The WORST EVER Christmas Movies (Goodwill Movies) - PBG

[Music] here's your christmas present oh wow you shouldn't have got me a christmas present i don't care whoa christmas movies a fruitcake christmas strawberry shortcake very merry christmas holly and hal moose are uplifting christmas adventure dynasty i'm dreaming of a redneck christmas korean bootleg dvd santa buddies the legend of santa paws really woolly the gift of christmas i love you you're my best friend happy holidays [Music] hey everybody peeps here one of my favorite hobbies is to go to the thrift store and i've done a lot of different thrift store videos on this channel we've done 10 episodes of goodwill games we've done a couple episodes of goodwill garbage then i figured it was time to do a new series on goodwill stuff goodwill movies where i get movies from the thrift store we watch them and talk about them on the videos it's a very complicated subject uh let me know if you need it to be explained in further detail considering it's the christmas season i figured we could do a christmas themed episode the only problem is all the christmas movies i found really sucked so these are the worst christmas movies i could find at the thrift store up first i have what is sure to be a christmas classic uh in my household in the future fairy christmas a fairy christmas to be specific they really should have called it a very very christmas that would have been come on the movie starts off with two fairies flying to see santa blonde hair fairy and brown hair fairy i'm pretty sure they have actual names i just don't care you're just in time i'm pleased to invite a new fairy to help with the naughty and nice list our good friend brown hair fairy so brown hair fairy has been bestowed the honor of becoming a child spy no not that kind that kind for some reason blonde hair fairy is jealous of brown hair fairy even though she's already employed by santa to spy on children so i don't really know what she's so mad about do you really think i can do this no brown hair fairy goes to spy on her very first child her human equivalent in this story brown hair girl don't worry about the little spoiler there it's really not very subtle on a new adventure nervous just a bit helping santa prepare i am scared brown hair girl has had to move a lot in her life and she's hoping that this new home is her last new beginning moving on [Music] also i'm sorry but her mom is way out of her dad's league i'm just saying what everyone else is thinking all right a time where i'll shine whoa a time where i'll shine one place i definitely do not want to shine is the top of my head this video is sponsored by keeps did you know that two out of three guys will experience hair loss by the time they're 35 this is definitely something i worry about seeing as how male pattern baldness has a history in my family but luckily for us keeps has us covered keeps is an online subscription service that offers doctor recommended hair loss treatments that are clinically proven to combat the 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back to the fairy world where we get our first real look at how the fairies spy on the children through magical paintings how do they work exactly i have no idea despite being incredibly vital to the storyline they're never explained at all i mean what about kids that don't have paintings do they just not get any presents i mean i guess later in the movie she says that she doesn't even know where she got the painting and that she's just always had it i've always had it so i guess santa provides the paintings but even then like what if you don't put it up would it like does santa have some kind of telepathic power to compel you to put the painting on the wall put the picture on the wall put the picture on the wall put the picture on the wall whoa where'd i get this painting i don't like it put the painting on the wall kid okay i was going to don't make me drag you in there just like up here hi honey mom so her mom shows up at her school on her first day and invites her whole class to a christmas party on christmas which is tomorrow but people must be too busy for a party on christmas day yeah that's kind of a good point mom first day of school is going great so blonde hair girl really hates brown hair girl because she's new on christmas even though that doesn't make any sense and also because she's going to get some presents for christmas even though that doesn't make any sense neither of these blonde characters have any reason to hate their brunette equivalent they just do because plot so the human girls sabotage the christmas party spread a bunch of rumors and be mean because reasons so the brown hair fairy goes to cheer up brown hair human even though blonde hair fairy says she's not allowed to who are you i'm a fairy a fairy i came through your painting my world's on the other side you'd have to see it to believe it oh can you leave so she takes her into the painting and into fairy world you won't believe what the fairy world does for christmas oh man fireworks fairy magic whatever it is it's gonna be paper snowflakes cool whatever i'll take anything as long as they don't start singing again oh god dang it bells are ringing everywhere cause there's something everywhere somebody's taking something the chorus for this song is literally just fairy world fairy world fairy fairy fairy world fairy world fairy world fairy fairy fairy world fairy world fairy world fairy fairy fairy world i've had this song stuck on my head for two weeks these lyrics aren't just lazy they also make no sense at all if fairies made a movie called a human christmas would all the people just be walking around going human world human world after all the singing fairy girl realizes that she's way behind on her naughty and nice list so human girl decides to help her spy on her entire class because those are the only kids on her list there's definitely nothing unethical about this while invading the privacy of her new peers she learns that the hench girls who follow blonde hair human around are only mean because they're afraid of her and the blonde hair girl is only mean because she's scared of her mom so brown hair girl decides that they should all go on the nice list despite what they've done to her remember kids it doesn't matter what terrible atrocities you commit as long as you did them because you were scared personally i'm scared of fairies being alive so according to this movie it's perfectly okay if i rectify that