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-Yeah whatever it is. [Jarvis] Um, today I'm joined by Jordan. -Jordan Adika.
[Jordan] Hello, how you doin? (both interrupt each other) [Jarvis] Hmm?
[Jordan] How you doing? [Jordan] Oh I'm sorry to hear that, shit. [Jarvis] Damn. What are we watching today? [Jordan] I don't know. Um, (laughs) so we have a, we have a text chat with you, the squad, the Sad Boyz squad. [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] And every now and then we'll take something into it that you know, like appalls us ideologically, emotionally. [Jarvis] Yeah, something that's really upsetting. [Jordan] Something that just really puts us in the dumps in the best way possible. Um this guy, I mean this man, the man's just too handsome is the thing that jumped out immediately. [Jarvis] Put simply, we found another weird guy. This guy's name is Mr. Exoticness? Uh, we haven't gone to his Tik Tok yet but one of his Tik Toks got posted on Twitter. Where it caused a bit of a stir. [Jordan] Kind of close to Halloween, which makes sense. (dramatic piano music plays) [Jarvis] This friend, who he was talking to is like,
[Jordan] (giggles) [Jarvis] completely just watching this go. [Jordan] That is the "No way?!" when somebody gets you the exact video game you wanted. [Jarvis] No way?!
[Jordan] No way!! -Oh my God, you wanna kiss?
-ME? That's great. -Dude, this is sick!
-(laughs) [Jordan] Animal Crossing New Leaf? (dramatic piano music) [Jarvis] (cringes)
[Jordan] No, okay. No, no. -No.
-No, no, no, no. -Oh no.
-No, no, NO, no, it's okay. [Jarvis] Sorry man. Do you want a kiss? [Jordan] Do, uh. [Jarvis] Where are you? You're inside and shirtless. [Jarvis] Please put on a shirt.
[Jordan] It's a few people. (chuckles) (dramatic piano music) [Jarvis] Close your eyes.
[Jordan] (wheezes) But, full screen it, you won't. -I won't. (laughs)
-(laughs) [Jarvis] You got me there. (dramatic piano music) -(cringes)
-(begins to weep) [Jarvis] Why do these teeth look like they glow in the dark? [Jordan] Oh, he's so freaking pretty. (laughs) (R&B music plays) [Jarvis] Before I have a date, I take my shirt off and I sensually eat pineapples. [Jordan] Is, [Jarvis] Is the pineapple an aphrodisiac? Is that the question that you're thinking? [Jordan] No. It like, flavors your, your *censored*. [Jarvis] Oh, what?
[Jordan] (chuckles) [Jordan] That's like general idea. [Jarvis] Ugh, oh God!
[Jordan] (laughs evilly) [Jarvis] Why did you tell me this? [Jordan] Because, tell me you have a date without telling me you have a date! [Jarvis] I guess so, that's the only reason to eat pineapples. (both laugh) [Jordan] I especially doubt that it works like an hour before. (both chuckle) Like spinach for Popeye. [Jarvis] Yeah. (makes gulping sounds) (both laugh) [Jordan] Posting horny, on main. I guess that's okay. I give you permission, [Jarvis] Yeah.
[Jordan] As long as you mutually give me the permission to go, "Ah! Please don't kiss the camera while I'm holding it!". [Jarvis] It's like extremely horny. (All the Way Up by Fat Joe plays) [Jarvis] OH! OH! OH!
