6 Black Guys vs. 1 Imposter (w/ Jarvis Johnson)

you want to kick us off oh my God so much glad this is cut out it'd be embarrassing to have this in the intro it's your video so I don't I look nervous as hell I'm scared I'm gonna get a coffee I'm just gonna have a little stop right now man okay I'll wait to do the intro I guess hey what's going on Wolf Pack uh how you doing what's a kraken don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee don't but I'm not hey man what's up how's it going you want to like introduce me or anything people know who I am I'm gonna skip the video okay thanks guys thanks for coming out thanks Wolf Pack make sure to check out our podcast recently returned in force very consistent absolute bang a sad boys pod yeah we have a little podcast called sad boys it's the two of us talking about things and stuff as well uh and also feelings here's a very brief clip literally one second out of context swollen up to Hustler University and and so now that you've seen that maybe you want to check out our podcast we have started doing it in person again we're we're back together the the dynamic duo has returned and we've recorded a number of episodes on this couch very much on this couch and with a Canadian if you can believe it uh your Jarvis you know what I love I love playing the hits why innovate Jubilee has published the perfect video for us to react to a screen well yeah a downright Squeakquel uh as some of you may uh may remember this one's really a clip show because here's one second of the past we had a lovely time what about a year ago yeah plus yeah it was a jubilee odd odd one out called six white people one secret black person yeah it had a very Sinister energy to it really felt like it was a Witch Hunt it was a true Banger it featured a lot of uh characters that I've come to hold in my heart uh and we have stumbled across a as we say a squequal the thumbnail says who is not black what if that's what just all they talk about yeah how black do you have to be for it to count six black men versus one secret white guy finally We rise up this is our time actually we've actually oh is it time and on Black History Month no one they knew what they were doing you're on the email list right we've been planning this for a while right right we've been emailing into Jubilee asking them to create this week can you generate a civil war yeah we thank you for it we brought together seven black men we found seven of those guys yeah I'm black I'm black I'm black I'm black I'm black I'm black I'm white [Music] I'm white Batman I'm wearing makeup what race am I actually one of them is did they always do this one quick question I gotta ask are there any other like Africans or anybody with like any like Afrocentric ethnicities nope just black old school yeah I got nicknames well and Rosebud is actually bustering my my street name my real name's Riley my name is Fitzgerald that's like the full first name but then Fitz is like the nickname people call me maybe Fitzy but do we need a cool nickname I feel weird now I feel like I've missed yeah but it has well Rosebud's not really that close to Riley is it so we can go to do whatever we want yeah it just has to be Jay yeah Jarvis okay yeah and I'll go by Javelin oh that's actually kind of [ __ ] sick I think my strategy was to kind of just just be black this is Jay this is black man by trade they did not need to do that oh yeah thanks guys sorry yeah it's almost an insult that they put the subtitle there what's the matter of this one no I feel like you gotta ask like black people lore basically yeah what's the have you heard about the High Elves but the the trick of it is that like black people are not a monolith so they have to like go like stereotypical with it which is like how I feel like Jubilee makes their bread I feel like they're like hey anybody like chicken um and grape juice I'm not gonna lie when you said Fitz I thought it was because you had tough fits on you know that's you can't even see him what you're talking about I mean if you could see you'd probably be able to tell that I got a tough fit on you I wasn't even funny that wasn't even funny I wasn't even laughing actually it's like [ __ ] this isn't a stand-up show uh skeleton all red varsity jacket cargo pants on the side what's up rematching right now I'm not wearing the skeleton fit but I got like red you got Air Forces on I got Air Forces on this [ __ ] guy what are you wearing he's wearing Crocs he's like I've got on uh what how do you even describe this it's like a Hawaiian shirt but like from the prehistoric era it's uh kind of flush yeah I wish I could dab you up right now but wait what type force is so I got the Air Force Ones with like the little black stripe on it okay yeah half half black half white oh I see where you're going yeah we know what we know about that we know about that why are you filming No Cap I used to wear some Pumas that were uh half black and half white because of that my whole life that is some logic core [ __ ] right there yeah it's like I wore some I I wear things black