we did it i can take my list to santa unfortunately blonde hair fairy catches them spying on all of her friends in their private bedrooms again totally not creepy at all and blackmails them into letting her complete the list instead and on top of that she puts the brown hair human girl on the naughty list it was already shown earlier in the movie that her parents bought her some presents but once she was put on the naughty list they instantly lose them so not only does he spy on children throughout the world he's also a straight-up extortionist eventually everything gets worked out between the kids after blonde hair fairy confesses to santa to which he responds course i know what happened which begs the question if santa knows everything that's happening like some kind of god why does he even need the fairies to begin with my theory is that he just keeps them around as a legal out for when he inevitably gets raided by the fbi hey i had no idea any of this was happening i don't have a direct feed from those creepy paintings straight into my computer which i conveniently destroyed right before you got here it was the fairies all right the fairies i've talked about a few different movies on this channel in the past but i've never actually done a video on a live action movie and we have the very first live action movie in the channel history unfortunately it's homeless for the holidays and not something better than that saying that like it was me that chose to talk about it i don't know anything about this movie going in other than it's produced by iproducefilms.com which i'm sorry to say does not sound very promising homeless for the holidays stars our main character jack baker aka young adam sandler jack is apparently super talented and successful i'm not very good at business myself but i'm pretty sure if you say words out loud to a big circle of table people and uh they all start clapping that's a good thing baby his son despite being spoiled his entire life is very concerned about other families who are struggling through the holidays some of these people can't even afford christmas presents yeah all the good toys are still in stock he is unamused be normal ugh dad doesn't care about people who are homeless for the holidays if only he could find himself in a super ironic situation and get what's coming to him and then learn a valuable lesson in the process ugh that's probably not gonna happen no cell phone be normal while walking down the street jack meets a santa guy who says may your life be forever changed from this day forward huh well that didn't sound ominous at all as the trope goes jack is too busy with work to spend time with his family for the holidays something that his wife is quick to remind him of you know what i want for christmas jack you i want you even if for just a few days i swear 80 of her lines are just her yelling at him but hey at least things at work are going well i'm sold [Music] after giving the worst wink of all time jack's boss reminds him of just how vital he is to the company and then some other guy makes a fool of himself but we'll worry about him later the next morning things are going crazy mr baker can i get a comment sir mr mr baker mr baker mr baker the label sir it turns out that someone signed off on a submission for one of their cleaning products that says do now inhale fumes even though he makes it clear he didn't do it he's told that he has to take the fall and be publicly fired so the company can avoid backlash but he is given a promise that they'll rehire him once all the drama dies down jeff they want to talk to you oh no not they after being fired jack lays around for a few days waiting for the call he was promised until his wife tells him to get a job i told him he was gonna call me if only we could all find someone so supportive [Music] yeah looking for a job looking for a job but this guy is looking for a job but he can't get one he can't find a job what do you know what do you know there ain't no jobs up in this hole you can't get no dope this video will be out in the snow are you kidding me kidding me cause he's the guy that poisoned people after a long and unsuccessful job hunt jack's wife yells at him some more we need an income i have had a long day and no money to show for it he might as well have been here she was the one who was like get off your butt and find a job now she's like why aren't you ever home make up your freaking mind you cannot talk to me like that spoiler alert she talks to him like that eventually he gets a job at a fast food joint called penguin point where he has to wear a penguin outfit the exact penguin outfit that i own hey maybe i could be the next director for iproducefilms.com you better watch out um uh who directed this george a johnson i'm coming for your job after getting his first penguin point check they go grocery shopping in this completely pointless but very long scene with an equally pointless but very over the top manager character who goes boom a bunch of times while taking pictures at customers for some reason the scene 100 should have been cut from the movie and editing but not only was it not cut apparently the actor for this guy brad stein was important enough to be featured on the front of the box then there's this whole entire subplot where his wife applies for food stamps and she goes on and on and on about how great food stamps are we've been paying for other people to use them for years they're designed to help people like us who need help in a bind i was beginning to wonder if this was actually sponsored by the government or something to like advertise food stamps but apparently not because eventually she goes off on this long super intense rant just comes completely out of left field about how the government just has food stamps to keep people dependent on the government or something the rules who made these rules has anyone questioned their motives she's just screaming super loudly at this lady for like two minutes straight as if she personally is the one who created the laws and become completely dependent upon you the script refers to her as if she is a likable character multiple times throughout the movie but it fails to actually demonstrate that at any point to the audience eventually jack's former employer discovers that a competing company is interested in hiring him and since he's so good at his job they have to put a stop to it but instead of hiring him back they decide to come up with some crazy scheme to get that annoying