[Jordan] (cries out in shock) [Jordan] (starts hooting) [Jarvis] (cackles) [Jordan] (is dying) [Jarvis] (shrieks) NO! [Jordan] (screams) We, of course, are on Twitter. [Jarvis] Yeah, it is Twitter, we should've... [Jordan] Comedy's legal there! [Ad Jarvis] Hey there, Jordan and I will be right back with you shortly, but first a word from today's sponsor, Rhino Shield. Right now Rhino Shield is having their biggest sale of the year with their Black Friday promotion, all products are up to 60% off! So, now is the perfect time to get yourself or your loved ones that case they always wanted. If you're not familiar with Rhino Shield, you should be. But Rhino Shield makes phone cases and accessories that help your phone make a style impact while also protecting your phone from physical impact. With the combo of Rhino Shield's phone case and their screen protector that offers 360 degrees of protection for your phone Rhino Shield also offers grips to keep your phone comfortably positioned in your hand. There's also endless customization options to express your style. Different colors, thousands of print designs and personalization services. Not to mention their awesome design collaborations with brands like the NBA, Naruto, and NASA. There's a lifetime replacement warranty for their cases should they ever break, unlikely, and they have cases for all iPhones including the new iPhone 14 as well as a lot of Android Flagship devices as well. If you click the link in the description and use promo code JARVIS at checkout, you'll get an extra 10% off. That's in addition to the Black Friday discounts already on the website. Thanks again to Rhino Shield for sponsoring this video. Now back to me and Jordan. We made a mistake. (laughs) There's this guy named Lifeandscarz. Wait, his.. his logo is a wine glass with a, like a lightning bolt through it? [Jarvis] Like Harry Potter?
[Jordan] Oh cute! -Um, he's the boy who drank.
-(chuckles) [Scarz] How to talk to a bad bitch. [Jarvis] Okay.
[Jordan] Alright, alright. [Jarvis] Alright, how to talk to a bad B. [Scarz] Y'all when I say a bad bitch, I'm talking about a woman that's got it all. Face, titties, ass, you name it . [Jarvis] I can't think of anything else that you could name! [Jordan] Oh my goodness, something! (both stammer over each other and laugh) [Jarvis] Uh, personality? No. [Jordan] Ew, dude! [Jarvis] No, sorry dude.
[Jordan] Shut up! [Jarvis] Sorry, yeah, I take it back. [Scarz] These women right here, they're used to being the center of attention. So validation is gonna be key. [Jordan] Hey, what's this microphone doing? It's not recording his audio. You know what I mean? What is this? [Jarvis] That's not a microphone. That's a stress ball (laughs) off screen. [Jordan] That's actually a silenced pistol, someone's holding to his head. [Jarvis] You know, he is saying to validate women and he's saying, a lot of guys say not to and so I'm like, oh okay is he not... I mean, other than the fact that his only characteristics for an attractive partner is only their body. [Jordan] Yeah that's true. Well face. [Jarvis] Yeah, face, tits, and ass.
[Jordan] Face, (laughs) knee. [Scarz] As women, it's just that they like to be validated on shit that we don't give a fuck about! [Jarvis] (snickers)
[Jordan] Alright, okay, alright, okay. [Jordan] Shyamalan twist, he just don't miss. [Jarvis] He's like, "women are so crazy you just have to like, validate them, even though you don't give a fuck about what they're feeling! [Jordan] Yeah, in like a fake way because who gives a damn. [Jarvis] Yeah exactly! [Jordan] You already have a leg, a face, a back! [Scarz] Their intelligence, how charismatic they are, how funny they are. Strike up a conversation with these women and get to know her. Dog, the bitch can be dumb as a bag of rocks! [Jarvis] (barely contains laughter) [Jarvis] He is so... [Jordan] You could take, -(chuckles)
-oh, every two second clip, every sentence you could think he has a completely different personality. It's like "you need to respect a woman, [Jarvis] Validate her!
[Jordan] to the same degree you expect it if you're going to fool her into thinking she's not a stupid woman. [Jarvis] Yeah oh my God.
[Jordan] Which she isn't, psych! [Jarvis] She could be dumb as a bag of rocks but she's not cause she's a beautiful queen who should be respected. His language is just so jarring. [Jordan] He's like a treadmill that moves to random speeds. (both laugh) [Jarvis] Yeah, he's tryna like, trip us up. [Scarz] And she might draw stick figures all day long. Tell her how creative she is. (both laugh) [Jordan] This is a woman. Like, this is someone he knows! That's so, she does the XKCD, [Jarvis] Randall Monroe.