half black half white it might be where I come from it's becoming the primary trait now they referenced it one time and I was like all right biracial is the thing I'm doing for this yeah that's great yeah that's my bit by the way feel like if you move just move through the cast with the same question of ethnic background and you could figure it out yeah it don't what is the white guy gonna say what you're going to hear is chattering teeth if you just ask the white guy to explain how he's black you're gonna get some content oh me uh normal yeah am i ooh what tribe kind of an Obama style what's your skin tone pitch pitch black downright okay look good luck finding me in this studio dude my hex code is all zeros in absence of light for sure if you take your mask off right now you can't see anything anywhere I've absorbed every little molecule yeah dude knows what the smell of a hot comb on a head this thing stink real bad what are some prominent songs that you're gonna hear at a family reunion are they played a lot of Blues Marvin Sease Bobby Blue Bland then when got drunker it was Tupac yeah these are like I feel like questions I wouldn't do well at answering even though like I know what they're talking about I also like like I haven't been to a family reunion in a long time yeah I don't have like a cookout reference point yeah plus I don't know what I would do in this because I'm not I'm not African-American that's true and a lot of the cultural questions they're asking are American questions yeah yeah so I'm the victim actually is what I'm thinking yeah you cut over this you're kind of given secret white guy right now yeah relax podcast has been with my enemies his vocal inflation like it just it kind of made me think of you know Straight Out of Compton the movie maybe it felt too black you know for a second no I I look Jay is kind of spitting here because I grew up exclusively around black people and I sound like this and so and not all black people like black people are not a monolith and so like Jay does not sound stereotypically black I think that's why he's like you know sussing it out because he's confident you can be confident in your Blackness and not have to like put on I think but there are people who sound like that guy well that's okay so that's the thing is it almost feels like I don't know what the guy normally sounds like we had one clicker I hope he does sound like that because because if he's if he's pulling an Aquafina what do you get it's like a grand if he's doing an accent that's bad oh dude yeah if he's if he's like a a Brooklyn white guy yeah that has just adopted the n-word as like his trade that boy got stretch pants has said not a word this is such a I'm glad that this is not working because it is this is the whole like black people are not a monolith thing it's true I mean the it's weird that the cultural questions they're asking uh it's just like media consumption it's not life experience or anything like more profound or challenging also just ask everyone what the [ __ ] ethnicity was yeah that was such a good one I mean maybe it always happens that is so yeah yeah they find a question it's like Jubilee Nerfs it they're like yeah well you're not allowed to use that right what is that [Laughter] what is that [ __ ] you know what sucks having issues on the old Dome having issues with your hair I'm starting to gray starting is generous I'm actually going a little sicko mode I'm Obama in his second term right now but I have somebody on my side and that somebody is also coincidentally today's sponsor MD hair though you may have tried other products on the market for retaining your hair or treating it MD hair does it kind of kind of in a sicko mode kind of in a remarkable regard what you do in order to get your free assessment on what kind of treatment you can give yourself and what your problems might be is you go ahead you 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wakanda forever oh like last time I think he could drop her last night they brought a black panther yeah anybody know what it is when you say you put your foot in something you could cook your room yeah me and your mama whipping it up I was listening so intently on on voices because you've ever been on the phone with like telemarketer you can tell us a black person on the other side Jay you can't do this I'm concerned he might be the white guy yeah Jay I people thought I was a white woman on the phone when I was a child I'm so fearful right now yeah I would always get like uh excuse me ma'am what flavor Kool-Aid was y'all favorite growing up right right I like gray you mean purple dude you mean purple he like literally just like hit him with the uh the combo the guard break dude yeah hit him with like a Reddit Style by your logic yeah yeah he called it by the flavor he's [ __ ] idiot I'm staring his clothes off the white guy's not said a word no dude he's just like not talking and like for avoiding suspicion for a blindfold episode that's genius it kind of feels like he's pitting all the black people against each other yeah