Theo Stays At A Sober Living Facility

i was out in phoenix out there the rally in the valley people are fired up out there about their hoops team and they're playing hoops out there they got a lot of brothers out in the desert and i think one white and they hooping the hell out of a damn ball out there i stayed at a like this kind of sober living place while i was there and it was they had a like one night they had somebody got in a motorcycle accident and they came to the door like the police came and uh and i felt kind of bad because the day before we were all going to the gym if you've never been to a sober living sometimes when you're there everybody you get in a van and you all go somewhere together because you just that's who you are you know it's like uh it's like a daycare but for adults that are that would sometimes rather probably have drugs than lunch so if you're like lunchtime and somebody shot up it's like that sort of camaraderie that sort of club style style and so um so anyway we got there i got there and uh because i went to this therapy thing for a week to this like kind of intensive therapy place because you know me bro i got uh i either have something i either got you know i'm always put pressing the gas on that something's wrong with me pedal you know so i'm in that freaking hov lane bro something's wrong with everybody you know what i'm saying i'm bringing us all aboard so anyway i'm at this sober living dude they got um oh god they had it's like you know it's regular people if you ever been to one it's a real hodgepodge of america it's kind of like a lost and found but a couple more lost it's lost heavy and so i'm there you know i roll up and uh they got a there's one guy 65-ish you know and whenever you ask him anything hey man what's going on he's like just being this this is just staying sober just things over what you're doing it is going to be over this he would put his hands up like it was like the police were like every time you were like hey man is there any milk out of just being so proud you know not from around here like everything was like i remember like one time i i just asked him a question you know i was like hey what's the weather like he handed me his license and registration so you know there's some real you know america's top miscreants you know it's a real it's it's regular folks man you know and i could have stayed in a hotel or motel or um hell i could have been homeless if i wanted to but i chose to be here there where i was so yeah it was wild they had us uh uh hasidic jewish dude i don't know if you ever even seen this this guy had on like all these coats he had like uh he looked like he looked like like biggie smalls but like biggie smallsburg kind of like he had on like all he had on like a a jacket it was so thick it was a hundred and probably 11 degrees out there you know you could feel a [ __ ] i mean it feel i felt like there was a dragon outside that's the levels of air heat because the air will hold heat the air is just really just a briefcase for damn heat or cold you know that's mother nature's briefcase man the air because that's where she puts all of her [ __ ] you know but anyway so this fella man he was as i mean he was you know this little gimbal spinner was about as damn jewish as you could get he had on he he had on the hat the hat had on a hat yeah like he yeah he uh and if you haven't seen hasidic jewish person you got to look it up because i'd never seen it i'd seen it maybe you know in the distance i'd seen like one of these hj's at a distance but i'd never seen up close you know and this fella he had on the head he had on the dr the drapes the curtains he had on a door he had on nine it was he had on 19 layers of clothing he had socks his socks were wearing brassieres like he had i can't even imagine he was wearing about four loads of laundry and he shows up and he's like hi [Applause] and it was uh it was 119 degrees and if you don't know anything about hasidic culture they can't drive on uh the sabbath on like from friday sundown i think until saturday sundown so these fellas these bad boys and girls they gotta walk so this dude had basically i mean he'd probably come from mars you could hear his like his shoe or it was just whatever it was just like he's like hi it's hot like yeah it's hot man and so every you know people's there but you know it's a damn sober living some do you know one guy in the kitchen i'm like oh man we're having dinner like this salad is so good and he's like yeah it's really good i was dead for 30 minutes two weeks ago so everything's good all right damn okay bro okay man down so you really you really tasting this ranch you really tasting this fat free ranch today and you you know you're really enjoying and appreciating and gratitude in that uh that ranch um but this is so uh it was cool they had like a little um place to swim in the back and it was so hot the water you got in the water it was like being in a um it was like hiding in somebody's mouth say you would say you were playing hide and go seek with people and you somebody was uh had a heat stroke a real big person big big so probably 11 feet tall maybe six hundred pounds and you hid in their mouth during