[Jordan] the NewGrounds Element. [Jordan] She does stories. [Jarvis] Get you a bad bitch like Randall Monroe, the author of XQCD. XQCD! (both laugh) [Jordan] He built him in a lab. [Jarvis] The author of XQCD. He kind of has this like, like lap dog, like happy energy to him and the way that he says stuff. What's up guys, Imma show you how to bag a bad bitch. It doesn't matter if she's dumb as shit, it doesn't matter if she's real bad at drawing but you can just lie to her and say that you're really into what she does! [Jordan] Yo, does she have a peanut allergy? Does when she walk, her right arm moves too much? [Jarvis] Does she live downstairs from me? [Jordan] She's just looking up. [Scarz] It's just that women who are fine as fuck, I'm talking really fine women they always scared that their beauty is just slowly but surely dripping away, so they want to feel like they have other qualities to fall back on. Even though they probably don't. (both cackle) [Jordan] He just don't miss! [Jarvis] He is the king of the setup and the punchline. Before we get too far into this, we do not agree with what this man is saying. [Jordan] Well, not on camera, I mean like... [Jarvis] No, this is a bad man. We're making fun of him. But, his delivery is very funny despite the fact that what he's saying is very harmful. [Jordan] He kind of sounds like Terrence Howard. Aye man, (both laugh) if she's dumb as a rock... [Jarvis] You know, do you know about how Terrence Howard is trying to invent a new type of math? [Jordan] Of math? Yeah his own style like Howardism or whatever? If one plus one equals two man, it should be eleven. [Jarvis] If one plus one equals two, then why cannot two times zero be two? And it's like that's not how math works. [Jordan] In a straight jacket. [Jarvis] He's like, "I've talked to people at MIT and they say Terence, you're so stupid. You're as dumb as a bag of rocks". [Jordan] But they validate me man. [Jarvis] They validate me. they say I have a big tits and a big butt. [Jordan] They say I got an ass man. [Jarvis] I've been drawing stick figures, they say I'm creative. [Scarz] Y'all we done hit 300K in two months by talking about how to twist our dicks. [Jordan] What? [Jarvis] I think we need to... [Jordan] What? (both laugh) Do you think it's a metaphor? Or do you think it's like those like weird cult sects that like, yeah you need to tan the underside of your balls to get more vitamin D so, [Jarvis] Oh yeah! [Jordan] to reduce the soy in your body. [Jarvis] I kind of think, I kind of think it's a turn of phrase, a turn of dick, in fact yeah. [Scarz] Now with this attention did come some drawbacks. Some of the bitches I've been fucking with done found my channel. One in particular... [Jarvis] (cackles) [Jordan] It's like a narrator. [Jarvis] He's kind of broken the fourth wall in a new way. I've never, I never heard one of these guys talk about how in their real life, someone found their Channel. [Jordan] Yeah, how it's an insane thing to publish, [Jarvis] Yeah, yeah! [Jordan] if you know any women at all. [Jarvis] Right exactly, like cause normally the running wisdom is that these people do not actually have women in their lives. So it's kind of like full of hot air. [Jordan] This is like if we had friends that were these people or if like if I was actual friends with Jordan Peterson and that all of a sudden he finds a video of me making fun of him, saying he's an idiot. [Jarvis] Yeah, it would be like if you found the videos that I've made about you behind your back. [Jordan] Would you, what? [Jarvis] Go ahead and twist your dick, if you like this video. (both laugh) [Jordan] Yeah dude, I hate the new YouTube system. I miss the thumbs up. [Jarvis] I miss the thumbs up, it's a lot more difficult now! [Scarz] She say "I found your channel" I said "Fuck!" (both snicker) [Jordan] Fuck! (both laugh) That's on the phone. (laughs) Oh, okay I'll get back to you, [Jarvis] Fuck!
[Jordan] Fuck! [Jarvis] What was that? [Jordan] My channel? [Jarvis] I don't have one of those. [Jordan] I have a twin brother. [Jarvis] I have a twin brother. [Scarz] 300K in two months by talking about how to twist our dicks. [Jarvis] Here's my favorite movement. Y'all, we done made it to 300K in two months, by talking about how to twist our dicks. (both giggle) [Scarz] I said "Fuck!", she said "Are you manipulating me?" I say no, no, no. It's kind of like, how a rapper when they go on stage and he do his set and then he get off stage and go home to his family. He might be talking about killing and gang banging but that's not what he's doing, it's for entertainment purposes. She said "oh'. [Jarvis] She said "oh". Like, he's like I'm like a rapper except for instead of music, I just say things that aren't true. [Jordan] Yeah. [Scarz] Me now, I said "bitch bye", I ain't, man. [Jarvis] And that's the end. Alright we gotta go to his Tik Tok. "How to get into her phone"? [Jordan] Uh oh! [Scarz] A sneaky way to go through your bitch phone. [Jarvis] (snickers) [Jordan] I mean anyway, they're all sneaky. [Jarvis] They're all sneaky and you shouldn't do this. [Jordan] Unless you say, "Hello, can I go into your phone please?". [Scarz] Some of y'all in relationships and y'all like to respect each other privacy, which means that, [Jarvis] Yeah, uh huh?
