IS TALKING ABOUT THE VICE
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU
WATCH IT LAST NIGHT. >> I WAS LIKE A FLY ON THE WALL. >> James: HAY, WHOOO WHOOO. WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH
THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS A BREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT THAT
EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT. AT ONE POINT A FLY LANDED ON
MIKE PENCE'S HEAD AND STAYED THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES. >> AND THE ONLY ONE ON THIS
STAGE WITH-- I AM ONE ON THIS STAGE WHO PROSECUTED THE-- FOR
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR VETERANS. >> James: IT IS SO
EMBARRASSING. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY
KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON HIM. TWO WHOLE MINUTES. THAT FLY WAS ON PENCE'S HEAD FOR
LONGER THAN TRUMP WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. (LAUGHTER)
BUT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT. IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE
THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH THEY CALLED TRUTH OVER FLIES,
FLY SWATTER. JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A
PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I UNDERSTAND. IT IS A GREAT IDEA BUT LOOK AT
THE HEADLINE. DON'T LET THIS DEBATE BUZZ OFF. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS. >> Reggie: I DON'T EITHER. I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA. >> I ASSUMED IT WAS A BRITISH
THING LIKE OH, BUZZ OFF LIKE THAT. >> WHAT? >> James: THAT IS THE SORT OF
STUFF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY, FIVE AND A HALF,
NEARLY SIX YEARS OF DOING THE SHOW, EVERY DAY, SOMEONE WILL BE
LIKE OH, HELLO, GUVNOR. HEY, AND I'M LIKE-- . >> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: REG IS THE ONLY
PERSON WHO CAN DO A GOOD BRITISH ACCENT AROUND HERE, IT'S EVEN
BETTER THAN LOUIS AND LOUIS IS BRITISH. >> YES, IT IS. >> James: ALSO DURING THE
DEBATE LAST NIGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS
SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MIKE PENCE'S ART. HERE IT IS HERE. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO
18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME PEOPLE HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS
WAS A SYMPTOM OF COVID BUT I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE AT ALL. MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE
OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY. AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAID HE'S
GOT A STIEE FOR A FLY GUY. SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. >> WOW. >> James: SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT
WHERE IT WAS. >> I LOVED IT. >> James: DAMMIT. >> Reggie: I LOVED IT. >> James: I WISH I JUST
STICKED TO THE SCRIPT. ANOTHER NOTABLE MOMENT WHEN
PENCE KEPT ATTEMPTING TO INTERRUPT KAMALA HARRIS AND SHE
WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT TALK A LOOK AT HOW SHE SHUT HIM DOWN. >> I'M GLAD WE WENT THROUGH A
HISTORY LESSON. LET'S DO THAT A LITTLE MORE. IN 18. >> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER
THE QUESTION. >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M
SPEAKING, K. >> Reggie: YEAH, OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> James: OKAY. >> I'M SPEAKING. >> James: NOTHING LIKEA SMILE
THAT CAN CUT YOU DOWN FROM TWO SHEETS OF FLEXI GLASS FROM 12
FEET AWAY. I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT
ALL THE TIME NOW. LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GOES SIR, YOU
CAN'T TRY EVERY SAMPLE, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS-- MR. VICE
PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING. I'M SPEAKING, OKAY. AND THEY'LL BE LIKE YEAH, BUT
THIS IS A BASKIN ROBBINS, MMMKAY. OVERALL THE EVENING WAS MUCH
MORE POLITE THAN THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. EVERYONE INVOLVED SEEMED TO BE
PRETTY GRACIOUS ABOUT THINGS. HAVE A LOOK. >> THANK YOU SENATOR HAR US,
THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT PENCEMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BEING US. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> I WANT TO THANK YOU AND JOE
BIDEN. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU, SUSAN. >> THANK YOU, VICE PRESIDENT
PENCE. >> THANK YOU, SUSAN. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICE
PRESIDENTS. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU, SUSAN. >> THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU. >> WELL, THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT. >> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT. THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT. >> THANK YOU VICE PIT. THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT, THANK
YOU VICE PRESIDENT. >> THANK YOU, SUSAN. I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH. >> James: DID Y'ALL CATCH THE
MODERATOR'S NAME? (LAUGHTER)