uh hide and go seek and you hit in their mouth that would be what the heat was like that hot you know somebody who had a heat stroke and was also um they were late there was also somebody was pouring heat on them somebody had two bags of damn heat and we're just filling them [ __ ] up with it warming them um so that was wild uh and then so the crazy thing is so we're all going to the gym one day and this one fella had gotten a new motorbike and he's kind of coasting through the red lights and just living life you know and uh and you know and i respect no helmets because the lord is looking for some people and everybody wants to be alive and everything and and i get it but we don't know what it's like when you die i mean it must here's the thing it's so good i bet it's so good nobody's coming back from it there was a couple ghosts i think that came back allegedly from the 1700s or whatever but then [ __ ] apparently they fixed heaven up because nobody's been coming back name the last ghost you even heard about you know ray charles maybe or somebody i don't even know who i mean he's not a ghost i mean he's blind but that's that's not a ghost a ghost is if you can't see them so he's like a reverse ghost you know but um but anyway so we're out there we're crew we're going to the gym in the van you know if you do sober living just you know you that dirty grade school class you know you're just that you know you're a little more lost than fam and so we rolling out and this other fellow got a motorcycle and so he's zipping in zoodad and doing this and doing that and stunting letting my daddy and i tell the other guys in the van i said hey uh it's cr i said i used to talk about organ donation because my sister make sure my head is all right my sister got an organ when i was a child and she got uh liver she got liver and uh which i wouldn't have got i would have got two hearts you know you're like hey what are you doing i'm like hey man throw another freaking throw another pump in here you know what i'm saying boy i'll be running hot dude all the dance moves you could do would you if he was double-hearted uh but but so anyway the um the uh so so anyway this guy's skirting and stuff and go we're all headed to the gym this guy's skirting around on this on his bike and uh and i say man guys you know i said he's he's really reckless you know he's a reckless man out here and i said a lot of organ donors the next day i come home and uh the the fella the police had shown up and the fella had been in a accident in a coma or comma you know they're both pauses and and we're like why i'm like am i predicting the future right now so it was just you know and i hope he's in i i you know i need to check and see if he's i'm gonna text somebody right now see if the guy still comb it up yeah i'm gonna see if he's okay uh so so anyway i don't they had a candlelight vigil like on the third night the full uh the fifth night uh it was cool we got to sit in there and watch like some basketball games together and hockey uh the canadians you know those frogs bro i don't know if anybody follows hockey but it'd be awesome to cheer for the canadians if everybody else in canada didn't hate them that's the weird thing montreal is like kind of that french bad boy you know it's like everybody else is in a big fight and then you got some dude over there smoking a cigarette and sucking on the freaking on the on the dirty side of a crepe you know what i'm saying that back hole baby that back jaw you know somebody freaking uh you know sneaking into a crepe all nasty from the back dude eat a crepe from the front you creep and crepe and creep is just one letter different bro so if you want nasty eggs dog get em french you feel me get em french praise god man and then the last day i'm there the uh hasidic guy shows up hello this dude had i mean i don't think he'd ever seen reg non uh sids you know non um hasidic people because it's a real tight cult it's basically like they're like the uh they're kind of like the financial native americans kind of you know they're real or i don't they're like man they're real religious like way religious like i was telling my friend josh wolf about it and he said that hasidic people don't even consider him jewish they're like you got to be in there but that guy they gave him a chapstick somebody and he never used it so for the next oh like 14 hours this dude is over there just going hard bro just going hard on some pink lemonade baby he had that pink lemonade chaps taking everything about every nine seconds you'd look over and he'd be like [Music] dude that dude i think he by the time i left and he had chapstick his whole face he had chapstick his he just couldn't stop man you know and thankfully we're all you know everybody that's in the places had some issues with addiction so at least he's in the right place now but and also at least if the sun hits him now out there he'll have a little bit of uh of a block on him you know because that's hello dude it was anyway it was needless to say it was a wild week hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one

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Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 11 2021