dude his only contribution the last like two minutes has been I don't know what that is damn I was just thinking about being black where I'm from we go by colors we don't go by we don't go by that what you just said wait wait hold on why is that crazy because grape and purple exactly the same oh no you can't do that dude don't don't pull down what are you doing dude exactly the same thing I mean we used to call we used to call Welch's grape soda I don't know it's just where I'm from we go by colors we used to call Welch's grape soda that we called grape soda grape soda just what is he even trying to accomplish just agree with the other guys Tyra Banks from that runway show um is that 90s Tyrus from the 90s I was sitting back watching them being like she the white guy didn't say one there he can't keep getting away with it dude homie is given the silent treatment foreign [Music] I can't believe he got away with just saying nothing do you think it's an issue at all that there's just too many names to keep track of maybe because what is even his name uh it was a queen region or something microaggressions let's talk about it I got you right here man I went to a pwi man I'd be chilling in the corner there's only five percent of us but somehow they found a way to take a picture of you for the diversity right I ain't never gonna lie Loke I'm I'm real lost we from the streets I ain't never gonna get that far like college or not I just wish I knew his actual Backpage don't if they finish if they wrap it up and then he just goes I can't believe I won what a big double wow you guys really happy for a second there I know you guys were smarter than this can you believe I said I was from the streets that could very well be his voice but it does feel like he's putting it on the streets I ain't even make it that far Fam I'm real lost we from the streets for streets all right we all got a different Journey that's cool yeah I'm sorry it's just it's so funny it's like that that guy he speaks like someone stereotypically thinks a black person speaks that's probably why they even if he actually talks like that it's probably why he got cast oh yeah but then uh he's like hey man we're we all have different backgrounds it's like that's me that's like it's like wait dude he speaks like Steven Seagal started speaking moving guitar for like college enough like that all right we all got a different Journey that's cool yeah it's like the low-key racist thing yeah I'm not like you're so well spoken wow why wouldn't I be I'm a grown man thank you let's [ __ ] go yo a question take the next elevator yes all of that all of that hello room in the elevator too much you weren't supposed to be here I think there's a very good he's like once you had five examples he was like look the other way yeah I mean they do the uh they say the uh oh no a black guy you guys seen roots I'm okay I'm okay yeah um what was one of your favorite movies growing up you feel me like loving basketball don't be a menace I mean what did y'all watch I like New Jack City I feel like yeah she I feel like he grew up in the hood it's a very like authentic references unless he studied like crazy he's like I'm a character actor I've uh yeah I'll tell you what man I'll watch the uh the first Power Ranger movie bro nice I was literally about to say the Power Ranger movie that was a [ __ ] snipe twice a day for like the first four years after it came out man what's that smell Power Rangers yeah Power Rangers what season what season oh mighty morphins I watch anime too let's [ __ ] go uh don't laugh at me but I love the Disney Channel Originals you know what I'm saying yo okay like witch okay he's like late 20s early 30s yeah so let's see Disney Channel Originals um I mean that's a raven's a classic Xenon Proud Family mention the proud family Smart House okay that's a Disney Channel version movie but yes uh sister sister that doesn't I mean like that was on that okay let's see let's see oh no no that was good let's watch the Disney Channel boys watching Disney Channel movie Let's watch a Disney Channel movie like Smart House what's the what is that that was so before the movie came on there is a little pre-movie jingle cool um in the vein of like yeah it would be they would show like kids jumping on trampolines and like things going on yeah I know I want to be friends with these guys I want to I just want to talk about object in yeah be like we gonna be vibing Man Too Much yeah even if you wait we gotta tap in for real hey I'm wait didn't we just say that dude it's like we all gotta tap that could we maybe I even if we get booted for immediately both of us right at the gate yeah can we dab it okay so in regards to dating and whatnot my first girlfriend she ended up being white My First Girlfriend ended up being being a white person it ended up being a lot like me uh wow she was a good time what do you know have a tie between Rob Brevin McCourt black man would have took me a long time to get there um but as far as home life I had two parents uh two older brothers a little sister I feel like if you