[Jordan] Mhmm. [Scarz] she can't go through your phone, you can't go through her phone. [Jarvis] Correct. [Scarz] Y'all ain't got each other passcode, so y'all just leave it at that. Fuck that. (both laugh) [Jarvis] I have to drink.
[Jordan] I love it. [Jordan] He rules. (more laughter) You're not allowed to drink whiskey cause the cop will pull you over. [Jarvis] Fuck that!
[Jordan] Fuck that! (both laugh) [Jordan] To the judge. Fuck that, what the hell? [Scarz] You can call up a family member or a mutual friend and have them call her phone and tell them that they need to speak to you. Tell them it's gon' be real quick, it'll be urgent, you'll be in and out. Now, when they do call her phone and she hand it to you, I need you to say something like, "Oh shit!" and then walk out... [Jarvis] Dude, this is insane. [Jordan] You've got to get co-conspirators [Jarvis] Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is insane. Here's a, here's a trip, trick it's like a sleight of hand magic trick. [Jordan] This is wild. [Scarz] Now when you leave out the room, hurry up and go through her shit. While you're going through it, talk out loud like you still talking to the person on the phone to not make it suspicious. A lot of people out there tell you that if you got to go through your partner phone, you should just leave them. Fuck those people! [Jarvis] Wow, egad.
[Jordan] It came out, yet again. [Jarvis] Yeah dude, he's fucking got us. He's got our number. [Jordan] It's weird how aware he is of like these social conventions but still has like no problem with that. [Jarvis] Yeah, yeah. [Jordan] Cause a lot of these guys they like, just dehumanize women to the extent where it's like, well they don't like care. You're owed it. This guy's so much close to just like, "hey so this is wrong and bad, fuck that!". [Jarvis] But people who would disagree with me fuck those people! [Jordan] Shut up, I said fuck! [Jarvis] Do you want to watch "Sneaking Out", "How to meet women", or "Angry Dragon"? [Jordan] I'm kind of curious about "Steam Engine". (both laugh) [Jarvis] Okay, so I 100% do not agree with this man. I think this man's giving bad advice. I am compelled to learn more. [Jordan] I am also. I would just love, because we said maybe there's like a you know, like filled out a, filled out some tax forms. [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] I would love if steam engine is just facts about locomotives. [Jarvis] Hey yeah, I mean let's find out. [Scarz] How to steam engine a bitch. Y'all the steam engine is a sex move. [Jarvis] Oh, Nope, nope, nope, let's get out. [Jordan] Stop the train on that one! [Jarvis] Sex move... Someone said, "nah this one sounds like a war crime bro". [Jordan] Fuck that! [Jarvis] Let's watch Angry Dragon. [Scarz] How to turn a bitch into an angry dragon. (both laugh) [Jordan] Oh okay, alright then. (laughs) [Scarz] The Angry Dragon is a sex move. (both laugh) (laughing intensifies) [Jarvis] (is dying)
[Jordan] Oh man, he just don't miss. [Jordan] He just don't miss. [Jarvis] Someone said, "bro giving loading screen tips". (both laugh) [Jordan] Yeah, you can press X to jump. Hold the button for a higher leap. [Jarvis] Here's how to an Angry Dragon. Angry Dragon is a sex move. [Jordan] Okay, let's choose one and guess whether it's a sex move or advice [Jarvis] Houdini is definitely a sex move.
