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if you want to see the worst commercial jingle I've ever heard look up Jan Dill's attorney at law which one re blue juice does she put it at the end of every ad he came home from the war safe but he wasn't sound and the VA denied him his disability benefits but we found Jan Dills and with her help he got the benefits he deserved she won't take no for an answer okay I did not expect that whoa that's a cut wait that jingle [ __ ] hard though she won't take no for an answer they didn't really put much effort into that at all I respect that than Rees silly let it rip she's kind of a big she's kind of a big Dill oh cute effective though short sweet and now I remember that jingle for Life re salt I'd probably choose OverWatch 2 in that case ft and yeah we talked about that lady that brought in the dead body for the loan would love to be in CS 2 for moist Esports it's just way too expensive right now and happy birthday fly I already made a video on Fallout series and I gave it a pseudo moist meter since it's since it's just been me for the moist meter I've been kind of just doing full rants about the [ __ ] and then giving a moist meter at the end as opposed to just doing like the traditional moist meter because Jackson doesn't really do it with me anymore he's too busy for me now but I I I reviewed it I think the Fallout series is fantastic reive Razer and Gandalf you got to check out the caramel car service jingle re sub Sagi in the tier one stealth nice Valentine that's cute thanks for the membership zero number six going to the airport number six rid around caring [Music] best [Music] isde andde nice well that was cute not as cute as uh she won't take no for an answer but not bad if this brand ever got big enough you'd see this being debated on Twitter every single day about the satanic undertones thanks the reub manado the membership ft another terrible jingle is Carter's Plumbing whoa what is this this is like some finger family type vibe have you ever felt the cold shock of water that's fantasy dad and mom little Sarah and Peter all yelled what's happened to the water heater mom knew the answer right away call Carter Plumbing for hot water today the prince of plumbing and his magical powers will save the day and bring back hot showers hot water today or we pay Carter pluming will save the day 8859 9999 cars plumber.com what the [ __ ] was that they didn't even man they are putting no effort into the jingles anymore why is that not something more people focus on having an effective jingle is so powerful it literally got OJ out of murder then if the glove doesn't fit you must AC quit why are we not putting more resources into catchy Jingles what happened or like getting my degree on my own time that type [ __ ] like what what are we doing what we used to be a proper country yeah JG Wentworth 877 cash now yep think a tier one Zoro this is a major issue I agree I [ __ ] I agree these Jingles are trash yep call Stanley Steamer makes carpets cleaner mhm mhm is that right dead City that sounds about part for the course yeah I still remember the old 90s Jingles for kids the the kids [ __ ] yo yo yoyo ball it's so much fun and it's easy to do cuz wherever it goes it comes back to you never have to wind it you can do it all hey man it's a yo-yo ball cars for kids is the worst what is that 187 cars for kids k a r s cars for kids7 cars for kids donate your car today donate online at cars forkids.com this cars with the K pickup is quick and easy you'll get a vacation voucher and maximum tax deduction what is this business what what do you do they just want me to get rid of my car the kids can't drive it what is it for I don't know the business it's a bad jingle agreed but what is the business they just want my car hold on I got to I got to look that up what is what is it for is it for like kids that need to travel I don't actually don't know at all am I stupid like I don't get this what is the business oh it's a charitable organization okay that makes so much more sense I thought this was like a business well I mean there are some Charities that are but okay I see okay that checks out a little bit more oh this is interesting though this is the first thing that came up when I looked up what its purpos is from charity watch costly and continuous cars for kids ads disguise Charity's real purpose I don't think they are Breezy probably not come on Grandma can't you stand is the worst commercial I cried when it came on as a kid [ __ ] all hold on I'm going to read this in a second then that is a what come on Grandma can't you stand this is a commercial this is very quiet squeezable fruit PCH made from the real fruit you want and free of what you don't all new fruitocracy Grandma can you come out and play sure Ellie oh my you might want to come here and help grandma what's the matter grandma can't you stand oh sorry honey it's my knees they don't work the way they used to this is just making me sad to you are you on Medicare you may qualify for a pain relieving knee brace at little or no cost to you call the health hotline to see if you qualify where's the jingle agents 247 to help you we also have braces for your shoulder ankle or back pain and if you're covered by Medicare you may qualify for free delivery Grandma slow down I can't keep up maybe you can use a KNE brace too Ellie Catch Me If You Can Kiddo call now to get your there's no jingle here is just making me tangle with my own mortality I'm approaching 30 damn it this is the last thing I need to see 8471 9967 that's 800 47199 okay