are not black in this moment and you say that you're a black person that's you're gonna have a problem yeah yeah um this is hard I don't know I'm black y'all my name Robert I go by Rob I'm from South Central L.A we bounce oh oh that's right here we go dude now if he gets booted what is the lose condition I think they'll decide they'll say like you split them do you either want to knock someone out or you like split the that's how many people okay yeah South Central LA we bounced all around uh it was just me and my mother three sisters and two brothers I've been in and out the streets uh not too much school and that's pretty much it it seemed like he was privileged and I relate more to struggle hearing some of the things he was saying come on it looks like we are tied again what the [ __ ] I voted for Brevin to get out um not because Brevin necessarily said anything bad but it was more so because of when Rob was talking I felt like I was listening to one of my cousins talks I want to be clear that's not our edit no they did that like he was being haunted yeah by the spirit of the guy next to him he sounds like he's from South Central for sure not a whole lot of white people down there so I'ma say he stays Rob black that's it yeah I know that that's so funny dude Rob sniped dub damn that's wild dude I wonder how they're gonna react [ __ ] Rob black you sound like people from my way so he no offense to you Brandon what what you gotta kick rocks yo whoa let's Brevin alone here we're getting a little too confident here relax bro I feel like I could say certain things to Rob and pick up on it quick if I say something certain things to the others like is you gonna really relate or yeah that's wild no disrespect what does hit and lick no disrespect but kick rocks like literally that's wild dude yeah rope staying in a lot of times I've felt that I'm too white for the black people I'm with you I mean please don't he goes so his worst feelings got validated yeah dude that would be me I would be like oh man I don't this guy he just I guess I am bad come to think of it yeah and I'm not yeah there's already enough people telling me I'm not black you know what I mean that's roughly prevent the mole is still in the box and you want to continue playing the game raise your hand no stop what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing I knew I wasn't gonna get eliminated I know I wouldn't go get eliminated so I just thought I would get my um my money I don't I feel like maybe he doesn't know what's going on but I didn't go to my school um but I figured if I eliminated more people I would get more money so I learned on the streets that uh I want to go to one of those little independent lemonade stands you know it's fun what if we did every race oh long beep like very long beep why is that I think we're all good bro wow dude sorry Gabriel you know what I'm saying it happens if you think the mole is still in the box and you like to continue the game raise your hand that dude played a perfect game he shouldn't have gotten away with it are they gonna give him the money good yeah it is red that means the mole is still here you guys can lift your blindfolds in three this is funny one [Music] that's wrong obviously there's been like a couple white boys who cool but like not like Rob like that was different he's like falling in love with him he's like he was actively betrayed yeah it's like he's still claiming that he's black even though the mask is off put the mask back on man yeah my name is Robert but uh they called me milk I'm from South Central I got adopted at seven days old as a baby like out the hospital to a black mother so I was raised with her ever since seven days up that's always how it goes dude exactly my guess bang on and your whole family like they just all accept you because I got signs of my white family that like they wouldn't even hold me as a baby because I had a black dad nah not hell no no I had a good family that's good man [Applause] oh he gets the Pulp Fiction case instead what is a misconception people have about black men put us in a box that basically states that we're always angry or mad there's a lot of happy Black Folk in the world like me personally I'm happy and there's a lot of sad black people in the world a lot of sad boys yeah I mean speaking of uh fetishizing black misery you come along to my podcast just kidding we're pretty happy on the show it's a pretty fun show I recommend watching the ones that we've been doing recently because it's we've relaunched the show it's been a long time coming and we're back a new Kurdish episode new Curtis episode new guests coming up see if you can guess who the white guy is in the Curtis episode yeah close your eyes that could be fun you'll never figure it out all right much love to all of you um uh live mass as I always say yeah um what you say oh yeah that's right wait I'm I would die for you I've killed for you I'm gonna do it today look out who's behind you right now with me [Music]

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Published: Fri Mar 10 2023