[Jordan] on how to manipulate. [Scarz] How to Houdini a bitch. Y'all there's two ways to do the Houdini, it's a sex move. [Jarvis] (laughs) [Jordan] Good to know. It's so funny to me. [Jarvis] Do you think hamburger is a sex move? [Jordan] Oh gosh. [Jarvis] Let me guess. [Jordan] How'd a hamburger be? [Jarvis] How to hamburger a bitch. Hamburger is a sex move. [Scarz] How to do the hamburger with your dick and your balls. [Jarvis] (snickers) [Jordan] What'd I say? Maybe that's just sex I mean, think that's a weird clarity right? [Jarvis] One of the best hobbies to have as a cheater? [Jordan] Well that's cheating isn't it? [Jarvis] But wait, what more hobbies do you need? [Scarz] One of the best hobbies to have as a cheater [Jordan] It's a sex move. [Scarz] One of the best hobbies to have as a cheater is photography. Nature photography. And how you uses that, you tell whoever that you're going to cheat on that you're going to a remote location. It could be a mountain, lake, river, it don't matter. It'll give you the reason to have some fucked up cell phone service and that's why you ain't answering. Now when you do go out, I do suggest you get some pictures. This can be pictures of anything. This is only for evidence. You can take a picture of rocks, grass, trees, it could be some fuckin' mud. [Jordan] So take a picture... (laughs) [Jarvis] Like, let me see the pictures you took and there are pictures of like, that are clearly like, outside of someone's home. [Jordan] (laughs) Yeah, she's in it. [Jarvis] Yeah she's in the background. [Jordan] How do you make that pitch too? Because to be cheating means like, there's some degree of like, a relationship right? Like, some degree of monogamy and to just, somebody you've been dating for like six months or something be like, you know what I'm really getting into? [Jarvis] Nature photography. [Jordan] Really getting into nature photography. I'm gonna go to... [Jarvis] In remote locations! [Jordan] Yeah, I should say with dog shit connection. [Jarvis] Yeah, that's kind of the thing about my photos is that if I don't have connection they're better. [jUp to Yosemite again this weekend [Jordan] Up to Yosemite again this weekend? [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] You know it! [Jarvis] Oh, they put they put a new cell phone tower near the National Park? [Jordan] Oh, um. [Jarvis] We're gonna have to go further cause there's something about the, the waves that mess up my photos. [Scarz] We gotta talk about listening skills today. I know y'all don't like listening to these females and God damn it, I don't either! They ain't got shit to talk about! [Jarvis] What do you mean? [Jordan] They're always just talking abut their stick figures! [Scarz] But, when you do listen to 'em the shit pay off in amazing ways cause they value listening skills a lot higher than us dudes. But, this is what you do whenever you're talking to a woman, don't ever talk to her from the side like this. No shit like that. You turn your face, you turn your torso, everything towards that woman. [Jarvis] This is,
[Jordan] Was that a problem, generally? [Jarvis] I'm always listening to women like this (laughs) and it turns out that you should be turning your whole torso. When a woman be talking to me, I'm always like, "What? You ain't got nothing to talk about!". It turns out, if you turn your entire torso she feels like you're listening to her! [Scarz] Listen to what she got to say. While she talking that crazy shit she talking about, squint your eyes periodically just a little "oh yeah really?", "Damn that's interesting". [Jarvis] (snickers) [Jordan] Ugh. [Jarvis] Instead of just telling someone to intently listen to their partner, he's like giving them acting tips. [Jordan] It's more work! [Jarvis] It's like here's how you pretend to be listening. You have to squint, make sure you're thinking about something and then say "oh yeah that's interesting". [Jordan] You gotta turn to him, jump in with a quote every half a second like "Oh!' "Eww!", "What?", "She did?". You gotta take more risks, you gotta get really specific. [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] On a Wednesday? [Jarvis] On a Wednesday? [Scarz] When she done spittin' her bullshit, start the next sentence with "so let me get this straight" and then reiterate some of what she said. It's these small little cues right here that be getting their panties wet. [Jarvis] It's so funny because there is, under this, under the hood here, actual good advice which is like oh, you know people like to be heard, you can reiterate what someone's saying to make sure you understand them correctly yada yada yada. [Jordan] And to make sure they feel like you were listening [Jarvis] Exactly, but here the end goal for him it's like fucking chainsaw man. (both