the 1965 Whispering doll commercial I swear to God if that's not a jingle man I'm a scream hey well I hope it goes well cecilo be great to see you there thanks re Jesus oh this is like a review of IT what is this like some kind of haunted doll type [ __ ] this looks weird that definitely isn't going to be a jingle that [ __ ] just looks [ __ ] evil there a membership holy water the George sink commercials who's that I don't know I don't know this guy when I was a paper boy nothing made me happier than giving good news sometimes good news can change your life for the better that's why every day George sry lawyers Works to help you get all the money you deserve thank you George hurting the car crash here's some good news we'll come to you just call this guy looking like the g9999 he is [Music] old you [ __ ] kidding me with that are you kidding me George what was this garbage get your s Law Firm on the [Music] L9 [ __ ] it's not even a jingle it's just the word nine [ __ ] repeated okay they just rhymed line with nine [ __ ] seven times cool yeah I did play Doritos Crash Course for achievements on Xbox than the fizzy Wilson's coffee Muppet oh I know these These are actually iconic these are unironically really enjoyable in fact I'm pretty sure we went through the entire Rabbit Hole of Wilkins coffee on stream a while back thanak all right hold on I want to see this uh cars for kids thing now nowhere in cars for kids ads does the charity inform potential donors on how their car donations will help kids it's if you go to the website it's similarly vague as to how the kids will benefit simply encouraging people to take action for 1.2 million kids that leave school without a diploma each year what okay here their donated cars support your donation will benefit cars for kids a national organization dedicated to addressing the educational material emotional and spiritual needs of Jewish children and their families how does having my car help them with that do they like sell it scrap it sell the part like what have you heard it's a to pay more than a dime Kia radio commercials who the [ __ ] still listens to the radio you can you're asking me I may be old but I don't listen to the radio of course I haven't heard it let me see this one Jeremy Franklin Mitsubishi it's a crime to pay more than a dime one dime down at Franklin Mitsubishi's pre-owned superer hundreds of warranty Pre-owned Vehicles in stock or if you bring home 350 a week you get up to 30,000 in credit JY franklin.com this guy didn't want to do this at all I don't I'm unfamiliar with this athlete but man i' my heart breaks for his family that was held hostage by Jer by Jeremy Franklin yikes that's Sinister and the reub Mason can you check out the spotless smiling frog Dental how do you guys know so many of these [ __ ] commercials that did nothing I'll type in commercial but I doubt it changes anything is it Smiles unlimited what part of the body do you find most attractive 5% set legs 10% set the body 6% set the GU sounds like the for a natural beautiful Everlasting smile contact Smiles unlimited today for your free smile checkup and here's how it ties into black holes in crisper what your smile does for the carbon footprint was that the right one CU I had no jingle Thana big ski it's code moist JB and I'd say try lean I've been really into that flavor for quite a little bit now there a membership leay the prime cereal terrible Mall commercial it's not just a jingle but a song that's so vague but all right there's a membership yuck oh wait I remember this from a long time ago wasn't this just a skit this wasn't real [Music] toim backs backpacks come get your back I'm pretty sure this one was exposed as just being fraudulent fake get yourself an outfit denim boots and pants and boots and pants haircut so that's the kind of track Anthony fantano gives a 10 right right there I'm pretty sure though that one wasn't real still fire though with the boots and pants the mall is real well the mall is real but this the commercial I think it was what was fake I don't know maybe it's not maybe it is real because it looks like they have a whole breakdown here from News Press you've probably seen those back to school commercials All Summer Long East Hills Mall made one of their own that went viral today some are saying it's so bad it's good I don't need to hear it again it was listed as the fourth most popular video on Reddit but with the caption terrible Mall commercial I'm not offended by any of the comments I just the fact that they're talking about it gold for them all for for East Hills people thought it was neat that we featured our different tenants and let them be a part of the commercial and then a lot of people just didn't like it at all but whether you liked it or not people can't stop saying boots and pants boots and I just said that she Tyson Huff Garza had no idea his boots and pants verse would have National publicity oh it's insane like the fact that it was even on YouTube period is crazy to me and the fact that it's over 300,000 hits is nuts how old was this 9 years were we still saying hits back then I don't think so maybe oh they're starting a little early yeah we're watching the moist the moist boys universal window Direct hold on I'll cue that up for after the first game I thought they were starting at 7:30 again but it looks like we're starting a little bit early give me two seconds I got to fire this up and join the game [Music]

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Length: 17min 32sec (1052 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2024