it no money you can't give your heart and get do nothing and that he feels helpless and he doesn't know what to do he's gonna help her fight and he's torn up he'd give her his heart his liver he'd give up an arm for but the doctor said it's not like that I'll give you everything my bank account right now sell my houses take everything I got and you say that's not all works and that's it okay what does she need like you know a body part and have to take my liver in my heart my skin my blood and the doctor said no it works you just can't give her an arm and heal or cancer it's pretty [ __ ] it's crazy [ __ ] man this is tough like this is real deal [ __ ] doctor says she has to have treatment she has to go to lotta tests more tests and painful treatment will die of cancer all the time families are torn apart people lose loved ones because of cancer and it's terrible and it's sad and it's serious and if we fast forward a little bit we'll realize he's kind of making a mockery that or he's just unbelievably uneducated I haven't really decided which one I think is going on here but I have no right to say or watch partner up and now I'm curious said if he got the call from his girlfriend heard the word cancer and just immediately hung up the phone and made this YouTube video thinking it was the end of the world because come to find out see which is called basal cell carcinoma it's a pretty common skin cancer and the doctor removed it so it's just a little excision surgery she had a basal cell sarcoma and for those of you that don't know what that is it's like the least life-threatening kind of cancer there is it's like the skin cancer you get from too much exposure to the Sun it's like a little lesion or some like uncontrolled growth that has a couple cancer cells in it but it almost never spreads or metastasizes to other parts of the body and the threat of it being life-threatening is is incredibly long I can't do it they are you to say it's typically just like an outpatient procedure where the doc takes a scalpel scoops it out and you [ __ ] patches you up sends you home you're good to go no chemo no treatment no wondering if you're gonna die he said he is super confident that I'm cured so I find it hard to believe that on the initial assessment the doctor wasn't like oh yeah that's basal cell sarcoma it's the most common form of skin cancer there is we see it all the time it's not life-threatening and come back in a week we'll just scoop it out and you'll be fine so by the way this video where she's like oh I just had basal cell carcinoma and I'm cured was uploaded after that video I showed you of Derek where he's basically acting like she has stage 4 lymphoma and a video that she uploaded called I have cancer I have to be strong and I'm gonna beat this sure where she goes on for 10 minutes in 30 seconds about her fight with cancer and thank you for all the support and she's gonna be fighting for her life listen brah you had a basal cell sarcoma all right they're like his calm and his cold source now I know the word cancer can be very scary but you literally made your millions of subscribers think you were dying of some sort of stage 4 blood cancer and then you uploaded a video and were like it was just the basal cell second ah when the doctor scooped it out in him care [Music] so let me summarize how I feel about that by reading the top comment under under your I'm cured video honestly this video offended me they made a huge ordeal about her having cancer then proceeded to drag it out and make it seem worse than what it was my uncle had cancer my cousin died from terminal cancer I witnessed my uncle cry endless times because the chemo was making him weak and he was sicker and sicker by the day due to the treatment and you claim you're sick but can roll out of bed and film a damn video and are cured in a week okay girl so did they lie about her having cancer no I guess not but did they absolutely blow it way out of proportion and dramatize it in order to get that million views and make multiple videos and make that money and in the meantime in the process make a mockery of people that are actually losing loved ones to cancer yes I think they did well guys another day another [ __ ] youtuber with no integrity thanks so much for joining me as we got to the bottom of this if you want to support the channel I just released a new merch store about a week ago with three designs and I'm adding two more designs this week but honestly just you sacrificing some time to come out watch comment is support enough and I do appreciate it leave a comment down below I'd love to hear what you think if you're new here if you subscribe that would mean the world to me and if you could just do me a favor before leaving buckle down for a few more months until Christmas time once the whole family's gathered around the Christmas tree I want you to roll up there and pretend like you're handing your mother a gift and say I have Stage four lymphoma and then after everyone's crying and they all think you're gonna die just rip off your Christmas yeah I hate when I fumble over my words mmm just rip off your Christmas sweater and say got you [ __ ] and then hip thrusts that [ __ ] like button for me thank you so much we'll seeing the next one bye [Music] I need some of the [ __ ] huge dude

Channel: Leon Lush

Views: 1,529,781

Keywords: derekdeso, derekdesodaily, derekdeso pranks, derekdeso girlfriend, pranks, pranks on girlfriend, these youtubers must be stopped, leon lush, these youtubers are pretending theyre dying, insufferable instagram, satire

Id: RxmCy1n25S4

Length: 15min 58sec (958 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 27 2018