laugh) He's like only trying to get into the panties. [Jordan] Add the flavor of who cares what they're saying it's the same advice. [Jarvis] No he's, he's trying to be like dudes don't worry if you hate the person you're with and don't find them interesting at all because with these simple tricks you can turn them into an object like you always wanted. [Jordan] Yeah this is just like tips on driving to a date even though you hate her! [Jarvis] Yeah! [Jordan] She's stupid and ugly. [Jarvis] They ain't never talking about nothing! but if you, I've found that if you turn your head and you nod occasionally and squint. [Jordan] They're just talking about writing web comics about design! [Jarvis] They will be tricked into thinking you're actually interested in them! Which is better than actually being interested. [Scarz] Alright this is a message for the average man and when I'm talking average I'm talking about guys like me and you. [Jarvis] Hold on! [Jordan] Excuse you! [Jarvis] Hold on. [Jordan] You haven't seen my Jubilee video! [Jarvis] Yeah, yeah wait a second, we're not average we're above it! [Jordan] Right! Oh wait, why is somebody texting and saying we aren't? We both got Amber Alerts saying we are. That's insane. [Jarvis] The evil way to keep a woman. [Scarz] How to keep a woman with the narcissistic game. This might be the most evil form of game known to mankind. But God damn it, it works. So it go a little something like this, and by the way if you use this you're an asshole. [Jarvis] (cackles) [Jordan] He's becoming more self-aware. [Jarvis] This is so weird! [Scarz] When you meet a woman, you'll be extremely charismatic and extremely charming at the beginning of the relationship. Your words are only used to disguise what you're actually here for. If she's in a city, that she has a support system, you have to get her away from that city. [Jarvis] Oh, [Jordan] Get her away from the city? [Jarvis] Oh that's very bad. [Jordan] Yeah when you first meet her you got to make sure she moves. [Jarvis] Yeah, get her away. [Scarz] If your bond is strong enough and you get her isolated, that's when you start step number three. This is the emotional teardown. You start tearing down the way she look, starting with her weight. [Jordan] It's, it's like parody. He's saying the quiet part out loud! Like the toxic relationship quiet part, out loud. [Jarvis] He's like if you do this you're an asshole but it works! [Jordan] But I will do it and have and like it. And you should. [Scarz] Start telling her how good your ex was at this and that. At this point she's already too deep embedded to you. You can make her feel so worthless to the point where she actually feels like you might be the only one that she deserves. [Jordan] It's so weird it's, it's evil as hell it's terrible but here's how to do it step by step. [Jordan] It's like genuinely really strange cause this is like such a, it's a classic story right? Everybody has a friend that's gone through something like that. This is literally just like, yeah so the first thing you want to do is steal her keys, and then you want to steal all this shit in her house. [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] And it's just like, [Jarvis] Get her... [Jordan] I want to move her away, [Jarvis] move her away from the city. [Jordan] Four dates deep. Do you like Ohio? [Jarvis] Let's do it! I have some crazy remote locations with little service. [Jordan] With very few people. [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] I'm actually a nature photographer. [Jarvis] Or aspiring. [Jarvis] Sudden move game? (both pose) (both laugh) [Scarz] The evil way to get a woman using the sudden move game. So you gotta watch out for these mother fuckers cause they bold and they're ruthless and they really don't give a fuck about your feelings. They're extremely aggressive in nature. You get a woman over and you might be watching a movie, y'all might just be chilling and vibing. However, out of nowhere you just throw on porn. [Jarvis] What? [Scarz] You might just start taking off some of your clothes. [Jarvis] Oh that's sexual assault! [Jordan] A crime is what we need, right? [Jarvis] That's a crime! [Jordan] Your honor it was the evil way. [Jarvis] I thought this guy was salvageable but I'm starting to think that he... [Jordan] If he's done this ever once, [Jarvis] Yeah. [Jordan] which you know what? I'm honestly would bet against him after doing it once like so many of these tips are predicated on just like... [Jarvis] I would too but here's what's concerning me "That's not a game, that's a case!" "Only in 11 states". [Jordan] That's specific. [Jarvis] I think that's it. [Jordan] I think I need a little space to... [Jarvis] I think I've got to go hiking in a place with no service. [Jordan] (laughs) (music)