ANYONE CATCH IT? SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT. ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME
OUT THERE. >> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES. >> James: BACK TO YOU, SUSAN. THANK YOU, SUSAN. GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO THANK
SUSAN. >> THANK-- . >> James: IN OTHER DEBATE NEWS
IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT FOR SAFETY REASONS NEXT WEEK'S
SCHEDULED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WOULD BE VIRTUAL. BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE
THAT IDEA SO HE IS SKIPPING THE DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE
IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD. YEAH, A RALLY. THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE
TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY. HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO GO TO AT
LEAST ONE, SHOULDN'T HE? SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, THIS
MORNING TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER VIDEO OF HIMSELF SPEAKING
DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA. THIS TIME HE RAMBLES ABOUT THE
MILITARY AND AT ONE POINT EVEN TOUCHES ON THE TOPIC OF ARMY
UNIFORMS. HAVE A LOOK. >> I TOOK OVER THE DEPLETED
MILITARY, OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN EQUIPMENT. EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND NEW
UNIFORMS, WITH THE BELT. EVERYTHING WANTED THE BELT. >> James: EVERYBODY WANTED TO
AVOID A COSTLY PANDEMIC BUT YEAH, SURE, WE'LL SETTLE FOR A
BELT, YEAH. HE SAYS EVERYBODY WANTED THE
BELT. I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT ONCE
AGAIN THE PRESIDENT. UNITED STATES IS GETTING THE
MILITARY CONFUSED WITH PLO WRESTLING. BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS
YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, BRAGGING ABOUT
BELTS AND FLY SWATTERS. THEN THIS AFTERNOON THE
PRESIDENT TWEETED OUT YET ANOTHER VIDEO AND THIS TIME IT
WAS ADDRESSED TO MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO THIS
VIDEO IS EITHER FOR WHILE SUPREMACISTS OR HOSTESSES AT THE
CHEESE CAKE FACTORY. WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE LAUNCH,
I FEEL LIKE IS HE JUST KILLING TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE
WHITE HOUSE. EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T COME IN,
WHEN THEY SPRAY IT DOWN. NO WORRIES, I WILL BE ON THE
LAWN. IN THE VIDEO TRUMP MADE A DIRECT
PITCH TO SENIOR VOTERS. AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY. >> WE'RE TAKING CARE OF OUR
SENIORS. YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY
LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT FOR THIS
ONE THING, YOU ARE VULNERABLE. SO AM I. I AM A SENIOR, I KNOW YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT. NOBODY KNOWS THAT. MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL
THEM. BUT I'M A SENIOR. >> James: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU
ARE A SENIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS MESSAGE IS. LOOK, I MAN BE OLD LIKE YOU, BUT
I'M NOT GROSS LIKE YOU. ANYWAY WE AREA BOTH OLD, YOU'RE
GROSS, I'M NOT, JUST VOTE FOR ME EITHER WAY, OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS
ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT THIS ONE THING THE MOST
VULNERABLE. THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION
WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING THIS PANDEMIC. WHY WHEN DID HE SUDDENLY TURN
TOO HUGH GRANT, OH, YU, YOUR, YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE,
ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE, BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M
TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT I AM TRIKING TO TO SAY-- I LOVE
YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO YOU. YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY ON
TRK V TONIGHT END THE MONO THERE BUT WE'LL TRY THIS STORY AS
WELL. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, I CAN'T
IMAGINE THIS IS ON. >> CAN I PLUG MY PODCAST DURING
THIS NEXT PART OR NO WAY. >> James: YOU MIGHT AS WELL
BECAUSE IT IS CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE ON TV. AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW
YOU THIS. HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET
AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY
SEASON. AND THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ODD. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S HALF OF A CHRISTMAS TREE,
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR A FULL SIZED TREE. BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T
HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY DRESSED IN 2020. AND YOU THINK THAT IS
DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO
FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS CHRISTMAS MORNING. (LAUGHTER)
OH, THAT WAS 300% BETTER THAN IT WAS 20 MINUTES AGO. HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME
AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.