guy from earlier to trick him into not working with the competitor so he can come back to work for them but and this is the real genius part uh they don't hire him back even though he's supposedly the best at whatever this job is ever so much so that everyone wants to hire him but they won't hire him because he's unhirable even though everybody else wants to and is going to hire him i apologize if that doesn't make any sense but uh just trust me it doesn't make sense in the movie either but whatever it's christmas oh get this out what do you think mom be normal the movie goes on for a lot longer than it needs to by the way and eventually they lose power in their home but since jack has learned so much about the joy of christmas or whatever he gives his last 40 bucks to a homeless guy instead of feeding his family the chinese buffet that he promised them and don't worry it's not like they were excited for it or anything we're going chinese but then karma pays him back as a random girl at church gives him like 400 bucks that she somehow raised by selling christmas cards who even is this girl again by the way then the creepy santa guy who's been spying on him through the whole movie starts talking about how sucky his life is and tries to cheer him up how do you know i'm not just a kindly old man who cares there's no such thing no one really cares about anyone else this girl literally just gave him like 400 dollars what is he talking about what if that person was willing to help you get your life back together again people like that don't exist it just happened he just did it too like two minutes ago for the past 30 minutes of the movie he's been all cheery and generous despite his crappy situation but the moment someone turns around and does something nice for him he won 80s and is completely cynical again this doesn't make any sense nothing in this movie makes sense the personality shifts of jack make no sense there's no character development at all for the son who's completely good-natured right from the start of the movie even though he has no good role model the actions of the people from his job don't make any sense the daughter honestly doesn't even need to be here she adds nothing to the table and the mom do you see what you're doing here the rules who made these rules you're not helping people no complaints there you'd think the characters in homeless for the holidays being homeless would be a pretty big part of the story but no they don't become homeless until an hour and 35 minutes into the movie which is only an hour and 40 minutes long luckily for them they move into the nicest homeless tent shelter i have ever seen in my life and before you know it that company that wanted to hire him hires him and they're rich again cool and it appears the creepy santa or god or whoever this character is supposed to be is now going to ruin this jerk guy's life also may your life be forever changed from this day forward santa is always watching and this movie ends with a photo too or at least a sound effect of a photo with an awkward looking freeze frame i appreciate the consistency of the ending so far at least boom a blast i've got an odd looking one twas the night before christmas for vhs i don't know about you guys but nothing says christmas to me like a rat this movie or should i say a film is a quote charming retelling of the poem that was the night before christmas by clement clark moore and if that wasn't enough to sell you on it it also has wilting music little thing i actually don't know what that means you might think that you could make a very good movie based 100 on a short poem from the early 1800s and you'd be right but hey everything subjective maybe a movie with a 40-second scene of children sleeping that's repeated multiple times and a minute and 10 second long scene of dancing sugar plums set to incredibly dull music is right up your alley [Music] dude this music is lilting over five minutes into this brain melting movie and absolutely nothing has happened unless you count the children breathing ludicrously heavily eight thousand times per minute until finally saint nick shows up i sprang from my bed yeah baby that's what i've been waiting for that's what it's all about [Music] so santa who's apparently two feet tall is here to fill the stockings presumably with joy i guess we'll just have to wait to see and i mean it you have to wait you have to wait a very very long time because first santa has to have a smoke [Music] then he's got to listen to the reindeer complain for about five minutes it may be no problem for you comet we have to work twice as hard as you but mostly you have to wait through the dead time between the dialogue i'm not moving another step unless prancer stops kicking me he's got silly skinny legs and big hooves no i haven't you keep jabbing me with your antlers no no everything in this is so slow there's seriously 5 to 12 seconds of time between every line of dialogue in this movie it feels like someone was supposed to finish the movie but they forgot to like five days before it was due so instead to fill time they put a lot of time between every sentence will all work twice as hard and twice as fast won't we yes so santa falls and then he falls again [Music] but don't worry the reindeer help him out looks as if he's going to need our help again this movie is so slow and awkward it's almost impossible to even commentate on it finally santa makes his way down the chimney to put the presents into the stockings and what do you know takes him forever to do that too this guy spies on santa and santa creepily smiles at him or is he smiling at me i'm not sure but he keeps making this face over and over and i am sure that i don't like it he was chubby [Music] and i laughed when i saw him he inspired myself [Laughter] so this guy laughs and then santa laughs and then this guy laughs again and then santa laughs again and this goes on and on until eventually he leaves oh a good [Music] what the night was that hey everybody thanks so much for watching if you enjoyed this goodwill movies episodes let me know hit the like button leave me a comment i'd love to do a second one if you want another bad christmas movie you can check out this one right here i did it last year it was fun or you can check out a christmas video on my peeps channel see you next time [Music]

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Id: gsS7M08w3do

Length: 23min 40sec (1420 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 22 2021